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2013-04-22 01:19:45 AM  
You men go northwest! You men go southwest! I'm gonna walk around right here in a circle...
 
2013-04-22 02:31:23 AM  
Those poor kids. Then again, they were BLATANTLY flaunting the boundaries of the law. That's way more than is allowed for personal consumption... poor kids.
 
2013-04-22 03:41:06 AM  
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Uchiha_Cycliste: Those poor kids. Then again, they were BLATANTLY flaunting the boundaries of the law. That's way more than is allowed for personal consumption... poor kids.


If it takes two pounds of it the only thing it will test positive for is oregano.
 
2013-04-22 03:45:46 AM  
motherofgod.jpg
 
2013-04-22 03:52:44 AM  
Harold & Kumar approves
www.sidewalkstv.com
 
2013-04-22 03:52:50 AM  
I smoke two pound joints in the morning, I smoke two pound joints at night~
 
2013-04-22 03:53:03 AM  
They were armed with MIGHTY JOINT!!
 
Xai
2013-04-22 03:53:05 AM  
Good thing the cops were there! someone could have overdosed on that weed!
 
2013-04-22 03:53:31 AM  
Labrador?
 
2013-04-22 03:54:04 AM  
DreamSnipers
If Uchiha_Cycliste: Those poor kids. Then again, they were BLATANTLY flaunting the boundaries of the law. That's way more than is allowed for personal consumption... poor kids.

If it takes two pounds of it the only thing it will test positive for is oregano.

22 Apr 2013 03:41 AM


Not in NorCal... You have no idea how abundant it truely is
 
2013-04-22 03:55:45 AM  
Is that a joint man?
nah man thats just my dick
 
2013-04-22 03:56:34 AM  
Could you even hit it? Novelty at best.
 
2013-04-22 03:58:31 AM  
Two pound joint
Weighin'  heavy like a ten pound joint
Still be in my soooong...
 
2013-04-22 04:05:24 AM  
Most likely a promotional stunt from a local dispensary.  Anyone with that much for personal use is gonna end up with a lot of dry, harsh bud.  They probably used cheap shake, and may not have even expected it to be smoked.  A pound is still well over $2000, so your average stoner isn't gonna have that much cash laying around.

/I could be wrong
//might be oregano too
///
 
2013-04-22 04:05:40 AM  
As an alum, I approve. 420 always coincided with the best weather. It was unreal how it'd be chilly all winter then bam, beautiful on 4/20.
 
2013-04-22 04:07:20 AM  

andychrist420: Most likely a promotional stunt from a local dispensary.  Anyone with that much for personal use is gonna end up with a lot of dry, harsh bud.  They probably used cheap shake, and may not have even expected it to be smoked.  A pound is still well over $2000, so your average stoner isn't gonna have that much cash laying around.

/I could be wrong
//might be oregano too
///


*For medical quality weed.  Schwag is cheap, and usually only at high schools
 
2013-04-22 04:09:22 AM  
Biggest one Ive ever seen was an oz
looked like this:
i.imgur.com

/wasn't labrador
 
2013-04-22 04:11:13 AM  
I swear I did not take this photo 6 years ago on Willie Nelson's bus. I also did not go on that bus twice in one week, thereby losing my ability to use simple math for three weeks.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-22 04:11:50 AM  

DreamSnipers: If it takes two pounds of it the only thing it will test positive for is oregano.


If it was oregano ya beaner you can put it in your soup!

/that shiat wouldn't get a fly high
 
2013-04-22 04:12:25 AM  
s22.postimg.org

Amateurs
 
2013-04-22 04:13:45 AM  
I've never smoked weed (or tobacco, for that matter), but is that even something you could smoke, assuming it had actual weed in it?  It seems like it would just fall apart once one end started burning.
 
2013-04-22 04:23:27 AM  
farm2.staticflickr.com
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2013-04-22 04:26:53 AM  

HotWingAgenda: I've never smoked weed (or tobacco, for that matter), but is that even something you could smoke, assuming it had actual weed in it?  It seems like it would just fall apart once one end started burning.


Not sure what the deal was with how they figured out the rolling paper but if he actually took the time to piece together a bunch of quality papers then it'd probably burn slow enough to smoke. The problem is you'd have to keep hitting it or it'd go out. Dunno how much lung capacity you'd need.
 
2013-04-22 04:26:53 AM  
So the cops busted some kid with a .2 gram roach... Wots the big deal, yo?
 
2013-04-22 04:30:58 AM  
Its just trim...
 
2013-04-22 04:33:59 AM  

andychrist420: Most likely a promotional stunt from a local dispensary.  Anyone with that much for personal use is gonna end up with a lot of dry, harsh bud.  They probably used cheap shake, and may not have even expected it to be smoked.  A pound is still well over $2000, so your average stoner isn't gonna have that much cash laying around.

/I could be wrong
//might be oregano too
///


Yikes. I think I'd quit smoking if weed was anywhere near 2k a lb. I cringe at $100 qp's
 
2013-04-22 04:35:42 AM  
Party Poopers
 
2013-04-22 04:37:05 AM  
They were stupid..... they'd never spot it, if they baked their MJ into brownies.
 
2013-04-22 04:44:45 AM  
 
2013-04-22 04:46:10 AM  

Xai: Good thing the cops were there! someone could have overdosed on that weed!


[iseewhatyoudidthere.jpg]
 
2013-04-22 04:46:24 AM  
The personal limit is 1 oz, so why don't just 32 people all claim it as their own?
 
2013-04-22 04:49:00 AM  

Prof. Frink: The personal limit is 1 oz, so why don't just 32 people all claim it as their own?


The speed limit is 55mph, so why can't a car with three people in it go 165mph?
 
2013-04-22 04:49:59 AM  

SumoJeb: andychrist420: Most likely a promotional stunt from a local dispensary.  Anyone with that much for personal use is gonna end up with a lot of dry, harsh bud.  They probably used cheap shake, and may not have even expected it to be smoked.  A pound is still well over $2000, so your average stoner isn't gonna have that much cash laying around.

/I could be wrong
//might be oregano too
///

Yikes. I think I'd quit smoking if weed was anywhere near 2k a lb. I cringe at $100 qp's


$2,000 seems a bit much for a pound, but $100 QP? You're sure you're not thinking of quarter ounces?

Or, are you buying bammer weed? $20/oz seems about right, I guess. I wouldn't even know where to get bammer these days...
 
2013-04-22 04:57:16 AM  

1000 Ways to Dye: SumoJeb: andychrist420: Most likely a promotional stunt from a local dispensary.  Anyone with that much for personal use is gonna end up with a lot of dry, harsh bud.  They probably used cheap shake, and may not have even expected it to be smoked.  A pound is still well over $2000, so your average stoner isn't gonna have that much cash laying around.

/I could be wrong
//might be oregano too
///

Yikes. I think I'd quit smoking if weed was anywhere near 2k a lb. I cringe at $100 qp's

$2,000 seems a bit much for a pound, but $100 QP? You're sure you're not thinking of quarter ounces?

Or, are you buying bammer weed? $20/oz seems about right, I guess. I wouldn't even know where to get bammer these days...


Still, reportedly it had street value of ONE MILLION DOLLARS!
 
2013-04-22 05:07:21 AM  

EZbaked: DreamSnipers
If Uchiha_Cycliste: Those poor kids. Then again, they were BLATANTLY flaunting the boundaries of the law. That's way more than is allowed for personal consumption... poor kids.

If it takes two pounds of it the only thing it will test positive for is oregano.

22 Apr 2013 03:41 AM


Not in NorCal... You have no idea how abundant it truely is


Amen!
 
2013-04-22 05:08:05 AM  
Why the fark didnt these kids hike up to the water towers and then hike a half mile into the woods..
what were they thiniking?!?
 
2013-04-22 05:52:20 AM  

gwowen: [farm2.staticflickr.com image 300x224]
Approves


I love that film.
 
2013-04-22 05:54:36 AM  

1000 Ways to Dye: SumoJeb: andychrist420: Most likely a promotional stunt from a local dispensary.  Anyone with that much for personal use is gonna end up with a lot of dry, harsh bud.  They probably used cheap shake, and may not have even expected it to be smoked.  A pound is still well over $2000, so your average stoner isn't gonna have that much cash laying around.

/I could be wrong
//might be oregano too
///

Yikes. I think I'd quit smoking if weed was anywhere near 2k a lb. I cringe at $100 qp's

$2,000 seems a bit much for a pound, but $100 QP? You're sure you're not thinking of quarter ounces?

Or, are you buying bammer weed? $20/oz seems about right, I guess. I wouldn't even know where to get bammer these days...


Lol no a qp... Welcome to northern bc where every basement is a grow op. Outdoor is free. And prices are stupid low all the time.
 
2013-04-22 05:55:26 AM  
Where behind that cop with the baseball bat?... -oh dear God.

Probably pieced together from everyone's stash at the party. I doubt it would have smoked, though it seems sturdy.
 
2013-04-22 05:56:40 AM  

gweilo8888: Prof. Frink: The personal limit is 1 oz, so why don't just 32 people all claim it as their own?

The speed limit is 55mph, so why can't a car with three people in it go 165mph?


You can't pool a non-physical item, Cheech.
 
2013-04-22 06:04:20 AM  
So the cops had a good time too.
 
2013-04-22 06:09:19 AM  

vicejay: I swear I did not take this photo 6 years ago on Willie Nelson's bus. I also did not go on that bus twice in one week, thereby losing my ability to use simple math for three weeks.

[i.imgur.com image 640x480]


I hate you.

/ jealousy is a stinky cologne...
 
2013-04-22 06:25:12 AM  
First, a two pound joint is just stupid.  It serves no purpose, as others have said.

Second, were any charges filed?  TFA said the cops took it, but didn't say anything about charges.  That's pretty sweet.  I wish it was like that back when I ended up in the pokey for 10 days because my dumbass 'friend' got pulled over with an ounce in his car.  I didn't even know he had it in there but the cops didn't give a crap.  Record for life for riding in a car....fark the war on drugs.
 
2013-04-22 06:32:09 AM  

bearded clamorer: [s22.postimg.org image 750x492]

Amateurs


I see subby's mom prefers tampons.
 
2013-04-22 06:41:34 AM  

gwowen: [farm2.staticflickr.com image 300x224]
Approves


The joint I'm about to roll requires a craftsman. It can utilise up to 12 skins. It is called a Camberwell Carrot.
 
2013-04-22 07:11:29 AM  

Prof. Frink: You can't pool a non-physical item, Cheech.


You can't pool a single item either, Chong.
 
2013-04-22 07:16:15 AM  
white castle anyone?  oh they don't have them here.  bastards
 
2013-04-22 07:35:05 AM  

gweilo8888: Prof. Frink: You can't pool a non-physical item, Cheech.

You can't pool a single item either, Chong.


32 friends each with 1 oz makes a total of 2 pounds. They're just tired of each having to carry their own oz separately.
 
2013-04-22 07:51:23 AM  
So that's where all these went...

image.timepassagesnostalgia.com
 
2013-04-22 07:57:05 AM  
How many joints are in a lid?
 
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