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(Entertainment Weekly)   Xenu ensures Tom Cruise's Oblivion is the #1 film at the box office, bringing in $38 million and giving Cruise one of his biggest openings ever. Meanwhile, 42 was #2 and everyone has forgotten about Evil Dead   ( divider line
    More: Followup, Tom Cruise, oblivion, box offices, Ghost Protocol, Jack Reacher, The Croods, movies, Evil Dead  
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1953 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 22 Apr 2013 at 3:27 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-04-22 11:22:16 AM  
2 votes:
2013-04-22 10:06:30 AM  
2 votes:
2013-04-22 03:59:44 AM  
2 votes:
Congratulations to all the guys who enjoyed Tom Cruise's big opening tonight....
2013-04-22 08:17:08 AM  
1 vote:
It's funny how many people zeroed in on how good the visuals and soundtrack were, and how not good the rest of it was.

I lost count on how many scenes seemed lifted from Star Wars movies.
2013-04-22 04:05:42 AM  
1 vote:
I wouldn't see any Tom Cruise movie unless he paid me lots and lots of money.

Actually, even then I wouldn't see it. I'd sit there and close my eyes all the way through.
2013-04-22 02:21:40 AM  
1 vote:
You're right about Evil Dead.....I was the only person in the theater.

/Which made it even more creepy.
//Definitely got my money's worth.
2013-04-22 12:37:21 AM  
1 vote:
Does Cruise play Martin Septim?

Also, did they manage to sign Patrick Stewart?
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