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(KPTV Portland)   Taking too long in the bus's portable bathroom? That's a stabbing   (kptv.com) divider line 35
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2013-04-21 08:56:10 PM  
the driver wasn't using a bathroom on the bus.

he was using a port-a-potty set up near the bus stop.

/reading comprehension subby
//get some

and if the article doesn't make it clear, don't just go assuming facts to coax a greenlight.

-1
 
2013-04-21 09:07:24 PM  
I'd rather shiat my pants than use a Port-a-Potty.
 
2013-04-21 09:09:00 PM  
I should clarify...I would rather shiat my pants than take a dump in a Port-a-Potty.  I could manage to get through taking a leak in one by holding my nose and trying to touch as little as possible.

And I"m not a germ freak, but those things are disgusting.
 
2013-04-21 10:20:56 PM  
The bus has a portable bathroom? Does it drag the porta-potty around on a trailer or something?
 
2013-04-21 10:21:34 PM  
shiat or get off the pot asshole!
 
2013-04-21 10:22:22 PM  
Whenever I need to go to the toilet in Germany, I find a hooker.
 
2013-04-21 10:24:20 PM  
It is bad band ettiquite to deuce in the bus.
 
2013-04-21 10:24:53 PM  
maybe he was just angry after hearing about that sorority party?
 
2013-04-21 10:28:42 PM  

"That's when police said the attacker stabbed Nixon after demanding to use the restroom."


Man, does G Gordon Liddy hold a grudge.

 
2013-04-21 10:31:55 PM  

jake_lex: I should clarify...I would rather shiat my pants than take a dump in a Port-a-Potty.  I could manage to get through taking a leak in one by holding my nose and trying to touch as little as possible.

And I"m not a germ freak, but those things are disgusting.

You probably shouldn't read Stephen King's A Very Tight Place.

 
2013-04-21 10:37:47 PM  
Hey man, sometimes when you gotta go, YOU GOTTA GO!
 
2013-04-21 10:37:54 PM  
I thought buses are portable bathrooms.

Bus stations are stationary bathrooms.

They sure smell that way.
 
2013-04-21 10:39:35 PM  
I'd rather shiat my pants in the porta-potty
 
2013-04-21 10:46:20 PM  

jake_lex: I'd rather shiat my pants than use a Port-a-Potty.


I have.
 
2013-04-21 10:49:13 PM  
Using a portapotty or honeybucket in that neighborhood is inviting trouble.
For many years that area was called Felony Flats.
 
2013-04-21 10:49:18 PM  

GungFu: Whenever I need to go to the toilet in Germany, I find a hooker.


My man. Post of the day right there.
+1 internets for you
 
2013-04-21 10:50:11 PM  
It happened around 11 p.m. near Southeast 92nd and Flavel.

blogs.suntimes.com
 
2013-04-21 10:52:13 PM  

jake_lex: I should clarify...I would rather shiat my pants than take a dump in a Port-a-Potty.  I could manage to get through taking a leak in one by holding my nose and trying to touch as little as possible.

And I"m not a germ freak, but those things are disgusting.


i find it hard to enjoy myself when I have to pee so I'm ok with a little grossness if it means I can feel comfortable.
 
2013-04-21 11:01:52 PM  
We asked for Brian Nixon.  They said "He don't work here". We said "If you don't got Brian Nixon then your john could use some fixin'".
 
2013-04-21 11:07:47 PM  
Drop your load, then hit the road.
 
2013-04-21 11:20:27 PM  
Well, at least it wasn't a beheading.

www.cbc.ca
 
2013-04-21 11:26:14 PM  

jake_lex: I should clarify...I would rather shiat my pants than take a dump in a Port-a-Potty.  I could manage to get through taking a leak in one by holding my nose and trying to touch as little as possible.

And I"m not a germ freak, but those things are disgusting.


I know a guy that got a flesh eating virus from a ports potty seat. Lost his left leg. When you are in construction you learn to get over the disgust. You don't have much choice.
 
2013-04-21 11:28:20 PM  

skinink: "That's when police said the attacker stabbed Nixon after demanding to use the restroom."
Man, does G Gordon Liddy hold a grudge.


Who would stop G. Gordon Liddy from doing ANYTHING he didn't want to do?

The man had a photo taken wearing a stars&stripes banana hammock. He's afraid of nothing.
 
2013-04-21 11:34:59 PM  
Shouldn't it be bus' not bus's?
 
2013-04-21 11:43:07 PM  

AbbeySomeone: Using a portapotty or honeybucket in that neighborhood is inviting trouble.
For many years that area was called Felony Flats.


You mean it isn't called that now?
 
2013-04-21 11:57:24 PM  

fat boy: AbbeySomeone: Using a portapotty or honeybucket in that neighborhood is inviting trouble.
For many years that area was called Felony Flats.

You mean it isn't called that now?


You are technically correct.
 
2013-04-22 12:30:40 AM  
s12.postimg.org
 
2013-04-22 01:05:25 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-22 01:49:18 AM  
Public restrooms are good for my self-esteem.  They remind me that I am not the most disgusting person in the world.

/seriously, flush
//and if you don't flush, don't just leave a big ass deuce sitting there with no evidence of butt cleaning
///I mean, either you used TP and it's in or near the toilet, or you confused the toilet with a bidet, in which case there would still be some evidence of butt cleaning
////perhaps I've put too much thought into this mystery
 
2013-04-22 02:21:26 AM  

Fart_Machine: We asked for Brian Nixon.  They said "He don't work here". We said "If you don't got Brian Nixon then your john could use some fixin'".


We got into a bus and then we drove away. The driver took too long to crap, I stabbed him in the leg.

titwrench: jake_lex: I should clarify...I would rather shiat my pants than take a dump in a Port-a-Potty.  I could manage to get through taking a leak in one by holding my nose and trying to touch as little as possible.

And I"m not a germ freak, but those things are disgusting.

I know a guy that got a flesh eating virus from a ports potty seat. Lost his left leg. When you are in construction you learn to get over the disgust. You don't have much choice.


Talk about having crap luck.
 
2013-04-22 02:50:28 AM  
I SAID I'LL BE OUT IN A MINUTE!

Jeez.
 
2013-04-22 03:01:44 AM  
"Nixon is expected to recover. "
 
2013-04-22 03:53:46 AM  

squibbits: "Nixon is expected to recover. "


This is not a headline from 1974.
 
2013-04-22 12:05:52 PM  

jake_lex: I should clarify...I would rather shiat my pants than take a dump in a Port-a-Potty.  I could manage to get through taking a leak in one by holding my nose and trying to touch as little as possible.

And I"m not a germ freak, but those things are disgusting.


Man up, Nancy.

/runner
//if I don't drop a load in a disgusting portapotty every race morning, it's gonna be a bad day
 
2013-04-23 12:02:44 AM  
No CrimeMet references?  Obviously there are no Real American Oregonians on here.
 
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