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(KPTV Portland)   Father of the year candidate uses his 7 month old son as a shield when deputies approached him   (kptv.com) divider line 45
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2013-04-21 09:07:17 PM
Did he really do that, or were the cops unreasonable assholes who couldn't wait ten seconds for a family member to come out and take the baby?

When they start throwing around phrases like "suspect he was armed" your bullshiat detector should go off. Then again his face looks busted up. Maybe he was resiting arrest and I'm too cynical.
 
2013-04-21 10:54:30 PM

doglover: Did he really do that, or were the cops unreasonable assholes who couldn't wait ten seconds for a family member to come out and take the baby?

When they start throwing around phrases like "suspect he was armed" your bullshiat detector should go off. Then again his face looks busted up. Maybe he was resiting arrest and I'm too cynical.


Well, assuming the article is describing the incident accurately, he ran from the cops, jumped a fence, tries to run out several times, but was surrounded, then came out holding the baby in front of him.

That doesn't sound like impatience or recklessness on the cops' part
 
2013-04-21 10:56:35 PM

Lionel Mandrake: doglover: Did he really do that, or were the cops unreasonable assholes who couldn't wait ten seconds for a family member to come out and take the baby?

When they start throwing around phrases like "suspect he was armed" your bullshiat detector should go off. Then again his face looks busted up. Maybe he was resiting arrest and I'm too cynical.

Well, assuming the article is describing the incident accurately, he ran from the cops, jumped a fence, tries to run out several times, but was surrounded, then came out holding the baby in front of him.

That doesn't sound like impatience or recklessness on the cops' part


He could be really into parakour.
 
2013-04-21 11:12:14 PM

doglover: Lionel Mandrake: doglover: Did he really do that, or were the cops unreasonable assholes who couldn't wait ten seconds for a family member to come out and take the baby?

When they start throwing around phrases like "suspect he was armed" your bullshiat detector should go off. Then again his face looks busted up. Maybe he was resiting arrest and I'm too cynical.

Well, assuming the article is describing the incident accurately, he ran from the cops, jumped a fence, tries to run out several times, but was surrounded, then came out holding the baby in front of him.

That doesn't sound like impatience or recklessness on the cops' part

He could be really into parakour.


HARDCORE PARKOUR!!
 
2013-04-21 11:12:30 PM
Moran. A 9mm slug will go right through a baby like a knife through butter.
 
2013-04-21 11:16:18 PM

whither_apophis: Moran. A 9mm slug will go right through a baby like a knife through butter.


O'rly?

i2.listal.com
 
2013-04-21 11:17:27 PM
The look on his face plus the douchey under armor mock turtleneck lead me to believe that he's totally capable of using a baby as a human shield

kptv.images.worldnow.com
 
2013-04-21 11:17:34 PM
I dunno... I think a disgusting baby might work to keep me at bay.
 
2013-04-21 11:17:58 PM
When babies are outlawed, only outlaws will have babies.
 
2013-04-21 11:22:00 PM
Let me guess, he was keeping the baby under his Jamiroquai hat?
 
2013-04-21 11:22:02 PM
Only a good guy with a baby can stop a bad guy with a baby
 
2013-04-21 11:23:10 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com

Well, at least he won't be elected President now.
 
2013-04-21 11:24:17 PM

Summoner101: Only a good guy with a baby can stop a bad guy with a baby


ROFL! Gets funnier every time
 
2013-04-21 11:27:43 PM

hogans: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 800x450]

Well, at least he won't be elected President now.


Thank you, first thing I thought of.

Leaving satisfied.
 
2013-04-21 11:36:24 PM
I think he looks like this guy...

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Hotlinked.
 
2013-04-21 11:37:24 PM
Father does something with his son and people complain. Thanks Obama.
 
2013-04-21 11:44:53 PM

doglover: Did he really do that, or were the cops unreasonable assholes who couldn't wait ten seconds for a family member to come out and take the baby?

When they start throwing around phrases like "suspect he was armed" your bullshiat detector should go off. Then again his face looks busted up. Maybe he was resiting arrest and I'm too cynical.


The airport called.
Said you have too much baggage.
 
2013-04-21 11:50:38 PM

johnny_vegas: whither_apophis: Moran. A 9mm slug will go right through a baby like a knife through butter.

O'rly?

[i2.listal.com image 200x279]


Amon Goeth?
 
2013-04-21 11:52:16 PM
s10.postimg.org
 
2013-04-21 11:56:01 PM

whither_apophis: johnny_vegas: whither_apophis: Moran. A 9mm slug will go right through a baby like a knife through butter.

O'rly?

[i2.listal.com image 200x279]

Amon Goeth?


Josef Mengele

/like yours better
 
2013-04-21 11:57:51 PM

Spanky_McFarksalot: Father does something with his son and people complain. Thanks Obama.


so much win
 
2013-04-21 11:58:10 PM
Him and this mother who threw her baby at one passenger so she could fight with another should hook up. Just skip to 1:40 in the video.
 
2013-04-22 12:05:21 AM

Summoner101: Only a good guy with a baby can stop a bad guy with a baby


How do pregnant women count?  Should we require a license?  A pregnant woman may be dangerous and shoot out infants like that Duggar person.
 
2013-04-22 12:11:05 AM

johnny_vegas: whither_apophis: johnny_vegas: whither_apophis: Moran. A 9mm slug will go right through a baby like a knife through butter.

O'rly?

[i2.listal.com image 200x279]

Amon Goeth?

Josef Mengele

/like yours better


ah yes, the gap teeth.
 
2013-04-22 12:20:31 AM
Darwinism by proxy?
 
2013-04-22 12:21:42 AM
Maybe the baby volunteered to help his daddy.....
 
2013-04-22 12:22:45 AM

skinink: Him and this mother who threw her baby at one passenger so she could fight with another should hook up. Just skip to 1:40 in the video.


God, that brings back memories of riding the bus in downtown Pittsburgh. Can't say I miss it at all, but I saw several scenes like that.
 
2013-04-22 12:24:02 AM
Like that would stop a cop from shooting.
 
2013-04-22 12:25:54 AM
There's nothing at all funny about using a baby as a human shield.

Unless that baby is wearing a clown suit, of course.
 
2013-04-22 12:26:56 AM

skinink: Him and this mother who threw her baby at one passenger so she could fight with another should hook up. Just skip to 1:40 in the video.


Nice find.  The elevator scene in Prizzi's Honor has the same scene with a fake baby.
 
2013-04-22 12:31:04 AM

ReluctantPaladin: hogans: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 800x450]

Well, at least he won't be elected President now.

Thank you, first thing I thought of.

Leaving satisfied.


Ditto.
 
2013-04-22 12:44:23 AM

Wayne 985: ReluctantPaladin: hogans: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 800x450]

Well, at least he won't be elected President now.

Thank you, first thing I thought of.

Leaving satisfied.

Ditto.


Thirded.
 
2013-04-22 12:49:28 AM
Considering the marine who took what, 20+ bullets after cops got an itchy trigger finger on the wrong house. . . This actually seems like a rational response.

/not happy about that in the slightest, but can understand. And it appears to be effective.
 
2013-04-22 12:51:13 AM
Looks like when he put the baby down they got him through the head.
 
2013-04-22 01:19:54 AM

hogans: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 800x450]

Well, at least he won't be elected President now.


What the hell? That doesn't look like a dark blue snowmobile suite with bright yellow piping to me. :-/

/why the hell would they change that for the adaptation?
 
2013-04-22 01:31:43 AM
Is he a Palestinian?
 
2013-04-22 01:42:13 AM
Is he trying to pass himself off as a Suk doctor?
 
2013-04-22 01:42:22 AM
He looks like some kind of Star Trek villain.  Perhaps the baby was Romulan?
 
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2013-04-22 01:49:58 AM

hogans: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 800x450]

Well, at least he won't be elected President now.


but actually he was.....

images.zap2it.com
 
2013-04-22 01:59:19 AM
Shoot the hostage

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/hot
 
2013-04-22 02:03:41 AM

Chabash: I think he looks like this guy...

[img141.exs.cx image 400x400]
Hotlinked.


WTF is this nightmare fuel?
 
2013-04-22 02:05:06 AM
doglover

Don't worry. It's not possible to be too cynical when it comes to the pigs.

I wonder how many people in 2013 America remember that our nation was founded on the distrust of authority.
 
2013-04-22 04:46:44 AM
bostonbiker.org
Come on, buddy, let's dance. Kick me, punch me, shoot me. I dare you.
 
2013-04-22 02:18:57 PM

hogans: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 800x450]

Well, at least he won't be elected President now.


My first thought as well!
 
2013-04-23 12:03:30 AM

doglover: [bostonbiker.org image 400x419]
Come on, buddy, let's dance. Kick me, punch me, shoot me. I dare you.


Head is still vulnerable.
 
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