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(TMZ)   Reese Witherspoon just learned that "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM??" doesn't help get someone out of a DUI   (tmz.com) divider line 27
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7391 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 21 Apr 2013 at 8:48 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-04-21 09:45:23 PM
6 votes:
I feel like pulling this one day.

Not the DUI part. I drink maybe once every few years, and I never drive after.

I just feel like pulling the loud "do you know who I am" routine next time someone gives me a little guff out in public - like maybe those people who shove petitions and/or political pamphlets in your face.

And when the other person admits to not knowing who I am, I'm going to start crying and act confused.  "Neither do I," I'll sob. "Please help."
2013-04-21 08:59:41 PM
4 votes:

cygnusx13:  I, and my lawgiver, will handle this situation.


your monkey?

www.cooltoyreview.com
2013-04-21 08:46:19 PM
4 votes:
i.redsnapperverytasty.com

/Oblig
2013-04-22 12:40:59 AM
3 votes:

A Terrible Human: quatchi: Line?...

Do you know who I am?

Lawls.

Gawd, I love stories where people actually try this and it fails so hard.

I've always wanted to see these people get the answer of "Yes I do and your work sucks".


I heard about this one guy named Barney Oldfield. Turn-of-the-20th-century race driver; first guy to drive a car 60 mph (1903); first guy to crest 100 mph at Indianapolis (1916). He got old, cars got faster, his places in the record books got blown away one by one. One day in those older years, he got pulled over for speeding and the officer went, "Who do you think you are? Barney Oldfield?"
2013-04-21 11:24:40 PM
3 votes:
farm6.staticflickr.com
/ because, why not?
2013-04-21 10:46:28 PM
3 votes:
"Did you hear Reese got arrested?"
"Witherspoon?"
"No with handcuffs."
/Well that's my five minutes, be sure tip your waitresses and bartenders!
2013-04-22 01:21:04 AM
2 votes:

LonMead: Every time I hear someone use that "Do you know who I am?" line, I keep thinking about that scene in the movie RED where a guy asks Karl Urban's character that question. The response? "Of course I do."


I think the correct answer here might be "Yeah, you are that girl from Overnight Delivery."
2013-04-22 12:29:14 PM
1 votes:
Sugar tits?
2013-04-22 10:58:01 AM
1 votes:

mekki: Has that line ever really worked for a celebrity? I can't recall a time that it has. I think it really only works for people in office and not actors.


The premier of my province tried it... in Hawaii of all places. *facepalm* Yes, Gordon, of course the nice officers in Hawaii will know exactly what the premier of BC looks like...and they'll totally let you out of that DUI.
2013-04-22 10:48:14 AM
1 votes:
cdn3.sbnation.com

BIATCH STOLE MY GIMMICK!
2013-04-22 06:01:20 AM
1 votes:

theurge14: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: TotallyHeadless: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Cops say they spotted Reese and her husband Jim Toth's car -- a silver Ford Fusion


Man. Guess that Legally Blonde money finally ran out.

Fusions are nice cars. Not flashy, but elegant in their own way.

Oh, nothing against Fusions. I'd like to own one. Just not something I'd imagine an A-list entitled celebritwat to be galavanting around in.

Conan has driven an SHO for years, last I checked he still has it.


He said A list.
2013-04-22 12:32:24 AM
1 votes:

quatchi: Line?...

Do you know who I am?

Lawls.

Gawd, I love stories where people actually try this and it fails so hard.


I've always wanted to see these people get the answer of "Yes I do and your work sucks".
2013-04-21 11:54:20 PM
1 votes:

mekki: Has that line ever really worked for a celebrity? I can't recall a time that it has. I think it really only works for people in office and not actors.


Hey Einstein, if it worked you would never hear about it. That's the definition of "it worked" for this scenario.
2013-04-21 11:35:01 PM
1 votes:
i.qkme.me
2013-04-21 11:18:47 PM
1 votes:

drunk_bouncnbaloruber: mjbok: Please let there be a dashboard cam of this.

//Haven't been this disappointed in a celeb since I heard about Natalie Portman and what she does in the shower.

Go on....


She beefs in the shower and heels it down the drain...
2013-04-21 10:47:30 PM
1 votes:
Officer should have said, "Yeah, I know who you are. You're a shiatty actress".
2013-04-21 10:23:49 PM
1 votes:
While I've never pulled the "Do YOU know who I am?" card ... I did pull the "I'm actually good friends with your boss" card once.

One time, I was pulled over for speeding. I was late for an interview with the lieutenant governor at some dinner.

I was driving a car I'd inherited, so the registration wasn't yet in my name.

The license plate tags had expired.

Adding to the misery, I also managed to leave my new insurance cards at home in my haste.

I was dead to rights. Luckily I was very sober.

I told the sheriff's deputy, "I'm actually good friends with your boss... He can tell you all about me."

A few minutes later, the guy returns with just a fix-it ticket for the insurance cards.
He says that his boss -- the sheriff of the county -- expected to see me in his office first thing the next morning.

I brought in coffee and donuts along with my insurance cards. He heckled me at first, but we sat and chatted and then I was on my way.

/CSS, I know
//Totally a once in a lifetime event
///Miss living in a small town
2013-04-21 09:40:00 PM
1 votes:
Please let there be a dashboard cam of this.

//Haven't been this disappointed in a celeb since I heard about Natalie Portman and what she does in the shower.
2013-04-21 09:36:02 PM
1 votes:
Do you know who I am?

A dumb, not particularly talented twat who's gotten by on her soon-to-be-diminishing looks?
2013-04-21 09:33:17 PM
1 votes:
I never understood why a celebrity would risk it. You have a standard buttload of $$. Pay someone $40k a year to chauffer your ass around town. Heck, for that amount you could probably get a buff one that could double as a bodyguard / paparazzi bouncer / lawn mower in a pinch.

Hell, I'll do it for 35k.
2013-04-21 09:28:56 PM
1 votes:
No, with a knife.
2013-04-21 09:23:47 PM
1 votes:
Then fark you, biatch.

It's the reason I hate Amanda Seyfried. She pulled that crap in London and I refuse to see any movies with her in them. She doesn't deserve it.
2013-04-21 09:21:07 PM
1 votes:
Reese Witherhandcuffs
2013-04-21 09:10:55 PM
1 votes:
Cops say they spotted Reese and her husband Jim Toth's car -- a silver Ford Fusion


Man. Guess that Legally Blonde money finally ran out.
2013-04-21 09:01:34 PM
1 votes:
They drive a Ford Fusion? So would do that if they didn't have to?
2013-04-21 08:56:35 PM
1 votes:
Line?...

Do you know who I am?

Lawls.

Gawd, I love stories where people actually try this and it fails so hard.
2013-04-21 08:54:45 PM
1 votes:
  yeah,but she's still gonna get Ted Danson money..
 
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