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(TMZ)   Reese Witherspoon just learned that "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM??" doesn't help get someone out of a DUI   (tmz.com) divider line 150
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2013-04-21 10:12:35 PM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: texdent: Adolf Oliver Nipples: DUI trifecta in play... who will close it out?

Lindsay Lohan?

I'm hoping that's the opening entry in the DOA trifecta


Hope on to your horses until July 2 ... That's Lindsey's 27th birthday. Then we have a year for her to go all DOA like the slew of "Dead at 27" celebs.
 
2013-04-21 10:14:37 PM  
I thought I remembered a celebrity named "Reese" that stabbed herself a long time ago.
 
2013-04-21 10:16:53 PM  

Gosling: PsyLord: WAS THE COP BLIND?!?!

No matter how famous you are, there's always someone who's never heard of you and wouldn't care if they did.


You ain't Fiona Apple, and if you ain't Fiona Apple I don't give a rat's ass.
 
2013-04-21 10:18:36 PM  

Gosling: PsyLord: WAS THE COP BLIND?!?!

No matter how famous you are, there's always someone who's never heard of you and wouldn't care if they did.


Sorry, I guess my stab at the running Fark joke was not obvious.
 
2013-04-21 10:23:49 PM  
While I've never pulled the "Do YOU know who I am?" card ... I did pull the "I'm actually good friends with your boss" card once.

One time, I was pulled over for speeding. I was late for an interview with the lieutenant governor at some dinner.

I was driving a car I'd inherited, so the registration wasn't yet in my name.

The license plate tags had expired.

Adding to the misery, I also managed to leave my new insurance cards at home in my haste.

I was dead to rights. Luckily I was very sober.

I told the sheriff's deputy, "I'm actually good friends with your boss... He can tell you all about me."

A few minutes later, the guy returns with just a fix-it ticket for the insurance cards.
He says that his boss -- the sheriff of the county -- expected to see me in his office first thing the next morning.

I brought in coffee and donuts along with my insurance cards. He heckled me at first, but we sat and chatted and then I was on my way.

/CSS, I know
//Totally a once in a lifetime event
///Miss living in a small town
 
2013-04-21 10:25:03 PM  
I was hoping this was going to be a Reese photo thread.  I haz a sad.
 
2013-04-21 10:25:17 PM  

PsychoLaurie: While I've never pulled the "Do YOU know who I am?" card ... I did pull the "I'm actually good friends with your boss" card once.

One time, I was pulled over for speeding. I was late for an interview with the lieutenant governor at some dinner.

I was driving a car I'd inherited, so the registration wasn't yet in my name.

The license plate tags had expired.

Adding to the misery, I also managed to leave my new insurance cards at home in my haste.

I was dead to rights. Luckily I was very sober.

I told the sheriff's deputy, "I'm actually good friends with your boss... He can tell you all about me."

A few minutes later, the guy returns with just a fix-it ticket for the insurance cards.
He says that his boss -- the sheriff of the county -- expected to see me in his office first thing the next morning.

I brought in coffee and donuts along with my insurance cards. He heckled me at first, but we sat and chatted and then I was on my way.

/CSS, I know
//Totally a once in a lifetime event
///Miss living in a small town


Daddies Little Princess.  You make me sick.
 
2013-04-21 10:25:52 PM  
Or maybe Daddy's.

/too much wine.
 
2013-04-21 10:27:10 PM  
Sounds like she was being a complete ass... which, what, required the officer to arrest her for hurting his feelings?
 
2013-04-21 10:32:40 PM  

antidisestablishmentarianism: FTFA:The officer stated that Toth told him he only had one drink ... but when given a Breathalyzer test, Toth's blood alcohol level was .139.

Can't handle his liquor. Either that or he was getting some road head, it's hard to stay between the lines during that.


www.sterlingwineonline.com

It's only ONE drink...
 
2013-04-21 10:38:33 PM  
"Officer, say my name."
 
2013-04-21 10:41:47 PM  
Ah, the South Buckhead strip.  Favorite DUI trap of Atlanta cops.

Oh, APD will bust anyone.  Tyler Perry.  Elton John.  They don't care who you are.  Your money is perfectly green with them.
 
2013-04-21 10:44:25 PM  

Forbidden Doughnut: [upload.wikimedia.org image 132x125]

After reading the linked article, maybe playing this character in "Election" wasn't that much of a stretch for her....


No. It wasn't.

Let's just say that Kevin Smith is laughing his ass off right now.

http://viewaskew.com/press/psycomic/5.html

Short answer: She's a seeyuentee

/(say it out loud).
 
2013-04-21 10:46:28 PM  
"Did you hear Reese got arrested?"
"Witherspoon?"
"No with handcuffs."
/Well that's my five minutes, be sure tip your waitresses and bartenders!
 
2013-04-21 10:47:30 PM  
Officer should have said, "Yeah, I know who you are. You're a shiatty actress".
 
2013-04-21 10:47:46 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: TotallyHeadless: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Cops say they spotted Reese and her husband Jim Toth's car -- a silver Ford Fusion


Man. Guess that Legally Blonde money finally ran out.

Fusions are nice cars. Not flashy, but elegant in their own way.

Oh, nothing against Fusions. I'd like to own one. Just not something I'd imagine an A-list entitled celebritwat to be galavanting around in.


I bought a new one last July with some of the bells and whistles. Nice car
 
2013-04-21 10:49:31 PM  
So she wasn't Legally Bombed?
 
2013-04-21 10:53:18 PM  
See may be legally blond, but not naturally blonde.
 
2013-04-21 10:59:36 PM  

Sbdolan: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: TotallyHeadless: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Cops say they spotted Reese and her husband Jim Toth's car -- a silver Ford Fusion


Man. Guess that Legally Blonde money finally ran out.

Fusions are nice cars. Not flashy, but elegant in their own way.

Oh, nothing against Fusions. I'd like to own one. Just not something I'd imagine an A-list entitled celebritwat to be galavanting around in.

I bought a new one last July with some of the bells and whistles. Nice car


I'm guessing it's a rental.  She's in town shooting a project.
 
2013-04-21 11:10:17 PM  

mjbok: Please let there be a dashboard cam of this.

//Haven't been this disappointed in a celeb since I heard about Natalie Portman and what she does in the shower.


Go on....
 
2013-04-21 11:14:50 PM  
What a coont...
 
2013-04-21 11:18:47 PM  

drunk_bouncnbaloruber: mjbok: Please let there be a dashboard cam of this.

//Haven't been this disappointed in a celeb since I heard about Natalie Portman and what she does in the shower.

Go on....


She beefs in the shower and heels it down the drain...
 
2013-04-21 11:18:57 PM  

drunk_bouncnbaloruber: mjbok: Please let there be a dashboard cam of this.

//Haven't been this disappointed in a celeb since I heard about Natalie Portman and what she does in the shower.

Go on....


I heard she beefs in the shower and heels it down the drain.
 
2013-04-21 11:23:37 PM  

Lsherm: She beefs in the shower and heels it down the drain...


Thank-you.

//Hoped it was obvious.
 
2013-04-21 11:23:45 PM  

Lsherm: drunk_bouncnbaloruber: mjbok: Please let there be a dashboard cam of this.

//Haven't been this disappointed in a celeb since I heard about Natalie Portman and what she does in the shower.

Go on....

She beefs in the shower and heels it down the drain...


mjohnson71: drunk_bouncnbaloruber: mjbok: Please let there be a dashboard cam of this.

//Haven't been this disappointed in a celeb since I heard about Natalie Portman and what she does in the shower.

Go on....

I heard she beefs in the shower and heels it down the drain.


Old meme is... still kinda funny.
 
2013-04-21 11:23:59 PM  
img.dooyoo.co.uk
REST IN PIECES, REESE'S!

 
2013-04-21 11:24:40 PM  
farm6.staticflickr.com
/ because, why not?
 
2013-04-21 11:25:11 PM  

ZeroCorpse: Forbidden Doughnut: [upload.wikimedia.org image 132x125]

After reading the linked article, maybe playing this character in "Election" wasn't that much of a stretch for her....

No. It wasn't.

Let's just say that Kevin Smith is laughing his ass off right now.

http://viewaskew.com/press/psycomic/5.html

Short answer: She's a seeyuentee

/(say it out loud).


That actually made me laugh.  If any of it's true, fark her; Joey Lauren Adams kicks ass.
 
2013-04-21 11:35:01 PM  
i.qkme.me
 
2013-04-21 11:42:44 PM  

Ray_Peranus: [i.qkme.me image 355x309]


thank you.
 
2013-04-21 11:54:20 PM  

mekki: Has that line ever really worked for a celebrity? I can't recall a time that it has. I think it really only works for people in office and not actors.


Hey Einstein, if it worked you would never hear about it. That's the definition of "it worked" for this scenario.
 
2013-04-22 12:22:04 AM  

PsychoLaurie: While I've never pulled the "Do YOU know who I am?" card ... I did pull the "I'm actually good friends with your boss" card once.

One time, I was pulled over for speeding. I was late for an interview with the lieutenant governor at some dinner.

I was driving a car I'd inherited, so the registration wasn't yet in my name.

The license plate tags had expired.

Adding to the misery, I also managed to leave my new insurance cards at home in my haste.

I was dead to rights. Luckily I was very sober.

I told the sheriff's deputy, "I'm actually good friends with your boss... He can tell you all about me."

A few minutes later, the guy returns with just a fix-it ticket for the insurance cards.
He says that his boss -- the sheriff of the county -- expected to see me in his office first thing the next morning.

I brought in coffee and donuts along with my insurance cards. He heckled me at first, but we sat and chatted and then I was on my way.

/CSS, I know
//Totally a once in a lifetime event
///Miss living in a small town


No, you got out of it because you are female.
 
2013-04-22 12:30:48 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: TotallyHeadless: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Cops say they spotted Reese and her husband Jim Toth's car -- a silver Ford Fusion


Man. Guess that Legally Blonde money finally ran out.

Fusions are nice cars. Not flashy, but elegant in their own way.

Oh, nothing against Fusions. I'd like to own one. Just not something I'd imagine an A-list entitled celebritwat to be galavanting around in.


Conan has driven an SHO for years, last I checked he still has it.
 
2013-04-22 12:32:24 AM  

quatchi: Line?...

Do you know who I am?

Lawls.

Gawd, I love stories where people actually try this and it fails so hard.


I've always wanted to see these people get the answer of "Yes I do and your work sucks".
 
2013-04-22 12:40:59 AM  

A Terrible Human: quatchi: Line?...

Do you know who I am?

Lawls.

Gawd, I love stories where people actually try this and it fails so hard.

I've always wanted to see these people get the answer of "Yes I do and your work sucks".


I heard about this one guy named Barney Oldfield. Turn-of-the-20th-century race driver; first guy to drive a car 60 mph (1903); first guy to crest 100 mph at Indianapolis (1916). He got old, cars got faster, his places in the record books got blown away one by one. One day in those older years, he got pulled over for speeding and the officer went, "Who do you think you are? Barney Oldfield?"
 
2013-04-22 12:59:01 AM  
If anyone ever asks me if I know who they are, I am going to do something commeasurately stupid in response. I don't know what, but I can only hope to God it doesn't land me in jail.

If I'm exceptionally lucky, I'll only ask them if they think they'd decompose at a rate any different than an "ordinary" person.
 
2013-04-22 01:01:22 AM  
Every time I hear someone use that "Do you know who I am?" line, I keep thinking about that scene in the movie RED where a guy asks Karl Urban's character that question. The response? "Of course I do."
 
2013-04-22 01:06:55 AM  
She shouldn't have pulled the "Do you know who I am" card. She should have told them that after she gets done with them they are going to wish they were in Hell with their backs broken.
 
2013-04-22 01:09:11 AM  
They probably drive a low key car to keep some privacy. A few celebs drive beaters just to lay low. Seems like a good idea
As for the diva act, it's nice that she apologized so quickly. I have to respect that a little.
 
2013-04-22 01:12:02 AM  
She had a "Moe Greene moment".
 
2013-04-22 01:21:04 AM  

LonMead: Every time I hear someone use that "Do you know who I am?" line, I keep thinking about that scene in the movie RED where a guy asks Karl Urban's character that question. The response? "Of course I do."


I think the correct answer here might be "Yeah, you are that girl from Overnight Delivery."
 
2013-04-22 01:36:48 AM  

antidisestablishmentarianism: FTFA:The officer stated that Toth told him he only had one drink ... but when given a Breathalyzer test, Toth's blood alcohol level was .139.

Can't handle his liquor. Either that or he was getting some road head, it's hard to stay between the lines during that.


Depends on what he drank.  For example, maybe he just had one beer:
3.bp.blogspot.com

That's a 3 liter bottle of beer at 9.7% alcohol.
 
2013-04-22 01:37:58 AM  

Satanic_Hamster: antidisestablishmentarianism: FTFA:The officer stated that Toth told him he only had one drink ... but when given a Breathalyzer test, Toth's blood alcohol level was .139.

Can't handle his liquor. Either that or he was getting some road head, it's hard to stay between the lines during that.

Depends on what he drank.  For example, maybe he just had one beer:
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 283x500]

That's a 3 liter bottle of beer at 9.7% alcohol.


Typo.  Meant 11.2 percent alcohol.
 
2013-04-22 02:12:50 AM  

Kurmudgeon: rynthetyn: Yeah, pulling the "do you know who I am" card is never going to go over well.

Probably about the worst thing you can say to a cop.


Worst thing you can say period in any kinda confrontation.

do you know who I am?
typical respone goes like this.

punch boot boot.

fark you.

never ever say do you know who I am. It wont go well
 
2013-04-22 02:16:31 AM  

Gosling: PsyLord: WAS THE COP BLIND?!?!

No matter how famous you are, there's always someone who's never heard of you and wouldn't care if they did.


CSB:

I once dated a girl who claimed that Dan Fouts hit on her at a wedding reception.

"You probably recognize me from TV," he said

When she said no, he got pissed off and walked away.
 
2013-04-22 02:27:43 AM  
 
2013-04-22 02:38:49 AM  
She looks sad in her mugshot. Chin up girl!
 
2013-04-22 03:49:54 AM  
 
2013-04-22 03:54:32 AM  

Texas Gabe: Adolf Oliver Nipples: DUI trifecta in play... who will close it out?

Trifecta complete:

Reese Witherspoon's husband
Al Michaels
The 3 Doors Down guy (it HAS to count)


FTFY.

And if Reese's husband isn't famous enough, then this one doesn't count.
 
2013-04-22 05:34:54 AM  
She has little beady shark eyes.
 
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