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(TMZ)   Reese Witherspoon just learned that "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM??" doesn't help get someone out of a DUI   (tmz.com) divider line 150
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2013-04-21 08:42:46 PM  
FTFA:The officer stated that Toth told him he only had one drink ... but when given a Breathalyzer test, Toth's blood alcohol level was .139.

Can't handle his liquor. Either that or he was getting some road head, it's hard to stay between the lines during that.
 
2013-04-21 08:44:14 PM  
lock her up. Then maybe she won't subject us to any more of her acting.
 
2013-04-21 08:46:19 PM  
i.redsnapperverytasty.com

/Oblig
 
2013-04-21 08:47:45 PM  
Those are three words I though I would never see together: Reese Witherspoon arrested.
 
2013-04-21 08:49:43 PM  
WAS THE COP BLIND?!?!
 
2013-04-21 08:53:23 PM  
nipples.
 
2013-04-21 08:54:45 PM  
  yeah,but she's still gonna get Ted Danson money..
 
2013-04-21 08:56:35 PM  
Line?...

Do you know who I am?

Lawls.

Gawd, I love stories where people actually try this and it fails so hard.
 
2013-04-21 08:58:01 PM  
Remand her to my custody. I, and my lawgiver, will handle this situation.
 
2013-04-21 08:58:59 PM  
So much for America's sweetheart...at least I think she's America's sweetheart.
 
2013-04-21 08:59:41 PM  

cygnusx13:  I, and my lawgiver, will handle this situation.


your monkey?

www.cooltoyreview.com
 
2013-04-21 09:00:38 PM  
Yeah, pulling the "do you know who I am" card is never going to go over well.
 
2013-04-21 09:00:58 PM  
DUI trifecta in play... who will close it out?
 
2013-04-21 09:01:34 PM  
They drive a Ford Fusion? So would do that if they didn't have to?
 
2013-04-21 09:01:42 PM  
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE???

I AM....
 
2013-04-21 09:02:37 PM  

rynthetyn: Yeah, pulling the "do you know who I am" card is never going to go over well.


Probably about the worst thing you can say to a cop.
 
2013-04-21 09:04:08 PM  
The tanning mom topless photo in the sidebar made me barf.
 
2013-04-21 09:06:02 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: DUI trifecta in play... who will close it out?


Lindsay Lohan?
 
2013-04-21 09:08:32 PM  

texdent: Adolf Oliver Nipples: DUI trifecta in play... who will close it out?

Lindsay Lohan?


I'm hoping that's the opening entry in the DOA trifecta
 
2013-04-21 09:10:55 PM  
Cops say they spotted Reese and her husband Jim Toth's car -- a silver Ford Fusion


Man. Guess that Legally Blonde money finally ran out.
 
2013-04-21 09:10:59 PM  
Has that line ever really worked for a celebrity? I can't recall a time that it has. I think it really only works for people in office and not actors.
 
2013-04-21 09:13:14 PM  
What did she think they were going to do, shiat themselves and let them go?

Oh and .139? Maybe he was weaving because he was scratching his vagina.
 
2013-04-21 09:15:05 PM  

Mugato: What did she think they were going to do, shiat themselves and let them go?


Yes.  She is THAT arrogant and deluded.

Seriously, fark Reese Is-a-biatch.
 
2013-04-21 09:15:42 PM  
The officer stated that Toth told him he only had one drink, but -- as first reported byVariety -- when given a Breathalyzer test, Toth's blood alcohol level was .139.

That's more than a few drinks with dinner.
 
2013-04-21 09:15:59 PM  

mekki: Has that line ever really worked for a celebrity? I can't recall a time that it has. I think it really only works for people in office and not actors.


Yeah, only time I saw that line work was a classmate at college who was the son of a police general... Stinking drunk and daring the poor cop who pulled him over in the middle of the night to take him in and risk daddy's wrath.
 
2013-04-21 09:19:43 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: DUI trifecta in play... who will close it out?


Trifecta complete:

Reese Witherspoon
Al Michaels
The 3 Doors Down guy (it HAS to count)
 
2013-04-21 09:20:31 PM  
Sweetie, the Mister Tony attitude only works if you're Mister Tony.
 
2013-04-21 09:21:07 PM  
Reese Witherhandcuffs
 
2013-04-21 09:21:34 PM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: Mugato: What did she think they were going to do, shiat themselves and let them go?

Yes.  She is THAT arrogant and deluded.

Seriously, fark Reese Is-a-biatch.


It's usually the B list celebs who act like that. You don't hear about Tom Hanks pulling that shiat.
 
2013-04-21 09:22:37 PM  

Texas Gabe: Adolf Oliver Nipples: DUI trifecta in play... who will close it out?

Trifecta complete:

Reese Witherspoon
Al Michaels
The 3 Doors Down guy (it HAS to count)


That's a weak opener, but I guess it'll have to do since he killed a guy.
 
2013-04-21 09:23:47 PM  
Then fark you, biatch.

It's the reason I hate Amanda Seyfried. She pulled that crap in London and I refuse to see any movies with her in them. She doesn't deserve it.
 
2013-04-21 09:24:30 PM  

texdent: Those are three words I though I would never see together: Reese Witherspoon arrested.


The only celebrity crush I haven't been embarrassed about.
 
2013-04-21 09:28:07 PM  

Zombie DJ: Then fark you, biatch.

It's the reason I hate Amanda Seyfried. She pulled that crap in London and I refuse to see any movies with her in them. She doesn't deserve it.


You should at least check out Chloe... she shows some very nice naughty bits.

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-21 09:28:15 PM  

mekki: Has that line ever really worked for a celebrity? I can't recall a time that it has. I think it really only works for people in office and not actors.


Here's the trick though... if it worked, you'd never hear about it. So it might work quite well and we're none the wiser.
 
2013-04-21 09:28:56 PM  
No, with a knife.
 
2013-04-21 09:29:19 PM  
I'm the Juggernaut, biatch.
 
2013-04-21 09:33:17 PM  
I never understood why a celebrity would risk it. You have a standard buttload of $$. Pay someone $40k a year to chauffer your ass around town. Heck, for that amount you could probably get a buff one that could double as a bodyguard / paparazzi bouncer / lawn mower in a pinch.

Hell, I'll do it for 35k.
 
2013-04-21 09:33:23 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org

After reading the linked article, maybe playing this character in "Election" wasn't that much of a stretch for her....
 
2013-04-21 09:33:38 PM  

rynthetyn: Yeah, pulling the "do you know who I am" card is never going to go over well.


Unless politically connected.
 
2013-04-21 09:36:02 PM  
Do you know who I am?

A dumb, not particularly talented twat who's gotten by on her soon-to-be-diminishing looks?
 
2013-04-21 09:40:00 PM  
Please let there be a dashboard cam of this.

//Haven't been this disappointed in a celeb since I heard about Natalie Portman and what she does in the shower.
 
2013-04-21 09:43:51 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: rynthetyn: Yeah, pulling the "do you know who I am" card is never going to go over well.

Unless politically connected.


Especially in Atlanta, they gave the producer of COPS a DUI not only did the they know who he was they didn't care.   Of course COPS stopped filming in Atlanta for a couple of years because of it.
 
2013-04-21 09:45:23 PM  
I feel like pulling this one day.

Not the DUI part. I drink maybe once every few years, and I never drive after.

I just feel like pulling the loud "do you know who I am" routine next time someone gives me a little guff out in public - like maybe those people who shove petitions and/or political pamphlets in your face.

And when the other person admits to not knowing who I am, I'm going to start crying and act confused.  "Neither do I," I'll sob. "Please help."
 
2013-04-21 09:45:28 PM  

Feral_and_Preposterous: I never understood why a celebrity would risk it. You have a standard buttload of $$. Pay someone $40k a year to chauffer your ass around town. Heck, for that amount you could probably get a buff one that could double as a bodyguard / paparazzi bouncer / lawn mower in a pinch.

Hell, I'll do it for 35k.


In these days of stronger labour laws you'd have to have three if you want them at your beck-and-call 24/7. Plus you'd have to account for holidays, sickness etc. There are driver services where you can call people to drive you home in your car. They have fold-up motor-scooters that they put in the car boot so they can get to and from each job.
 
2013-04-21 09:50:32 PM  
Even more proof that she's an annoying twat. I wonder what my ex-mother-in-law, who idolizes her, would think of this.
 
2013-04-21 09:52:49 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Cops say they spotted Reese and her husband Jim Toth's car -- a silver Ford Fusion


Man. Guess that Legally Blonde money finally ran out.


Fusions are nice cars. Not flashy, but elegant in their own way.
 
2013-04-21 09:52:56 PM  
Did she also try to stab the officer with her super-pointy chin?
 
2013-04-21 10:03:13 PM  

TotallyHeadless: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Cops say they spotted Reese and her husband Jim Toth's car -- a silver Ford Fusion


Man. Guess that Legally Blonde money finally ran out.

Fusions are nice cars. Not flashy, but elegant in their own way.


Oh, nothing against Fusions. I'd like to own one. Just not something I'd imagine an A-list entitled celebritwat to be galavanting around in.
 
2013-04-21 10:05:39 PM  

PsyLord: WAS THE COP BLIND?!?!


No matter how famous you are, there's always someone who's never heard of you and wouldn't care if they did.
 
2013-04-21 10:06:42 PM  
Atlanta? Wouldn't have happened in Austin.
 
2013-04-21 10:12:35 PM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: texdent: Adolf Oliver Nipples: DUI trifecta in play... who will close it out?

Lindsay Lohan?

I'm hoping that's the opening entry in the DOA trifecta


Hope on to your horses until July 2 ... That's Lindsey's 27th birthday. Then we have a year for her to go all DOA like the slew of "Dead at 27" celebs.
 
2013-04-21 10:14:37 PM  
I thought I remembered a celebrity named "Reese" that stabbed herself a long time ago.
 
2013-04-21 10:16:53 PM  

Gosling: PsyLord: WAS THE COP BLIND?!?!

No matter how famous you are, there's always someone who's never heard of you and wouldn't care if they did.


You ain't Fiona Apple, and if you ain't Fiona Apple I don't give a rat's ass.
 
2013-04-21 10:18:36 PM  

Gosling: PsyLord: WAS THE COP BLIND?!?!

No matter how famous you are, there's always someone who's never heard of you and wouldn't care if they did.


Sorry, I guess my stab at the running Fark joke was not obvious.
 
2013-04-21 10:23:49 PM  
While I've never pulled the "Do YOU know who I am?" card ... I did pull the "I'm actually good friends with your boss" card once.

One time, I was pulled over for speeding. I was late for an interview with the lieutenant governor at some dinner.

I was driving a car I'd inherited, so the registration wasn't yet in my name.

The license plate tags had expired.

Adding to the misery, I also managed to leave my new insurance cards at home in my haste.

I was dead to rights. Luckily I was very sober.

I told the sheriff's deputy, "I'm actually good friends with your boss... He can tell you all about me."

A few minutes later, the guy returns with just a fix-it ticket for the insurance cards.
He says that his boss -- the sheriff of the county -- expected to see me in his office first thing the next morning.

I brought in coffee and donuts along with my insurance cards. He heckled me at first, but we sat and chatted and then I was on my way.

/CSS, I know
//Totally a once in a lifetime event
///Miss living in a small town
 
2013-04-21 10:25:03 PM  
I was hoping this was going to be a Reese photo thread.  I haz a sad.
 
2013-04-21 10:25:17 PM  

PsychoLaurie: While I've never pulled the "Do YOU know who I am?" card ... I did pull the "I'm actually good friends with your boss" card once.

One time, I was pulled over for speeding. I was late for an interview with the lieutenant governor at some dinner.

I was driving a car I'd inherited, so the registration wasn't yet in my name.

The license plate tags had expired.

Adding to the misery, I also managed to leave my new insurance cards at home in my haste.

I was dead to rights. Luckily I was very sober.

I told the sheriff's deputy, "I'm actually good friends with your boss... He can tell you all about me."

A few minutes later, the guy returns with just a fix-it ticket for the insurance cards.
He says that his boss -- the sheriff of the county -- expected to see me in his office first thing the next morning.

I brought in coffee and donuts along with my insurance cards. He heckled me at first, but we sat and chatted and then I was on my way.

/CSS, I know
//Totally a once in a lifetime event
///Miss living in a small town


Daddies Little Princess.  You make me sick.
 
2013-04-21 10:25:52 PM  
Or maybe Daddy's.

/too much wine.
 
2013-04-21 10:27:10 PM  
Sounds like she was being a complete ass... which, what, required the officer to arrest her for hurting his feelings?
 
2013-04-21 10:32:40 PM  

antidisestablishmentarianism: FTFA:The officer stated that Toth told him he only had one drink ... but when given a Breathalyzer test, Toth's blood alcohol level was .139.

Can't handle his liquor. Either that or he was getting some road head, it's hard to stay between the lines during that.


www.sterlingwineonline.com

It's only ONE drink...
 
2013-04-21 10:38:33 PM  
"Officer, say my name."
 
2013-04-21 10:41:47 PM  
Ah, the South Buckhead strip.  Favorite DUI trap of Atlanta cops.

Oh, APD will bust anyone.  Tyler Perry.  Elton John.  They don't care who you are.  Your money is perfectly green with them.
 
2013-04-21 10:44:25 PM  

Forbidden Doughnut: [upload.wikimedia.org image 132x125]

After reading the linked article, maybe playing this character in "Election" wasn't that much of a stretch for her....


No. It wasn't.

Let's just say that Kevin Smith is laughing his ass off right now.

http://viewaskew.com/press/psycomic/5.html

Short answer: She's a seeyuentee

/(say it out loud).
 
2013-04-21 10:46:28 PM  
"Did you hear Reese got arrested?"
"Witherspoon?"
"No with handcuffs."
/Well that's my five minutes, be sure tip your waitresses and bartenders!
 
2013-04-21 10:47:30 PM  
Officer should have said, "Yeah, I know who you are. You're a shiatty actress".
 
2013-04-21 10:47:46 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: TotallyHeadless: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Cops say they spotted Reese and her husband Jim Toth's car -- a silver Ford Fusion


Man. Guess that Legally Blonde money finally ran out.

Fusions are nice cars. Not flashy, but elegant in their own way.

Oh, nothing against Fusions. I'd like to own one. Just not something I'd imagine an A-list entitled celebritwat to be galavanting around in.


I bought a new one last July with some of the bells and whistles. Nice car
 
2013-04-21 10:49:31 PM  
So she wasn't Legally Bombed?
 
2013-04-21 10:53:18 PM  
See may be legally blond, but not naturally blonde.
 
2013-04-21 10:59:36 PM  

Sbdolan: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: TotallyHeadless: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Cops say they spotted Reese and her husband Jim Toth's car -- a silver Ford Fusion


Man. Guess that Legally Blonde money finally ran out.

Fusions are nice cars. Not flashy, but elegant in their own way.

Oh, nothing against Fusions. I'd like to own one. Just not something I'd imagine an A-list entitled celebritwat to be galavanting around in.

I bought a new one last July with some of the bells and whistles. Nice car


I'm guessing it's a rental.  She's in town shooting a project.
 
2013-04-21 11:10:17 PM  

mjbok: Please let there be a dashboard cam of this.

//Haven't been this disappointed in a celeb since I heard about Natalie Portman and what she does in the shower.


Go on....
 
2013-04-21 11:14:50 PM  
What a coont...
 
2013-04-21 11:18:47 PM  

drunk_bouncnbaloruber: mjbok: Please let there be a dashboard cam of this.

//Haven't been this disappointed in a celeb since I heard about Natalie Portman and what she does in the shower.

Go on....


She beefs in the shower and heels it down the drain...
 
2013-04-21 11:18:57 PM  

drunk_bouncnbaloruber: mjbok: Please let there be a dashboard cam of this.

//Haven't been this disappointed in a celeb since I heard about Natalie Portman and what she does in the shower.

Go on....


I heard she beefs in the shower and heels it down the drain.
 
2013-04-21 11:23:37 PM  

Lsherm: She beefs in the shower and heels it down the drain...


Thank-you.

//Hoped it was obvious.
 
2013-04-21 11:23:45 PM  

Lsherm: drunk_bouncnbaloruber: mjbok: Please let there be a dashboard cam of this.

//Haven't been this disappointed in a celeb since I heard about Natalie Portman and what she does in the shower.

Go on....

She beefs in the shower and heels it down the drain...


mjohnson71: drunk_bouncnbaloruber: mjbok: Please let there be a dashboard cam of this.

//Haven't been this disappointed in a celeb since I heard about Natalie Portman and what she does in the shower.

Go on....

I heard she beefs in the shower and heels it down the drain.


Old meme is... still kinda funny.
 
2013-04-21 11:23:59 PM  
img.dooyoo.co.uk
REST IN PIECES, REESE'S!

 
2013-04-21 11:24:40 PM  
farm6.staticflickr.com
/ because, why not?
 
2013-04-21 11:25:11 PM  

ZeroCorpse: Forbidden Doughnut: [upload.wikimedia.org image 132x125]

After reading the linked article, maybe playing this character in "Election" wasn't that much of a stretch for her....

No. It wasn't.

Let's just say that Kevin Smith is laughing his ass off right now.

http://viewaskew.com/press/psycomic/5.html

Short answer: She's a seeyuentee

/(say it out loud).


That actually made me laugh.  If any of it's true, fark her; Joey Lauren Adams kicks ass.
 
2013-04-21 11:35:01 PM  
i.qkme.me
 
2013-04-21 11:42:44 PM  

Ray_Peranus: [i.qkme.me image 355x309]


thank you.
 
2013-04-21 11:54:20 PM  

mekki: Has that line ever really worked for a celebrity? I can't recall a time that it has. I think it really only works for people in office and not actors.


Hey Einstein, if it worked you would never hear about it. That's the definition of "it worked" for this scenario.
 
2013-04-22 12:22:04 AM  

PsychoLaurie: While I've never pulled the "Do YOU know who I am?" card ... I did pull the "I'm actually good friends with your boss" card once.

One time, I was pulled over for speeding. I was late for an interview with the lieutenant governor at some dinner.

I was driving a car I'd inherited, so the registration wasn't yet in my name.

The license plate tags had expired.

Adding to the misery, I also managed to leave my new insurance cards at home in my haste.

I was dead to rights. Luckily I was very sober.

I told the sheriff's deputy, "I'm actually good friends with your boss... He can tell you all about me."

A few minutes later, the guy returns with just a fix-it ticket for the insurance cards.
He says that his boss -- the sheriff of the county -- expected to see me in his office first thing the next morning.

I brought in coffee and donuts along with my insurance cards. He heckled me at first, but we sat and chatted and then I was on my way.

/CSS, I know
//Totally a once in a lifetime event
///Miss living in a small town


No, you got out of it because you are female.
 
2013-04-22 12:30:48 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: TotallyHeadless: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Cops say they spotted Reese and her husband Jim Toth's car -- a silver Ford Fusion


Man. Guess that Legally Blonde money finally ran out.

Fusions are nice cars. Not flashy, but elegant in their own way.

Oh, nothing against Fusions. I'd like to own one. Just not something I'd imagine an A-list entitled celebritwat to be galavanting around in.


Conan has driven an SHO for years, last I checked he still has it.
 
2013-04-22 12:32:24 AM  

quatchi: Line?...

Do you know who I am?

Lawls.

Gawd, I love stories where people actually try this and it fails so hard.


I've always wanted to see these people get the answer of "Yes I do and your work sucks".
 
2013-04-22 12:40:59 AM  

A Terrible Human: quatchi: Line?...

Do you know who I am?

Lawls.

Gawd, I love stories where people actually try this and it fails so hard.

I've always wanted to see these people get the answer of "Yes I do and your work sucks".


I heard about this one guy named Barney Oldfield. Turn-of-the-20th-century race driver; first guy to drive a car 60 mph (1903); first guy to crest 100 mph at Indianapolis (1916). He got old, cars got faster, his places in the record books got blown away one by one. One day in those older years, he got pulled over for speeding and the officer went, "Who do you think you are? Barney Oldfield?"
 
2013-04-22 12:59:01 AM  
If anyone ever asks me if I know who they are, I am going to do something commeasurately stupid in response. I don't know what, but I can only hope to God it doesn't land me in jail.

If I'm exceptionally lucky, I'll only ask them if they think they'd decompose at a rate any different than an "ordinary" person.
 
2013-04-22 01:01:22 AM  
Every time I hear someone use that "Do you know who I am?" line, I keep thinking about that scene in the movie RED where a guy asks Karl Urban's character that question. The response? "Of course I do."
 
2013-04-22 01:06:55 AM  
She shouldn't have pulled the "Do you know who I am" card. She should have told them that after she gets done with them they are going to wish they were in Hell with their backs broken.
 
2013-04-22 01:09:11 AM  
They probably drive a low key car to keep some privacy. A few celebs drive beaters just to lay low. Seems like a good idea
As for the diva act, it's nice that she apologized so quickly. I have to respect that a little.
 
2013-04-22 01:12:02 AM  
She had a "Moe Greene moment".
 
2013-04-22 01:21:04 AM  

LonMead: Every time I hear someone use that "Do you know who I am?" line, I keep thinking about that scene in the movie RED where a guy asks Karl Urban's character that question. The response? "Of course I do."


I think the correct answer here might be "Yeah, you are that girl from Overnight Delivery."
 
2013-04-22 01:36:48 AM  

antidisestablishmentarianism: FTFA:The officer stated that Toth told him he only had one drink ... but when given a Breathalyzer test, Toth's blood alcohol level was .139.

Can't handle his liquor. Either that or he was getting some road head, it's hard to stay between the lines during that.


Depends on what he drank.  For example, maybe he just had one beer:
3.bp.blogspot.com

That's a 3 liter bottle of beer at 9.7% alcohol.
 
2013-04-22 01:37:58 AM  

Satanic_Hamster: antidisestablishmentarianism: FTFA:The officer stated that Toth told him he only had one drink ... but when given a Breathalyzer test, Toth's blood alcohol level was .139.

Can't handle his liquor. Either that or he was getting some road head, it's hard to stay between the lines during that.

Depends on what he drank.  For example, maybe he just had one beer:
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 283x500]

That's a 3 liter bottle of beer at 9.7% alcohol.


Typo.  Meant 11.2 percent alcohol.
 
2013-04-22 02:12:50 AM  

Kurmudgeon: rynthetyn: Yeah, pulling the "do you know who I am" card is never going to go over well.

Probably about the worst thing you can say to a cop.


Worst thing you can say period in any kinda confrontation.

do you know who I am?
typical respone goes like this.

punch boot boot.

fark you.

never ever say do you know who I am. It wont go well
 
2013-04-22 02:16:31 AM  

Gosling: PsyLord: WAS THE COP BLIND?!?!

No matter how famous you are, there's always someone who's never heard of you and wouldn't care if they did.


CSB:

I once dated a girl who claimed that Dan Fouts hit on her at a wedding reception.

"You probably recognize me from TV," he said

When she said no, he got pissed off and walked away.
 
2013-04-22 02:27:43 AM  
 
2013-04-22 02:38:49 AM  
She looks sad in her mugshot. Chin up girl!
 
2013-04-22 03:49:54 AM  
 
2013-04-22 03:54:32 AM  

Texas Gabe: Adolf Oliver Nipples: DUI trifecta in play... who will close it out?

Trifecta complete:

Reese Witherspoon's husband
Al Michaels
The 3 Doors Down guy (it HAS to count)


FTFY.

And if Reese's husband isn't famous enough, then this one doesn't count.
 
2013-04-22 05:34:54 AM  
She has little beady shark eyes.
 
2013-04-22 06:01:20 AM  

theurge14: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: TotallyHeadless: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Cops say they spotted Reese and her husband Jim Toth's car -- a silver Ford Fusion


Man. Guess that Legally Blonde money finally ran out.

Fusions are nice cars. Not flashy, but elegant in their own way.

Oh, nothing against Fusions. I'd like to own one. Just not something I'd imagine an A-list entitled celebritwat to be galavanting around in.

Conan has driven an SHO for years, last I checked he still has it.


He said A list.
 
2013-04-22 06:02:23 AM  
CSB: my dad used to work operations in a toll road. Famous TV comedian comes up with no cash, demands to be let through, how dare you stop me, I'm famous comedian. Cashier retorted, yeah, but you've got no cash and you're unfunny as fark. Guy almost had a apoplexy and put in a complaint. My dad had to reprimand the cashier later while they both laughed.

/and the guy is unfunny
//non idea how he makes a living as comedian
 
2013-04-22 06:02:26 AM  

thisiszombocom: Glitchwerks: barf

[ll-media.tmz.com image 480x720]


That was uncalled for. You are a bad person and should feel bad.
 
2013-04-22 06:41:06 AM  
i151.photobucket.com

/late to the party
 
2013-04-22 07:49:29 AM  
I developed a bit of a crush on Reese Witherspoon when I saw Walk the Line.  But after reading this story as well as the Kevin Smith article upthread, she definitely sounds like a coont in real life.
 
2013-04-22 08:10:08 AM  
"Yes I do know who you are.  Did you know you have a child embedded in the grille of your car?"
 
2013-04-22 08:11:15 AM  
I liked her in Sweet Home Alabama, but not much else. She has always come across as super uptight and biatchy. Evidently true, according to the Kevin Smith link upthread. Fark her in her entitled ass.
 
2013-04-22 08:12:26 AM  
I wonder if there were people outside the station that started shouting "Free Reese!" but gave up because it's too much of a tongue twister.
 
2013-04-22 09:00:20 AM  
Of all weeks for Hollywood Babble-on to be a clip of best of's.
 
2013-04-22 09:08:01 AM  
paintref.com

I think that was the most embarrassing part of the story. Ford Fusion, seriously?
 
2013-04-22 09:17:55 AM  

Lars The Canadian Viking: [paintref.com image 780x518]

I think that was the most embarrassing part of the story. Ford Fusion, seriously?


Hope they can prove it was a rental. Otherwise, yeah, not exactly Hollywood . . .
 
2013-04-22 09:33:29 AM  

teenage mutant ninja rapist: Kurmudgeon: rynthetyn: Yeah, pulling the "do you know who I am" card is never going to go over well.

Probably about the worst thing you can say to a cop.

Worst thing you can say period in any kinda confrontation.

do you know who I am?
typical respone goes like this.

punch boot boot.

fark you.

never ever say do you know who I am. It wont go well


Unless you say it after the confrontation.

You launch a surprise attack, beat them up.

And as they lie on the floor bloodied and broken, you stand above them then you say 'Do you know who I am?'

If they say yes then you're screwed.

If they say no, you turn and run away...

I used to work in a club in Kings Cross and I hate '"celebrities" who pulls the 'do you know who I am' card.

I don't farking care who you are, if you're not on the list or if management hadn't given me instructions regarding you, you go to the back of the line. If you're being an arse about it, you ain't coming in.
 
2013-04-22 09:55:51 AM  

weapon13: teenage mutant ninja rapist: Kurmudgeon: rynthetyn: Yeah, pulling the "do you know who I am" card is never going to go over well.

Probably about the worst thing you can say to a cop.

Worst thing you can say period in any kinda confrontation.

do you know who I am?
typical respone goes like this.

punch boot boot.

fark you.

never ever say do you know who I am. It wont go well

Unless you say it after the confrontation.

You launch a surprise attack, beat them up.

And as they lie on the floor bloodied and broken, you stand above them then you say 'Do you know who I am?'

If they say yes then you're screwed.

If they say no, you turn and run away...

I used to work in a club in Kings Cross and I hate '"celebrities" who pulls the 'do you know who I am' card.

I don't farking care who you are, if you're not on the list or if management hadn't given me instructions regarding you, you go to the back of the line. If you're being an arse about it, you ain't coming in.


that's a place?  i thought it was just a Pet Shop Boy's song
 
2013-04-22 10:21:31 AM  
Well, her image has been kind of a sweet, down home girl image.  However, this report kinda flies in direct contrast to that sweet girl image.  Alcohol can make people do crazy things. And heroin.  And LSD.  And 'shrooms.  You get the point.

/was classy of her to take responsibility and apologize for acting like an ass
//that apology falls more in line with her sweet girl image
///Taylor Swift has that sweet girl image but she's really just a whore that can't let go of grudges until she writes about them.
 
2013-04-22 10:28:01 AM  

thisiszombocom: Glitchwerks: barf

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Well, that's a bit NSFW.
 
2013-04-22 10:35:44 AM  

Evil Mackerel: thisiszombocom: Glitchwerks: barf

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Well, that's a bit NSFW.


That's not safe for ANYTHING
 
2013-04-22 10:48:14 AM  
cdn3.sbnation.com

BIATCH STOLE MY GIMMICK!
 
2013-04-22 10:54:46 AM  

Zombie DJ: Then fark you, biatch.

It's the reason I hate Amanda Seyfried. She pulled that crap in London and I refuse to see any movies with her in them. She doesn't deserve it.


If THAT is the line you won't cross for a celebrity, what does that leave you with ANY movies to see?  I won't see anything by Roman Polanksi but the "eluding prison for decades after drugging and raping a young girl" list is pretty short.  Other than that is pretty fair game for me.
 
2013-04-22 10:56:47 AM  
It's too bad the linked article left out the best line:

At that point, the report says, Witherspoon got out and asked the trooper what was going on. After being told to return to the car, she "stated that she was a 'US Citizen' and that she was allowed to 'stand on American ground,'" the report states.

From CBS
 
2013-04-22 10:58:01 AM  

mekki: Has that line ever really worked for a celebrity? I can't recall a time that it has. I think it really only works for people in office and not actors.


The premier of my province tried it... in Hawaii of all places. *facepalm* Yes, Gordon, of course the nice officers in Hawaii will know exactly what the premier of BC looks like...and they'll totally let you out of that DUI.
 
2013-04-22 11:02:58 AM  

Lars The Canadian Viking: [paintref.com image 780x518]

I think that was the most embarrassing part of the story. Ford Fusion, seriously?


My only guess is that it's a rental?

Plus the 2013's aren't that bad.
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com

My only other guess it's their "undercover" car. If I was a famous celebrity and didn't want to get noticed all the time, I'd make sure I had something like a Camry or Accord in the garage.
 
2013-04-22 11:08:24 AM  
Of course the Ford Fusion is a rental car. It was engineered and marketed simply to exist as a rental car.
"This is AMERICA!"
 
2013-04-22 11:08:55 AM  

Lars The Canadian Viking: [paintref.com image 780x518]

I think that was the most embarrassing part of the story. Ford Fusion, seriously?


I remember watching that documentary about the Foo Fighters and them recording their last album in Dave Grohl's garage. You know what he had parked in there as he started the cleaning out process? A silver Honda Odyssey minivan. I had to pause the DVR and wrap my mind around the concept that Dave farking Grohl drives a soccer mom minivan.
 
2013-04-22 11:11:44 AM  

mjohnson71: Lars The Canadian Viking: [paintref.com image 780x518]

I think that was the most embarrassing part of the story. Ford Fusion, seriously?

I remember watching that documentary about the Foo Fighters and them recording their last album in Dave Grohl's garage. You know what he had parked in there as he started the cleaning out process? A silver Honda Odyssey minivan. I had to pause the DVR and wrap my mind around the concept that Dave farking Grohl drives a soccer mom minivan.


Loading guitar gear is prob easier in a minivan.
 
2013-04-22 11:13:11 AM  

SDRR: theurge14: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: TotallyHeadless: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Cops say they spotted Reese and her husband Jim Toth's car -- a silver Ford Fusion


Man. Guess that Legally Blonde money finally ran out.

Fusions are nice cars. Not flashy, but elegant in their own way.

Oh, nothing against Fusions. I'd like to own one. Just not something I'd imagine an A-list entitled celebritwat to be galavanting around in.

Conan has driven an SHO for years, last I checked he still has it.

He said A list.


Boom.  Roasted.
 
2013-04-22 11:16:45 AM  
Did anyone actually read the article?  It didn't sound like she said it in a "you can't arrest me kind of way".  In fact, she followed it up with "you're going to be famous tomorrow", implying that she knew that she would, in fact, be arrested.  I'm rarely this coherent or prescient when drunk, so I actually kind of like her candor.
 
2013-04-22 11:22:27 AM  
weapon13:

I used to work in a club in Kings Cross and I hate '"celebrities" who pulls the 'do you know who I am' card.

I don't farking care who you are, if you're not on the list or if management hadn't given me instructions regarding you, you go to the back of the line. If you're being an arse about it, you ain't coming in.


Heard this story, back in the day, just after Titanic came out. Billy Zane is waiting to get into some club/resto, and pulls the "Do you know who I am?" line. To which the bouncer replies, "yeah, weren't you in "The Phantom?"
 
2013-04-22 11:25:26 AM  
www.morethings.com
 
2013-04-22 11:28:12 AM  
i37.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-22 11:32:44 AM  
So she's currently enrolled in the Mel Gibson school of method acting?
 
2013-04-22 12:29:14 PM  
Sugar tits?
 
2013-04-22 12:42:53 PM  

PsychoLaurie: While I've never pulled the "Do YOU know who I am?" card ... I did pull the "I'm actually good friends with your boss" card once.

One time, I was pulled over for speeding. I was late for an interview with the lieutenant governor at some dinner.

I was driving a car I'd inherited, so the registration wasn't yet in my name.

The license plate tags had expired.

Adding to the misery, I also managed to leave my new insurance cards at home in my haste.

I was dead to rights. Luckily I was very sober.

I told the sheriff's deputy, "I'm actually good friends with your boss... He can tell you all about me."

A few minutes later, the guy returns with just a fix-it ticket for the insurance cards.
He says that his boss -- the sheriff of the county -- expected to see me in his office first thing the next morning.

I brought in coffee and donuts along with my insurance cards. He heckled me at first, but we sat and chatted and then I was on my way.

/CSS, I know
//Totally a once in a lifetime event
///Miss living in a small town


Cute. I don't know if I'd have the burglar balls to use a connection if I got pulled over, but maybe I would. I'm the type of asshole where if I got a ticket because I broke the law somehow, I'd just shut up and pay it. I'm not against what you did in this case, because I do understand the mentality of using what you got.

Anyway, I don't give a shiat "who anyone is" and if anyone tried that with me, I would just say simply that they are not more special than anyone else.
 
2013-04-22 01:02:18 PM  
Y'all missing the obvious one.

She didn't want to be drunk in publik.  She wanted to be drunk in a bar...
 
2013-04-22 01:36:10 PM  
The closest I ever came to using the "Do you know who I am/ Who I know card" was in my late teens early 20s and my brother and I would get pulled over now and then for something stupid the cops would look at our IDs and notice our last name was the same as one of the detectives in the county. They would ask if we were related, we would say yes (eventhough we were not) and we were sent on our merry way. One time my brother actually got stopped by this detective, he thought he was busted, but the guy turned out to be ok and laughed it off. I met him years later when he became chief of detectives at an event and I did apologize for using his name and he said in our place he would have done the same.
 
2013-04-22 01:43:21 PM  

thisiszombocom: Glitchwerks: barf

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t1.gstatic.com
 
2013-04-22 01:54:21 PM  
DOUCHEBAG CELEBRITY:  "Do you know who I am?"
COP:  "Ma'am, you're clearly drunker than I thought if you don't know who you are."
 
2013-04-22 02:38:05 PM  
imstars.aufeminin.com

Hi!!  I live in Hoboken, and it's like SO, close to New York, but I don't hang out there, it's better here in Hoboken.  What's your name? What kind of BMW do you drive?  Is it a Mercedes?  Do you have an MBA?  How long has your daddy been CEO of Goldman Sachs?  Sure I'd love to got out with you.

/she looks like every 3rd girl in Hoboken, NJ.
 
2013-04-22 02:56:10 PM  

AgentKGB: mekki: Has that line ever really worked for a celebrity? I can't recall a time that it has. I think it really only works for people in office and not actors.

The premier of my province tried it... in Hawaii of all places. *facepalm* Yes, Gordon, of course the nice officers in Hawaii will know exactly what the premier of BC looks like...and they'll totally let you out of that DUI.


Heh, bought my boyfriend his mug shot t-shirt, always a crowd pleaser.
 
2013-04-22 03:32:19 PM  
how is this NOT a hot reese thread?


www.gotceleb.com
 
2013-04-22 04:54:25 PM  

mikemoto: Officer should have said, "Yeah, I know who you are. You're a shiatty actress".


Would have also accepted "Yeah, you were great in Fever Pitch."
 
2013-04-22 05:29:15 PM  

Flash_NYC: [imstars.aufeminin.com image 334x500]

Hi!!  I live in Hoboken, and it's like SO, close to New York, but I don't hang out there, it's better here in Hoboken.  What's your name? What kind of BMW do you drive?  Is it a Mercedes?  Do you have an MBA?  How long has your daddy been CEO of Goldman Sachs?  Sure I'd love to got out with you.

/she looks like every 3rd girl in Hoboken, NJ.


Bitterness high five.
 
2013-04-22 06:44:00 PM  

kvinesknows: how is this NOT a hot reese thread?


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Because being a coont trumps having two tits and a vag?
 
2013-04-22 06:56:20 PM  

unfarkingbelievable: kvinesknows: how is this NOT a hot reese thread?


[www.gotceleb.com image 560x771]

Because being a coont trumps having two tits and a vag?


No, I'm in favor of a hot Reece thread...
4.bp.blogspot.com www.strangesports.com
 
2013-04-22 07:52:53 PM  

LonMead: unfarkingbelievable: kvinesknows: how is this NOT a hot reese thread?


[www.gotceleb.com image 560x771]

Because being a coont trumps having two tits and a vag?

No, I'm in favor of a hot Reece thread...
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Ohhhh, THAT Reese! Yes indeedy. She is absolutely, sparklingly, healthfully gorgeous. My bad for being a one-Reese-track.
 
2013-04-22 09:49:53 PM  

A Terrible Human: quatchi: Line?...

Do you know who I am?

Lawls.

Gawd, I love stories where people actually try this and it fails so hard.

I've always wanted to see these people get the answer of "Yes I do and your work sucks".


A friend of mine pulled that on Mario Cuomo when he called the law office she clerked for. Since the lawyer in charge was a Texan, there was much high-fiving.
 
2013-04-22 09:52:56 PM  
dummy
 
2013-04-22 10:19:36 PM  

luidprand: A Terrible Human: quatchi: Line?...

Do you know who I am?

Lawls.

Gawd, I love stories where people actually try this and it fails so hard.

I've always wanted to see these people get the answer of "Yes I do and your work sucks".

A friend of mine pulled that on Mario Cuomo when he called the law office she clerked for. Since the lawyer in charge was a Texan, there was much high-fiving.


Rick Santorum pulled that with me when he called to speak with my boss at my old job.  I don't think he appreciated my saying "ewwwwwwwwww" after he told me his name.
 
2013-04-22 11:00:03 PM  
I was at the Hotel Palomar bar in Dallas one night with the Mrs. and a hot friendgirl when some snotty young chick asked "Do you know who I am?" I said, "I have no idea but I'm headed upstairs for a threesome.".....and did :)
 
2013-04-22 11:43:24 PM  
I would make out with her right after she took a dump
 
2013-04-23 08:20:40 AM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: Mugato: What did she think they were going to do, shiat themselves and let them go?

Yes.  She is THAT arrogant and deluded.

Seriously, fark Reese Is-a-biatch.


I'd still fark her.

/dang, I'm married too
//hits add comment before the wife sees
 
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