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(TMZ)   Reese Witherspoon just learned that "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM??" doesn't help get someone out of a DUI   (tmz.com) divider line 150
    More: Asinine, Reese Witherspoon, blood alcohol levels, weaving, Jim Toth  
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2013-04-21 08:42:46 PM
FTFA:The officer stated that Toth told him he only had one drink ... but when given a Breathalyzer test, Toth's blood alcohol level was .139.

Can't handle his liquor. Either that or he was getting some road head, it's hard to stay between the lines during that.
 
2013-04-21 08:44:14 PM
lock her up. Then maybe she won't subject us to any more of her acting.
 
2013-04-21 08:46:19 PM
i.redsnapperverytasty.com

/Oblig
 
2013-04-21 08:47:45 PM
Those are three words I though I would never see together: Reese Witherspoon arrested.
 
2013-04-21 08:49:43 PM
WAS THE COP BLIND?!?!
 
2013-04-21 08:53:23 PM
nipples.
 
2013-04-21 08:54:45 PM
  yeah,but she's still gonna get Ted Danson money..
 
2013-04-21 08:56:35 PM
Line?...

Do you know who I am?

Lawls.

Gawd, I love stories where people actually try this and it fails so hard.
 
2013-04-21 08:58:01 PM
Remand her to my custody. I, and my lawgiver, will handle this situation.
 
2013-04-21 08:58:59 PM
So much for America's sweetheart...at least I think she's America's sweetheart.
 
2013-04-21 08:59:41 PM

cygnusx13:  I, and my lawgiver, will handle this situation.


your monkey?

www.cooltoyreview.com
 
2013-04-21 09:00:38 PM
Yeah, pulling the "do you know who I am" card is never going to go over well.
 
2013-04-21 09:00:58 PM
DUI trifecta in play... who will close it out?
 
2013-04-21 09:01:34 PM
They drive a Ford Fusion? So would do that if they didn't have to?
 
2013-04-21 09:01:42 PM
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE???

I AM....
 
2013-04-21 09:02:37 PM

rynthetyn: Yeah, pulling the "do you know who I am" card is never going to go over well.


Probably about the worst thing you can say to a cop.
 
2013-04-21 09:04:08 PM
The tanning mom topless photo in the sidebar made me barf.
 
2013-04-21 09:06:02 PM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: DUI trifecta in play... who will close it out?


Lindsay Lohan?
 
2013-04-21 09:08:32 PM

texdent: Adolf Oliver Nipples: DUI trifecta in play... who will close it out?

Lindsay Lohan?


I'm hoping that's the opening entry in the DOA trifecta
 
2013-04-21 09:10:55 PM
Cops say they spotted Reese and her husband Jim Toth's car -- a silver Ford Fusion


Man. Guess that Legally Blonde money finally ran out.
 
2013-04-21 09:10:59 PM
Has that line ever really worked for a celebrity? I can't recall a time that it has. I think it really only works for people in office and not actors.
 
2013-04-21 09:13:14 PM
What did she think they were going to do, shiat themselves and let them go?

Oh and .139? Maybe he was weaving because he was scratching his vagina.
 
2013-04-21 09:15:05 PM

Mugato: What did she think they were going to do, shiat themselves and let them go?


Yes.  She is THAT arrogant and deluded.

Seriously, fark Reese Is-a-biatch.
 
2013-04-21 09:15:42 PM
The officer stated that Toth told him he only had one drink, but -- as first reported byVariety -- when given a Breathalyzer test, Toth's blood alcohol level was .139.

That's more than a few drinks with dinner.
 
2013-04-21 09:15:59 PM

mekki: Has that line ever really worked for a celebrity? I can't recall a time that it has. I think it really only works for people in office and not actors.


Yeah, only time I saw that line work was a classmate at college who was the son of a police general... Stinking drunk and daring the poor cop who pulled him over in the middle of the night to take him in and risk daddy's wrath.
 
2013-04-21 09:19:43 PM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: DUI trifecta in play... who will close it out?


Trifecta complete:

Reese Witherspoon
Al Michaels
The 3 Doors Down guy (it HAS to count)
 
2013-04-21 09:20:31 PM
Sweetie, the Mister Tony attitude only works if you're Mister Tony.
 
2013-04-21 09:21:07 PM
Reese Witherhandcuffs
 
2013-04-21 09:21:34 PM

The All-Powerful Atheismo: Mugato: What did she think they were going to do, shiat themselves and let them go?

Yes.  She is THAT arrogant and deluded.

Seriously, fark Reese Is-a-biatch.


It's usually the B list celebs who act like that. You don't hear about Tom Hanks pulling that shiat.
 
2013-04-21 09:22:37 PM

Texas Gabe: Adolf Oliver Nipples: DUI trifecta in play... who will close it out?

Trifecta complete:

Reese Witherspoon
Al Michaels
The 3 Doors Down guy (it HAS to count)


That's a weak opener, but I guess it'll have to do since he killed a guy.
 
2013-04-21 09:23:47 PM
Then fark you, biatch.

It's the reason I hate Amanda Seyfried. She pulled that crap in London and I refuse to see any movies with her in them. She doesn't deserve it.
 
2013-04-21 09:24:30 PM

texdent: Those are three words I though I would never see together: Reese Witherspoon arrested.


The only celebrity crush I haven't been embarrassed about.
 
2013-04-21 09:28:07 PM

Zombie DJ: Then fark you, biatch.

It's the reason I hate Amanda Seyfried. She pulled that crap in London and I refuse to see any movies with her in them. She doesn't deserve it.


You should at least check out Chloe... she shows some very nice naughty bits.

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-21 09:28:15 PM

mekki: Has that line ever really worked for a celebrity? I can't recall a time that it has. I think it really only works for people in office and not actors.


Here's the trick though... if it worked, you'd never hear about it. So it might work quite well and we're none the wiser.
 
2013-04-21 09:28:56 PM
No, with a knife.
 
2013-04-21 09:29:19 PM
I'm the Juggernaut, biatch.
 
2013-04-21 09:33:17 PM
I never understood why a celebrity would risk it. You have a standard buttload of $$. Pay someone $40k a year to chauffer your ass around town. Heck, for that amount you could probably get a buff one that could double as a bodyguard / paparazzi bouncer / lawn mower in a pinch.

Hell, I'll do it for 35k.
 
2013-04-21 09:33:23 PM
upload.wikimedia.org

After reading the linked article, maybe playing this character in "Election" wasn't that much of a stretch for her....
 
2013-04-21 09:33:38 PM

rynthetyn: Yeah, pulling the "do you know who I am" card is never going to go over well.


Unless politically connected.
 
2013-04-21 09:36:02 PM
Do you know who I am?

A dumb, not particularly talented twat who's gotten by on her soon-to-be-diminishing looks?
 
2013-04-21 09:40:00 PM
Please let there be a dashboard cam of this.

//Haven't been this disappointed in a celeb since I heard about Natalie Portman and what she does in the shower.
 
2013-04-21 09:43:51 PM

OtherLittleGuy: rynthetyn: Yeah, pulling the "do you know who I am" card is never going to go over well.

Unless politically connected.


Especially in Atlanta, they gave the producer of COPS a DUI not only did the they know who he was they didn't care.   Of course COPS stopped filming in Atlanta for a couple of years because of it.
 
2013-04-21 09:45:23 PM
I feel like pulling this one day.

Not the DUI part. I drink maybe once every few years, and I never drive after.

I just feel like pulling the loud "do you know who I am" routine next time someone gives me a little guff out in public - like maybe those people who shove petitions and/or political pamphlets in your face.

And when the other person admits to not knowing who I am, I'm going to start crying and act confused.  "Neither do I," I'll sob. "Please help."
 
2013-04-21 09:45:28 PM

Feral_and_Preposterous: I never understood why a celebrity would risk it. You have a standard buttload of $$. Pay someone $40k a year to chauffer your ass around town. Heck, for that amount you could probably get a buff one that could double as a bodyguard / paparazzi bouncer / lawn mower in a pinch.

Hell, I'll do it for 35k.


In these days of stronger labour laws you'd have to have three if you want them at your beck-and-call 24/7. Plus you'd have to account for holidays, sickness etc. There are driver services where you can call people to drive you home in your car. They have fold-up motor-scooters that they put in the car boot so they can get to and from each job.
 
2013-04-21 09:50:32 PM
Even more proof that she's an annoying twat. I wonder what my ex-mother-in-law, who idolizes her, would think of this.
 
2013-04-21 09:52:49 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Cops say they spotted Reese and her husband Jim Toth's car -- a silver Ford Fusion


Man. Guess that Legally Blonde money finally ran out.


Fusions are nice cars. Not flashy, but elegant in their own way.
 
2013-04-21 09:52:56 PM
Did she also try to stab the officer with her super-pointy chin?
 
2013-04-21 10:03:13 PM

TotallyHeadless: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Cops say they spotted Reese and her husband Jim Toth's car -- a silver Ford Fusion


Man. Guess that Legally Blonde money finally ran out.

Fusions are nice cars. Not flashy, but elegant in their own way.


Oh, nothing against Fusions. I'd like to own one. Just not something I'd imagine an A-list entitled celebritwat to be galavanting around in.
 
2013-04-21 10:05:39 PM

PsyLord: WAS THE COP BLIND?!?!


No matter how famous you are, there's always someone who's never heard of you and wouldn't care if they did.
 
2013-04-21 10:06:42 PM
Atlanta? Wouldn't have happened in Austin.
 
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