The Southern Dandy: I'm sorry, but nobody, especially a small Chinese woman, will ever kill me by squeezing my balls. I am equipped with a reflex that turns me into the Hulk, uncontrollable rage, when the integrity of my balls is compromised.
Salmon: Did you guys read the article at the bottom with the octopus?
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