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2013-04-21 08:59:31 PM
6 votes:
2013-04-21 11:25:28 PM
4 votes:
2013-04-21 09:59:01 PM
4 votes:
2013-04-21 08:49:44 PM
4 votes:
2013-04-21 09:02:03 PM
3 votes:
Balls Caught in the Springs of a Trampoline is the name of my One Direction tribute band
2013-04-21 08:53:25 PM
3 votes:
Kick her in the box then shove her.
2013-04-21 11:07:42 PM
2 votes:
good god.

2013-04-21 10:47:17 PM
2 votes:
2013-04-21 08:46:27 PM
2 votes:
2013-04-21 08:37:58 PM
2 votes:
2013-04-21 08:37:27 PM
2 votes:
Well that takes some balls
2013-04-22 11:17:11 AM
1 votes:
Well then.... "ripped to shreds by wild animals" has now been moved down a notch on my list of "ways I hope I don't die".
2013-04-22 12:43:21 AM
1 votes:
2013-04-22 12:24:00 AM
1 votes:

The Southern Dandy: I'm sorry, but nobody, especially a small Chinese woman, will ever kill me by squeezing my balls.  I am equipped with a reflex that turns me into the Hulk, uncontrollable rage, when the integrity of my balls is compromised.

Like The Hulk is a match for an angry Chinese broad.
2013-04-21 11:53:15 PM
1 votes:
 testicular torsion

2013-04-21 11:28:18 PM
1 votes:
No reference to the classic scene in this movie? (can't find the actual scene)

2013-04-21 11:23:59 PM
1 votes:
Max Awesome:
The pain was bad enough. I don't know how your friend was able to just go to his GP; I had to get carried out on a stretcher and into an ambulance - I couldn't even walk.

/that was the end of my gymnastics ambitions. No way in hell was I ever going near a hobby horse after that.

Heh.  I drove into work, then a couple hours later went to the hospital.

About that time, it went from damned painful to some sort of transcendent experience.  Like, it hurt so much that it stopped registering as pain, similar to how when CCDs are pointed at the sun it just shows up black.
2013-04-21 11:12:17 PM
1 votes:

Salmon: Did you guys read the article at the bottom with the octopus?

No, he wanted sushi, so I read it on my own.
2013-04-21 11:05:45 PM
1 votes:

Darkviking: [i6.photobucket.com image 546x300]

2013-04-21 11:04:37 PM
1 votes:
2013-04-21 10:23:27 PM
1 votes:



complete the party.
2013-04-21 10:19:41 PM
1 votes:

Pockafrusta: [dandwh.files.wordpress.com image 300x400]

That explains why Bond never fathered children from all the women he banged.
2013-04-21 10:13:58 PM
1 votes:
2013-04-21 09:41:35 PM
1 votes:
Am I inbefore a slat chair pic?
2013-04-21 09:07:14 PM
1 votes:
"If two men are fighting and the wife of one of them comes to rescue her husband from his assailant, and she reaches out and seizes him by his testicles, you shall cut off her hand. Show her no pity." Deut. 25:11-12
2013-04-21 09:03:03 PM
1 votes:
2013-04-21 08:48:05 PM
1 votes:

Her eagle claw is most impressive...
2013-04-21 08:47:02 PM
1 votes:
5 finger death squeeze.
2013-04-21 08:47:02 PM
1 votes:
Pop goes the weasel, indeed.
2013-04-21 08:46:19 PM
1 votes:
2013-04-21 08:45:32 PM
1 votes:

2013-04-21 08:40:11 PM
1 votes:
2013-04-21 08:39:09 PM
1 votes:
*starts looking for steel jockstraps*
2013-04-21 08:38:29 PM
1 votes:
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