The Southern Dandy: I'm sorry, but nobody, especially a small Chinese woman, will ever kill me by squeezing my balls. I am equipped with a reflex that turns me into the Hulk, uncontrollable rage, when the integrity of my balls is compromised.
Max Awesome: Old Man Winter: I know guy who suffered testicular torsion and went to his GP for a referral. His GP said, "Oh, no need to go anywhere else, I'll fix it". Doctor gave a quick yank and sent him home.Four days later he was in the ER having both, now dead, testicles removed.I guess the moral is that 9/11 was an inside job.GAAAAHHHI experienced testicular torsion during gymnastics practice as a teenager. I'm very glad I didn't realize at the time that dead balls were a possible outcome.The pain was bad enough. I don't know how your friend was able to just go to his GP; I had to get carried out on a stretcher and into an ambulance - I couldn't even walk./that was the end of my gymnastics ambitions. No way in hell was I ever going near a hobby horse after that.
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