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2013-04-21 08:59:31 PM
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2013-04-21 08:49:44 PM
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2013-04-22 12:24:00 AM
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The Southern Dandy: I'm sorry, but nobody, especially a small Chinese woman, will ever kill me by squeezing my balls.  I am equipped with a reflex that turns me into the Hulk, uncontrollable rage, when the integrity of my balls is compromised.


Like The Hulk is a match for an angry Chinese broad.
2013-04-21 11:50:10 PM
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Max Awesome: Old Man Winter: I know guy who suffered testicular torsion and went to his GP for a referral. His GP said, "Oh, no need to go anywhere else, I'll fix it".  Doctor gave a quick yank and sent him home.
Four days later he was in the ER having both, now dead, testicles removed.
I guess the moral is that 9/11 was an inside job.

GAAAAHHH

I experienced testicular torsion during gymnastics practice as a teenager. I'm very glad I didn't realize at the time that dead balls were a possible outcome.

The pain was bad enough. I don't know how your friend was able to just go to his GP; I had to get carried out on a stretcher and into an ambulance - I couldn't even walk.

/that was the end of my gymnastics ambitions. No way in hell was I ever going near a hobby horse after that.


To be honest, I have no idea how he did it either.  He was a marine and is a Vietnam Vet though. He was pretty meh about the outcome anyway and ended up buying a nice new boat a few years later paid for by Mr. Yanky, MD's insurance.
2013-04-21 11:04:37 PM
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2013-04-21 10:47:17 PM
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2013-04-21 10:19:41 PM
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Pockafrusta: [dandwh.files.wordpress.com image 300x400]


That explains why Bond never fathered children from all the women he banged.
2013-04-21 10:13:58 PM
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2013-04-21 09:59:01 PM
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2013-04-21 09:03:03 PM
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2013-04-21 08:39:48 PM
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Having my testicles squeezed seems like one of those acts that'd get me to actually try to gouge someone's eyes out.
 
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