ShawnDoc: No reference to the classic scene in this movie? (can't find the actual scene)[i192.photobucket.com image 850x480]
Max Awesome: Old Man Winter: I know guy who suffered testicular torsion and went to his GP for a referral. His GP said, "Oh, no need to go anywhere else, I'll fix it". Doctor gave a quick yank and sent him home.Four days later he was in the ER having both, now dead, testicles removed.I guess the moral is that 9/11 was an inside job.GAAAAHHHI experienced testicular torsion during gymnastics practice as a teenager. I'm very glad I didn't realize at the time that dead balls were a possible outcome.The pain was bad enough. I don't know how your friend was able to just go to his GP; I had to get carried out on a stretcher and into an ambulance - I couldn't even walk./that was the end of my gymnastics ambitions. No way in hell was I ever going near a hobby horse after that.
MeanJean: Are there any medical people in this thread who can explain to me how you can die from having your balls grabbed and squeezed?
Mister Peejay: Max Awesome:The pain was bad enough. I don't know how your friend was able to just go to his GP; I had to get carried out on a stretcher and into an ambulance - I couldn't even walk./that was the end of my gymnastics ambitions. No way in hell was I ever going near a hobby horse after that.Heh. I drove into work, then a couple hours later went to the hospital.About that time, it went from damned painful to some sort of transcendent experience. Like, it hurt so much that it stopped registering as pain, similar to how when CCDs are pointed at the sun it just shows up black.
The Southern Dandy: I'm sorry, but nobody, especially a small Chinese woman, will ever kill me by squeezing my balls. I am equipped with a reflex that turns me into the Hulk, uncontrollable rage, when the integrity of my balls is compromised.
Ishidan: The Southern Dandy: I'm sorry, but nobody, especially a small Chinese woman, will ever kill me by squeezing my balls. I am equipped with a reflex that turns me into the Hulk, uncontrollable rage, when the integrity of my balls is compromised.How do you know this?
Smeggy Smurf: [i29.photobucket.com image 248x200]
JasonOfOrillia: Vice-like gripAAAaaaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaaahhhhhhh
Deucetoo: So, it has been a minute since I've Farked, but I'm noticing people quoting others, but I don't see the original post from the quoted farker. I don't have anybody on ignore, so it isn't that. I thought maybe posts deleted by mods before I saw them, but these are pretty innocuous things. This has happened in several threads. Anyone know what's going on? Am I missing something?/n00b Gengrich, I know//Commence the mockery
rkiller1: Cheez_Wit: I'm feeling queasy and I don't even have testicles. Urk.What can we do to make your non-testicles feel better?
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Notabunny: Gyrfalcon: Dr. Goldshnoz: fusillade762: I know it would be VERY painful, but I'm really curious to know how having your balls crushed could kill you.this. its horrifying but sounds doubtful.It's possible to die of shock induced by pain. When one goes into shock, it causes a dramatic decrease in blood pressure, which can lead to dysrhythmia of the heart and thus heart attack and death if not corrected immediately. That's why the standard first aid treatment is "treat for shock" which usually consists of keeping the victim warm, elevating their legs, etc.So it's doubtful that merely having his balls crushed was the direct cause of death...but I have heard of cases where crushing injury to the scrotum did cause serious shock, enough to be life-threatening. The case I recall best involved the guy having his balls caught in the springs of a trampoline, which tells you something about the grip strength of this Chinese lady.I got a little nauseous reading that
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