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2013-04-21 11:47:41 PM

ShawnDoc: No reference to the classic scene in this movie? (can't find the actual scene)

[i192.photobucket.com image 850x480]


enjoy   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2pu0m9iTo4
 
2013-04-21 11:50:10 PM

Max Awesome: Old Man Winter: I know guy who suffered testicular torsion and went to his GP for a referral. His GP said, "Oh, no need to go anywhere else, I'll fix it".  Doctor gave a quick yank and sent him home.
Four days later he was in the ER having both, now dead, testicles removed.
I guess the moral is that 9/11 was an inside job.

GAAAAHHH

I experienced testicular torsion during gymnastics practice as a teenager. I'm very glad I didn't realize at the time that dead balls were a possible outcome.

The pain was bad enough. I don't know how your friend was able to just go to his GP; I had to get carried out on a stretcher and into an ambulance - I couldn't even walk.

/that was the end of my gymnastics ambitions. No way in hell was I ever going near a hobby horse after that.


To be honest, I have no idea how he did it either.  He was a marine and is a Vietnam Vet though. He was pretty meh about the outcome anyway and ended up buying a nice new boat a few years later paid for by Mr. Yanky, MD's insurance.
 
2013-04-21 11:53:15 PM
 testicular torsion

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-21 11:56:17 PM
Are there any medical people in this thread who can explain to me how you can die from having your balls grabbed and squeezed?
 
2013-04-22 12:04:04 AM

MeanJean: Are there any medical people in this thread who can explain to me how you can die from having your balls grabbed and squeezed?


Shock.
 
2013-04-22 12:04:27 AM
I'm sorry, but nobody, especially a small Chinese woman, will ever kill me by squeezing my balls.  I am equipped with a reflex that turns me into the Hulk, uncontrollable rage, when the integrity of my balls is compromised.
 
2013-04-22 12:05:32 AM

Mister Peejay: Max Awesome:
The pain was bad enough. I don't know how your friend was able to just go to his GP; I had to get carried out on a stretcher and into an ambulance - I couldn't even walk.

/that was the end of my gymnastics ambitions. No way in hell was I ever going near a hobby horse after that.

Heh.  I drove into work, then a couple hours later went to the hospital.

About that time, it went from damned painful to some sort of transcendent experience.  Like, it hurt so much that it stopped registering as pain, similar to how when CCDs are pointed at the sun it just shows up black.


I woke up at 3am in the worst pain known to man when I was 13.  That put an end to that year's football season before it started.
 
2013-04-22 12:23:45 AM

The Southern Dandy: I'm sorry, but nobody, especially a small Chinese woman, will ever kill me by squeezing my balls.  I am equipped with a reflex that turns me into the Hulk, uncontrollable rage, when the integrity of my balls is compromised.


How do you know this?
 
2013-04-22 12:24:00 AM

The Southern Dandy: I'm sorry, but nobody, especially a small Chinese woman, will ever kill me by squeezing my balls.  I am equipped with a reflex that turns me into the Hulk, uncontrollable rage, when the integrity of my balls is compromised.


Like The Hulk is a match for an angry Chinese broad.
 
2013-04-22 12:29:28 AM

Ishidan: The Southern Dandy: I'm sorry, but nobody, especially a small Chinese woman, will ever kill me by squeezing my balls.  I am equipped with a reflex that turns me into the Hulk, uncontrollable rage, when the integrity of my balls is compromised.

How do you know this?


I'm guessing a small Chinese woman once squeezed his balls, and the rest is lost to him in a greenish rage.
 
2013-04-22 12:34:16 AM

Ishidan: The Southern Dandy: I'm sorry, but nobody, especially a small Chinese woman, will ever kill me by squeezing my balls.  I am equipped with a reflex that turns me into the Hulk, uncontrollable rage, when the integrity of my balls is compromised.

How do you know this?


One time, playing soccer, I stepped over a goal keeper and he kicked me in the balls, full contact, raising me off the ground.  It ended with me being ejected (red card).

OK, so maybe it is controllable rage, but I can't see me keeping my cool with my balls being crushed.
 
2013-04-22 12:43:21 AM
s18.postimg.org
 
2013-04-22 01:14:45 AM

Smeggy Smurf: [i29.photobucket.com image 248x200]


Came here for this. Leaving satisfied.
 
2013-04-22 01:56:24 AM
myscriptx.com
 
2013-04-22 02:58:35 AM

JasonOfOrillia: Vice-like grip

AAAaaaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaaahhhhhhh


should have went with kung-fu grip.
 
2013-04-22 08:16:03 AM
So, it has been a minute since I've Farked, but I'm noticing people quoting others, but I don't see the original post from the quoted farker. I don't have anybody on ignore, so it isn't that. I thought maybe posts deleted by mods before I saw them,  but these are pretty innocuous things. This has happened in several threads. Anyone know what's going on? Am I missing something?

/n00b Gengrich, I know
//Commence the mockery
 
2013-04-22 09:18:48 AM

Deucetoo: So, it has been a minute since I've Farked, but I'm noticing people quoting others, but I don't see the original post from the quoted farker. I don't have anybody on ignore, so it isn't that. I thought maybe posts deleted by mods before I saw them,  but these are pretty innocuous things. This has happened in several threads. Anyone know what's going on? Am I missing something?

/n00b Gengrich, I know
//Commence the mockery


Yep - the mods can delete comments.  Then again, I've also noticed that I'll scroll by them, so sometimes it's easier to use the find function before assuming the comments are gone - especially in longer threads.
 
2013-04-22 09:24:25 AM

rkiller1: Cheez_Wit: I'm feeling queasy and I don't even have testicles. Urk.

What can we do to make your non-testicles feel better?


First, you'd have to turn into my husband...
 
2013-04-22 10:36:00 AM
 
2013-04-22 11:14:04 AM
dryden.eastmanhouse.org
The perp?
 
2013-04-22 11:17:11 AM
Well then.... "ripped to shreds by wild animals" has now been moved down a notch on my list of "ways I hope I don't die".
 
2013-04-22 10:21:54 PM

Notabunny: Gyrfalcon: Dr. Goldshnoz: fusillade762: I know it would be VERY painful, but I'm really curious to know how having your balls crushed could kill you.

this. its horrifying but sounds doubtful.

It's possible to die of shock induced by pain. When one goes into shock, it causes a dramatic decrease in blood pressure, which can lead to dysrhythmia of the heart and thus heart attack and death if not corrected immediately. That's why the standard first aid treatment is "treat for shock" which usually consists of keeping the victim warm, elevating their legs, etc.

So it's doubtful that merely having his balls crushed was the direct cause of death...but I have heard of cases where crushing injury to the scrotum did cause serious shock, enough to be life-threatening. The case I recall best involved the guy having his balls caught in the springs of a trampoline, which tells you something about the grip strength of this Chinese lady.

I got a little nauseous reading that


Years ago I read a story on dailyrotten.com about a dude who placed his scrotum in a golf ball washer as a joke, somehow the machine was cranked, and he passed out from the pain. Not sure of his status now.
 
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