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2013-04-21 09:07:14 PM  
"If two men are fighting and the wife of one of them comes to rescue her husband from his assailant, and she reaches out and seizes him by his testicles, you shall cut off her hand. Show her no pity." Deut. 25:11-12
 
2013-04-21 09:08:47 PM  

TheRameres: I just copied/pasted that link in a text to an old roommate from college without looking at it. Should I expect an angry phone call?


No, she'll like it.
 
2013-04-21 09:10:34 PM  
onemansblog.com
From "Your Testicles and You"....
 
2013-04-21 09:11:58 PM  
husband says i want 69!
wife says you want beef and broccoli combo?


/ha ha aha ahhahah
 
2013-04-21 09:12:31 PM  
I don't care who you are, if you grab my nut sack like that I'd start swinging.
 
2013-04-21 09:14:05 PM  

gozar_the_destroyer: This is starting to sound like one of those incidental conversations from the Venture Brothers.

\new season needs to start sooner


A little over a month.  Not much longer.
 
2013-04-21 09:14:35 PM  
www.thepoultrysite.com
 
2013-04-21 09:15:31 PM  
Itz, relley hard  to typpe this frome a fetall position. But,,,,,,,,,,,,,OOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
 
2013-04-21 09:19:34 PM  

Tony_Pepperoni: I don't care who you are, if you grab my nut sack like that I'd start swinging.


I don't care who you are, if I grabbed your nutsack like that, you wouldn't be able to swing anything.
 
2013-04-21 09:21:11 PM  
GIS for testicle claw...

i763.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-21 09:23:30 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Tony_Pepperoni: I don't care who you are, if you grab my nut sack like that I'd start swinging.

I don't care who you are, if I grabbed your nutsack like that, you wouldn't be able to swing anything.


I thought swinging involved throwing car keys into the middle of the room.
 
2013-04-21 09:27:47 PM  
I know guy who suffered testicular torsion and went to his GP for a referral. His GP said, "Oh, no need to go anywhere else, I'll fix it".  Doctor gave a quick yank and sent him home.
Four days later he was in the ER having both, now dead, testicles removed.
I guess the moral is that 9/11 was an inside job.
 
2013-04-21 09:31:16 PM  

Notabunny: Gyrfalcon: Dr. Goldshnoz: fusillade762: I know it would be VERY painful, but I'm really curious to know how having your balls crushed could kill you.

this. its horrifying but sounds doubtful.

It's possible to die of shock induced by pain. When one goes into shock, it causes a dramatic decrease in blood pressure, which can lead to dysrhythmia of the heart and thus heart attack and death if not corrected immediately. That's why the standard first aid treatment is "treat for shock" which usually consists of keeping the victim warm, elevating their legs, etc.

So it's doubtful that merely having his balls crushed was the direct cause of death...but I have heard of cases where crushing injury to the scrotum did cause serious shock, enough to be life-threatening. The case I recall best involved the guy having his balls caught in the springs of a trampoline, which tells you something about the grip strength of this Chinese lady.

I got a little nauseous reading that


I read that as 'strings of a tampon'
 
2013-04-21 09:32:41 PM  
lolfunnymeme.com

/I was 1 measly KB away from being able to post the animated GIF version.
 
2013-04-21 09:34:39 PM  
img7.imageshack.us

Are we sure it wasn't the multi-scrotum'd man?
 
2013-04-21 09:37:36 PM  

Tony_Pepperoni: I don't care who you are, if you grab my nut sack like that I'd start swinging.


Now I have a mental image of some guy swinging from his nut sack. Thanks for that, now I need to go get an icepack.
 
2013-04-21 09:39:37 PM  
I'm feeling queasy and I don't even have testicles. Urk.
 
2013-04-21 09:41:35 PM  
Am I inbefore a slat chair pic?
 
2013-04-21 09:42:23 PM  

Badafuco: GIS for testicle claw...

[i763.photobucket.com image 600x512]


WTF is that, Jurassic Park 4?

/mango nads
 
2013-04-21 09:44:01 PM  
No pliers involved? Damn.

www.prisonflicks.com
 
2013-04-21 09:51:43 PM  
Scrotum? Damn near killed im!
 
2013-04-21 09:59:01 PM  
Oblig:
img19.imageshack.us
 
2013-04-21 09:59:38 PM  

Cheez_Wit: I'm feeling queasy and I don't even have testicles. Urk.


What can we do to make your non-testicles feel better?
 
2013-04-21 10:02:37 PM  
www.behindthevoiceactors.com
 
2013-04-21 10:03:41 PM  
WAHOO! 3rd Green!

Mad_Radhu: [lolfunnymeme.com image 300x201]

/I was 1 measly KB away from being able to post the animated GIF version.


Try this.... Works pretty well....

http://www.gifwizard.com/
 
2013-04-21 10:11:05 PM  

draa: No pliers involved? Damn.


what the little guy needs is money, and what the big guy needs is a 2x4 upside his head, that's what he needs.
 
2013-04-21 10:12:14 PM  
What Chinese balls may look like
i28.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-21 10:13:58 PM  
dandwh.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-04-21 10:19:41 PM  

Pockafrusta: [dandwh.files.wordpress.com image 300x400]


That explains why Bond never fathered children from all the women he banged.
 
2013-04-21 10:22:14 PM  
Someone, somewhere is fapping to this article.

CBT
 
2013-04-21 10:23:27 PM  
cache2.artprintimages.com

and

a.espncdn.com

complete the party.
 
2013-04-21 10:34:52 PM  

fusillade762: I know it would be VERY painful, but I'm really curious to know how having your balls crushed could kill you.


Perhaps he just lost his will to live after that...
 
2013-04-21 10:40:24 PM  

Notabunny: Gyrfalcon: Dr. Goldshnoz: fusillade762: I know it would be VERY painful, but I'm really curious to know how having your balls crushed could kill you.

this. its horrifying but sounds doubtful.

It's possible to die of shock induced by pain. When one goes into shock, it causes a dramatic decrease in blood pressure, which can lead to dysrhythmia of the heart and thus heart attack and death if not corrected immediately. That's why the standard first aid treatment is "treat for shock" which usually consists of keeping the victim warm, elevating their legs, etc.

So it's doubtful that merely having his balls crushed was the direct cause of death...but I have heard of cases where crushing injury to the scrotum did cause serious shock, enough to be life-threatening. The case I recall best involved the guy having his balls caught in the springs of a trampoline, which tells you something about the grip strength of this Chinese lady.

I got a little nauseous reading that


Don't know if that actually happened with the trampoline, but either way, Quentin Tarantino would buy the movie rights...
 
2013-04-21 10:44:01 PM  
 
2013-04-21 10:47:17 PM  
i6.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-21 10:48:51 PM  
 
2013-04-21 11:04:37 PM  
i36.tinypic.com
 
2013-04-21 11:04:55 PM  

thisiszombocom: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay NSFW

and nsf your masculinity

http://img.rule34.xxx/rule34//images/932/c8c2f6c88b55338133931c6869a 02 d44ade41ce1.gif


WHAT THE FARK?!?!  That's like a reverse donkey punch.
 
2013-04-21 11:05:45 PM  

Darkviking: [i6.photobucket.com image 546x300]


i291.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-21 11:06:15 PM  
Expect to see her organs on the black market with in the month.
 
2013-04-21 11:06:16 PM  

cc_rider: What Chinese balls may look like
[i28.photobucket.com image 500x481]


I keep expecting to hear Duke Nukem say, "I've got Balls of Steeeel"
 
2013-04-21 11:07:42 PM  
good god.

i249.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-21 11:12:17 PM  

Salmon: Did you guys read the article at the bottom with the octopus?


No, he wanted sushi, so I read it on my own.
 
2013-04-21 11:16:04 PM  

Old Man Winter: I know guy who suffered testicular torsion and went to his GP for a referral. His GP said, "Oh, no need to go anywhere else, I'll fix it".  Doctor gave a quick yank and sent him home.
Four days later he was in the ER having both, now dead, testicles removed.
I guess the moral is that 9/11 was an inside job.


GAAAAHHH

I experienced testicular torsion during gymnastics practice as a teenager. I'm very glad I didn't realize at the time that dead balls were a possible outcome.

The pain was bad enough. I don't know how your friend was able to just go to his GP; I had to get carried out on a stretcher and into an ambulance - I couldn't even walk.

/that was the end of my gymnastics ambitions. No way in hell was I ever going near a hobby horse after that.
 
2013-04-21 11:23:59 PM  
Max Awesome:
The pain was bad enough. I don't know how your friend was able to just go to his GP; I had to get carried out on a stretcher and into an ambulance - I couldn't even walk.

/that was the end of my gymnastics ambitions. No way in hell was I ever going near a hobby horse after that.


Heh.  I drove into work, then a couple hours later went to the hospital.

About that time, it went from damned painful to some sort of transcendent experience.  Like, it hurt so much that it stopped registering as pain, similar to how when CCDs are pointed at the sun it just shows up black.
 
2013-04-21 11:25:28 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-21 11:28:18 PM  
No reference to the classic scene in this movie? (can't find the actual scene)

i192.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-21 11:28:30 PM  
Poor dude's not getting into heaven.

"If a man's testicles are crushed or his penis is cut off, he may not be admitted to the assembly of the LORD."
Deuteronomy 23:1
 
2013-04-21 11:32:11 PM  
"if he causes death to the person or, by resorting to especially cruel means, causes severe injury to the person, reducing the person to utter disability, he shall be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not less than 10 years, life imprisonment or death"

Didn't say "if she causes...". Beware.
 
2013-04-21 11:46:40 PM  

fusillade762: I know it would be VERY painful, but I'm really curious to know how having your balls crushed could kill you.


Forget it fusillade762...it's China
 
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