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2013-04-21 08:37:27 PM
Well that takes some balls
 
2013-04-21 08:37:58 PM
[monkeystealsthepeach.jpg]
 
2013-04-21 08:38:29 PM
c1005.r5.cf3.rackcdn.com
 
2013-04-21 08:39:09 PM
*starts looking for steel jockstraps*
 
2013-04-21 08:39:48 PM
Having my testicles squeezed seems like one of those acts that'd get me to actually try to gouge someone's eyes out.
 
2013-04-21 08:40:11 PM
blogimages.thescore.com
 
2013-04-21 08:40:14 PM
Aw, nuts.
 
2013-04-21 08:40:48 PM
I know it would be VERY painful, but I'm really curious to know how having your balls crushed could kill you.
 
2013-04-21 08:42:15 PM
What a nut job.
 
2013-04-21 08:43:30 PM
Vice-like grip

AAAaaaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaaahhhhhhh
 
2013-04-21 08:43:36 PM
The only appropriate punishment: stoning.
 
2013-04-21 08:43:55 PM
He should've listened when she said she was handicapped and just parking in the designated spot closest to the store.
 
2013-04-21 08:44:55 PM
fusil, had to have been a ruptured artery, unless maybe heart failure from the stressful encounter.
 
2013-04-21 08:45:32 PM
www.danielbjohnson.com

/oblig
 
2013-04-21 08:46:19 PM
www.newdawnengineering.com
 
2013-04-21 08:46:27 PM
static.tvfanatic.com
 
2013-04-21 08:46:30 PM

fusillade762: I know it would be VERY painful, but I'm really curious to know how having your balls crushed could kill you.


this. its horrifying but sounds doubtful.
 
2013-04-21 08:46:56 PM
Prefer death by snoo snoo with a sugar plum fairy.
 
2013-04-21 08:47:02 PM
Pop goes the weasel, indeed.
 
2013-04-21 08:47:02 PM
5 finger death squeeze.
 
2013-04-21 08:48:05 PM
25.media.tumblr.com

Her eagle claw is most impressive...
 
2013-04-21 08:48:29 PM

DrunkenBob: Having my testicles squeezed seems like one of those acts that'd get me to actually try to gouge someone's eyes out.


It's definitely an "all bets are off" move.
 
2013-04-21 08:48:32 PM

Dr. Goldshnoz: fusillade762: I know it would be VERY painful, but I'm really curious to know how having your balls crushed could kill you.

this. its horrifying but sounds doubtful.


Pain? Perhaps blood flow disruption?
 
2013-04-21 08:49:30 PM

fusillade762: I know it would be VERY painful, but I'm really curious to know how having your balls crushed could kill you.


Kung Fu move called Monkey Steals the Peach

NSFW or male stomache image:
http://www.monkeystealsthepeach.com/monkey_steals_the_peach.jpg

\you were warned
\\click if you dare
 
2013-04-21 08:49:41 PM
 

antidisestablishmentarianism: [www.danielbjohnson.com image 358x630]

/oblig



 Genitals and rip should never,ever,be in the same sentence...
 
2013-04-21 08:49:41 PM

Dr. Goldshnoz: fusillade762: I know it would be VERY painful, but I'm really curious to know how having your balls crushed could kill you.

this. its horrifying but sounds doubtful.


fta the man went into shock from the pain

I could see that
 
2013-04-21 08:49:44 PM
www.technologytell.com
 
2013-04-21 08:52:08 PM

PsyLord: [25.media.tumblr.com image 332x391]

    love you long time..

 
2013-04-21 08:52:09 PM

antidisestablishmentarianism: [www.danielbjohnson.com image 358x630]

/oblig


You know, giving warning and just a link is far kinder.
 
2013-04-21 08:53:25 PM
Kick her in the box then shove her.
 
2013-04-21 08:53:34 PM

AcesFull: antidisestablishmentarianism: [www.danielbjohnson.com image 358x630]

/oblig


 Genitals and rip should never,ever,be in the same sentence...


www.inquisitr.com
 
2013-04-21 08:53:35 PM
Did you guys read the article at the bottom with the octopus?
 
2013-04-21 08:54:24 PM

Dr. Goldshnoz: fusillade762: I know it would be VERY painful, but I'm really curious to know how having your balls crushed could kill you.

this. its horrifying but sounds doubtful.


It's possible to die of shock induced by pain. When one goes into shock, it causes a dramatic decrease in blood pressure, which can lead to dysrhythmia of the heart and thus heart attack and death if not corrected immediately. That's why the standard first aid treatment is "treat for shock" which usually consists of keeping the victim warm, elevating their legs, etc.

So it's doubtful that merely having his balls crushed was the direct cause of death...but I have heard of cases where crushing injury to the scrotum did cause serious shock, enough to be life-threatening. The case I recall best involved the guy having his balls caught in the springs of a trampoline, which tells you something about the grip strength of this Chinese lady.
 
2013-04-21 08:54:24 PM
us.123rf.com
 
2013-04-21 08:56:05 PM

skinink: Kick her in the box then shove it in her.


FTFY
 
2013-04-21 08:57:36 PM
well then goddamn. kill her by fire, send a message. this needs to never happen again.
 
2013-04-21 08:58:03 PM
 
2013-04-21 08:58:26 PM
behold the power of her kung fu grip!
 
2013-04-21 08:58:54 PM
She's gonna need some intestinal fortitude in prison.
 
2013-04-21 08:59:31 PM
i29.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-21 09:00:07 PM

Gyrfalcon: Dr. Goldshnoz: fusillade762: I know it would be VERY painful, but I'm really curious to know how having your balls crushed could kill you.

this. its horrifying but sounds doubtful.

It's possible to die of shock induced by pain. When one goes into shock, it causes a dramatic decrease in blood pressure, which can lead to dysrhythmia of the heart and thus heart attack and death if not corrected immediately. That's why the standard first aid treatment is "treat for shock" which usually consists of keeping the victim warm, elevating their legs, etc.

So it's doubtful that merely having his balls crushed was the direct cause of death...but I have heard of cases where crushing injury to the scrotum did cause serious shock, enough to be life-threatening. The case I recall best involved the guy having his balls caught in the springs of a trampoline, which tells you something about the grip strength of this Chinese lady.


I got a little nauseous reading that
 
2013-04-21 09:00:18 PM
To a stranger over a  parking argument.

Say what you will, Chinese women have balls (in their vise-like grips).
 
2013-04-21 09:00:42 PM
users.content.ytmnd.com

Not impressed.

skinink: Kick her in the box then shove her.


Someone call that sorority chick who does the coont poonting.

/Balls
 
2013-04-21 09:02:03 PM
Balls Caught in the Springs of a Trampoline is the name of my One Direction tribute band
 
2013-04-21 09:03:03 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-21 09:03:34 PM
Is this a followup story, or am I going nuts? I swear I saw this story before.
 
2013-04-21 09:03:55 PM

Notabunny: Gyrfalcon: Dr. Goldshnoz: fusillade762: I know it would be VERY painful, but I'm really curious to know how having your balls crushed could kill you.

this. its horrifying but sounds doubtful.

It's possible to die of shock induced by pain. When one goes into shock, it causes a dramatic decrease in blood pressure, which can lead to dysrhythmia of the heart and thus heart attack and death if not corrected immediately. That's why the standard first aid treatment is "treat for shock" which usually consists of keeping the victim warm, elevating their legs, etc.

So it's doubtful that merely having his balls crushed was the direct cause of death...but I have heard of cases where crushing injury to the scrotum did cause serious shock, enough to be life-threatening. The case I recall best involved the guy having his balls caught in the springs of a trampoline, which tells you something about the grip strength of this Chinese lady.

I got a little nauseous reading that


This is starting to sound like one of those incidental conversations from the Venture Brothers.

\new season needs to start sooner
 
2013-04-21 09:04:38 PM

gameshowhost: Balls Caught in the Springs of a Trampoline is the name of my One Direction tribute band


That is the greatest sentence I've seen today
 
2013-04-21 09:06:53 PM
The way you squeeze my lemon, I'm gonna fall right out of bed.
I'm gonna leave my children down on this killing floor.
 
2013-04-21 09:07:09 PM

gozar_the_destroyer: fusillade762: I know it would be VERY painful, but I'm really curious to know how having your balls crushed could kill you.

Kung Fu move called Monkey Steals the Peach

NSFW or male stomache image:
http://www.monkeystealsthepeach.com/monkey_steals_the_peach.jpg

\you were warned
\\click if you dare


I just copied/pasted that link in a text to an old roommate from college without looking at it. Should I expect an angry phone call?
 
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