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(Huffington Post)   Fireball UFOs over Ireland still unexplained. Subby's going with "copious amounts of scotch"   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 53
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2013-04-21 03:47:34 PM
You spelled whiskey wrong
 
2013-04-21 04:03:35 PM
Christ, who was filming that? Michael J. Fox?
 
2013-04-21 04:48:55 PM
Its like a bobblehead with a go pro cam
 
2013-04-21 04:54:13 PM
Blorg: Zorg, even though we've managed to go hundreds of years without being discovered, for today's recon mission over Ireland I think we hover over a city in daytime while glowing brightly in the human-visible spectrum!
Zorg: Genius plan, Blorg! We're sure to win an Intergalactic Smooth Alien medal for this!
 
2013-04-21 05:01:27 PM

HakunaMatata: You spelled whiskey wrong


This.
 
2013-04-21 05:25:35 PM
Subby be trollin'
www.getdigital.de
 
2013-04-21 05:28:18 PM

vossiewulf: Blorg: Zorg, even though we've managed to go hundreds of years without being discovered, for today's recon mission over Ireland I think we hover over a city in daytime while glowing brightly in the human-visible spectrum!
Zorg: Genius plan, Blorg! We're sure to win an Intergalactic Smooth Alien medal for this!


I like the supposition that we have anything resembling the capability to discover a ship within our own orbit, much less hundreds of light years away.
 
2013-04-21 05:31:13 PM
It's most probably a ball of lightning bouncing off a strut.

/obscure?
 
2013-04-21 05:32:48 PM
Subby... why in the wide,wide world if sports would you link scotch with Ireland?
 
2013-04-21 05:33:32 PM
I'm not saying it's leprechauns... but it's leprechauns.
 
2013-04-21 05:35:44 PM

Pert: Subby... why in the wide,wide world if sports would you link scotch with Ireland?


Yep. Irish whiskey.
 
2013-04-21 05:36:47 PM
Whiskey for the leprechauns! Whiskey for the leprechauns!
 
2013-04-21 05:37:21 PM
i190.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-21 05:38:40 PM
Go home, mobile camera. You're drunk
 
2013-04-21 05:38:49 PM

wallywam1: Pert: Subby... why in the wide,wide world if sports would you link scotch with Ireland?

Yep. Irish whiskey.


drank my weight in Tullamore Dew last night
 
2013-04-21 05:38:49 PM

HakunaMatata: You spelled whiskey wrong


Done in one.
 
2013-04-21 05:39:12 PM
Quick, somebody get subby a map!
 
2013-04-21 05:41:23 PM
They are neither unidentified, nor flying, nor objects.
 
2013-04-21 05:41:36 PM
Leprechauns have started eating Mexican food?
 
2013-04-21 05:43:06 PM
It's several streetlights.
 
2013-04-21 05:44:10 PM
scotch also got to subby's comprehension
 
2013-04-21 05:46:09 PM
Also, get the photographer a f@ckin steady-cam!
 
2013-04-21 05:48:42 PM
Shaky cam [x]
Well out of focus [x]

i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-21 05:49:55 PM

skullkrusher: wallywam1: Pert: Subby... why in the wide,wide world if sports would you link scotch with Ireland?

Yep. Irish whiskey.

drank my weight in Tullamore Dew last night


I've got the Jameson is arm's reach. Hell, it's late enough now that I think about it...

/Tullamore's good stuff, too.
 
2013-04-21 05:50:21 PM
They must make the Scotch in the famous Irish town of Haiku.
 
2013-04-21 05:50:46 PM
Did this just happen? There was an orbital launch from Wallops Island, VA about an hour ago, could be 1st stage remnants burning up.
 
2013-04-21 05:52:26 PM
Dry cleaning bags filled with marsh gas.
 
2013-04-21 05:52:48 PM

Sid_6.7: skullkrusher: wallywam1: Pert: Subby... why in the wide,wide world if sports would you link scotch with Ireland?

Yep. Irish whiskey.

drank my weight in Tullamore Dew last night

I've got the Jameson is arm's reach. Hell, it's late enough now that I think about it...

/Tullamore's good stuff, too.


TD is just so damn smooth. It's become my straight up sipping whiskey of choice if I'm not drinking scotch. Still using the Canadian stuff for mixing
 
2013-04-21 05:54:28 PM
i.imgur.com

IT'S A FAKE!
 
2013-04-21 05:59:34 PM
Uh, are you suggesting the cellphone was drunk?

Too large and bright to be anything common, even flares. Could be faked, but if people are going to fake something they usually make it more dramatic, and interesting. The real sightings tend to not live up to the expectations hollywood has developed.
 
2013-04-21 05:59:55 PM
Across the void we come a warping
Across the fields of stars we soar
We pledge to land and something something
Dum da da da dum da da da,  spaceship.

And when at last our missions finished
In duty homeward shall we fly
Our glory cannot be diminished
Back to the heavens in our mighty spaceship
 
2013-04-21 06:00:59 PM
Why do I even click on these farking UFO articles?
 
2013-04-21 06:03:36 PM
That's all fine and well, but let me sing you a song of how nice the old fireball used to be...
 
2013-04-21 06:08:12 PM
Jesus, Subby.  Wars --long, long, bloody wars-- have been fought for centuries over a hell of a lot less.

You might want to lock your doors tonight.  And, look under your car in the morning.  Really.  Just change your name and move.
 
2013-04-21 06:08:27 PM

mrswood: Why do I even click on these farking UFO articles?


Something tells me you shouldn't go anywhere near a button marked "Do Not Push".
 
2013-04-21 06:08:37 PM
Looks like flares that are used in the military for target practice. Where I was stationed they would used them all the time.
 
2013-04-21 06:08:39 PM
For shame, subby, for shame.
 
2013-04-21 06:09:06 PM

Hector Remarkable: Across the void we come a warping
Across the fields of stars we soar
We pledge to land and something something
Dum da da da dum da da da,  spaceship.

And when at last our missions finished
In duty homeward shall we fly
Our glory cannot be diminished
Back to the heavens in our mighty spaceship


I salute you Commander.

Proceed boldly and with stealth

/inverted purple tube salute-forehead slap.
 
2013-04-21 06:14:18 PM
skullkrusher I'm not saying it's leprechauns... but it's leprechauns
.www.outlawvern.com
 
2013-04-21 06:19:03 PM
"Calling occupants of interplanetary craft,
"Calling occupants of interplanetary, most extraordinary craft..."

/oh, gawd!
 
2013-04-21 07:18:29 PM
The  Tuatha DéDanann want their island back.
 
2013-04-21 07:22:37 PM
I'm of mostly Irish descent and tend to prefer Scotch over Irish Whiskey. I find the triple distillation makes them too smooth and a little boring. The exceptions are Connemara and Redbreast, which are both damn tasty, but taste more Scotchy than Irishy.
Anybody here tried Connemara Turf Mor?
 
2013-04-21 07:35:57 PM

Huron77: "Calling occupants of interplanetary craft,
"Calling occupants of interplanetary, most extraordinary craft..."

/oh, gawd!


We on planet Zorg have received the transmission from the fair Karen Carpenter, and wish to meet her immediately.  Any attempt to dissuade us will be countered with extreme prejudice.
What?
 
2013-04-21 07:43:44 PM
So, I am about to do a radio show with four UFO experts and even they would laugh at this.

Loved the part about "I have a better camera, but..."

Poorer camera or not, why the fark are you shaking like a chihuahua on speed?
 
2013-04-21 07:56:05 PM
Submitard needs to be tied down on a peat bog and lit on fire.

BATMANATEE: I'm of mostly Irish descent and tend to prefer Scotch over Irish Whiskey. I find the triple distillation makes them too smooth and a little boring. The exceptions are Connemara and Redbreast, which are both damn tasty, but taste more Scotchy than Irishy.
Anybody here tried Connemara Turf Mor?


Do you have a cough syrup fetish as well?


/gags on Scotch
 
2013-04-21 07:57:00 PM

Tillmaster: Huron77: "Calling occupants of interplanetary craft,
"Calling occupants of interplanetary, most extraordinary craft..."

/oh, gawd!

We on planet Zorg have received the transmission from the fair Karen Carpenter, and wish to meet her immediately.  Any attempt to dissuade us will be countered with extreme prejudice.
What?


sadgeezer.com

\it needed the hotpic
 
2013-04-21 08:11:53 PM

StrikitRich: Submitard needs to be tied down on a peat bog and lit on fire.

BATMANATEE: I'm of mostly Irish descent and tend to prefer Scotch over Irish Whiskey. I find the triple distillation makes them too smooth and a little boring. The exceptions are Connemara and Redbreast, which are both damn tasty, but taste more Scotchy than Irishy.
Anybody here tried Connemara Turf Mor?

Do you have a cough syrup fetish as well?


/gags on Scotch


Nope. I just like a little complexity in my straight up booze. I'd rather drink Bell's or Canadian Club than Jameson. Cough syrup is too sweet, like bourbon.
 
2013-04-21 08:56:44 PM
What's really depressing about the article is the reminder that Whitley Strieber went crazy and started writing about little grey men, instead of doing a sequel to Warday.
 
2013-04-21 08:58:12 PM

geoduck42: What's really depressing about the article is the reminder that Whitley Strieber went crazy and started writing about little grey men, instead of doing a sequel to Warday.


But they're so cute and  love butt probing. How could he resist.
 
2013-04-22 01:17:48 AM
Didn't Ya'll get the news?
Scotch is made in Japan.
Says so two threads down.
 
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