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(Steamboat Today)   Young woman chased down a hill by giraffes after eating "chocolate covered portobello mushrooms"   (m.steamboattoday.com) divider line 59
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2013-04-21 04:58:52 PM  
www.frombearcreek.com
 
2013-04-21 05:23:37 PM  
...deputies were called to the 27000 block of Brandon Circle for a report of a woman who had crossed U.S. Highway 40 and taken off her clothes near a school because she wanted to swim in a pond.

This Steamboat Springs...

/interesting place, sounds like
 
2013-04-21 05:34:19 PM  
Police were called to a report of a hot tub cover that had been vandalized while the home's owner was out of town. A sergeant advised that the suspect possibly was a bear.

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-21 05:39:55 PM  
Worst. Ad-lib. Evah.
 
2013-04-21 05:53:03 PM  
You think that's bad, I had a giraffe chasing me with a zebra on its back.
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-21 06:04:51 PM  
reminds me of Chicken Jalfreezi.  minus the Chicken and Chocolate
 
2013-04-21 06:56:17 PM  
She also reported seeing "alligator lizards in the air."
 
2013-04-21 07:50:55 PM  
img2-2.timeinc.net
 
2013-04-21 07:51:58 PM  
This sounds like a fun little town
 
2013-04-21 07:52:55 PM  
Do you think that's wise?

crushedbyidols.com
 
2013-04-21 07:53:40 PM  
t2.gstatic.com
 
2013-04-21 07:57:46 PM  
Having eaten some mushrooms this morning on the boat I sympathize.  Sometimes these things happen.

But I bet that was a happy damn giraffe and that it was innocent.  It didn't chase her, she just ran.
 
2013-04-21 07:58:22 PM  
10:17 a.m. A woman called police to inform them of an incident that had occurred in the first block Seventh Street around Easter. She told police that she was talking with a group of Russians at a bar and one of them told her, "You have to fight for what you believe in." She was concerned they could have been speaking about the events in Boston this week. Police determined there was no connection.


... and the paranoid begins!!
 
2013-04-21 07:58:31 PM  

CptnSpldng: [t2.gstatic.com image 270x186]


Don't worry, it's nondiagetic.
 
2013-04-21 07:58:36 PM  

CptnSpldng: Do you think that's wise?

[crushedbyidols.com image 720x404]


CptnSpldng: [t2.gstatic.com image 270x186]


God damn you now I'm all butthurt that Archer is done for the year.

/off to watch Terms of Enrampagement again
 
2013-04-21 08:00:53 PM  

yukichigai: CptnSpldng: Do you think that's wise?

[crushedbyidols.com image 720x404]

CptnSpldng: [t2.gstatic.com image 270x186]

God damn you now I'm all butthurt that Archer is done for the year.

/off to watch Terms of Enrampagement again


Wait, I've got it: Casablumpkin.
 
2013-04-21 08:02:12 PM  
www.beetlemap.kr
 
2013-04-21 08:08:52 PM  
Um, those weren't Portobello mushrooms.

DNRTFA ... either.
 
2013-04-21 08:16:42 PM  
This is all potential comedy gold. I need to move to Steamboat Springs, where most of the criminals are naked women or animals.

12:19: barking dogs.
8:38: "Everything was fine."
9:07: naked woman swimming.
10:17: Boston-related paranoia.
1:09: "A sergeant advised that the suspect possibly was a bear."

Those are all some fine police works, Lou.
 
2013-04-21 08:21:45 PM  
Funniest.
Fark.
Story.
Ever.

We have now reached the end of the internet.
 
2013-04-21 08:25:30 PM  
i60.photobucket.com

I, for one, welcome our giraffe overlords . . .
 
2013-04-21 08:26:09 PM  
Leaving one question unanswered:

Chocolate-covered mushrooms?

/knowing how mushrooms are cultivated, that's probably not chocolate.....
//EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

www.nicksalyers.com
 
2013-04-21 08:31:50 PM  
First reaction: "White people problems"

RTFA. Scene of the crime: Steamboat Spring, Colorado. Mm hmm. Additional crimes in the police blotter: Embezzlement, stolen snowboards, and bears vandalizing hot tub covers. LOL
 
2013-04-21 08:32:21 PM  

Tax Boy: Leaving one question unanswered:

Chocolate-covered mushrooms?

/knowing how mushrooms are cultivated, that's probably not chocolate.....
//EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW


They go down easier with chocolate. Lots of folks say it helps with the initial nausea caused by portobellos..
 
2013-04-21 08:38:35 PM  
A woman called police to inform them of an incident that had occurred in the first block Seventh Street around Easter. She told police that she was talking with a group of Russians at a bar and one of them told her, "You have to fight for what you believe in." She was concerned they could have been speaking about the events in Boston this week. Police determined there was no connection.

Russians!!!
We've been distracted since 9/11 but now they're back!
 
2013-04-21 08:49:33 PM  

jaytkay: [img2-2.timeinc.net image 387x290]


See that is like a mini giraffe but better
 
2013-04-21 08:51:40 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: This Steamboat Springs...

/interesting place, sounds like


Yes I wouldn't mind going on a police ride along there. I remember Steamboat hitting fark a few months ago

Jan 11 - "11:56 a.m. Officers helped a drunken man who was jaywalking and got stuck in the snow on a median at Anglers Drive and South Lincoln Avenue. The man was given a ride across the street."
 
2013-04-21 08:52:21 PM  

Tax Boy: Leaving one question unanswered:

Chocolate-covered mushrooms?

/knowing how mushrooms are cultivated, that's probably not chocolate.....
//EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW


That's a common taste maker.

Chocolate maskes shroom taste. Not many things do.
 
2013-04-21 08:53:13 PM  

SuperNinjaToad: 10:17 a.m. A woman called police to inform them of an incident that had occurred in the first block Seventh Street around Easter. She told police that she was talking with a group of Russians at a bar and one of them told her, "You have to fight for what you believe in." She was concerned they could have been speaking about the events in Boston this week. Police determined there was no connection.


... and the paranoid begins!!


Russians would know.

/American surrender monkey
//fear fries
 
2013-04-21 08:59:42 PM  
If you don't wanna be pukin', try drinking some ginger ale first.  Sugar coats the stomach for slower uptake, ginger inhibits retching.
 
2013-04-21 09:03:19 PM  
Even covered in chocolate. ** shudder **

Magic Mushrooms taste like ass. How could she mistake them for portobellos?

The giraffes are more plausible.
 
2013-04-21 09:06:51 PM  
I used to hang out in Steamboat in 1968, while it was still a small, laid back college / ski town. A slow, relaxed atmosphere, locals skiing in coveralls, knocking back pitchers of Coors at the Stienskeller ( sp? ).
It could be wild and fun at times but now it sounds like the kooks have taken over and made a three ring circus out of it. Who do I contact for tickets, I do love a good circus.
 
2013-04-21 09:07:45 PM  
Doo, doo, doo, lookin' out my backdoor.
 
2013-04-21 09:13:20 PM  
Orihime?

The crew from the Bebop?

Lucas and his friends when they reach the islands?
 
2013-04-21 09:16:05 PM  

signaljammer: If you don't wanna be pukin', try drinking some ginger ale first.  Sugar coats the stomach for slower uptake, ginger inhibits retching.



Back in the day, we used orange juice.

And $30 for portobellos? That's a lot of mushrooms.
 
2013-04-21 09:32:16 PM  
i3.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-21 09:45:33 PM  
1:54 p.m. A person called police to report he or she had lost pieces of camera equipment somewhere in Steamboat Springs.

/Well, that was helpful.
 
2013-04-21 09:51:32 PM  
farm4.staticflickr.com
 
2013-04-21 10:07:39 PM  
How can everyone talk about mushrooms and there is no mention of this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2WqYidC_0Y
 
2013-04-21 10:27:47 PM  
I'm in the heart of mushroom country, and I can assure everyone that portobellos are strictly savory.
 
2013-04-21 10:35:14 PM  
Am I the only person alive that actually *likes* the taste of, uh, portobellos?

/yeah, I'm strange.
 
2013-04-21 10:49:12 PM  
I've been tripping and had an entire zoo chase me down a hill. Luckily I had superpowers.
 
2013-04-21 11:06:43 PM  

Taima: Am I the only person alive that actually *likes* the taste of, uh, portobellos?


My mouth doesn't mind the, uh, portabellas, my stomach does.
 
2013-04-21 11:16:03 PM  
I don't think that was a portobello.
farm4.staticflickr.com
 
Slu
2013-04-21 11:24:35 PM  
I don't think, uh, "portobellos" taste like anything. I just eat 'em straight.
 
2013-04-21 11:29:22 PM  
... fap?

Yes. Yes indeed. Fap.

That will be all for this evening, Stevens. Do close the blinds before you retire.
 
2013-04-21 11:35:47 PM  
In Steamboat Springs, the schnozberries DO taste like schnozberries
 
2013-04-21 11:55:33 PM  
Trust me, if a giraffe was trying to put it's tongue into your bush you'd run too.

fc02.deviantart.net
 
2013-04-22 12:04:33 AM  

Sgygus: Taima: Am I the only person alive that actually *likes* the taste of, uh, portobellos?

My mouth doesn't mind the, uh, portabellas, my stomach does.


I find they taste surprisingly robust.  They'd go well in a seafood dish if prepared right.
 
2013-04-22 12:28:16 AM  
 
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