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(Daily Mail)   Boston bombing suspects' mother was arrested last year for shoplifting from Lord & Taylor department store. But store gets payback--one of their cameras caught her sons along marathon route, helping identify them   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 107
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2013-04-21 04:13:22 PM  
Sorta want
 
2013-04-21 04:29:50 PM  
I'd say thats a twofer, not a payback.

Th family is rapidly showing they are Fark political tab nuts.
 
2013-04-21 04:38:31 PM  
Oh that makes more sense. They have green cards. They aren't citizens.
So for those biatchng about his Miranda rights being read, they are doing him a favor in not just shipping his ass to Gitmo.
 
2013-04-21 05:24:12 PM  
Lord and Taylowned
 
2013-04-21 05:40:16 PM  

cretinbob: Oh that makes more sense. They have green cards. They aren't citizens.
So for those biatchng about his Miranda rights being read, they are doing him a favor in not just shipping his ass to Gitmo.


Legal aliens, as our guests, have much the same rights as citizens (there are a few exceptions, like voting). What makes you think otherwise?
 
2013-04-21 06:30:33 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: cretinbob: Oh that makes more sense. They have green cards. They aren't citizens.
So for those biatchng about his Miranda rights being read, they are doing him a favor in not just shipping his ass to Gitmo.

Legal aliens, as our guests, have much the same rights as citizens (there are a few exceptions, like voting). What makes you think otherwise?


I agree and I would also extend that to anyone who is visiting our country.

I think this pretty much falls under rule #1:
 Your Rights As A Permanent Resident

As a permanent resident (green card holder), you have the right to:
Live permanently in the United States provided you do not commit any actions that would make you removable under immigration lawWork in the United States at any legal work of your qualification and choosing. (Please note that some jobs will be limited to U.S. citizens for security reasons)Be protected by all laws of the United States, your state of residence and local jurisdictionsYour Responsibilities as a Permanent Resident
As a permanent resident, you are:
Required to obey all laws of the United States the states, and localitiesRequired to file your income tax returns and report your income to the U.S. Internal Revenue Service and state taxing authorities (see IRS link to the right)Expected to support the democratic form of government and not to change the government through illegal meansRequired, if you are a male age 18 through 25, to register with the Selective ServiceI think in this case they should, and probably did, revoke his green card. They would have been elligble for citizenship after this year, having held a green card since 2007.
But the herp and derp was "they didn't read him his rights therfore martial law and Obama is satan and coming to take our guns"

But guests in this country who do not blow people up should be treated with respect.
I'm also wondering if she had hers revoked or surrendered it. That may explain their beef.
A follow up on why she's no longer here would be nice.
The uncle seems cool as hell and I'd like to hang out and drink vodak with him. She seems to be weapons grade crazy.

 
2013-04-21 07:26:34 PM  
What would really be funny if it wasn't the same store (it wasn't sadly, she shoplifted a Lord and Taylor in Suburban Boston).
 
2013-04-21 07:28:58 PM  

Mrtraveler01: What would really be funny if it wasn't the same store (it wasn't sadly, she shoplifted a Lord and Taylor in Suburban Boston).


Wondering if perhaps their choice of location to set bomb(s) had something to do with Mom's history re: Lord and Taylor.
 
2013-04-21 07:29:38 PM  
Im confused about one thing: if these people were essentially refugees, how did a 19 year old kid afford a Mercedes?
 
2013-04-21 07:31:34 PM  

G.I.R.B.: Mrtraveler01: What would really be funny if it wasn't the same store (it wasn't sadly, she shoplifted a Lord and Taylor in Suburban Boston).

Wondering if perhaps their choice of location to set bomb(s) had something to do with Mom's history re: Lord and Taylor.


I thought it had to do with the finish line being there
 
2013-04-21 07:32:36 PM  

cretinbob: I'd say thats a twofer, not a payback.

Th family is rapidly showing they are Fark political tab nuts.


Maybe even C-Span caller nuts.
 
2013-04-21 07:33:41 PM  
Damn, now they're going to did up dirt on anyone connected to the bombers. I hate the media. I felt bad watching the uncle answer a stupid question about how he felt about America. All that needs to happen now is to make sure that kid survives so he can be prosecuted for his crime, and if he wants to say why he did it.
 
2013-04-21 07:34:10 PM  
One of the more shocking things this whole incident has taught me is that Lord & Taylor is still in business.
 
2013-04-21 07:34:25 PM  

WhippingBoy: Im confused about one thing: if these people were essentially refugees, how did a 19 year old kid afford a Mercedes?


Not his.

So $1600, that's two t-shirts, right?
 
2013-04-21 07:34:32 PM  

G.I.R.B.: Wondering if perhaps their choice of location to set bomb(s) had something to do with Mom's history re: Lord and Taylor.


The Lord and Taylor that busted the son was across the street from where he set the bomb.  There was almost zero chance of that bomb doing anything to the Lord and Taylor.
 
2013-04-21 07:35:23 PM  
'This is a set up, my son would never ever carry out such terror attack,' she said Friday.

She went on to say: 'FBI knew everything what my son was doing, told me he was serious leader, that they were afraid of him.'



HAHHAHAHAHHAHHH...GASP...AHAHAHAHHAHAHAH .....wipes tears. Really, seriously? I mean, i know your whole family are a bunch of retarded inbred morans, but you can't expect us to buy this. Really.? Not only are you retarded, and in denial, but you're a criminal, so i have to believe that anything that comes out of your pie hole is bullshiat, and you will say anything to protect your scumbag murdering sons. Guess what lady, it's time to wake up and see that your sons were militant islamic fundie garbage who carelessly murdered innocent people who had done NOTHING against them personally. But I'm sure you know that already, and are just vomiting your special brand of derp all over the newsies to get attention. Quit puking your bullshiat all over us, and take what is left of your idiotic family and GTFO of our Continent. We don't want you here, Go be stupid and felonious somewhere else. Don't worry about your other boy, the Feds will take good care of him I'm sure.
 
2013-04-21 07:37:06 PM  

WhippingBoy: Im confused about one thing: if these people were essentially refugees, how did a 19 year old kid afford a Mercedes?


Involuntary Valet.
 
2013-04-21 07:40:57 PM  
Enough about this coont..
 
2013-04-21 07:41:48 PM  
See, if they had just waterboarded her in the first place, we could have prevented all this.
 
2013-04-21 07:42:51 PM  
Lord and Taylor is for the folks who think they're too posh to buy their clothes from Target, but don't have enough dough to shop at the really upscale chains like Saks.

Aspirational shoplifting FTW!

/Real Peopletm shop at Marshall's anyway
//No, you can't have a Wal-Mart in Beantown. Not yours.
 
2013-04-21 07:43:32 PM  

WhippingBoy: Im confused about one thing: if these people were essentially refugees, how did a 19 year old kid afford a Mercedes?


Who said they were refugees?  Probable the same people saying it was martial law.  Don't let them confuse you, they are a bit touched.

Sorry, not trying to troll, just telling the truth.
 
2013-04-21 07:43:45 PM  
And this matters because...?
 
2013-04-21 07:44:10 PM  
OMG IT WAS TERRORIST SHOPLIFTING
 
2013-04-21 07:47:09 PM  
So I guess we have a motive?
 
2013-04-21 07:47:36 PM  

WhippingBoy: Im confused about one thing: if these people were essentially refugees, how did a 19 year old kid afford a Mercedes?


Also attended one of the most prestigious high schools in the city.
 
2013-04-21 07:52:06 PM  
Oh hey thank god for all these immigrants bringing diversity to America.
 
2013-04-21 07:52:35 PM  
"Tamerlan Tsarnaev attended Bunker Hill Community College and was studying to become an engineer but took a year off to pursue boxing. He is a two-time Golden Glove champion"

was.
 
2013-04-21 07:52:48 PM  

cretinbob: Oh that makes more sense. They have green cards. They aren't citizens.
So for those biatchng about his Miranda rights being read, they are doing him a favor in not just shipping his ass to Gitmo.


White hat, currently in the hospital, is a citizen as of the last year or so.  The dead one wasn't a citizen, but that's a moot point now anyway.
 
2013-04-21 07:53:07 PM  
Her sons had a helluva way to protest her arrest.
 
2013-04-21 07:53:22 PM  
I'm wondering how these 2 brothers supported themselves. Did the older brother have a job, or were they getting money from the parents? How did the family afford trips to Russia?

I think the younger brother is a citizen.
 
2013-04-21 07:53:50 PM  

Alone in the Snark: Lord and Taylor is for the folks who think they're too posh to buy their clothes from Target, but don't have enough dough to shop at the really upscale chains like Saks.


So it's for people who want to live within their means while buying nicer things.  What horrible tardfaces.
 
2013-04-21 07:54:06 PM  

cretinbob: Oh that makes more sense. They have green cards. They aren't citizens.
So for those biatchng about his Miranda rights being read, they are doing him a favor in not just shipping his ass to Gitmo.


No, Dzhokhar is a US citizen. The Daily Fail had its facts wrong (stunning, I know )
 
2013-04-21 07:55:09 PM  

Bslim: And this matters because...?


I don't know about you but it's great stuff for playing armchair psychologist.  You have a dad who the uncle says had very little influence on the kids and a shoplifting mom (doubt it was her first time) that can not accept that her boys could do such a thing.

That adds up to kids who had everything they wanted/needed ($900 shoes) and parents who I'll bet barely looked over their shoulder at their kids as long as things seemed ok.

This all comes down to parenting and I'm guessing had something to do with the family split.  All this is of course pure speculation that I"ll point out has NOTHING to do with the color of their skin or where they are from.

I know this for sure, this would never have happened under uncle Ruslan's watch.
 
2013-04-21 07:56:02 PM  
Lord and Taylor... Zachary Taylor was our 12th President. Taylor was a famous army leader. Dick Armey was a leader of FreedomWorks. FreedomWorks is a powerful tea party organization.... Do the math. Can't make this stuff up, folks.
 
2013-04-21 07:56:37 PM  

WhippingBoy: Im confused about one thing: if these people were essentially refugees, how did a 19 year old kid afford a Mercedes?


Hey, you don't have to *live* like a refugee.
 
2013-04-21 07:57:45 PM  
So far, I kind of like the uncle.
 
2013-04-21 07:58:41 PM  

enik: Oh hey thank god for all these immigrants bringing diversity to America.


i.imgur.com

Yeah, that immigrant from Costa Rica in the hat should get the fark out.  And maybe that chinky looking lady on the right too, who knows where she's from.

Oh wait, nevermind.  You're a farking idiot.
 
2013-04-21 07:59:06 PM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: WhippingBoy: Im confused about one thing: if these people were essentially refugees, how did a 19 year old kid afford a Mercedes?

Not his.

So $1600, that's two t-shirts, right?


ta L&T that's probably just the box.
 
2013-04-21 07:59:19 PM  

enik: Oh hey thank god for all these immigrants bringing diversity to America.


Says the Native American.
 
2013-04-21 07:59:34 PM  
An unidentified friend told CNN that he 'hung out, went to parties, smoked some weed... its not like he's some foreign dude.'

Yeah, because only Americans hang out, go to parties, and smoke weed.
 
2013-04-21 08:00:29 PM  

Alone in the Snark: Lord and Taylor is for the folks who think they're too posh to buy their clothes from Target, but don't have enough dough to shop at the really upscale chains like Saks.

Aspirational shoplifting FTW!

/Real Peopletm shop at Marshall's anyway
//No, you can't have a Wal-Mart in Beantown. Not yours.


What is the department store hierarchy? I'm assuming that K-Mart is at the bottom, followed by Walmart, Meijer, and Target. I suspect Sam's Club and Costco are next but afterwards I'm at a loss. Sears?
 
2013-04-21 08:01:52 PM  

enik: Oh hey thank god for all these immigrants bringing diversity to America.


where you from? are you native?
if not shush.

you "Americans" all descend from the upchuck the rest of Europe didn't want and you stayed here by virtue of genocide. You are all immigrunts. stfu.

you all sound like Klan members.
 
2013-04-21 08:02:14 PM  

Arthur Jumbles: Alone in the Snark: Lord and Taylor is for the folks who think they're too posh to buy their clothes from Target, but don't have enough dough to shop at the really upscale chains like Saks.

Aspirational shoplifting FTW!

/Real Peopletm shop at Marshall's anyway
//No, you can't have a Wal-Mart in Beantown. Not yours.

What is the department store hierarchy? I'm assuming that K-Mart is at the bottom, followed by Walmart, Meijer, and Target. I suspect Sam's Club and Costco are next but afterwards I'm at a loss. Sears?


Actually, Walmart is at the bottom., Sears is next, then Pennys.
 
2013-04-21 08:03:18 PM  

cretinbob: I'd say thats a twofer, not a payback.

Th family is rapidly showing they are Fark political tab nuts.


Except for the uncle. Fark owes him a packy run to Kappy's.
 
2013-04-21 08:03:39 PM  

theurge14: enik: Oh hey thank god for all these immigrants bringing diversity to America.



Yeah, that immigrant from Costa Rica in the hat should get the fark out.  And maybe that chinky looking lady on the right too, who knows where she's from.

Oh wait, nevermind.  You're a farking idiot.


The Mexican dude is wearing a cowboy hat, so he can stay. And no one gives a shiat about Asians, they rarely cause any problems. Islamic radicals from Eastern Europe, though, yeah, we could probably do with a few less of those.
 
2013-04-21 08:04:30 PM  

theurge14: enik: Oh hey thank god for all these immigrants bringing diversity to America.

[i.imgur.com image 343x261]

Yeah, that immigrant from Costa Rica in the hat should get the fark out.  And maybe that chinky looking lady on the right too, who knows where she's from.

Oh wait, nevermind.  You're a farking idiot.


You forgot to mention that immigrant in the hat gave his son, who died in battle serving this country so you can say dumb ass shiat like that.
 
2013-04-21 08:04:44 PM  

Silly Jesus: WhippingBoy: Im confused about one thing: if these people were essentially refugees, how did a 19 year old kid afford a Mercedes?

We have people on welfare driving Mercedes.  It can be done.


OMGZ WELFARE QUEENS

/they don't exist
//that's the joke
 
2013-04-21 08:04:50 PM  

Arthur Jumbles: Sears?


Sears is for people without an internet connection. $44 for a mower blade I can get for $8 on amazon? Dayamn.
 
2013-04-21 08:05:43 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Silly Jesus: WhippingBoy: Im confused about one thing: if these people were essentially refugees, how did a 19 year old kid afford a Mercedes?

We have people on welfare driving Mercedes.  It can be done.

OMGZ WELFARE QUEENS

/they don't exist
//that's the joke


Come grocery shopping with me next week, I'll be happy to show you some.
 
2013-04-21 08:06:03 PM  

Mock26: "Tamerlan Tsarnaev attended Bunker Hill Community College and was studying to become an engineer but took a year off to pursue boxing. He is a two-time Golden Glove champion"

was.


Unless he wants to search for the real bombers.
 
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