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(The New York Times)   Latest hipster parent trend: going diaper-less. 'The Onion' wishes it could make things up like: "diaper-free meetups, where parents exchange tips like how to get a baby to urinate on the street between parked cars   (nytimes.com) divider line 44
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2013-04-21 01:13:49 PM
20 votes:
I AM PARENT!  I have made BABBY!  You are NOT parent, you may not comment.  You WILL enjoy my babby's feces and urine.  You MUST!  Complaining about babby feces on your restaurant table makes you a BAD person!  How DARE you question the sanctity of my babby's feces and urine?  You should be arrested for disliking feces and urine, you hateful horrible person!  I am Parent- I have SPOKEN!
2013-04-21 03:49:35 PM
8 votes:
You have got to be shiatting me.
GBB
2013-04-21 04:17:13 PM
5 votes:
t2.gstatic.com
2013-04-21 07:50:10 PM
4 votes:
How to get them to pee in the street?
Buy them one of these
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2013-04-21 05:31:45 PM
4 votes:
"Why is that bowl on the floor?"

"It's for shiatting"

"Thanks, don't mind if I do"
2013-04-21 04:09:04 PM
4 votes:
I haven't used a toilet in years. That smell isn't coming from the sewer, it's from my backyard.
2013-04-21 06:02:09 PM
3 votes:

Hermione_Granger: Also explains why grown men play video games and act like babies.


Says the grown up with the FARK handle from children's literature.
2013-04-21 05:19:46 PM
3 votes:
Hearing about this is what probably set off the Tsarnaev brothers.

/too soon?
2013-04-21 05:01:14 PM
3 votes:
I found crate training to be far more effective.
2013-04-21 04:29:28 PM
3 votes:
The first time my baby daughter pooped I threw my hands up and walked away forever. Best decision of my life ... totally dodged a bullet there.
GBB
2013-04-21 04:29:21 PM
3 votes:
If they were truely eco-friendly, they'd be using their baby fertilizer in their urban orgainic vegetable garden.
2013-04-21 04:18:03 PM
3 votes:
Aww, the Littlest Sex Offender.
2013-04-21 04:09:55 PM
3 votes:
Still can't leave them tied to a parking meter while you get coffee, tho...
2013-04-21 09:18:36 PM
2 votes:

Nidiot: Pretty sure they don't shiat rainbows.


Depends on what you feed them the night before really.
2013-04-21 05:11:10 PM
2 votes:

Canton: Bowls? Aww. I was hoping they put old newspaper down on the floor, and trained the babies like they would puppies.

/What's that, Junior? You need to go out?
//Let's get your leash!


and when they miss, rub their nose in it and whack them with a rolled up newspaper...

keep a spray bottle handy in case they start to get the notion to pee or spray where they are not supposed to, or try to get up on the counter.
2013-04-21 04:27:42 PM
2 votes:
I would bet money the first item of clothing ever evented by cavemen was the diaper because they were smart enough to realize a small, mobile poop machine was a bad thing.  Congratulations, hipsters, you failed at something so easy even a caveman could do it.
2013-04-21 04:26:40 PM
2 votes:

namegoeshere: Did anyone mention yet that shiatting and pissing in the street is not eco-friendly?

I thought we figured that out when we stopped dumping our night pots out the window.


We what now?
2013-04-21 04:24:31 PM
2 votes:

FunkOut: This is normal in most of China.


There are a lot of things that are normal in china that are frowned upon in civilized societies, and for good reason.
2013-04-21 04:15:23 PM
2 votes:
This has always been a thing. I remember a neighbor kid being raised in this fashion. Naked Nathan, everyone called him, because weather permitting, that's what he was.

When they moved away, when he was twelve, he was still Naked Nathan.
2013-04-21 04:11:30 PM
2 votes:
This is normal in most of China.

Also, is there a vaccination available yet for the overwhelming desire to somehow be different and unique in a ridiculous fashion for no good reason whatsoever? How about this, you want to be different so bad, here comes the magical make-you-special genie *POOF* you've farking got scoliosis and 6 fingers on one hand, are you happy now?
2013-04-21 11:30:27 PM
1 votes:

Bondith: Ms. Shapiro scattered little bowls around the house to catch her daughter's offerings

Bondith: It's only considered an offering if someone else might want it.  Otherwise it's refuse.  Waste.  Discarded.



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2013-04-21 07:28:56 PM
1 votes:

AbbeySomeone: There are classes conducted in the Seattle area about this.


Those kids must be real geniuses if they need a lesson in how to shiat on the floor
2013-04-21 06:14:00 PM
1 votes:

jaytkay: "Why is that bowl on the floor?"

"It's for shiatting"

"Thanks, don't mind if I do"


I had a cat who would slink around and his tail would poof out the diameter of the rest of his body if he saw another cat in the yard.  Real scaredy-cat.

I always wondered what his reaction would have been if I took a dump in his litter box and covered it up.  "OMG WTF did this???"

I never did it, though, because humans poop in toilets.

/or outhouses
2013-04-21 05:49:22 PM
1 votes:
I'm sure landlords everywhere will be more than understanding to learn that the shiat stains pockmarking their floors are, in fact, of human origin.  Maybe hipsters can upsell it as a new trend in interior design.
2013-04-21 05:32:07 PM
1 votes:

LiberalEastCoastElitist: Feral_and_Preposterous: So when they're in their crib do they just piss and sh*t all over themselves?

Apparently one of the parents is hovering over the child 24 hours a day.


I swear, half the trendy parenting advice right now is setting feminism back 50 years. Why use a stroller when mum can carry the baby for two years? Why use diapers when mum can follow baby around 24-7 with a pooper scooper? Co-sleep! Extended breastfeeding! Don't even think about an epidural!  Make your own baby food from organic pureed lentils! Whatever you do, don't leave your baby's side, and don't even think about having fun!
2013-04-21 05:31:16 PM
1 votes:
My neighbor in colombia has a four year old who who would run around my condos common area who whould drop trou and poop and piss and the parents thought it was adorable until I scooped up the kids creation and put it on his doormat.He called the police on me too file a complaint and the cops showed with the colombian version of child protective services and the health department
2013-04-21 05:25:29 PM
1 votes:
The other day I looked out the window and saw some lady letting her ugly-ass baby pee on my mailbox. Or maybe it was a dog. It's obnoxious either way.
2013-04-21 05:11:48 PM
1 votes:
you've got to me sh*tting me.
2013-04-21 05:06:49 PM
1 votes:
Only if I can do the same at their place
2013-04-21 04:54:16 PM
1 votes:

HairBolus: The article seems more of an every day thing as seen in China.



You know what is also normal in China?
Bird flu, and smog so thick you cant see more then 5 city blocks.

Lets aspire to be ABOVE china yeah?
2013-04-21 04:48:00 PM
1 votes:
"But mostly, they say, they like feeling more in touch with their babies' most intimate functions. "

Lock up every one of those pedos.

"I have absolutely been at parties and witnessed people putting their baby over the sink," she said. One client took her baby and her bowl to a party, held her naked baby over the bowl, "and she just did it at this person's party in the corner, but obviously they were close friends," Ms. Shapiro said.

GTFO of my house.
2013-04-21 04:38:47 PM
1 votes:
Bowls? Aww. I was hoping they put old newspaper down on the floor, and trained the babies like they would puppies.

/What's that, Junior? You need to go out?
//Let's get your leash!
2013-04-21 04:33:45 PM
1 votes:
I actually heard about this several years ago.  I thought it was stupid then, and it's still stupid.

I'm guessing these are people who wonder why their childless friends stopped coming by.
2013-04-21 04:30:57 PM
1 votes:

GBB: If they were truely eco-friendly, they'd be using their baby fertilizer in their urban orgainic vegetable garden.


So are you mulching the baby or composting?
2013-04-21 04:21:32 PM
1 votes:
If you want to let your overdeveloped sperm shot run around and piss and schitt all over your house, then go ahead and do so.  But, if you are going to go out in public then put a damned diaper on the brat.  Oh, and I really do hope that cops start issuing tickets to the parents if they catch them having their brats go to the bathroom out in public.
2013-04-21 04:20:34 PM
1 votes:
Using the streets as open sewers and not vaccinating your kids. Welcome to medieval times.
2013-04-21 04:18:36 PM
1 votes:
Elimination communication; because diaper hyena is sooo last week.
2013-04-21 04:18:13 PM
1 votes:

FunkOut: This is normal in most of China.


Yep. Kids just wear pants with a little slit cut in the crotch, and shiat or piss whenever and wherever they need.  Adults spit everywhere, chew with their mouths open, slurp their soup, stand on toilet seats and cut in lines.
2013-04-21 04:17:49 PM
1 votes:
For that lady in the first articles first pics sake, I hope that kid is a girl. If a boy... enjoy your faceful of golden shower.

/ on second thought, I hope it is a boy
2013-04-21 04:16:56 PM
1 votes:

namegoeshere: This has always been a thing. I remember a neighbor kid being raised in this fashion. Naked Nathan, everyone called him, because weather permitting, that's what he was.

When they moved away, when he was twelve, he was still Naked Nathan.


Which shooting spree was his, again?
2013-04-21 04:14:25 PM
1 votes:
Couple of strategically placed clothes pins(more for girls), bam:  No need for a diaper.
2013-04-21 04:13:11 PM
1 votes:

FunkOut: This is normal in most of China.

Also, is there a vaccination available yet for the overwhelming desire to somehow be different and unique in a ridiculous fashion for no good reason whatsoever? How about this, you want to be different so bad, here comes the magical make-you-special genie *POOF* you've farking got scoliosis and 6 fingers on one hand, are you happy now?


Which is exactly the forward-thinking ecological paradise we should be emulating.
2013-04-21 01:37:14 PM
1 votes:
I actually appreciate this.... it means the stupid shiate that I do with my baby will not even register

/Disposable diapers - we have the tech
/Baby is Vax'd too...
/Still a dumbshiate with kids... doing what I can
2013-04-21 12:44:54 PM
1 votes:
next trend.  going PENIS LESS
HERES THE KNIFE

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