Lorelle: Ms. Shapiro scattered little bowls around the house to catch her daughter's offerings, and her sister insisted that she use a big, dark marker to mark the bowls so that they could never find their way back to the kitchen.ugh, gross
res_nihil: Do cloth diapers really save that much waste? I'd imagine that the water and other resources you'd need to wash them as often as you do would negate other environmental impacts, and unless you're composting or making fertalizer with the feces it still has to be disposed of somehow (or is it just flushed?).
specialkae: Once upon a time, there was this mythical thing called "diaper service" and the dirty diaper man would come by once a week and retrieve the soiled cloth diapers and return them clean, fresh and ready to reuse. Or so I've heard. I was a child of the 70's and my mom put cloth diapers on my believing them to be more healthy and to avoid diaper rash and paid the poop truck guy weekly. I haven't seen a diaper service truck on the streets for at least 20 years. Someone should open up a business like that again, bet they'd be in high demand.
God Is My Co-Pirate: LiberalEastCoastElitist: Feral_and_Preposterous: So when they're in their crib do they just piss and sh*t all over themselves?Apparently one of the parents is hovering over the child 24 hours a day.I swear, half the trendy parenting advice right now is setting feminism back 50 years. Why use a stroller when mum can carry the baby for two years? Why use diapers when mum can follow baby around 24-7 with a pooper scooper? Co-sleep! Extended breastfeeding! Don't even think about an epidural! Make your own baby food from organic pureed lentils! Whatever you do, don't leave your baby's side, and don't even think about having fun!
Dragonflew: ZombieApocalypseKitten: ///Still dirty diapers that we wanted to be rid of years agoDude. Just throw them away. Bronze some baby shoes instead or something.
shortymac: I also plan to stay away from Mommy bloggers.
you_idiot: Seriously, how is this different from dogs, who poo and pee everywhere?If it bugs you in public, TAKE OUR YOUR CAMERA PHONE AND TAKE PICTURES (or actually, just pretend to)Same with public breast feeding.You do it in public, then it's public domain and I can take a picture of whatever you are doing and post it on facebook.
Quickpull: I suppose it would be a waste of time to point out that elimination communication is the most widely used method in the world.
BarkingUnicorn: Quickpull: I suppose it would be a waste of time to point out that elimination communication is the most widely used method in the world.I have never known a parent who didn't use it. Kid gets "that look," someone asks, "Do you have to go potty?" and pretty soon kid makes the connection. How the fark else would it get done?
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