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(YouTube) Video How to get a cork out of a bottle. Why? Wine not?   (youtube.com) divider line 23
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2013-04-21 04:38:29 AM
Okay, but how do you get the cork out if there's wine in the bottle?
 
2013-04-21 05:05:54 AM
You drink all the wine first...
 
2013-04-21 10:52:33 AM
Why do people feel the need to narrate these bullshiat videos?  Just farking do it already.
 
2013-04-21 12:39:39 PM
this headache must be bad.  I thought that said "cock" and was wondering who's been farking wine bottles.
 
2013-04-21 01:20:03 PM
Does he 'soak the cork'?
 
2013-04-21 01:36:37 PM
Reminds me of a girl I knew back in high school.
 
2013-04-21 01:37:51 PM

Tony_Pepperoni: You drink all the wine first...


This.  And it's great how a 10-second video needs 1:44.
 
2013-04-21 01:55:01 PM
I hate it when I accidentally jam a cork all the way into an empty wine bottle.

Thanks, Eastern European Useless Info Dude!
 
2013-04-21 01:58:39 PM
so you put upside down the bottle?
 
2013-04-21 02:44:20 PM

Dennis_Moore: Does he 'soak the cork'?


Only if it's dirty.  Then he's a dirty cork soaker.

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2013-04-21 05:29:14 PM

AteMyBrain: I hate it when I accidentally jam a cork all the way into an empty wine bottle.

Thanks, Eastern European Useless Info Dude!


Just think, next time you work that hard to jam and stuff a cork into an empty wine bottle, you'll be able to get it out just that quick.
 
2013-04-21 05:38:33 PM
Needs more wine...
 
2013-04-21 06:31:43 PM
I prefer to turn the bottle up-side down and drill a hole in the bottom. Sure, you get a little glass in your wine, but the grittier mouthfeel brings out certain vintages. Also the cuts you get on your tongue and the roof of your mouth release blood, which helps mask the tannins in the wine.
 
2013-04-21 06:54:00 PM
I could have filled that space in my brain with much more useful information than this
 
2013-04-21 07:05:39 PM
 
2013-04-21 08:24:25 PM

PaulieattheTap: Here is a more practical application.  Free Drink!


I'll bet I could score free drinks at my local bar just by punching that d-bag in the face.  He out douched Guy Fieri in the hair department.
 
2013-04-21 08:33:00 PM
Faster solution: break the bottle.  Ta-Da!
 
2013-04-21 08:37:58 PM

PaulieattheTap: Here is a more practical application. Free Drink!


Yes, but the douche didn't tell them they were allowed to use anything else, like a napkin or plastic bag.  So the deals OFF!
 
2013-04-21 08:46:02 PM
Meh.  I've never had a problem opening the box.
 
2013-04-21 10:54:15 PM
Just use a gun to break the bottle. You have to have a gun that will shoot through bottles, though. Even if the bottle is in a school.

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2013-04-21 11:07:05 PM

discgolfguru: Just use a gun to break the bottle. You have to have a gun that will shoot through bottles, though. Even if the bottle is in a school.

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I think that might be one of the only times I've ever liked joe piscopo.

Classic flick
 
2013-04-21 11:07:31 PM
Did I travel back in time to my 8th grade science class?
 
2013-04-22 07:47:55 PM

Dennis_Moore: Does he 'soak the cork'?


Yes, and sews frocks for old nuns as well.

Obscure?
 
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