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(Daily Mail)   If you irrationally calculated that actress and math nerd Danica McKellar wouldn't look hot two months after her divorce, then you might want to eat a little humble pi   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 74
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2013-04-21 10:25:29 AM
Nobody thought that.
 
2013-04-21 10:26:46 AM
cache.ohinternet.com
 
2013-04-21 10:34:03 AM
I would wonder her years.
 
2013-04-21 10:37:43 AM
The only one that thought that subby, was studman69.  Damn is that woman hot.
 
2013-04-21 10:40:57 AM
Everyone knows women diet when recently single.
 
2013-04-21 12:19:40 PM
 
2013-04-21 12:28:45 PM
I'd sure like to be her derivative so I could lie tangent to her curves
 
2013-04-21 12:33:30 PM

ArkAngel: I'd sure like to be her derivative so I could lie tangent to her curves


I'd rather be her integral so I could be the area under all her curves

/lazy
 
2013-04-21 12:42:52 PM
Of course she's looking better. When you sell a used car it's a good policy to get it detailed first.
 
2013-04-21 12:42:59 PM

Summoner101: ArkAngel: I'd sure like to be her derivative so I could lie tangent to her curves

I'd rather be her integral so I could be the area under all her curves

/lazy


I just wanna fark her
 
2013-04-21 12:43:31 PM
I'd eat her π
 
2013-04-21 12:44:37 PM
Would make her whinny in a high pitched gentle tone.
 
2013-04-21 12:49:27 PM

texdent: I would wonder her years.


I would Winnie her Cooper.
 
2013-04-21 12:55:27 PM
I would humbly eat her pie...
 
2013-04-21 12:55:33 PM
I'd complete that square
 
2013-04-21 12:59:52 PM
I'd use a calculator to figure out her cosign. (Aquarius)


//doesn't actually know any math.
 
2013-04-21 01:09:58 PM
That's hardly a form fitting dress. Still, she does look good in it.
 
2013-04-21 01:13:39 PM
I hate her head. Always have.
/studman69
 
2013-04-21 01:18:00 PM
I'd divide her lowest common denominator.
 
2013-04-21 01:22:48 PM
One time...just ONE bloody time...I wish fervently that an attractive woman with an IQ above room temperature would come out and say, "Yea, those Joesph Mengele Original Five Inch Heels? fark you. Those things are worse for your feet than for your hips and back, and that's saying something. No goddamn way I'm wearing those, no matter how they look!"

But no. Even one so intelligent and personable as Danica has to come out in those leftover Nazi Wardoctor feets.

*sigh
 
2013-04-21 01:30:15 PM

dennysgod: I'd eat her π


Be rational.
 
2013-04-21 01:32:43 PM

xaks: One time...just ONE bloody time...I wish fervently that an attractive woman with an IQ above room temperature would come out and say, "Yea, those Joesph Mengele Original Five Inch Heels? fark you. Those things are worse for your feet than for your hips and back, and that's saying something. No goddamn way I'm wearing those, no matter how they look!"

But no. Even one so intelligent and personable as Danica has to come out in those leftover Nazi Wardoctor feets.

*sigh


The thing is, guys really don't care.  I mean, yeah, it's nice when women dress sexy, but if the whole lot of them teamed up and decided to wear sweatpants and sneakers all the time, we'd pretty much shrug and get over it (hey--this means I don't have to dress up, either!).  I think it's the competitive nature between females that keeps them from doing this, because all it would take was the one girl in fark-me pumps and a little black dress, and the plan falls apart.

But I've already said too much...
 
2013-04-21 01:41:50 PM
I would like to enjoy the activity of thrusting my erection into her vagina and mouth
 
2013-04-21 01:44:57 PM
I'd find her inflection point
 
2013-04-21 01:46:43 PM
I'd integrate that infinitely.
 
2013-04-21 01:48:48 PM
What's the square root of 69?
 
2013-04-21 01:52:59 PM

mjohnson71: What's the square root of 69?


8 something
 
2013-04-21 02:09:02 PM
Forget Wonder Years.  I want to see her star in Wonder Rears.

/ my erection will co-star.
 
2013-04-21 02:12:08 PM

born_yesterday: xaks: One time...just ONE bloody time...I wish fervently that an attractive woman with an IQ above room temperature would come out and say, "Yea, those Joesph Mengele Original Five Inch Heels? fark you. Those things are worse for your feet than for your hips and back, and that's saying something. No goddamn way I'm wearing those, no matter how they look!"

But no. Even one so intelligent and personable as Danica has to come out in those leftover Nazi Wardoctor feets.

*sigh

The thing is, guys really don't care.  I mean, yeah, it's nice when women dress sexy, but if the whole lot of them teamed up and decided to wear sweatpants and sneakers all the time, we'd pretty much shrug and get over it (hey--this means I don't have to dress up, either!).  I think it's the competitive nature between females that keeps them from doing this, because all it would take was the one girl in fark-me pumps and a little black dress, and the plan falls apart.

But I've already said too much...



I always figured that would work for armpit and leg shaving, too. I just haven't solved the problem of the one girl that won't go along with it.
 
2013-04-21 02:14:16 PM

FloydA: mjohnson71: What's the square root of 69?

8 something


HA!
 
2013-04-21 02:18:21 PM

mjohnson71: What's the square root of 69?


Giggity2
 
2013-04-21 02:24:29 PM

Gramma: I always figured that would work for armpit and leg shaving, too. I just haven't solved the problem of the one girl that won't go along with it.


Or as we call it, "the nuclear option".  I would draw the line there, as the presence of hair isn't just visual, there's tactile and auditory effects, as well. Don't go there; we'd have to stop showering.  You left us no other choice!
 
2013-04-21 02:28:47 PM
thats a form fitting dress?  its just a dress, and she looks nice in it.

and i shall remain classy, cause i like her a lot.

/ hawt & nerd?  WANT
 
2013-04-21 02:35:51 PM
I'd verb her noun.
 
2013-04-21 02:39:13 PM
Actually, that dress isn't very flattering on her.
 
2013-04-21 02:39:28 PM
I'd plot the origin on her parabola.
 
2013-04-21 02:49:52 PM

Pincy: Actually, that dress isn't very flattering on her.


You're right. She should take it off, immediately.
 
2013-04-21 03:00:29 PM
I'd isosceles her triangle, if you know what I mean...
 
2013-04-21 03:12:09 PM
I'd... have sex with her!
 
2013-04-21 03:17:08 PM
"Hey, I've got an idea! Let's teach math using regressive, sexist themes!"

Danica, calculate the circumference of my pecker as you suck on it
 
2013-04-21 03:41:09 PM
i151.photobucket.com

Wow, there really are a bunch of nerds in this thread, throwing out 4chan-style "want" responses instead of contributing actual photos.

/back in the day, doing that in a Jennifer Connelly thread could get you banned subjected to expressions of disappointment
 
2013-04-21 03:57:27 PM
Kevin was an idiot. Winnie was a cheating biatch. He should've taken Madeline when he had the chance.
 
2013-04-21 04:10:39 PM
That;s possibly the hottest woman walking the earth today.

I'd eat every inch of her.

Literally.
 
2013-04-21 04:16:46 PM
me + her = sex
 
2013-04-21 04:24:41 PM
I'd go back to when she was in Junior High and bang her.

Wait what?
 
2013-04-21 04:27:12 PM

I Like Bread: me + her = sex


Actually, I think the term you're looking for is restraining order.
 
2013-04-21 04:27:19 PM
i.imgur.com

This guy's got the right idea.
 
2013-04-21 04:51:16 PM

chewielouie: Kevin was an idiot. Winnie was a cheating biatch. He should've taken Madeline when he had the chance.


I really liked Becky Slater.

/played by Danica's sister, as it happens
 
2013-04-21 05:04:40 PM

TheOriginalEd: I hate her head. Always have.
/studman69


Salma Hayek minus Christina Ricci equals her.
 
2013-04-21 05:32:57 PM
She is a reasonably attractive girl, hence the "WANT"s, but I

born_yesterday: xaks: One time...just ONE bloody time...I wish fervently that an attractive woman with an IQ above room temperature would come out and say, "Yea, those Joesph Mengele Original Five Inch Heels? fark you. Those things are worse for your feet than for your hips and back, and that's saying something. No goddamn way I'm wearing those, no matter how they look!"

But no. Even one so intelligent and personable as Danica has to come out in those leftover Nazi Wardoctor feets.

*sigh

The thing is, guys really don't care.  I mean, yeah, it's nice when women dress sexy, but if the whole lot of them teamed up and decided to wear sweatpants and sneakers all the time, we'd pretty much shrug and get over it (hey--this means I don't have to dress up, either!).  I think it's the competitive nature between females that keeps them from doing this, because all it would take was the one girl in fark-me pumps and a little black dress, and the plan falls apart.

But I've already said too much...


Yeah, but it works both ways.  Do you think I would bother with working out and building a respectable career if I could have any woman regardless of what I did for a living or looked like?
 
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