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(New York Daily News)   Super hot celebrity 'poker princess' has her day in court as she is raised, called and dealt with   (nydailynews.com) divider line 126
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2013-04-21 04:28:30 PM
poker sucks  the thing round his white helmet poor devil half roasted and the Spanish girls laughing in their shawls and their tall combs and the auctions in the morning the Greeks and the Jews and the Arabs and the devil knows who else from all the ends of Europe and Duke street and the fowl market all clucking outside Larby Sharans and the poor donkeys slipping half asleep and the vague fellows in the cloaks asleep in the shade on the steps and the big wheels of the carts of the bulls and the old castle thousands of years old yes and those handsome Moors all in white and turbans like kings asking you to sit down in their little bit of a shop and Ronda with the old windows of the posadas glancing eyes a lattice hid for her lover to kiss the iron
 
2013-04-21 04:29:05 PM

Speaker2Animals: Flagrant violation of the "super hot" meme. For shame, subby.


Also a violation of the "celebrity" status. I've seen a lot of poker shows and I have no idea who she is.

 

thisiszombocom: so poker is illegal now?


...have you seen the crackdown on "illegal gambling" the feds are doing? Marijuana raids have nothing on those raids.
 
2013-04-21 04:43:32 PM

Lillith: Really not one Comment on her name, WHO would saddle their kid with the name Molly Bloom?, or who would choose that as an AKA? She dosent look like a James Joyce fan.


I'm surprised it took this long for someone to comment on that. Shame on you farkers! I thought you were more literate than that.
 
2013-04-21 04:52:02 PM
Wait, is this the chick from the Ruffles commercials?
 
2013-04-21 05:06:21 PM

Burn_The_Plows: Lillith: Really not one Comment on her name, WHO would saddle their kid with the name Molly Bloom?, or who would choose that as an AKA? She dosent look like a James Joyce fan.

I'm surprised it took this long for someone to comment on that. Shame on you farkers! I thought you were more literate than that.


She has a name?
 
2013-04-21 05:33:41 PM
pretty obscure stuff the wineshops half open at night and the castanets and the night we missed the boat at Algeciras the watchman going about serene with his lamp and O that awful deepdown torrent O and the sea the sea crimson sometimes like fire and the glorious sunsets and the figtrees in the Alameda gardens yes and all the queer little streets and pink and blue and yellow houses and the rosegardens and the jessamine and geraniums and cactuses and Gibraltar as a girl where I was a Flower of the mountain yes when I put the rose in my hair like the Andalusian girls used or shall I wear a red yes and how he kissed me under the Moorish wall and I thought well as well him as another and then I asked him with my eyes to ask again yes and then he asked me would I yes to say yes my mountain flower and first I put my arms around him yes and drew him down Jo me so he could feel my breasts all perfume yes and his heart was going like mad and yes I said yes I will Yes.
 
2013-04-21 05:56:00 PM

Burn_The_Plows: Lillith: Really not one Comment on her name, WHO would saddle their kid with the name Molly Bloom?, or who would choose that as an AKA? She dosent look like a James Joyce fan.

I'm surprised it took this long for someone to comment on that. Shame on you farkers! I thought you were more literate than that.


Errr... Both of you need to look this thread over again.
 
2013-04-21 06:12:36 PM

Buttle not Tuttle: Burn_The_Plows: Lillith: Really not one Comment on her name, WHO would saddle their kid with the name Molly Bloom?, or who would choose that as an AKA? She dosent look like a James Joyce fan.

I'm surprised it took this long for someone to comment on that. Shame on you farkers! I thought you were more literate than that.

Errr... Both of you need to look this thread over again.


Mr Buttle you are indeed correct I wasnt looking for the quote and glossed over it, so here are your Due and Proppers.  You have a better grasp of Mr JJ than I. (its purely recreational I can stop when ever I want)
 
2013-04-21 06:32:35 PM
i would show her my Omaha face.
 
2013-04-21 06:34:31 PM

Lillith: Buttle not Tuttle: Burn_The_Plows: Lillith: Really not one Comment on her name, WHO would saddle their kid with the name Molly Bloom?, or who would choose that as an AKA? She dosent look like a James Joyce fan.

I'm surprised it took this long for someone to comment on that. Shame on you farkers! I thought you were more literate than that.

Errr... Both of you need to look this thread over again.

Mr Buttle you are indeed correct I wasnt looking for the quote and glossed over it, so here are your Due and Proppers.  You have a better grasp of Mr JJ than I. (its purely recreational I can stop when ever I want)



Well, I'll admit I had to look up the last line; all I could recall was that she says "yes" a lot.
 
2013-04-21 07:02:13 PM

titwrench: Good thing law enforcement spent all that time and money to break up a ring of rich people playing a game. I feel safer.


So there's no reason to arrest someone who's breaking the law if they're rich and it's not an important law. Nice.
 
2013-04-21 07:12:52 PM
yes I think he made them a bit firmer sucking them like that so long he made me thirsty titties he calls them I had to laugh yes this one anyhow stiff the nipple gets for the least thing Ill get him to keep that up and Ill take those eggs beaten up with marsala fatten them out for him what are all those veins and things curious the way its made 2 the same in case of twins theyre supposed to represent beauty placed up there like those statues in the museum one of them pretending to hide it with her hand are they so beautiful of course compared with what a man looks like with his two bags full and his other thing hanging down out of him or sticking up at you like a hatrack no wonder they hide it with a cabbageleaf
 
2013-04-21 08:15:39 PM
I'd go all-in in her river.
 
2013-04-21 08:52:28 PM
//Now with more high-beams
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2013-04-21 08:59:03 PM

SecretSquirrel: //Now with more high-beams
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  and heat seeking...
 
2013-04-21 09:13:57 PM
What is this willfullyobscure donkeyshiat?
 
2013-04-21 09:48:53 PM

FARK rebel soldier: What is this willfullyobscure donkeyshiat?



1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-21 09:56:53 PM
yes we sure do he caressed them outside they love doing that its the roundness there I was leaning over him with my white ricestraw hat to take the newness out of it the left side of my face the best my blouse open for his last day transparent kind of shirt he had I could see his chest pink he wanted to touch mine with his for a moment but I wouldnt let him he was awfully put out first for fear you never know consumption or leave me with a child embarazada that old servant Ines told me that one drop even if it got into you at all after I tried with the Banana but I was afraid it might break and get lost up in me somewhere because they once took something down out of a woman that was up there for years covered with limesalts theyre all mad to get in there where they come out of youd think they could never go far enough up and then theyre done with you in a way till the next time yes because theres a wonderful feeling there so tender all the time how did we finish it off yes O yes I pulled him off into my handkerchief pretending not to be excited but I opened my legs I wouldnt let him touch me inside my petticoat because I had a skirt opening up the side I tormented the life out of him first tickling him I loved rousing that dog in the hotel rrrsssstt awokwokawok his eyes shut and a bird flying below us he was shy all the same I liked him like that moaning I made him blush a little when I got over him that way when I unbuttoned him and took his out and drew back the skin it had a kind of eye in it theyre all Buttons men down the middle on the wrong side of them Molly darling he called me what was his name Jack Joe Harry Mulvey was it yes I think a lieutenant he was rather fair he had a laughing kind of a voice so I went round to the whatyoucallit everything was whatyoucallit moustache had he he said hed come back Lord its just like yesterday to me and if I was married hed do it to me
 
2013-04-21 10:07:02 PM
Sounds like jon is teh kewl or meow said the dog.
 
2013-04-21 10:18:51 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-21 10:21:26 PM

FARK rebel soldier: What is this willfullyobscure donkeyshiat?


He's copying and pasting James Joyce text because Molly Bloom is a character in Ulysses.
 
2013-04-21 10:47:54 PM

willfullyobscure: yes we sure do he caressed them outside they love doing that its the roundness there I was leaning over him with my white ricestraw hat to take the newness out of it the left side of my face the best my blouse open for his last day transparent kind of shirt he had I could see his chest pink he wanted to touch mine with his for a moment but I wouldnt let him he was awfully put out first for fear you never know consumption or leave me with a child embarazada that old servant Ines told me that one drop even if it got into you at all after I tried with the Banana but I was afraid it might break and get lost up in me somewhere because they once took something down out of a woman that was up there for years covered with limesalts theyre all mad to get in there where they come out of youd think they could never go far enough up and then theyre done with you in a way till the next time yes because theres a wonderful feeling there so tender all the time how did we finish it off yes O yes I pulled him off into my handkerchief pretending not to be excited but I opened my legs I wouldnt let him touch me inside my petticoat because I had a skirt opening up the side I tormented the life out of him first tickling him I loved rousing that dog in the hotel rrrsssstt awokwokawok his eyes shut and a bird flying below us he was shy all the same I liked him like that moaning I made him blush a little when I got over him that way when I unbuttoned him and took his out and drew back the skin it had a kind of eye in it theyre all Buttons men down the middle on the wrong side of them Molly darling he called me what was his name Jack Joe Harry Mulvey was it yes I think a lieutenant he was rather fair he had a laughing kind of a voice so I went round to the whatyoucallit everything was whatyoucallit moustache had he he said hed come back Lord its just like yesterday to me and if I was married hed do it to me


Oh boy, ain't you original.
 
2013-04-22 12:35:36 AM

willfullyobscure: pretty obscure stuff the wineshops half open at night and the castanets and the night we missed the boat at Algeciras the watchman going about serene with his lamp and O that awful deepdown torrent O and the sea the sea crimson sometimes like fire and the glorious sunsets and the figtrees in the Alameda gardens yes and all the queer little streets and pink and blue and yellow houses and the rosegardens and the jessamine and geraniums and cactuses and Gibraltar as a girl where I was a Flower of the mountain yes when I put the rose in my hair like the Andalusian girls used or shall I wear a red yes and how he kissed me under the Moorish wall and I thought well as well him as another and then I asked him with my eyes to ask again yes and then he asked me would I yes to say yes my mountain flower and first I put my arms around him yes and drew him down Jo me so he could feel my breasts all perfume yes and his heart was going like mad and yes I said yes I will Yes.


"Yes! YES! YES!
www.dvdizzy.com

"Why don't you come see me when you have no class?"
 
2013-04-22 06:53:02 AM
Why does anyone care if a bunch of rich people want to get together and play poker?
 
2013-04-22 12:14:29 PM

abhorrent1: Why does anyone care if a bunch of rich people want to get together and play poker?


I'm no FBI agent, but I assume it had something to do with this:

The 34-year-old woman was indicted Tuesday, along with 33 others, after an FBI investigation into two high-stakes international gambling rings that allegedly laundered $100 million and had ties to a top Russian mob boss.
 
2013-04-22 01:09:08 PM

adrift1827: abhorrent1: Why does anyone care if a bunch of rich people want to get together and play poker?

I'm no FBI agent, but I assume it had something to do with this:

The 34-year-old woman was indicted Tuesday, along with 33 others, after an FBI investigation into two high-stakes international gambling rings that allegedly laundered $100 million and had ties to a top Russian mob boss.


Oh I see. They're all butthurt cause they didn't get their cut.
 
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