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(New York Daily News)   Super hot celebrity 'poker princess' has her day in court as she is raised, called and dealt with   (nydailynews.com) divider line 126
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2013-04-21 12:14:06 PM  

megarian: I would have a lot of sex with her.

Oh...OH....I get it. Something something something poker sounds like poke her something I would like to see her boobs.


It's Binion's slogan. It's kind of a cliche.
 
2013-04-21 12:17:05 PM  

megarian: I would have a lot of sex with her.

Oh...OH....I get it. Something something something poker sounds like poke her something I would like to see her boobs.


Hey, you're catching on!
 
2013-04-21 12:18:33 PM  
Only on Fark can ANY woman be "super hot"... but not
 
2013-04-21 12:18:36 PM  

SoupJohnB


Mebbe po-kah is not her game. How about a spelling contest?


God-damn pimps!


something about her manhandling a cowboy
 
2013-04-21 12:18:36 PM  
Whoa, flashback.  She looks just like Heidi Fleiss
 
2013-04-21 12:18:46 PM  
Really? I'm the only one who sees Heidi Fleiss?
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-21 12:19:19 PM  
So what you've got here is just a basic mobbed-up, skank.
 
2013-04-21 12:24:26 PM  

bhcompy: Whoa, flashback.  She looks just like Heidi Fleiss


God damn it 10 seconds.
 
2013-04-21 12:25:24 PM  

FARK rebel soldier: Really? I'm the only one who sees Heidi Fleiss?
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 325x300]


I was thinking she looks like Oona Chaplin (The Hour, GoT) with a rack.
 
2013-04-21 12:30:52 PM  

IoSaturnalia: FARK rebel soldier: Really? I'm the only one who sees Heidi Fleiss?
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 325x300]

I was thinking she looks like Oona Chaplin (The Hour, GoT) with a rack.


With one half of a rack.
 
2013-04-21 12:37:09 PM  

LucklessWonder: lithappens: All articles about female celebrity poker players just leads me back here.
[2.bp.blogspot.com image 347x260]
Not that there's anything wrong with that...

I freaking love Jennifer Tilly. And I say she's holding a big pair, despite what the graphic shows.


I've seen that pic a dozen times, and not once has it occurred to me to see what her cards were.
 
2013-04-21 12:45:12 PM  

LucklessWonder: lithappens: All articles about female celebrity poker players just leads me back here.
[2.bp.blogspot.com image 347x260]
Not that there's anything wrong with that...

I freaking love Jennifer Tilly. And I say she's holding a big pair, despite what the graphic shows.


The graphic is clearly wrong, it says she's all in.  She's clearly not all in.

/thankfully!
 
2013-04-21 12:46:38 PM  

FlashHarry: liquor in the front, poker in the rear?




farm1.staticflickr.com
 
2013-04-21 12:46:48 PM  
I would play poker with her penis, if you know what I mean.
 
2013-04-21 12:48:47 PM  

HaywoodJablonski: I'd marry her and impregnate her often enough to end up with a full house


And when you get your full house you'll spend some time raising the stakes. After a while she'll get suspicious and bails after deciding she is getting too invested in the game, leaving you with the stakes and her hoping the next round will go better.
 
2013-04-21 12:50:51 PM  
edge1.pokerlistings.com
 
2013-04-21 12:51:10 PM  

titwrench: Good thing law enforcement spent all that time and money to break up a ring of rich people playing a game. I feel safer.


A ring of rich people laundering money for the russian mob.
 
2013-04-21 12:52:15 PM  

udhq: I would play poker with her penis, if you know what I mean.


She's a tranny and you want her to bang you?

/NTTIATWWT
 
2013-04-21 01:01:15 PM  

blindio: LucklessWonder: lithappens: All articles about female celebrity poker players just leads me back here.
[2.bp.blogspot.com image 347x260]
Not that there's anything wrong with that...

I freaking love Jennifer Tilly. And I say she's holding a big pair, despite what the graphic shows.

The graphic is clearly wrong, it says she's all in.  She's clearly not all in.

/thankfully!


5 hearts? I think I see where the extra 2 and the extra 2 are hiding.

/we're running out of jokes here
//I'm scraping the bottom of the barrel for more
 
2013-04-21 01:03:34 PM  

FARK rebel soldier: Really? I'm the only one who sees Heidi Fleiss?




She started taking clients again?
 
2013-04-21 01:03:40 PM  
I'll be her ace in the hole.
 
2013-04-21 01:14:14 PM  

FARK rebel soldier: Really? I'm the only one who sees Heidi Fleiss?
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 325x300]


My first thought, too.
 
2013-04-21 01:23:14 PM  

lithappens: All articles about female celebrity poker players just leads me back here.
[2.bp.blogspot.com image 347x260]
Not that there's anything wrong with that...


Not at all. This thread needs more Jennifer Tilly pics.

www.onlinepokernews.org

www.basedefotos.com
 
2013-04-21 01:26:07 PM  

Bith Set Me Up: lithappens: All articles about female celebrity poker players just leads me back here.
[2.bp.blogspot.com image 347x260]
Not that there's anything wrong with that...

Not at all. This thread needs more Jennifer Tilly pics.

[www.onlinepokernews.org image 400x609]

[www.basedefotos.com image 590x900]


Hard to believe she's 55. Must because of the Asian genes.
 
2013-04-21 01:27:03 PM  

Banned on the Run: LucklessWonder: lithappens: All articles about female celebrity poker players just leads me back here.
[2.bp.blogspot.com image 347x260]
Not that there's anything wrong with that...

I freaking love Jennifer Tilly. And I say she's holding a big pair, despite what the graphic shows.

I've seen that pic a dozen times, and not once has it occurred to me to see what her cards were.


LOL, guess I'm too into the game. The first thing I though when I saw that picture was, "Unless she's severely short stack, WTF is she doing all-in with J5 off"
 
2013-04-21 01:27:54 PM  

Jeebus, people, if you want to see Jennifer Tilly in all her glorious youth, just go watch "Let I Ride". Yea she played a bimbo but she looked and played it so well!


i65.photobucket.com

 
2013-04-21 01:28:38 PM  
Really not one Comment on her name, WHO would saddle their kid with the name Molly Bloom?, or who would choose that as an AKA? She dosent look like a James Joyce fan.
 
2013-04-21 01:42:31 PM  

Musikslayer: Pretty crappy ring she is putting on. She doesn't even do Das Rheingold.


Not *everyone* can have their own Nibelungen or what have you.
 
2013-04-21 01:48:44 PM  
/I have a pair of Jacks.
//In that I'll be using both hands to spank it.
///boioioioioioiingggggg
 
2013-04-21 01:54:13 PM  
Does this mean the weekly Fark Strip Poker night is cancelled?
 
2013-04-21 01:59:37 PM  
kah81.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-04-21 02:03:29 PM  
Poker?

Hell, yeah!
 
2013-04-21 02:05:45 PM  
fake boobs I love flowers I'd love to have the whole place swimming in roses God of heaven there's nothing like nature the wild mountains then the sea and the waves rushing then the beautiful country with fields of oats and wheat and all kinds of things and all the fine cattle going about that would do your heart good to see rivers and lakes and flowers all sorts of shapes and smells and colours springing up even out of the ditches primroses and violets nature it is as for them saying there's no God I wouldn't give a snap of my two fingers for all their learning why don't they go and create something I often asked him atheists or whatever they call themselves go and wash the cobbles off themselves first then they go howling for the priest and they dying and why why because they're afraid of hell on account of their bad conscience ah yes I know them well
 
2013-04-21 02:07:13 PM  

lithappens: All articles about female celebrity poker players just leads me back here.
[2.bp.blogspot.com image 347x260]
Not that there's anything wrong with that...


I see she's holding a pair of aces.
 
2013-04-21 02:17:20 PM  

Oldiron_79: Speaker2Animals: Flagrant violation of the "super hot" meme. For shame, subby.

Studman69 I presume?


You've been around here too long to ask a question like that.
 
2013-04-21 02:27:39 PM  
Im ok with rich people spending money in this way, At least it's a game of chance instead of what some bigshot in an office decides what the stock market will do.
 
2013-04-21 02:32:35 PM  
I'd let her pay to see the flop, then clean her out with Big Slick.
 
2013-04-21 02:46:50 PM  

Speaker2Animals: Flagrant violation of the "super hot" meme. For shame, subby.


No, it's cool.  "Smoking hot" is the usual gotcha phrase in the headline, such as here.  A Daily Mail byline is also fair warning.  This one had neither.
 
2013-04-21 02:48:03 PM  

Principal Clarinet: Related story, more pics

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/feds-high-stakes-poker-sportsb oo king-ring-a-list-celebs-wall-street-fat-cats-article-1.1318139


Is it normal to be charged in two different cities for the same crime?
 
2013-04-21 02:48:11 PM  
she looks pretty good in TFA but she's not very hot in reality
 
2013-04-21 02:54:24 PM  
I'd hit that with a 16 when the dealer has a face card showing...this is the correct game, right?
 
2013-04-21 02:57:53 PM  

Tarl3k: I'd hit that with a 16 when the dealer has a face card showing...this is the correct game, right?


it's lady gaga
she wants to have sex.  just not with you
 
2013-04-21 03:09:14 PM  

skullkrusher: she looks pretty good in TFA but she's not very hot in reality


See you in Malebolge.
 
2013-04-21 03:12:05 PM  
sharp knees we were lying among the rhododendrons on Howth head in
the grey tweed suit and his straw hat the day I got him to
propose to me yes first I gave him the bit of seedcake out of my
mouth and it was leapyear like now yes 16 years ago my God
after that long kiss I near lost my breath yes he said was a flower
of the mountain yes so we are flowers all a woman's body yes
that was one true thing he said in his life and the sun shines for
you today yes that was why I liked him because I saw he
understood or felt what a woman is and I knew I could always get
round him and I gave him all the pleasure I could leading him on
till he asked me to say yes and I wouldn't answer first only
looked out over the sea and the sky I was thinking of so many
things he didn't know of Mulvey and Mr Stanhope and Hester and
father and old captain Groves and the sailors playing
 
2013-04-21 03:29:10 PM  

FARK rebel soldier: Really? I'm the only one who sees Heidi Fleiss?
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 325x300]


I thought so too.
 
2013-04-21 03:29:11 PM  

OregonVet: Principal Clarinet: Related story, more pics

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/feds-high-stakes-poker-sportsb oo king-ring-a-list-celebs-wall-street-fat-cats-article-1.1318139

[imgdonkey.com image 500x496]


I'll never be able to look at Colossus in the same way.
 
2013-04-21 03:30:21 PM  
from the looks of the ONE picture I would poker in a heart beat.

Cheap bastards couldn't be bothered putting up another image or two.  How else am I going to promote sexist dialog if they don't comply?
I give up
 
2013-04-21 03:39:59 PM  

thisiszombocom: so poker is illegal now?


If the house takes a cut then the gubment wants theirs
 
2013-04-21 03:50:09 PM  

skullkrusher: she looks pretty good in TFA but she's not very hot in reality


TFA includes the only photo on the Internet where she looks hot.

Believe me, I looked.
 
2013-04-21 04:17:43 PM  
Card Sharks was a TV game show hosted by Burt Convey in the 80s.
That may have stuck with some people more than the name used for con-men.
 
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