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(New York Daily News)   Super hot celebrity 'poker princess' has her day in court as she is raised, called and dealt with   (nydailynews.com) divider line 126
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2013-04-21 08:28:46 AM  
I'd hold 'em.
 
2013-04-21 09:21:41 AM  
liquor in the front, poker in the rear?
 
2013-04-21 09:42:32 AM  
Flagrant violation of the "super hot" meme. For shame, subby.
 
2013-04-21 09:45:50 AM  

Speaker2Animals: Flagrant violation of the "super hot" meme. For shame, subby.


I was just thinking - "Super hot" now means, "Might let me fark her if I pay her enough"?
 
2013-04-21 09:47:18 AM  
Ante up!
 
2013-04-21 10:13:21 AM  
I'll need bikini pics to make my judgment.
 
2013-04-21 10:35:04 AM  
I would king her queen.
 
2013-04-21 11:26:49 AM  

Speaker2Animals: Flagrant violation of the "super hot" meme. For shame, subby.


Studman69 I presume?
 
2013-04-21 11:27:40 AM  
"I'd poker.
 
2013-04-21 11:27:40 AM  
 DiCaprio..Damon..  Cardsharks??!!??
 
2013-04-21 11:29:44 AM  
I'd marry her and impregnate her often enough to end up with a full house
 
2013-04-21 11:29:45 AM  
Russian mob-related poker ring?

img2-2.timeinc.net

You kom in heere, tayk moy mohnee.
 
2013-04-21 11:31:39 AM  

OregonVet: I'd hold 'em.


 she has a big pair..
 
2013-04-21 11:33:24 AM  
...

If you know what I mean.
 
2013-04-21 11:33:38 AM  
 
2013-04-21 11:35:44 AM  

Speaker2Animals: Flagrant violation of the "super hot" meme. For shame, subby.


In that she's actually relatively attractive, unlike what we normally expect when a subby says "super hot"?
 
2013-04-21 11:36:27 AM  
Molly Bloom - who has been previously linked to such A-list card sharks as Leonardo DiCaprio, Alex Rodriguez, Tobey Maguire and Matt Damon - was arraigned in Manhattan Federal Court. She declined comment.

Actually, when asked if she swore to tell the truth, she said "I said yes I will Yes."
 
2013-04-21 11:36:32 AM  
That's a decent pair.  Jacks or better to open won't be a problem.
 
2013-04-21 11:37:07 AM  
All articles about female celebrity poker players just leads me back here.
2.bp.blogspot.com
Not that there's anything wrong with that...
 
2013-04-21 11:38:53 AM  
I'm in . . . let's see her flop.


/ then I'd turn her in the river . . .  if you know what I mean
// . . . 'cause I don't
 
2013-04-21 11:39:23 AM  

lithappens: All articles about female celebrity poker players just leads me back here.
[2.bp.blogspot.com image 347x260]
Not that there's anything wrong with that...


I freaking love Jennifer Tilly. And I say she's holding a big pair, despite what the graphic shows.
 
2013-04-21 11:41:57 AM  
Poker? I hardly know her!
 
2013-04-21 11:43:24 AM  
I'm willing to double down her.

/What? I don't gamble.
 
2013-04-21 11:44:46 AM  
Good thing law enforcement spent all that time and money to break up a ring of rich people playing a game. I feel safer.
 
2013-04-21 11:44:55 AM  

AcesFull: Cardsharks??!!??


The term is actually "Card Sharps" which if you think about it, fits with that other well known saying:  

"There's a sucker born every minute and a sharpie to take advantage of them every half hour."

A "sharpie" was the con-man, the card cheat (or skilled player) - the person who got the rubes to hand over their hard earned money through little effort.

Card Shark is a malapropism which has unfortunately overtaken the original terminology in some people's minds.
 
2013-04-21 11:45:01 AM  
The writer is not too sharp.
 
2013-04-21 11:45:12 AM  

LucklessWonder: lithappens: All articles about female celebrity poker players just leads me back here.
[2.bp.blogspot.com image 347x260]
Not that there's anything wrong with that...

I freaking love Jennifer Tilly. And I say she's holding a big pair, despite what the graphic shows.


What Graphic?
 
2013-04-21 11:45:23 AM  
I'd go all-in on her river.
 
2013-04-21 11:45:58 AM  

Speaker2Animals: Flagrant violation of the "super hot" meme. For shame, subby.


I think the meme generally applies to Daily Fail articles, but I could be mistaken.
 
2013-04-21 11:47:48 AM  
She is pretty and unlike most women, she keeps her mouth shut.  I respect that, my type of woman.

I scrolled down to read the article and it had "greyed out" bars over the entire thing. Has anyone else have, or had this problem?  This happen on another article yesterday as well.  I didn't see any other complaints, so what's the deal here?  I am guessing that someone at FARK can answer this, and will probably call me "retarded" for asking, I can take that to understand what the hell is going on here. Here is the article but it was "greyed out blocks" without the hyphens. The following occurred when I highlighted it, and used copy and paste. I will guess the 3rd word is an "a".


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2013-04-21 11:48:55 AM  
Legalize it.
 
2013-04-21 11:50:01 AM  

JohnnyRebel88: She is pretty and unlike most women, she keeps her mouth shut.  I respect that, my type of woman.

I scrolled down to read the article and it had "greyed out" bars over the entire thing. Has anyone else have, or had this problem?  This happen on another article yesterday as well.  I didn't see any other complaints, so what's the deal here?  I am guessing that someone at FARK can answer this, and will probably call me "retarded" for asking, I can take that to understand what the hell is going on here. Here is the article but it was "greyed out blocks" without the hyphens. The following occurred when I highlighted it, and used copy and paste. I will guess the 3rd word is an "a".


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MGY calling             ... --- ...
 
2013-04-21 11:50:08 AM  
I'm willing to go all in on my big slick
 
2013-04-21 11:51:03 AM  
I bet it took Subby some time to drop such a headline.
 
2013-04-21 11:51:53 AM  
Pretty crappy ring she is putting on. She doesn't even do Das Rheingold.
 
2013-04-21 11:53:46 AM  
wtf "super hot" actually means super hot.
 
2013-04-21 11:53:54 AM  

Principal Clarinet: Related story, more pics

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/feds-high-stakes-poker-sportsb oo king-ring-a-list-celebs-wall-street-fat-cats-article-1.1318139


imgdonkey.com
 
2013-04-21 11:54:06 AM  
ah, a euphemism thread.

/yeah i flopped the nuts
//she was chasing a gut shot
///even if she was open ended, i still had the nuts
 
2013-04-21 11:56:43 AM  
I'd hit it...
 
2013-04-21 11:57:54 AM  

Buttle not Tuttle: Molly Bloom - who has been previously linked to such A-list card sharks as Leonardo DiCaprio, Alex Rodriguez, Tobey Maguire and Matt Damon - was arraigned in Manhattan Federal Court. She declined comment.

Actually, when asked if she swore to tell the truth, she said "I said yes I will Yes."


Curse you for being quicker on the draw.
 
2013-04-21 11:58:14 AM  

FlashHarry: liquor in the front, poker in the rear?


assets1.subpop.com
 
2013-04-21 11:59:18 AM  
I could fill her backdoor to a full house in two rounds anytime.

Also, I'd hit her.
 
2013-04-21 11:59:25 AM  
Looks a bit nipply out.
 
2013-04-21 12:00:31 PM  
I'd hit it, with a blackjack.
 
2013-04-21 12:01:04 PM  
I'd show her my straight in my hand...

/ok. ok... mostly straight
 
2013-04-21 12:03:13 PM  
I would have a lot of sex with her.

Oh...OH....I get it. Something something something poker sounds like poke her something I would like to see her boobs.
 
2013-04-21 12:06:44 PM  
so poker is illegal now?
 
2013-04-21 12:08:15 PM  
Mebbe po-kah is not her game.  How about a spelling contest?
 
2013-04-21 12:11:49 PM  
I'd poker until I was all in.
 
2013-04-21 12:12:06 PM  
witnesses say her face was unreadable
 
2013-04-21 12:14:06 PM  

megarian: I would have a lot of sex with her.

Oh...OH....I get it. Something something something poker sounds like poke her something I would like to see her boobs.


It's Binion's slogan. It's kind of a cliche.
 
2013-04-21 12:17:05 PM  

megarian: I would have a lot of sex with her.

Oh...OH....I get it. Something something something poker sounds like poke her something I would like to see her boobs.


Hey, you're catching on!
 
2013-04-21 12:18:33 PM  
Only on Fark can ANY woman be "super hot"... but not
 
2013-04-21 12:18:36 PM  

SoupJohnB


Mebbe po-kah is not her game. How about a spelling contest?


God-damn pimps!


something about her manhandling a cowboy
 
2013-04-21 12:18:36 PM  
Whoa, flashback.  She looks just like Heidi Fleiss
 
2013-04-21 12:18:46 PM  
Really? I'm the only one who sees Heidi Fleiss?
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-21 12:19:19 PM  
So what you've got here is just a basic mobbed-up, skank.
 
2013-04-21 12:24:26 PM  

bhcompy: Whoa, flashback.  She looks just like Heidi Fleiss


God damn it 10 seconds.
 
2013-04-21 12:25:24 PM  

FARK rebel soldier: Really? I'm the only one who sees Heidi Fleiss?
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 325x300]


I was thinking she looks like Oona Chaplin (The Hour, GoT) with a rack.
 
2013-04-21 12:30:52 PM  

IoSaturnalia: FARK rebel soldier: Really? I'm the only one who sees Heidi Fleiss?
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 325x300]

I was thinking she looks like Oona Chaplin (The Hour, GoT) with a rack.


With one half of a rack.
 
2013-04-21 12:37:09 PM  

LucklessWonder: lithappens: All articles about female celebrity poker players just leads me back here.
[2.bp.blogspot.com image 347x260]
Not that there's anything wrong with that...

I freaking love Jennifer Tilly. And I say she's holding a big pair, despite what the graphic shows.


I've seen that pic a dozen times, and not once has it occurred to me to see what her cards were.
 
2013-04-21 12:45:12 PM  

LucklessWonder: lithappens: All articles about female celebrity poker players just leads me back here.
[2.bp.blogspot.com image 347x260]
Not that there's anything wrong with that...

I freaking love Jennifer Tilly. And I say she's holding a big pair, despite what the graphic shows.


The graphic is clearly wrong, it says she's all in.  She's clearly not all in.

/thankfully!
 
2013-04-21 12:46:38 PM  

FlashHarry: liquor in the front, poker in the rear?




farm1.staticflickr.com
 
2013-04-21 12:46:48 PM  
I would play poker with her penis, if you know what I mean.
 
2013-04-21 12:48:47 PM  

HaywoodJablonski: I'd marry her and impregnate her often enough to end up with a full house


And when you get your full house you'll spend some time raising the stakes. After a while she'll get suspicious and bails after deciding she is getting too invested in the game, leaving you with the stakes and her hoping the next round will go better.
 
2013-04-21 12:50:51 PM  
edge1.pokerlistings.com
 
2013-04-21 12:51:10 PM  

titwrench: Good thing law enforcement spent all that time and money to break up a ring of rich people playing a game. I feel safer.


A ring of rich people laundering money for the russian mob.
 
2013-04-21 12:52:15 PM  

udhq: I would play poker with her penis, if you know what I mean.


She's a tranny and you want her to bang you?

/NTTIATWWT
 
2013-04-21 01:01:15 PM  

blindio: LucklessWonder: lithappens: All articles about female celebrity poker players just leads me back here.
[2.bp.blogspot.com image 347x260]
Not that there's anything wrong with that...

I freaking love Jennifer Tilly. And I say she's holding a big pair, despite what the graphic shows.

The graphic is clearly wrong, it says she's all in.  She's clearly not all in.

/thankfully!


5 hearts? I think I see where the extra 2 and the extra 2 are hiding.

/we're running out of jokes here
//I'm scraping the bottom of the barrel for more
 
2013-04-21 01:03:34 PM  

FARK rebel soldier: Really? I'm the only one who sees Heidi Fleiss?




She started taking clients again?
 
2013-04-21 01:03:40 PM  
I'll be her ace in the hole.
 
2013-04-21 01:14:14 PM  

FARK rebel soldier: Really? I'm the only one who sees Heidi Fleiss?
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 325x300]


My first thought, too.
 
2013-04-21 01:23:14 PM  

lithappens: All articles about female celebrity poker players just leads me back here.
[2.bp.blogspot.com image 347x260]
Not that there's anything wrong with that...


Not at all. This thread needs more Jennifer Tilly pics.

www.onlinepokernews.org

www.basedefotos.com
 
2013-04-21 01:26:07 PM  

Bith Set Me Up: lithappens: All articles about female celebrity poker players just leads me back here.
[2.bp.blogspot.com image 347x260]
Not that there's anything wrong with that...

Not at all. This thread needs more Jennifer Tilly pics.

[www.onlinepokernews.org image 400x609]

[www.basedefotos.com image 590x900]


Hard to believe she's 55. Must because of the Asian genes.
 
2013-04-21 01:27:03 PM  

Banned on the Run: LucklessWonder: lithappens: All articles about female celebrity poker players just leads me back here.
[2.bp.blogspot.com image 347x260]
Not that there's anything wrong with that...

I freaking love Jennifer Tilly. And I say she's holding a big pair, despite what the graphic shows.

I've seen that pic a dozen times, and not once has it occurred to me to see what her cards were.


LOL, guess I'm too into the game. The first thing I though when I saw that picture was, "Unless she's severely short stack, WTF is she doing all-in with J5 off"
 
2013-04-21 01:27:54 PM  

Jeebus, people, if you want to see Jennifer Tilly in all her glorious youth, just go watch "Let I Ride". Yea she played a bimbo but she looked and played it so well!


i65.photobucket.com

 
2013-04-21 01:28:38 PM  
Really not one Comment on her name, WHO would saddle their kid with the name Molly Bloom?, or who would choose that as an AKA? She dosent look like a James Joyce fan.
 
2013-04-21 01:42:31 PM  

Musikslayer: Pretty crappy ring she is putting on. She doesn't even do Das Rheingold.


Not *everyone* can have their own Nibelungen or what have you.
 
2013-04-21 01:48:44 PM  
/I have a pair of Jacks.
//In that I'll be using both hands to spank it.
///boioioioioioiingggggg
 
2013-04-21 01:54:13 PM  
Does this mean the weekly Fark Strip Poker night is cancelled?
 
2013-04-21 01:59:37 PM  
kah81.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-04-21 02:03:29 PM  
Poker?

Hell, yeah!
 
2013-04-21 02:05:45 PM  
fake boobs I love flowers I'd love to have the whole place swimming in roses God of heaven there's nothing like nature the wild mountains then the sea and the waves rushing then the beautiful country with fields of oats and wheat and all kinds of things and all the fine cattle going about that would do your heart good to see rivers and lakes and flowers all sorts of shapes and smells and colours springing up even out of the ditches primroses and violets nature it is as for them saying there's no God I wouldn't give a snap of my two fingers for all their learning why don't they go and create something I often asked him atheists or whatever they call themselves go and wash the cobbles off themselves first then they go howling for the priest and they dying and why why because they're afraid of hell on account of their bad conscience ah yes I know them well
 
2013-04-21 02:07:13 PM  

lithappens: All articles about female celebrity poker players just leads me back here.
[2.bp.blogspot.com image 347x260]
Not that there's anything wrong with that...


I see she's holding a pair of aces.
 
2013-04-21 02:17:20 PM  

Oldiron_79: Speaker2Animals: Flagrant violation of the "super hot" meme. For shame, subby.

Studman69 I presume?


You've been around here too long to ask a question like that.
 
2013-04-21 02:27:39 PM  
Im ok with rich people spending money in this way, At least it's a game of chance instead of what some bigshot in an office decides what the stock market will do.
 
2013-04-21 02:32:35 PM  
I'd let her pay to see the flop, then clean her out with Big Slick.
 
2013-04-21 02:46:50 PM  

Speaker2Animals: Flagrant violation of the "super hot" meme. For shame, subby.


No, it's cool.  "Smoking hot" is the usual gotcha phrase in the headline, such as here.  A Daily Mail byline is also fair warning.  This one had neither.
 
2013-04-21 02:48:03 PM  

Principal Clarinet: Related story, more pics

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/feds-high-stakes-poker-sportsb oo king-ring-a-list-celebs-wall-street-fat-cats-article-1.1318139


Is it normal to be charged in two different cities for the same crime?
 
2013-04-21 02:48:11 PM  
she looks pretty good in TFA but she's not very hot in reality
 
2013-04-21 02:54:24 PM  
I'd hit that with a 16 when the dealer has a face card showing...this is the correct game, right?
 
2013-04-21 02:57:53 PM  

Tarl3k: I'd hit that with a 16 when the dealer has a face card showing...this is the correct game, right?


it's lady gaga
she wants to have sex.  just not with you
 
2013-04-21 03:09:14 PM  

skullkrusher: she looks pretty good in TFA but she's not very hot in reality


See you in Malebolge.
 
2013-04-21 03:12:05 PM  
sharp knees we were lying among the rhododendrons on Howth head in
the grey tweed suit and his straw hat the day I got him to
propose to me yes first I gave him the bit of seedcake out of my
mouth and it was leapyear like now yes 16 years ago my God
after that long kiss I near lost my breath yes he said was a flower
of the mountain yes so we are flowers all a woman's body yes
that was one true thing he said in his life and the sun shines for
you today yes that was why I liked him because I saw he
understood or felt what a woman is and I knew I could always get
round him and I gave him all the pleasure I could leading him on
till he asked me to say yes and I wouldn't answer first only
looked out over the sea and the sky I was thinking of so many
things he didn't know of Mulvey and Mr Stanhope and Hester and
father and old captain Groves and the sailors playing
 
2013-04-21 03:29:10 PM  

FARK rebel soldier: Really? I'm the only one who sees Heidi Fleiss?
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 325x300]


I thought so too.
 
2013-04-21 03:29:11 PM  

OregonVet: Principal Clarinet: Related story, more pics

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/feds-high-stakes-poker-sportsb oo king-ring-a-list-celebs-wall-street-fat-cats-article-1.1318139

[imgdonkey.com image 500x496]


I'll never be able to look at Colossus in the same way.
 
2013-04-21 03:30:21 PM  
from the looks of the ONE picture I would poker in a heart beat.

Cheap bastards couldn't be bothered putting up another image or two.  How else am I going to promote sexist dialog if they don't comply?
I give up
 
2013-04-21 03:39:59 PM  

thisiszombocom: so poker is illegal now?


If the house takes a cut then the gubment wants theirs
 
2013-04-21 03:50:09 PM  

skullkrusher: she looks pretty good in TFA but she's not very hot in reality


TFA includes the only photo on the Internet where she looks hot.

Believe me, I looked.
 
2013-04-21 04:17:43 PM  
Card Sharks was a TV game show hosted by Burt Convey in the 80s.
That may have stuck with some people more than the name used for con-men.
 
2013-04-21 04:28:30 PM  
poker sucks  the thing round his white helmet poor devil half roasted and the Spanish girls laughing in their shawls and their tall combs and the auctions in the morning the Greeks and the Jews and the Arabs and the devil knows who else from all the ends of Europe and Duke street and the fowl market all clucking outside Larby Sharans and the poor donkeys slipping half asleep and the vague fellows in the cloaks asleep in the shade on the steps and the big wheels of the carts of the bulls and the old castle thousands of years old yes and those handsome Moors all in white and turbans like kings asking you to sit down in their little bit of a shop and Ronda with the old windows of the posadas glancing eyes a lattice hid for her lover to kiss the iron
 
2013-04-21 04:29:05 PM  

Speaker2Animals: Flagrant violation of the "super hot" meme. For shame, subby.


Also a violation of the "celebrity" status. I've seen a lot of poker shows and I have no idea who she is.

 

thisiszombocom: so poker is illegal now?


...have you seen the crackdown on "illegal gambling" the feds are doing? Marijuana raids have nothing on those raids.
 
2013-04-21 04:43:32 PM  

Lillith: Really not one Comment on her name, WHO would saddle their kid with the name Molly Bloom?, or who would choose that as an AKA? She dosent look like a James Joyce fan.


I'm surprised it took this long for someone to comment on that. Shame on you farkers! I thought you were more literate than that.
 
2013-04-21 04:52:02 PM  
Wait, is this the chick from the Ruffles commercials?
 
2013-04-21 05:06:21 PM  

Burn_The_Plows: Lillith: Really not one Comment on her name, WHO would saddle their kid with the name Molly Bloom?, or who would choose that as an AKA? She dosent look like a James Joyce fan.

I'm surprised it took this long for someone to comment on that. Shame on you farkers! I thought you were more literate than that.


She has a name?
 
2013-04-21 05:33:41 PM  
pretty obscure stuff the wineshops half open at night and the castanets and the night we missed the boat at Algeciras the watchman going about serene with his lamp and O that awful deepdown torrent O and the sea the sea crimson sometimes like fire and the glorious sunsets and the figtrees in the Alameda gardens yes and all the queer little streets and pink and blue and yellow houses and the rosegardens and the jessamine and geraniums and cactuses and Gibraltar as a girl where I was a Flower of the mountain yes when I put the rose in my hair like the Andalusian girls used or shall I wear a red yes and how he kissed me under the Moorish wall and I thought well as well him as another and then I asked him with my eyes to ask again yes and then he asked me would I yes to say yes my mountain flower and first I put my arms around him yes and drew him down Jo me so he could feel my breasts all perfume yes and his heart was going like mad and yes I said yes I will Yes.
 
2013-04-21 05:56:00 PM  

Burn_The_Plows: Lillith: Really not one Comment on her name, WHO would saddle their kid with the name Molly Bloom?, or who would choose that as an AKA? She dosent look like a James Joyce fan.

I'm surprised it took this long for someone to comment on that. Shame on you farkers! I thought you were more literate than that.


Errr... Both of you need to look this thread over again.
 
2013-04-21 06:12:36 PM  

Buttle not Tuttle: Burn_The_Plows: Lillith: Really not one Comment on her name, WHO would saddle their kid with the name Molly Bloom?, or who would choose that as an AKA? She dosent look like a James Joyce fan.

I'm surprised it took this long for someone to comment on that. Shame on you farkers! I thought you were more literate than that.

Errr... Both of you need to look this thread over again.


Mr Buttle you are indeed correct I wasnt looking for the quote and glossed over it, so here are your Due and Proppers.  You have a better grasp of Mr JJ than I. (its purely recreational I can stop when ever I want)
 
2013-04-21 06:32:35 PM  
i would show her my Omaha face.
 
2013-04-21 06:34:31 PM  

Lillith: Buttle not Tuttle: Burn_The_Plows: Lillith: Really not one Comment on her name, WHO would saddle their kid with the name Molly Bloom?, or who would choose that as an AKA? She dosent look like a James Joyce fan.

I'm surprised it took this long for someone to comment on that. Shame on you farkers! I thought you were more literate than that.

Errr... Both of you need to look this thread over again.

Mr Buttle you are indeed correct I wasnt looking for the quote and glossed over it, so here are your Due and Proppers.  You have a better grasp of Mr JJ than I. (its purely recreational I can stop when ever I want)



Well, I'll admit I had to look up the last line; all I could recall was that she says "yes" a lot.
 
2013-04-21 07:02:13 PM  

titwrench: Good thing law enforcement spent all that time and money to break up a ring of rich people playing a game. I feel safer.


So there's no reason to arrest someone who's breaking the law if they're rich and it's not an important law. Nice.
 
2013-04-21 07:12:52 PM  
yes I think he made them a bit firmer sucking them like that so long he made me thirsty titties he calls them I had to laugh yes this one anyhow stiff the nipple gets for the least thing Ill get him to keep that up and Ill take those eggs beaten up with marsala fatten them out for him what are all those veins and things curious the way its made 2 the same in case of twins theyre supposed to represent beauty placed up there like those statues in the museum one of them pretending to hide it with her hand are they so beautiful of course compared with what a man looks like with his two bags full and his other thing hanging down out of him or sticking up at you like a hatrack no wonder they hide it with a cabbageleaf
 
2013-04-21 08:15:39 PM  
I'd go all-in in her river.
 
2013-04-21 08:52:28 PM  
//Now with more high-beams
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2013-04-21 08:59:03 PM  

SecretSquirrel: //Now with more high-beams
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  and heat seeking...
 
2013-04-21 09:13:57 PM  
What is this willfullyobscure donkeyshiat?
 
2013-04-21 09:48:53 PM  

FARK rebel soldier: What is this willfullyobscure donkeyshiat?



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2013-04-21 09:56:53 PM  
yes we sure do he caressed them outside they love doing that its the roundness there I was leaning over him with my white ricestraw hat to take the newness out of it the left side of my face the best my blouse open for his last day transparent kind of shirt he had I could see his chest pink he wanted to touch mine with his for a moment but I wouldnt let him he was awfully put out first for fear you never know consumption or leave me with a child embarazada that old servant Ines told me that one drop even if it got into you at all after I tried with the Banana but I was afraid it might break and get lost up in me somewhere because they once took something down out of a woman that was up there for years covered with limesalts theyre all mad to get in there where they come out of youd think they could never go far enough up and then theyre done with you in a way till the next time yes because theres a wonderful feeling there so tender all the time how did we finish it off yes O yes I pulled him off into my handkerchief pretending not to be excited but I opened my legs I wouldnt let him touch me inside my petticoat because I had a skirt opening up the side I tormented the life out of him first tickling him I loved rousing that dog in the hotel rrrsssstt awokwokawok his eyes shut and a bird flying below us he was shy all the same I liked him like that moaning I made him blush a little when I got over him that way when I unbuttoned him and took his out and drew back the skin it had a kind of eye in it theyre all Buttons men down the middle on the wrong side of them Molly darling he called me what was his name Jack Joe Harry Mulvey was it yes I think a lieutenant he was rather fair he had a laughing kind of a voice so I went round to the whatyoucallit everything was whatyoucallit moustache had he he said hed come back Lord its just like yesterday to me and if I was married hed do it to me
 
2013-04-21 10:07:02 PM  
Sounds like jon is teh kewl or meow said the dog.
 
2013-04-21 10:18:51 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-21 10:21:26 PM  

FARK rebel soldier: What is this willfullyobscure donkeyshiat?


He's copying and pasting James Joyce text because Molly Bloom is a character in Ulysses.
 
2013-04-21 10:47:54 PM  

willfullyobscure: yes we sure do he caressed them outside they love doing that its the roundness there I was leaning over him with my white ricestraw hat to take the newness out of it the left side of my face the best my blouse open for his last day transparent kind of shirt he had I could see his chest pink he wanted to touch mine with his for a moment but I wouldnt let him he was awfully put out first for fear you never know consumption or leave me with a child embarazada that old servant Ines told me that one drop even if it got into you at all after I tried with the Banana but I was afraid it might break and get lost up in me somewhere because they once took something down out of a woman that was up there for years covered with limesalts theyre all mad to get in there where they come out of youd think they could never go far enough up and then theyre done with you in a way till the next time yes because theres a wonderful feeling there so tender all the time how did we finish it off yes O yes I pulled him off into my handkerchief pretending not to be excited but I opened my legs I wouldnt let him touch me inside my petticoat because I had a skirt opening up the side I tormented the life out of him first tickling him I loved rousing that dog in the hotel rrrsssstt awokwokawok his eyes shut and a bird flying below us he was shy all the same I liked him like that moaning I made him blush a little when I got over him that way when I unbuttoned him and took his out and drew back the skin it had a kind of eye in it theyre all Buttons men down the middle on the wrong side of them Molly darling he called me what was his name Jack Joe Harry Mulvey was it yes I think a lieutenant he was rather fair he had a laughing kind of a voice so I went round to the whatyoucallit everything was whatyoucallit moustache had he he said hed come back Lord its just like yesterday to me and if I was married hed do it to me


Oh boy, ain't you original.
 
2013-04-22 12:35:36 AM  

willfullyobscure: pretty obscure stuff the wineshops half open at night and the castanets and the night we missed the boat at Algeciras the watchman going about serene with his lamp and O that awful deepdown torrent O and the sea the sea crimson sometimes like fire and the glorious sunsets and the figtrees in the Alameda gardens yes and all the queer little streets and pink and blue and yellow houses and the rosegardens and the jessamine and geraniums and cactuses and Gibraltar as a girl where I was a Flower of the mountain yes when I put the rose in my hair like the Andalusian girls used or shall I wear a red yes and how he kissed me under the Moorish wall and I thought well as well him as another and then I asked him with my eyes to ask again yes and then he asked me would I yes to say yes my mountain flower and first I put my arms around him yes and drew him down Jo me so he could feel my breasts all perfume yes and his heart was going like mad and yes I said yes I will Yes.


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2013-04-22 06:53:02 AM  
Why does anyone care if a bunch of rich people want to get together and play poker?
 
2013-04-22 12:14:29 PM  

abhorrent1: Why does anyone care if a bunch of rich people want to get together and play poker?


I'm no FBI agent, but I assume it had something to do with this:

The 34-year-old woman was indicted Tuesday, along with 33 others, after an FBI investigation into two high-stakes international gambling rings that allegedly laundered $100 million and had ties to a top Russian mob boss.
 
2013-04-22 01:09:08 PM  

adrift1827: abhorrent1: Why does anyone care if a bunch of rich people want to get together and play poker?

I'm no FBI agent, but I assume it had something to do with this:

The 34-year-old woman was indicted Tuesday, along with 33 others, after an FBI investigation into two high-stakes international gambling rings that allegedly laundered $100 million and had ties to a top Russian mob boss.


Oh I see. They're all butthurt cause they didn't get their cut.
 
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