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(New York Daily News)   Super hot celebrity 'poker princess' has her day in court as she is raised, called and dealt with   (nydailynews.com) divider line 126
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2013-04-21 08:28:46 AM
I'd hold 'em.
 
2013-04-21 09:21:41 AM
liquor in the front, poker in the rear?
 
2013-04-21 09:42:32 AM
Flagrant violation of the "super hot" meme. For shame, subby.
 
2013-04-21 09:45:50 AM

Speaker2Animals: Flagrant violation of the "super hot" meme. For shame, subby.


I was just thinking - "Super hot" now means, "Might let me fark her if I pay her enough"?
 
2013-04-21 09:47:18 AM
Ante up!
 
2013-04-21 10:13:21 AM
I'll need bikini pics to make my judgment.
 
2013-04-21 10:35:04 AM
I would king her queen.
 
2013-04-21 11:26:49 AM

Speaker2Animals: Flagrant violation of the "super hot" meme. For shame, subby.


Studman69 I presume?
 
2013-04-21 11:27:40 AM
"I'd poker.
 
2013-04-21 11:27:40 AM
 DiCaprio..Damon..  Cardsharks??!!??
 
2013-04-21 11:29:44 AM
I'd marry her and impregnate her often enough to end up with a full house
 
2013-04-21 11:29:45 AM
Russian mob-related poker ring?

img2-2.timeinc.net

You kom in heere, tayk moy mohnee.
 
2013-04-21 11:31:39 AM

OregonVet: I'd hold 'em.


 she has a big pair..
 
2013-04-21 11:33:24 AM
...

If you know what I mean.
 
2013-04-21 11:33:38 AM
 
2013-04-21 11:35:44 AM

Speaker2Animals: Flagrant violation of the "super hot" meme. For shame, subby.


In that she's actually relatively attractive, unlike what we normally expect when a subby says "super hot"?
 
2013-04-21 11:36:27 AM
Molly Bloom - who has been previously linked to such A-list card sharks as Leonardo DiCaprio, Alex Rodriguez, Tobey Maguire and Matt Damon - was arraigned in Manhattan Federal Court. She declined comment.

Actually, when asked if she swore to tell the truth, she said "I said yes I will Yes."
 
2013-04-21 11:36:32 AM
That's a decent pair.  Jacks or better to open won't be a problem.
 
2013-04-21 11:37:07 AM
All articles about female celebrity poker players just leads me back here.
2.bp.blogspot.com
Not that there's anything wrong with that...
 
2013-04-21 11:38:53 AM
I'm in . . . let's see her flop.


/ then I'd turn her in the river . . .  if you know what I mean
// . . . 'cause I don't
 
2013-04-21 11:39:23 AM

lithappens: All articles about female celebrity poker players just leads me back here.
[2.bp.blogspot.com image 347x260]
Not that there's anything wrong with that...


I freaking love Jennifer Tilly. And I say she's holding a big pair, despite what the graphic shows.
 
2013-04-21 11:41:57 AM
Poker? I hardly know her!
 
2013-04-21 11:43:24 AM
I'm willing to double down her.

/What? I don't gamble.
 
2013-04-21 11:44:46 AM
Good thing law enforcement spent all that time and money to break up a ring of rich people playing a game. I feel safer.
 
2013-04-21 11:44:55 AM

AcesFull: Cardsharks??!!??


The term is actually "Card Sharps" which if you think about it, fits with that other well known saying:  

"There's a sucker born every minute and a sharpie to take advantage of them every half hour."

A "sharpie" was the con-man, the card cheat (or skilled player) - the person who got the rubes to hand over their hard earned money through little effort.

Card Shark is a malapropism which has unfortunately overtaken the original terminology in some people's minds.
 
2013-04-21 11:45:01 AM
The writer is not too sharp.
 
2013-04-21 11:45:12 AM

LucklessWonder: lithappens: All articles about female celebrity poker players just leads me back here.
[2.bp.blogspot.com image 347x260]
Not that there's anything wrong with that...

I freaking love Jennifer Tilly. And I say she's holding a big pair, despite what the graphic shows.


What Graphic?
 
2013-04-21 11:45:23 AM
I'd go all-in on her river.
 
2013-04-21 11:45:58 AM

Speaker2Animals: Flagrant violation of the "super hot" meme. For shame, subby.


I think the meme generally applies to Daily Fail articles, but I could be mistaken.
 
2013-04-21 11:47:48 AM
She is pretty and unlike most women, she keeps her mouth shut.  I respect that, my type of woman.

I scrolled down to read the article and it had "greyed out" bars over the entire thing. Has anyone else have, or had this problem?  This happen on another article yesterday as well.  I didn't see any other complaints, so what's the deal here?  I am guessing that someone at FARK can answer this, and will probably call me "retarded" for asking, I can take that to understand what the hell is going on here. Here is the article but it was "greyed out blocks" without the hyphens. The following occurred when I highlighted it, and used copy and paste. I will guess the 3rd word is an "a".


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2013-04-21 11:48:55 AM
Legalize it.
 
2013-04-21 11:50:01 AM

JohnnyRebel88: She is pretty and unlike most women, she keeps her mouth shut.  I respect that, my type of woman.

I scrolled down to read the article and it had "greyed out" bars over the entire thing. Has anyone else have, or had this problem?  This happen on another article yesterday as well.  I didn't see any other complaints, so what's the deal here?  I am guessing that someone at FARK can answer this, and will probably call me "retarded" for asking, I can take that to understand what the hell is going on here. Here is the article but it was "greyed out blocks" without the hyphens. The following occurred when I highlighted it, and used copy and paste. I will guess the 3rd word is an "a".


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MGY calling             ... --- ...
 
2013-04-21 11:50:08 AM
I'm willing to go all in on my big slick
 
2013-04-21 11:51:03 AM
I bet it took Subby some time to drop such a headline.
 
2013-04-21 11:51:53 AM
Pretty crappy ring she is putting on. She doesn't even do Das Rheingold.
 
2013-04-21 11:53:46 AM
wtf "super hot" actually means super hot.
 
2013-04-21 11:53:54 AM

Principal Clarinet: Related story, more pics

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/feds-high-stakes-poker-sportsb oo king-ring-a-list-celebs-wall-street-fat-cats-article-1.1318139


imgdonkey.com
 
2013-04-21 11:54:06 AM
ah, a euphemism thread.

/yeah i flopped the nuts
//she was chasing a gut shot
///even if she was open ended, i still had the nuts
 
2013-04-21 11:56:43 AM
I'd hit it...
 
2013-04-21 11:57:54 AM

Buttle not Tuttle: Molly Bloom - who has been previously linked to such A-list card sharks as Leonardo DiCaprio, Alex Rodriguez, Tobey Maguire and Matt Damon - was arraigned in Manhattan Federal Court. She declined comment.

Actually, when asked if she swore to tell the truth, she said "I said yes I will Yes."


Curse you for being quicker on the draw.
 
2013-04-21 11:58:14 AM

FlashHarry: liquor in the front, poker in the rear?


assets1.subpop.com
 
2013-04-21 11:59:18 AM
I could fill her backdoor to a full house in two rounds anytime.

Also, I'd hit her.
 
2013-04-21 11:59:25 AM
Looks a bit nipply out.
 
2013-04-21 12:00:31 PM
I'd hit it, with a blackjack.
 
2013-04-21 12:01:04 PM
I'd show her my straight in my hand...

/ok. ok... mostly straight
 
2013-04-21 12:03:13 PM
I would have a lot of sex with her.

Oh...OH....I get it. Something something something poker sounds like poke her something I would like to see her boobs.
 
2013-04-21 12:06:44 PM
so poker is illegal now?
 
2013-04-21 12:08:15 PM
Mebbe po-kah is not her game.  How about a spelling contest?
 
2013-04-21 12:11:49 PM
I'd poker until I was all in.
 
2013-04-21 12:12:06 PM
witnesses say her face was unreadable
 
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