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(NBC News)   Good: Doing something with your kids. Bad: Buying them BB guns and then driving around so they can shoot out car windows from the back seat of your car. Best. Mom. EVAR   (usnews.nbcnews.com) divider line 81
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2013-04-21 08:58:02 AM
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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-04-21 09:24:23 AM
Weird thing for a 40+ woman to do. Did somebody from that town break her cell phone?
 
2013-04-21 10:58:15 AM

"Morell said there must be some explanation "that we don't know about. ... She just wouldn't do something like that.""


She's from Long Island, that's explanation enough.

 
2013-04-21 11:02:22 AM
OK, what are my options here:

If the parked cars had BB guns, this wouldn't have happened!

NY Post Reports 5 Moms and 17 Kids in Custody!
 
2013-04-21 11:03:17 AM
Wrist rockets would've been the better choice.
 
2013-04-21 11:04:55 AM
What the hell is wrong with people?
 
2013-04-21 11:05:03 AM

ZAZ: Weird thing for a 40+ woman to do. Did somebody from that town break her cell phone?


You don't know many 40+ women, do you? When they hit 40, they seem to mentally regress to a 14-year old version of themselves.
 
2013-04-21 11:09:18 AM
I see Psychopath Week is still in full effect. I've got my bingo card out and I'm waiting for a cannibal to make a full row.
 
2013-04-21 11:10:30 AM
"Endangering the welfare of a child"?

You know, Ralphie didn't really shoot his eye out. He didn't even break his glasses until he stepped on them. And what was he, ten?
 
2013-04-21 11:11:26 AM
www.thegunmag.com

You'll shoot your eye out!

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2013-04-21 11:11:38 AM
they just wanted to do hood-rat stuff cuz its fun.  and smoke wit cigarettes..
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2013-04-21 11:15:17 AM
Damn, this woman snapped or something. Maybe she's been hitting the bath salts a little harder than normal, you know, to take the edge off. Doing this once would be like, "Ok, you're farking irresponsible" but for two weeks? That's definitely in crazy-poop-mah-pants-hail-Satan territory.

And why did the kids go along with it? I was a hell-raiser at that age but even I would have been weirded out when if my mom came up to me for the fifth time saying "hey! Youwannagoshootsomecarswithmeheyheyhey?!"

I'm guessing the whole family are Neanderthals with a stupid streak.
 
2013-04-21 11:15:44 AM
Long Island, New York.
 
2013-04-21 11:16:09 AM

The Pope of Manwich Village: Wrist rockets would've been the better choice.


Fatties today don't have the muscle tone to operate one of those.
 
2013-04-21 11:17:16 AM
Morell said there must be some explanation "that we don't know about. ... She just wouldn't do something like that."

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2013-04-21 11:18:29 AM
2 things:

1) Was she hot?
2) How many of the kids friends did she screw?
 
2013-04-21 11:24:18 AM

FrancoFile: OK, what are my options here:

If the parked cars had BB guns, this wouldn't have happened!

NY Post Reports 5 Moms and 17 Kids in Custody!


CNN has confirmed reports the guns were actually AR-.177's... (?)
 
2013-04-21 11:24:57 AM

FrancoFile: OK, what are my options here:

If the parked cars had BB guns, this wouldn't have happened!

NY Post Reports 5 Moms and 17 Kids in Custody!


Nope, they need tougher legislation against BB guns.  Close the BB gun show loophole!
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-04-21 11:25:25 AM

skinink: "Morell said there must be some explanation "that we don't know about. ... She just wouldn't do something like that.""
She's from Long Island, that's explanation enough.


OK, lay off the Long Island crap dude. Wacka-wacka needs no regional causation. She snapped. From what? Time will tell.
/needs posting
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2013-04-21 11:26:31 AM

mekki: I see Psychopath Week is still in full effect. I've got my bingo card out and I'm waiting for a cannibal to make a full row.


Does it have to be an American story? Because if not, bingo.
 
2013-04-21 11:26:55 AM

SDRR: 2 things:

1) Was she hot?
2) How many of the kids friends did she screw?


Like kindred spirits, we are.
 
2013-04-21 11:27:25 AM
WAKE UP SHEEPLE! This screams false flag all the way! Here's why!

With all the recent ammo shortages, people have been talking about using air guns for practice. No one is buying BBs and pellets, so it's a good cheap way to practice until the buying frenzy calms down.
Of course, the government has caught wind of this and is trying it's hardest to fill this loophole, so they either drugged or paid off this "nice lady" and had her force these kids to shoot out windows of innocent Americans.
Now there will be calls for airgun ammo control and background checks for purchasing air guns.

It's all so obvious!
 
2013-04-21 11:29:06 AM
My husband's mom really was the "she's so wonderful, always looking out for others, best lady ever" etc. But one time there was a guy who decided to fark with her in traffic, and then made the mistake of going straight home, about 3 blocks from her house. My husband says they were all just sitting around the house when she stormed in, pissed as all hell, and said:

"Get the eggs!"

Yeah, it's a far cry from shooting out random windows with BB guns, but sometimes, the nice lady snaps.
 
2013-04-21 11:33:00 AM
I wish you honkeys would get your shiat together and end your culture of violence.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-04-21 11:34:49 AM

sno man: FrancoFile: OK, what are my options here:

If the parked cars had BB guns, this wouldn't have happened!

NY Post Reports 5 Moms and 17 Kids in Custody!

CNN has confirmed reports the guns were actually AR-.177's... (?)


Stop posting bullshiat.
 
2013-04-21 11:40:03 AM
www.creativepro.com
 
2013-04-21 11:43:38 AM

gja: sno man: FrancoFile: OK, what are my options here:

If the parked cars had BB guns, this wouldn't have happened!

NY Post Reports 5 Moms and 17 Kids in Custody!

CNN has confirmed reports the guns were actually AR-.177's... (?)

Stop posting bullshiat.


Oh lighten up.  It may not be good humour, but it's humour.

/u, are not superfluous
 
2013-04-21 11:46:37 AM
Sorry, I would not help her become a mom again. Nope. Never.

/have the daughter report back in 3 years, though.
//she can shoot my gun then
///maybe, need pics first
 
2013-04-21 11:56:49 AM

sno man: gja: sno man: FrancoFile: OK, what are my options here:

If the parked cars had BB guns, this wouldn't have happened!

NY Post Reports 5 Moms and 17 Kids in Custody!

CNN has confirmed reports the guns were actually AR-.177's... (?)

Stop posting bullshiat.

Oh lighten up.  It may not be good humour, but it's humour.

/u, are not superfluous


ice cream man! one chocolate éclair, and a bomb pop please!
 
2013-04-21 12:05:49 PM

bigbobowski: sno man: gja: sno man: FrancoFile: OK, what are my options here:

If the parked cars had BB guns, this wouldn't have happened!

NY Post Reports 5 Moms and 17 Kids in Custody!

CNN has confirmed reports the guns were actually AR-.177's... (?)

Stop posting bullshiat.

Oh lighten up.  It may not be good humour, but it's humour.

/u, are not superfluous

ice cream man! one chocolate éclair, and a bomb pop please!


no Bomb Pops today, too soon for Francis. how about a vanilla ice cream sandwich?
 
2013-04-21 12:08:38 PM
She should be a big hit at the next PTA meeting.
 
2013-04-21 12:13:27 PM

skinink: "Morell said there must be some explanation "that we don't know about. ... She just wouldn't do something like that.""
She's from Long Island, that's explanation enough.


I expected this to be from below the Bible Belt, but The Island will do as well.
 
2013-04-21 12:30:33 PM
so happy it was a white guy, you know.
 
2013-04-21 12:34:27 PM
Got a Daisy BB gun when I was 9. My dad taught me shooting skills with it. I ended up taking 2nd place in state at Camp High Sierra(Boy Scouts) in CA with a .22

It wasn't till later that I got a Crossman pump action pellet gun that I got into trouble.
 
2013-04-21 12:36:11 PM
mootpoint.wrenkin.net
/hot
 
2013-04-21 12:40:22 PM
You're supposed to give all the kids BB guns so they can shoot each other.
 
2013-04-21 12:41:05 PM

willfullyobscure: so happy it was a white guy, you know.


Glad somebody hasn't forgotten the REAL victims of racism.
 
2013-04-21 12:42:06 PM
I'm proud to say that my  quiet little beach community had Mormon 'Hummer Mom' Christine Shreve Hubbs, age 42, driving around boys to do AirSoft drive-bys from her nickname-sake Hummer in 2010.

Of course that was when she wasn't raping them, and putting her dentist husband into bankruptcy by paying for hotel rooms and their silence with goodies from BestBuy.

She was out on parole for 5 days when she was rearrested for possession of the pron and potentially cyber-bullying.
 
2013-04-21 12:47:48 PM

muck4doo: Got a Daisy BB gun when I was 9. My dad taught me shooting skills with it. I ended up taking 2nd place in state at Camp High Sierra(Boy Scouts) in CA with a .22

It wasn't till later that I got a Crossman pump action pellet gun that I got into trouble.


So much trouble that day. I was about 12 at that time, and such a mean and stupid bastard. I was walking home, and one of the neighborhood kids decided to take shots at me with his pellet gun. I ducked behind a tree, and could hear the pellets wizzing by. Made it to my house, and got  my Crossman pellet gun. Pumped it up as hard as it can go, and took shots at that kid, as well as his aunts and uncles that came out into the yard. I was mad, and insane. Cops came to my house, and i got the crap slapped out of me by them. I deserved it. I didn't nail that kid, but managed to nail his relatives coming out of the house. Pretty good i might add. I don't know how I didn't manage to spend some time in Juvenile Hall after that incident. I deserved it. I became a hippie after that.
 
2013-04-21 12:54:19 PM

Hoopy Frood: "Endangering the welfare of a child"?

You know, Ralphie didn't really shoot his eye out. He didn't even break his glasses until he stepped on them. And what was he, ten?


Buying the gun and driving these kids around so that they could do this, thereby normalizing this kind of behavior for them, is indeed "endangering the welfare of a child".

They're likely to wind up in prison.
 
2013-04-21 12:54:43 PM
Can we get a 'Long Island' fark tag?

/Grew up there
//Glad to have escaped
 
2013-04-21 12:57:33 PM

Green Scorpio: Hoopy Frood: "Endangering the welfare of a child"?

You know, Ralphie didn't really shoot his eye out. He didn't even break his glasses until he stepped on them. And what was he, ten?

Buying the gun and driving these kids around so that they could do this, thereby normalizing this kind of behavior for them, is indeed "endangering the welfare of a child".

They're likely to wind up in prison.


The gun isn't what's evil. It's the intentions behind it.
 
2013-04-21 01:03:47 PM

muck4doo: Green Scorpio: Hoopy Frood: "Endangering the welfare of a child"?

You know, Ralphie didn't really shoot his eye out. He didn't even break his glasses until he stepped on them. And what was he, ten?

Buying the gun and driving these kids around so that they could do this, thereby normalizing this kind of behavior for them, is indeed "endangering the welfare of a child".

They're likely to wind up in prison.

The gun isn't what's evil. It's the intentions behind it.


As a 12 year old with a pellet gun, I did evil things. In anger I used that pellet gun to try to get revenge, and hurt many people as I could. As a 44 year old now, I'd probably let myself get killed before making a mistake like that again.I also have a lot stronger guns now. I never want to hurt anyone ever again unless it is to protect others. Even then, it's not going to be easy for me.
 
2013-04-21 01:04:30 PM

muck4doo: Green Scorpio: Hoopy Frood: "Endangering the welfare of a child"?

You know, Ralphie didn't really shoot his eye out. He didn't even break his glasses until he stepped on them. And what was he, ten?

Buying the gun and driving these kids around so that they could do this, thereby normalizing this kind of behavior for them, is indeed "endangering the welfare of a child".

They're likely to wind up in prison.

The gun isn't what's evil. It's the intentions behind it.


i'm not sure i ever blamed the gun, but you're right. The intentions of "mom" * (making her kids think that is BS is normal) are evil.

* loose term - see my original post
 
2013-04-21 01:07:44 PM

muck4doo: muck4doo: Green Scorpio: Hoopy Frood: "Endangering the welfare of a child"?

You know, Ralphie didn't really shoot his eye out. He didn't even break his glasses until he stepped on them. And what was he, ten?

Buying the gun and driving these kids around so that they could do this, thereby normalizing this kind of behavior for them, is indeed "endangering the welfare of a child".

They're likely to wind up in prison.

The gun isn't what's evil. It's the intentions behind it.

As a 12 year old with a pellet gun, I did evil things. In anger I used that pellet gun to try to get revenge, and hurt many people as I could. As a 44 year old now, I'd probably let myself get killed before making a mistake like that again.I also have a lot stronger guns now. I never want to hurt anyone ever again unless it is to protect others. Even then, it's not going to be easy for me.


As 12 year old, did you ever have your dad even condone such behavior, much less assist in your committing it?
 
2013-04-21 01:16:31 PM

WhippingBoy: ZAZ: Weird thing for a 40+ woman to do. Did somebody from that town break her cell phone?

You don't know many 40+ women, do you? When they hit 40, they seem to mentally regress to a 14-year old version of themselves.


That's a fact.
 
2013-04-21 01:17:39 PM

Green Scorpio: muck4doo: muck4doo: Green Scorpio: Hoopy Frood: "Endangering the welfare of a child"?

You know, Ralphie didn't really shoot his eye out. He didn't even break his glasses until he stepped on them. And what was he, ten?

Buying the gun and driving these kids around so that they could do this, thereby normalizing this kind of behavior for them, is indeed "endangering the welfare of a child".

They're likely to wind up in prison.

The gun isn't what's evil. It's the intentions behind it.

As a 12 year old with a pellet gun, I did evil things. In anger I used that pellet gun to try to get revenge, and hurt many people as I could. As a 44 year old now, I'd probably let myself get killed before making a mistake like that again.I also have a lot stronger guns now. I never want to hurt anyone ever again unless it is to protect others. Even then, it's not going to be easy for me.

As 12 year old, did you ever have your dad even condone such behavior, much less assist in your committing it?


No. He was military. I did my stupidity on my own. The only reason charges weren't pressed is because the aunts and uncles were here illegally from what I later found out, and didn't want to get themselves involved in the court system. I saw the wounds i gave them though, and that will always haunt me. Just a pellet gun? Bullshiat, those things can do a lot of damage. I will always have to live with what I did. I wish I could take that entire day back even over 30 years later.
 
2013-04-21 01:21:08 PM

DeadBaby: Damn, this woman snapped or something. Maybe she's been hitting the bath salts a little harder than normal, you know, to take the edge off. Doing this once would be like, "Ok, you're farking irresponsible" but for two weeks? That's definitely in crazy-poop-mah-pants-hail-Satan territory.

And why did the kids go along with it? I was a hell-raiser at that age but even I would have been weirded out when if my mom came up to me for the fifth time saying "hey! Youwannagoshootsomecarswithmeheyheyhey?!"

I'm guessing the whole family are Neanderthals with a stupid streak.


I had a friend whose mom supplied the eggs on halloween. I did not go egging.
 
2013-04-21 01:25:16 PM
holy crap get that fattie some meth so she can lose some weight.
 
2013-04-21 01:27:00 PM

maxandgrinch: I'm proud to say that my  quiet little beach community had Mormon 'Hummer Mom' Christine Shreve Hubbs, age 42, driving around boys to do AirSoft drive-bys from her nickname-sake Hummer in 2010.

Of course that was when she wasn't raping them, and putting her dentist husband into bankruptcy by paying for hotel rooms and their silence with goodies from BestBuy.

She was out on parole for 5 days when she was rearrested for possession of the pron and potentially cyber-bullying.


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What a deadbeat.
 
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