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(Google)   Kim Jong Un moves two more missile launchers to coast. Posts ads on craigslist, Indeed and Monster seeking PR agent capable of getting him back in the news   (google.com) divider line 92
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2013-04-21 10:07:24 AM
I'm shocked-SHOCKED-that Best Korea's fervent trolling continues....
 
2013-04-21 10:10:05 AM
"NO NO FORGET THE BOMBINGS PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
 
2013-04-21 10:17:56 AM
Awwww, someone is feeling left out.
 
2013-04-21 10:27:03 AM
who?
 
2013-04-21 10:28:57 AM
I like a good BK mocking thread as much as the next person, but it is difficult to work up any enthusiasm for it at this point, we've moved on to other things.
 
2013-04-21 10:29:44 AM
Aw, look who's feeling ignored. It's cute.
 
2013-04-21 10:29:55 AM
Our missles are bigger than his missles
 
2013-04-21 10:31:53 AM
Yes, move the missile launchers to the coast.  We can use them as target practice.

encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2013-04-21 10:34:32 AM
    Send us the head of Dennis Rodman in a bucket of kimchi...and we'll see what we can do.
 
2013-04-21 10:36:28 AM
When an Elvis impersonator mailing ricin to the President is pushed out of the news by other stories, you don't have much of a shot, Lil Kim
 
2013-04-21 10:36:40 AM

Deep Contact: Our missles are bigger than his missles


That's the underlying cause of all this, isn't it? We should really hire a professional to come to his place and reassure him that his missiles are a good size and that we're really lying about the size of our missiles.
 
2013-04-21 10:38:25 AM
Well... things must be finally getting back to normal.

Back to batshiat insane little fat Kim and regular old gunshots now.
 
2013-04-21 10:38:49 AM
Ok, maybe my English is worse than I thought, but subby, what the fark is an "Indeed?"

/or is this some joke that went right over my head?
 
2013-04-21 10:41:52 AM

Gaddiel: Ok, maybe my English is worse than I thought, but subby, what the fark is an "Indeed?"

/or is this some joke that went right over my head?


Indeed is another site for job seekers.
 
2013-04-21 10:42:04 AM
Attention "News" Media.
This is not funny and is not working for ya.

Go find a dog fight to report.

/or anything newsy, but not this crap
 
2013-04-21 10:43:16 AM

KarmicDisaster: I like a good BK mocking thread as much as the next person, but it is difficult to work up any enthusiasm for it at this point, we've moved on to other things.


That's probably an even bigger insult to him than anything we're doing with our military.

WHAT UN EXPECTED: "All right, all right, we'll give you some food if you shut up."
WHAT UN GOT: "No. Fark you, fark you, fark you, fark you, fark you, and did we mention fark you; we have had it up to here with your shiat-- hang on, hold that thought; we need to go deal with an ACTUAL problem."
 
2013-04-21 10:44:43 AM
Are his missiles pointy?
 
2013-04-21 10:45:32 AM

RedPhoenix122: Yes, move the missile launchers to the coast.  We can use them as target practice.

[encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 267x188]


You do realize that none of those national penis extensions are still in service, don't you?

The dreadnought battleship - a terrible idea at its inception and completely ineffective at its designed purpose, ending up relegated to a field artillery platform because we'd spent so goddam much on them.

Mahan and Fisher should have been told to go fark themselves.
 
2013-04-21 10:48:25 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-21 10:52:55 AM

CheatCommando: RedPhoenix122: Yes, move the missile launchers to the coast.  We can use them as target practice.

[encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 267x188]

You do realize that none of those national penis extensions are still in service, don't you?

The dreadnought battleship - a terrible idea at its inception and completely ineffective at its designed purpose, ending up relegated to a field artillery platform because we'd spent so goddam much on them.

Mahan and Fisher should have been told to go fark themselves.


Meh, was one of the better pictures a GIS came up with, and I didn't care enough to search for 10 mins.
 
2013-04-21 10:53:30 AM

AcesFull: Send us the head of Dennis Rodman in a bucket of kimchi...and we'll see what we can do.


Are you mad? A feast like that can feed a North Korean family for a week!
 
2013-04-21 10:56:07 AM
Kim Jong who?
 
2013-04-21 10:56:37 AM

Mugato: Deep Contact: Our missles are bigger than his missles

That's the underlying cause of all this, isn't it? We should really hire a professional to come to his place and reassure him that his missiles are a good size and that we're really lying about the size of our missiles.


They always say it's not the size of the missle, it's how it's used that counts.
 
2013-04-21 10:57:06 AM

Gaddiel: Ok, maybe my English is worse than I thought, but subby, what the fark is an "Indeed?"

/or is this some joke that went right over my head?


Indeed.com is a job search engine
 
2013-04-21 10:59:01 AM
And I moved my cereal to a different cupboard.. Just about as threatening.
 
2013-04-21 10:59:55 AM
www.nedhardy.com
 
2013-04-21 11:02:39 AM
I think we've moved into the "just ignore them" phase of dealing with North Korea.

I mean, obviously, the military in that region should remain on high alert, but diplomatically/politically, don't say shiat.  It's like that moment in a Fark Politics tab when you've responded to the same troll 7 times ad yu realize "Well, this is a total farking waste of time" and you close the tab Fark is in and go back to Redtube.
 
2013-04-21 11:05:22 AM
Dear  Kim Jong Un-believably Stupid,

We have had a busy week over here and we feel that it is only fair to warn you that our fuse is about as short as you little pecker at this point. Go ahead and do one farking thing to provoke us ...go ahead, we double-dog dare you.

Sincerely,

America
 
2013-04-21 11:07:47 AM
POST CARD FROM mediocre KOREA
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2013-04-21 11:08:00 AM
Best Korean leader said "I will not stop the nuclear threats until CBS allows me to play the character of Han Lee in Two Broke Girls".
 
2013-04-21 11:10:13 AM
hollywoodhatesme.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-04-21 11:16:13 AM
MOBIRIZE MISSER RAUNCHERS!

www.danefield.com
 
2013-04-21 11:16:59 AM
Hey, Kim, you might want to send  Drew an email -- pretty soon about the only way your "threats" a going to keep making Fark's front page is if they end with (Featured Partner)


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Of course, there's that other option to keep making headlines:

i181.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-21 11:22:06 AM

Evil High Priest: And I moved my cereal to a different cupboard.. Just about as threatening.


You MONSTER
 
2013-04-21 11:27:42 AM
Was listening to Pacifica radio the other day and they had some NK sympathizer "expert" saying we were the provocaturs, and that NK shelled that island because SK shelled some empty ocean.. So Totally appropriate response.... And that there was never an independent investigation that he liked of that ship sinking, so you know you can't blame that on NK....
i like diverity of opinon as much as anyone, but really KPFA? White Knighting Kim Jong Un? Even in Berkley that's going to come across as trolling.
 
2013-04-21 11:28:58 AM
Wait, wait, I think we're all overlooking the most important thing here: people actually post serious job opportunities on Craigslist?
 
2013-04-21 11:32:36 AM

stratagos: Evil High Priest: And I moved my cereal to a different cupboard.. Just about as threatening.

You MONSTER


NO BLOOD FOR CORNFLAKES!!!
 
2013-04-21 11:33:34 AM
imageshack.us
Reposted/
Because I just don't have the time for this little man anymore.

Dear China,
It is time you did something about this pimple.
Every day this continues makes you look like fools.
If you want to be a global power, you should start by sweeping your front step.
tine
 
2013-04-21 11:34:00 AM
Awwww, it sounds like somebody needs a hug.
 
2013-04-21 11:34:13 AM
Also obligatory:

i182.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-21 11:36:10 AM

stratagos: Evil High Priest: And I moved my cereal to a different cupboard.. Just about as threatening.

You MONSTER


I've reported him.
 
2013-04-21 11:41:49 AM

CheatCommando: The dreadnought battleship - a terrible idea at its inception and completely ineffective at its designed purpose,


What are you thinking its 'designed purpose' was?
 
2013-04-21 11:43:06 AM

lifeboat: stratagos: Evil High Priest: And I moved my cereal to a different cupboard.. Just about as threatening.

You MONSTER

I've reported him.


He'll end up bloody in a boat.
 
2013-04-21 11:48:23 AM
CheatCommando:

Mahan and Fisher should have been told to go fark themselves.

That;'s because they didn't think of the aircraft carrier.

Airplanes were still an experimental concept.
 
2013-04-21 11:49:05 AM
                             i812.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-21 11:50:36 AM

RedPhoenix122: Yes, move the missile launchers to the coast.  We can use them as target practice.

[encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 267x188]


Small thought, he claims to be able to reach the US with these missiles. But FIRST, he must move them a hundred miles East.. Just to be sure.
 
2013-04-21 11:51:34 AM

Mojongo: [i812.photobucket.com image 475x316]


Carnival Cruiser..
 
2013-04-21 11:56:28 AM

DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: CheatCommando: The dreadnought battleship - a terrible idea at its inception and completely ineffective at its designed purpose,

What are you thinking its 'designed purpose' was?


To guarantee control of the sea. Since they did bupkis against uboats, they were obsolete shortly after designed. Aircraft only made it worse.
 
2013-04-21 11:57:10 AM

MindStalker: Small thought, he claims to be able to reach the US with these missiles. But FIRST, he must move them a hundred miles East.. Just to be sure.


To give you an idea of scale, we can go to the moon with our missiles.
 
2013-04-21 12:02:59 PM
i301.photobucket.com
 
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