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(CTV News)   59-year-old Russian takes his walker out in space, tells you to get off his AstroTurf   (ctvnews.ca) divider line 26
    More: Cool, Russians, space walks, International Space Station, Russian cosmonauts, history of science, Mir, Chris Hadfield, Hubble Space Telescope  
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2298 clicks; posted to Geek » on 21 Apr 2013 at 1:15 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-04-21 02:01:18 AM
So, quidditch it is then.
 
2013-04-21 02:08:28 AM
This could be a wasted green, so lets change the topic to a discussion on the theoretical size of Batman's nipples (or testicles). Your pick. Penis jokes not allowed because we all know that bats have very demure prodding apendages.
 
2013-04-21 02:11:06 AM
And bats are knows to drink their own pee. That is just phew!!!!!
 
2013-04-21 02:15:45 AM
The "urine in this this thread"  jokes are going to pour in any minute now. I can just feel them showering in. A golden opportunity for all to shine like gold.
 
2013-04-21 02:39:25 AM
The anticipation of a gay all time is drowning my emotions...
 
2013-04-21 02:39:25 AM

avanti: so lets change the topic to a discussion on the theoretical size of Batman's nipples


I bet they're like Kendra's: grown together so now they look like the MasterCard logo.

images.tvrage.com
 
2013-04-21 02:40:51 AM
wheel of fortune anyone?
 
2013-04-21 02:42:27 AM

eraser8: avanti: so lets change the topic to a discussion on the theoretical size of Batman's nipples

I bet they're like Kendra's: grown together so now they look like the MasterCard logo.

[images.tvrage.com image 320x188]


Holy Batman nipples, funny
!
 
2013-04-21 02:44:20 AM
And there I was, thinking of Batman nipples all alone ...

//the Universe is full of wonders (as is the internet)...
 
2013-04-21 02:49:25 AM
Almost willing to bet that my bottle of 40 oz Wyborowa will last longer than the Fark collective before 3 AM Mountain Time, :)
 
2013-04-21 03:03:07 AM
The 40oz wins. Good night all.
 
2013-04-21 03:09:00 AM
i.imgur.com

Impressed.
/too obscure, sadly
 
2013-04-21 03:18:22 AM
It was a bet stacked in my favour. I never said how full the 40oz bottle was to begin with :)

//Really off to sleep now. Have a great day all!
 
2013-04-21 05:15:27 AM
Most people don't threadshiat when they're alone in the thread... just sayin'.

Anyway, the article is written terrible, and the author should feel bad... but the headline missed out on the most awesome part of all this:
"Romanenko, 41, is a second-generation spaceman who's following in his father's bootsteps."

We now have second-generation Cosmonauts.  That's awesome.
 
2013-04-21 05:47:30 AM
5 years younger than that cosmonaut and will never, ever do anything so awesome in my remaining lifetime.  I am extremely jealous.

/You go, spaceman!
 
2013-04-21 05:49:21 AM
meh...probably should read "anything as awesome"
 
2013-04-21 08:41:36 AM
If dude actually had a walker with him that would have been beyond funny.  I noticed the Kerbal Space Program forums are finally back to life again, but its still missing a crapload of posts that were made between that backup and the restore.  I'm betting their IT guy is learning a very very harsh less about redundancy and contingency plans, oh and occasionally testing your backups :P

/Today I am aiming to land something on the Mun without blowing it up, i have failed 6 times so far but perhaps this 7th...
 
2013-04-21 08:47:47 AM

Pichu0102: Impressed.
/too obscure, sadly


Good anime but I am getting sick of recaps damn it.
 
2013-04-21 09:31:07 AM

BumpInTheNight: If dude actually had a walker with him that would have been beyond funny.  I noticed the Kerbal Space Program forums are finally back to life again, but its still missing a crapload of posts that were made between that backup and the restore.  I'm betting their IT guy is learning a very very harsh less about redundancy and contingency plans, oh and occasionally testing your backups :P

/Today I am aiming to land something on the Mun without blowing it up, i have failed 6 times so far but perhaps this 7th...


They leaked a shot of him when the whole thing went Tango Uniform:

t.qkme.me
 
2013-04-21 09:48:11 AM
He's 59 you idiot. Not 159. What kind of f*cking intellectually stunted moron are you subby?
 
2013-04-21 11:34:21 AM

indarwinsshadow: He's 59 you idiot. Not 159. What kind of f*cking intellectually stunted moron are you subby?


I was thinking the same thing. I'm about half that, but if we're calling 59 "old" that makes me sad. It's not even retirement age. Hell... some people are at their prime in their profession at that age.
 
2013-04-21 11:53:33 AM

indarwinsshadow: He's 59 you idiot. Not 159. What kind of f*cking intellectually stunted moron are you subby?


Subby's probably just young, I'm guessing 11 years old.
 
2013-04-21 04:05:04 PM
that old space fart.
 
2013-04-21 08:14:15 PM

jonny_q: indarwinsshadow: He's 59 you idiot. Not 159. What kind of f*cking intellectually stunted moron are you subby?

I was thinking the same thing. I'm about half that, but if we're calling 59 "old" that makes me sad. It's not even retirement age. Hell... some people are at their prime in their profession at that age.


Old for what is the question. For example, Roger Moore is the oldest person to play James Bond since he filmed A View to a Kill at age 57.
 
2013-04-21 08:15:02 PM
3d printing
 
2013-04-21 10:15:16 PM
media.al.com

Oldest in space (77yrs) and longest gap between space flights (36 years).John Glenn probably would have done a space walk if offered.
 
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