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(The Smoking Gun)   Have you ever wondered if someone can have muffin top of the neck? Don't worry, this week's Mugshot Roundup is here with an answer   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 77
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2013-04-20 09:41:24 PM  
Once the starring roles in movies came to an end, it was a quick descent into crime for the Wolfman.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-20 10:37:56 PM  
That's not the Mugshot Roundup I was expecting.
 
2013-04-20 10:50:51 PM  
i1048.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-20 11:12:34 PM  
Is 7 wearing a manzier?
 
2013-04-20 11:13:55 PM  
What did I just see?  Some of these defy classification.
 
2013-04-20 11:14:46 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-04-20 11:15:13 PM  
This week's roundup should be the first in a long time where no one will post "bathe her and bring her to my chambers".

/ but since this is Fark, you never know....
 
2013-04-20 11:15:36 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

In other crimes, someone was desperate enough to pay for this.
 
2013-04-20 11:15:56 PM  

Notabunny: Is 7 wearing a manzier?


Looks that way.
 
2013-04-20 11:16:40 PM  

Gyrfalcon: [i.cdn.turner.com image 500x625]

In other crimes, someone was desperate enough to pay for this.


"She's" got a hell of a five o' clock shadow
 
2013-04-20 11:17:01 PM  
I'll take number 3 and number 6. They look nice, hot and crazy.
 
2013-04-20 11:17:01 PM  

reported: This week's roundup should be the first in a long time where no one will post "bathe her and bring her to my chambers".

/ but since this is Fark, you never know....


I bet #3 cleans up nice.
 
2013-04-20 11:17:11 PM  
Who in their right mind would pay number 13 for sex? Even if you have a tranny or cross dressing fetish he simply fails at even trying to provide that experience.
 
2013-04-20 11:19:04 PM  
They done cut my head off and put it back on.
i.cdn.turner.com
 
2013-04-20 11:19:47 PM  

reported: This week's roundup should be the first in a long time where no one will post "bathe her and bring her to my chambers".

/ but since this is Fark, you never know....


The closest to getting that would be #3 and #6.
 
2013-04-20 11:23:32 PM  
sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2013-04-20 11:26:37 PM  
and with no collar. most impressive. i can do it WITH the wrong  collared shirt, but not just rocking around on my own.
 
2013-04-20 11:27:10 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com
biatch, swerve.
 
2013-04-20 11:27:46 PM  
Is this Katy or Zooey. I get them confused, especially without the makeup.

i.cdn.turner.com
 
2013-04-20 11:28:14 PM  
Is it just me or does that site have the most frustrating navigation evar?
 
2013-04-20 11:28:54 PM  

dletter: reported: This week's roundup should be the first in a long time where no one will post "bathe her and bring her to my chambers".

/ but since this is Fark, you never know....

The closest to getting that would be #3 and #6.


3, 6*, and 11 are all rather attractive.

*I'm assuming 6 was making a face and doesn't look like that all the time.
 
2013-04-20 11:30:01 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

Arrested for failure to comply with a court order.

Now does that look like someone who would fail to comply with an order?

/yes
 
2013-04-20 11:30:51 PM  
Can someone do that thing where they put all the mugshots on one page?
 
2013-04-20 11:31:05 PM  
no love for #4?
 
2013-04-20 11:34:03 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-20 11:34:50 PM  
#13 is one Photoshop away from Jar Jar Binks
 
2013-04-20 11:34:57 PM  

Bane of Broone: [i.cdn.turner.com image 600x756]
biatch, swerve.


I thought of McKayla Maroney.
 
2013-04-20 11:39:54 PM  

Gyrfalcon: [i.cdn.turner.com image 500x625]

In other crimes, someone was desperate enough to pay for this.


Choose a hole, 5 to choose from
 
2013-04-20 11:42:04 PM  
i.imgur.com

Here's a version of her, making an offer to Quad:
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-20 11:42:07 PM  

fat boy: Gyrfalcon: [i.cdn.turner.com image 500x625]

In other crimes, someone was desperate enough to pay for this.

Choose a hole, 5 to choose from


Well, perhaps only 4
 
2013-04-20 11:46:03 PM  

LesserEvil: [i.imgur.com image 600x756]

Here's a version of her, making an offer to Quad:
[i.imgur.com image 600x756]


Stark Improvement Over the Original
 
2013-04-20 11:48:24 PM  

Gyrfalcon: [i.cdn.turner.com image 500x625]

In other crimes, someone was desperate enough to pay for this.


That, or he (she?) met a cop his (her?) very first time out.

/It could happen
//To an unlucky prostitute of indeterminate gender identity.
 
2013-04-20 11:58:30 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com
i50.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-21 12:01:08 AM  
Duck lips in mugshots?
 
2013-04-21 12:01:31 AM  
 
2013-04-21 12:02:39 AM  
I'm trying to imagine what this chest looks like, and I'll I'm getting is manatee images
i.cdn.turner.com
 
2013-04-21 12:04:49 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-21 12:08:54 AM  

Podmore: I'm trying to imagine what this chest looks like, and I'll I'm getting is manatee images
[i.cdn.turner.com image 500x625]


Looks like Natalie Maines has let herself go.
 
2013-04-21 12:09:21 AM  

fat boy: fat boy: Gyrfalcon: [i.cdn.turner.com image 500x625]

In other crimes, someone was desperate enough to pay for this.

Choose a hole, 5 to choose from

Well, perhaps only 4


Dear god, I hope only 4.

(which was the other one you were thinking of????)
 
2013-04-21 12:17:27 AM  
s21.postimg.org

Yes, I'm 12
 
909
2013-04-21 12:19:31 AM  
Surely I'm not the only one who scrolled down on #15? twice?

\ is i?
 
2013-04-21 12:30:39 AM  
s4.postimg.org
 
2013-04-21 12:34:11 AM  
Quaid, start the reactor!

i.cdn.turner.com
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-21 12:36:13 AM  

Podmore: I'm trying to imagine what this chest looks like, and I'll I'm getting is manatee images
[i.cdn.turner.com image 500x625]


I thought someone had already used blur and smudge tools
 
2013-04-21 12:40:06 AM  
s23.postimg.org
 
2013-04-21 12:55:22 AM  
s18.postimg.org
 
2013-04-21 01:08:55 AM  
Threads like this make me happy I never followed through on my minor desire to be a cop
 
2013-04-21 01:10:39 AM  

Gyrfalcon: fat boy: fat boy: Gyrfalcon: [i.cdn.turner.com image 500x625]

In other crimes, someone was desperate enough to pay for this.

Choose a hole, 5 to choose from

Well, perhaps only 4

Dear god, I hope only 4.

(which was the other one you were thinking of????)


Depends, pre-op, or, post-op.
 
2013-04-21 01:14:12 AM  
*sigh*
Pop her zits
Bathe her
/you know the drill
 
2013-04-21 01:15:13 AM  

fusillade762: [i.cdn.turner.com image 600x750]

Arrested for failure to comply with a court order.

Now does that look like someone who would fail to comply with an order?

/yes


I order you into the kitchen to make me a sammich.
 
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