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2013-04-20 08:04:59 PM  
5 votes:
This is why we can't have nice things, people.
2013-04-20 09:15:47 PM  
4 votes:
cops as agent provocateurs?

more likely than you think.
2013-04-20 08:04:50 PM  
4 votes:
oh for farks sake,
2013-04-20 08:08:42 PM  
3 votes:
Dammit! If there is one day of he year people should chill and get along, it's 4/20, Weed Day.

And at a weed rally of all places! Sure, you expect this kind of thing at a hip hop show, but at a weed rally?!?!

Get your shiat together America and love your fellow man for one day!
2013-04-20 08:07:24 PM  
3 votes:
IS IT FARKING SUNDAY YET???
2013-04-20 09:31:34 PM  
2 votes:
DAYS WITHOUT AN INCIDENT: 0
2013-04-20 08:57:08 PM  
2 votes:
For fark's sake, America, can you do ANYTHING without goddamn guns?
2013-04-20 08:49:53 PM  
2 votes:

Notabunny: I bet those stoner libs wish they had an AR-15 now

a world that wasn't so full of shiat violent.
2013-04-20 08:46:33 PM  
2 votes:

tenpoundsofcheese: More violence from potheads.

this week it was bomber #2 and now this.

how is that paranoia inducing drug working out for you?  Not so good this week.


Yeah - but if we ban everything that makes people paranoid, we have to ban AM talk radio, Fox News, the NRA - the list goes on and on, and it's best to stay off that slippery slope.
2013-04-20 08:42:29 PM  
2 votes:

Bill_Wick's_Friend: ...and Mr Peanut being shot in the street by a helicopter on his chest.

This guy really has it in for the big dancing legume.


The asshole in that pic was convicted of murdering a rival gang member ("peanut"). The idiot was caught because he was stupid enough to have the crime scene tattooed on his chest.

/it happened in my hometown. :(
//the motel that appears on AC/DC's Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap album is across the street
2013-04-20 08:27:03 PM  
2 votes:

Eeek: Barbecue Bob, does that gang member have a tattoo of himself beating up the Mr. Peanut guy?


Not really a beating.  I think he's stabbing Mr Peanut.

That's the kind of ink that gangbangers with severe peanut allergies get.

(also they hold their epi-pens sideways when they shoot)
2013-04-20 08:25:13 PM  
2 votes:
It's almost definitely been said by now, but it bears repeating more than anything else I've ever seen:  FARK. THIS. WEEK.
2013-04-20 08:22:34 PM  
2 votes:

raptusregaliter: Goddammit. Just one day...


You live in a country that is obsessed with guns. Get used to it. This shiat is going to start happening every day.
2013-04-20 08:19:30 PM  
2 votes:

p4p3rm4t3: False flag!

/amidoinitrite?


Alex Jones must have one seriously chaffed dick this week.
2013-04-20 08:14:11 PM  
2 votes:
Pot has a lot of problems.  It can really mess your life up.  However, I have never seen a news where someone smoking pot started shooting the place up.  It's just not kind of drug.
2013-04-20 08:09:58 PM  
2 votes:
What kind of idiot brings a gun to a festival in the park?
2013-04-20 08:07:57 PM  
2 votes:
Two people shot with non-life-threatening injuries and this is a newsflash? This happens every ten minutes in <insert major city here>.
2013-04-20 08:05:48 PM  
2 votes:
What the fark is wrong with people?
2013-04-20 08:03:44 PM  
2 votes:
tea party
2013-04-21 11:45:06 AM  
1 votes:

Nemo's Brother: Barbecue Bob: Just rode my bike past there a few hours ago.
All Hippies and some gangbangers. Take a guess which ones probably did the shooting?

The democrats?


lol... that's funny because both the gangbangers and the hippies are likely to vote democrat...

/not joking
2013-04-20 10:52:59 PM  
1 votes:

thisisyourbrainonFark: TsukasaK: thisisyourbrainonFark:

[extraordinaryintelligence.com image 850x566]

Is that the horse out front of DIA? That thing always gave me the jibblies.

Yeah. Killed its creator.


Have you been inside DIA? Some of the ' art' there is kinda creepy!!
2013-04-20 10:36:23 PM  
1 votes:

TsukasaK: thisisyourbrainonFark:

[extraordinaryintelligence.com image 850x566]

Is that the horse out front of DIA? That thing always gave me the jibblies.


Yeah. Killed its creator.
2013-04-20 10:13:38 PM  
1 votes:
maybe this is the elephant:

April 20-21, 2013, Colorado. Militia Training. Paramilitary training organized by Colorado's 1st Mountain Division, a militia group
2013-04-20 09:29:08 PM  
1 votes:
And yet on HLN: Mystery Detectives.
CNN: Buddhist customs (NTTAWWT)
CNBC: Suze Orman
MSNBC: Leslie West talking about Wace '93
Fox: Talking heads
2013-04-20 09:26:04 PM  
1 votes:
good week for blacks and muslims......
2013-04-20 09:25:43 PM  
1 votes:

tenpoundsofcheese: luxup: tenpoundsofcheese: Mrbogey: Ravage: What's the over/under on this being a legally purchased weapon from a gun show by someone that would not have passed a background check?

If you can't pass a background check you're not legally allowed to buy a gun.

shhhh, people who are so afraid of guns get scared when you show them facts.
those are even scarier to them.

Shhh, people who are so afraid of the boogieman taking away their guns when people talk sensibly get batshiat crazy.

what is sensible about a person who doesn't know wtf background checks and gun shows are about?
People just make shiat up because they are so afraid of guns.


I don't know.  What is sensible about not requiring increased background checks and a mental health review?  But what the heck...Whoop-de-doo right?  Here you go, I'm sure you will love this guy:

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/thu-april-18-2013/gun-control-whoo p- de-doo

So like I said...BAT-SHIAT-CRAZY!
2013-04-20 09:14:30 PM  
1 votes:

tenpoundsofcheese: I seem to remember there was another shooter in Colorado who was a pothead.


That's a dirty lie - John Denver never shot anybody!
2013-04-20 09:14:24 PM  
1 votes:

tenpoundsofcheese: luxup: #2 stopped smoking about a year ago.

citation that he stopped smoking?


It's from the Daily News.  I read it other places during the day but I just grabbed something quick for you...

"I was just shocked," Glasby said after hearing his friend was identified as the alleged bomber. "Shocked is the word for it. I did note expect it. This was out of nowhere."

Tsarnaev enjoyed playing intramural soccer and soccer video games, listening to hip-hop and using marijuana, although he said he had stopped smoking this year, Glasby said"

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/dzhokhar-tsarnaev-partied-gym- da ys-bombing-article-1.1322828

This one says this year but I read or heard a report that said last year.  Either way I believe it's clear that we should ban the non-smoking of pot.
2013-04-20 09:13:39 PM  
1 votes:
I see what you did there, Mr.(Miss, Mrs) AP Writer

i.imgur.com
2013-04-20 09:06:20 PM  
1 votes:

Prodigy AK: andychrist420: Prodigy AK: try and to find a reliable witness for this one!

sorry, pet peeve

feel better now?


yup.  happy to help.
2013-04-20 09:04:14 PM  
1 votes:
Can we just stop for a few farking days? Godammit people.
2013-04-20 09:04:09 PM  
1 votes:

Lorelle: Bill_Wick's_Friend: ...and Mr Peanut being shot in the street by a helicopter on his chest.

This guy really has it in for the big dancing legume.

The asshole in that pic was convicted of murdering a rival gang member ("peanut"). The idiot was caught because he was stupid enough to have the crime scene tattooed on his chest.

/it happened in my hometown. :(
//the motel that appears on AC/DC's Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap album is across the street


"Garcia's tattoo shows a helicopter shooting a "Mr. Peanut" in front of a liquor store. Investigators said Garcia's gang moniker is "Chopper," and Juarez's gang, Pico Nuevo, is insultingly referred to as "peanuts" by Rivera 13 members. "

Oh, well that makes sense now. I though a guy in a Mr. Peanut costume raped his mom or something.
2013-04-20 09:03:49 PM  
1 votes:
#2 stopped smoking about a year ago.  According to the reports that are coming in that's just about the time he stopped hanging out with friends and started to go all terroristy it seems.

So keep the world safe and smoke em if you got em!
2013-04-20 09:03:19 PM  
1 votes:
Oh and forgot to say glad our brother stoner farkers that were there are ok.
2013-04-20 08:57:39 PM  
1 votes:
2013-04-20 08:48:55 PM  
1 votes:

Silly Jesus: They have probably already turned in their guns because criminals aren't allowed to have weapons.


They were only asked to turn in their high capacity magazines.
As long as fewer than ten bullets were fired between reloads, its legitimate gun violence.

/The nations been flooded with guns from the start, but its a problem now?
/Maybe it isn't the problem...
2013-04-20 08:47:30 PM  
1 votes:
www.recreati.com
2013-04-20 08:44:39 PM  
1 votes:
Right now, I'm just really angry. The image of a woman running and pushing a sick man in a wheelchair will never go away. Fark, there were a lot of gross people, but there were elderly, handicapped and ill. If you're gonna kill someone, do it on your own time, away from large crowds. Ugh...
2013-04-20 08:44:37 PM  
1 votes:
More violence from potheads.

this week it was bomber #2 and now this.

how is that paranoia inducing drug working out for you?  Not so good this week.
2013-04-20 08:43:00 PM  
1 votes:
Good thing Colorado just cracked down on gun violence with those new laws and such.
2013-04-20 08:39:04 PM  
1 votes:

Galileo's Daughter: Bathia_Mapes: Galileo's Daughter: Jeep2011: Great, now I have beer sinuses and beer all over my keyboard but at least it still works. Inhaling beer is  the new way to get drunk.

What are beer sinuses?

Ever had milk or soda shoot out your nose because you laughed too hard and inhaled whatever you were drinking?

No.


Soda burns like you wouldn't believe. Damned carbonation!
2013-04-20 08:37:25 PM  
1 votes:
If no one has suggested that those crazy superlibs get some AR-15's to shoot down those Islamofascist bullets being shot at them then I'd like to be the first.
2013-04-20 08:37:18 PM  
1 votes:

Galileo's Daughter: Bathia_Mapes: Galileo's Daughter: Jeep2011: Great, now I have beer sinuses and beer all over my keyboard but at least it still works. Inhaling beer is  the new way to get drunk.

What are beer sinuses?

Ever had milk or soda shoot out your nose because you laughed too hard and inhaled whatever you were drinking?

No.


I am very sorry you have not had that much happiness in your life.
2013-04-20 08:36:45 PM  
1 votes:

Flying Lasagna Monster: lol, black people


Yeah - if they was civilized, like us white folks, they'd use pressure cookers fulla nails.
2013-04-20 08:34:34 PM  
1 votes:
WTF is up with this week?! F*ck it, I'm going back to sleep.

/Was in the ER last night. Trying to catch up on lost sleep.
2013-04-20 08:31:19 PM  
1 votes:

spentmiles: Not a great week for people with a massive herd mentality.  If you think about it, though, you don't really need to run along side thirty or forty thousand other people.  You can just go running by yourself, through pastures, up streams, over mountains, up toward the sky and then down again to the water.  And really, you don't need to get together with thousands, hundreds, or even tens of people to enjoy marijuana.  In fact, just being by yourself without pouring pollutants down your windpipe would probably be even better for your heart and mind.

Why do people feel the need to clog together, like tangled hairs in a drain?  Seems like a mental illness - which makes sense when you consider the bad people such events attract.


Because humans are social animals. Hence why we invented faster and easier methods of spouting our own idiocy to the world than getting together.
2013-04-20 08:31:00 PM  
1 votes:
we are truly are living in...(sunglasses)...HIGH TIMES
2013-04-20 08:29:08 PM  
1 votes:

Civil_War2_Time: Surely productivity will go up at several workplaces Monday, if these losers even had/have jobs.


Hell, 1/3rd of them are lawyers.  They always have the best stuff.
2013-04-20 08:27:12 PM  
1 votes:
lol, black people
2013-04-20 08:26:32 PM  
1 votes:
Radical Left-Wing Domestic Terrorist.
2013-04-20 08:22:26 PM  
1 votes:
Farkin gangbangers. Don't shiat where you eat guys.
2013-04-20 08:21:54 PM  
1 votes:
FTA: "Police tweeted ..."

i.imgur.com
2013-04-20 08:20:00 PM  
1 votes:
You guys, you're supposed to chillax after you do the pot.
2013-04-20 08:19:56 PM  
1 votes:
False Flag! Two hoods hired or given a pass by local PD to stir up resentment because LEOs mad about losing one of their most profitable crimes.
2013-04-20 08:19:32 PM  
1 votes:

Galileo's Daughter: Jeep2011: Great, now I have beer sinuses and beer all over my keyboard but at least it still works. Inhaling beer is  the new way to get drunk.

What are beer sinuses?


When you are drinking beer, you laugh out loud because of a farked  up crack someone made, and your sinuses seem like they are filled with beer. I hear it is an occupational hazard for brewers of beer.
2013-04-20 08:19:29 PM  
1 votes:
2.bp.blogspot.com

Guns Guns Guns
2013-04-20 08:18:40 PM  
1 votes:
fark this. I move back south to a large population (90000)... And since I've been here its been violence in cities in the USA. I'm moving back up north where everyone is armed and dangerous and everyone respects that. You city folk freak me out.

/pops two Seroquel and climbs into bed.
2013-04-20 08:18:34 PM  
1 votes:

Galileo's Daughter: Jeep2011: Great, now I have beer sinuses and beer all over my keyboard but at least it still works. Inhaling beer is  the new way to get drunk.

What are beer sinuses?


Ever had milk or soda shoot out your nose because you laughed too hard and inhaled whatever you were drinking?
2013-04-20 08:18:21 PM  
1 votes:
Stop it already, world.
2013-04-20 08:17:54 PM  
1 votes:
Goddammit. Just one day...
2013-04-20 08:16:49 PM  
1 votes:
In other news, this week has something for just about every conspiracy theorist.
2013-04-20 08:16:31 PM  
1 votes:
and the police are tweeting?

Good job DPD
2013-04-20 08:15:59 PM  
1 votes:
who shoots up at a weed rally...honestly
2013-04-20 08:15:37 PM  
1 votes:

ariseatex: the_rhino: tea party

Go ask Alice?


Shiiiiiiiaat.  Ain't no party like my Grandma's tea party.
2013-04-20 08:13:46 PM  
1 votes:
Aww, maaaaaan. I just read the article. Subby, you WASTED a News Flash! tag on that crap? Dude, those things don't just grow on trees. I got all excited for some serious Fark and when the page downloaded I was amped like a motherf*cker but there was nothing Flashworthy there. You're a tease, subs. Fark you and the wolf you called in on.
2013-04-20 08:11:08 PM  
1 votes:

Whatthefark: Dammit! If there is one day of he year people should chill and get along, it's 4/20, Weed Day.

And at a weed rally of all places! Sure, you expect this kind of thing at a hip hop show, but at a weed rally?!?!

Get your shiat together America and love your fellow man for one day!


This. For fark's sake. You have a beef with someone you handle it some other time.
2013-04-20 08:10:53 PM  
1 votes:
i know guns and alcohol dont mix.  didnt think that guns and weed didnt mix
2013-04-20 08:10:39 PM  
1 votes:
Not cool, man. Not cool.
2013-04-20 08:10:30 PM  
1 votes:
Another false flag by militant synthetic marijuana marketers.
2013-04-20 08:09:10 PM  
1 votes:
Maybe they thought it was a Columbine rally.
2013-04-20 08:08:25 PM  
1 votes:
Zoroastrian extremist.
2013-04-20 08:08:18 PM  
1 votes:
What? Its just some proud Patriot exercising his 2nd Amendment rights. Why do you people hate freedom?
2013-04-20 08:07:54 PM  
1 votes:
Heard four to three shots. What the fark? Lotta handicapped folks stuck in the riot. My hands are still shaking.
2013-04-20 08:07:42 PM  
1 votes:
Shooting up the place might seem clever and ironic, but people are already getting tired of it.
2013-04-20 08:06:23 PM  
1 votes:
Dude should have just smoked some purple kush, man. Heh heh
2013-04-20 08:06:09 PM  
1 votes:
I was there. Shots sounded about fifty feet away. We got knocked down and I'm a little sore. Worst 4:20 ever.
2013-04-20 08:05:12 PM  
1 votes:
First Boston now this.
2013-04-20 08:04:17 PM  
1 votes:
Radical Muslim Jihadist
 
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