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(Denver Channel) NewsFlash Shots fired at 4/20 rally in Denver, harshing everyone's mellow (w/video)   (thedenverchannel.com) divider line 93
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2013-04-20 08:09:50 PM
10 votes:
I don't want to go to jumping to any conclusions, but I will say that the turf war between Hostess and Frito-Lay has been heating up in the last several years.
2013-04-20 08:19:41 PM
5 votes:
Have you ever been shot at in a park ON WEED????
2013-04-20 08:09:23 PM
5 votes:
It was all like "whoosh!" and then like everyone was like "what?!" and then like we all like totally booked.  Are you going to finish that burrito?

/reliable eyewitness
2013-04-20 08:04:34 PM
5 votes:
WHAT NOW POTHEADS. WHERE IS YOUR REEFER GOD NOW?!

SEE. THIS IS PROOF THAT WEED CAUSES VIOLENT CRIME AND ADDICTION. ONE STEP AWAY FROM CRACK COCAINE AND SUCKING COCK IN THE ALLEY.

YOU STONERS NEED JEEEESUS.

i.qkme.me
2013-04-20 08:47:30 PM
4 votes:
www.recreati.com
2013-04-20 08:27:03 PM
4 votes:

Eeek: Barbecue Bob, does that gang member have a tattoo of himself beating up the Mr. Peanut guy?


Not really a beating.  I think he's stabbing Mr Peanut.

That's the kind of ink that gangbangers with severe peanut allergies get.

(also they hold their epi-pens sideways when they shoot)
2013-04-20 08:16:49 PM
4 votes:
In other news, this week has something for just about every conspiracy theorist.
2013-04-20 08:08:25 PM
4 votes:
Zoroastrian extremist.
2013-04-20 09:31:34 PM
3 votes:
DAYS WITHOUT AN INCIDENT: 0
2013-04-20 09:20:28 PM
3 votes:
FTA: "Police described the first suspect as a light complexioned black male, about 6 feet tall and weighing about 180 pounds. He was wearing a gray hoodie"

gp.org

Can't believe I'm the first.

JUSTICE FOR 4/20!
2013-04-20 09:02:17 PM
3 votes:
This thread is awesome. 1/4 want to debate guns. 1/4 want to debate mj and 1/2 are stoned.

Math
4:20
2013-04-20 08:59:30 PM
3 votes:

TalenLee: For fark's sake, America, can you do ANYTHING without goddamn guns?


I tried eating donuts once with my hands instead of sliding them around the barrel of a gun first, but you know, it just wasn't as enjoyable.
2013-04-20 08:33:45 PM
3 votes:
assets.nydailynews.comimages.fineartamerica.com
2013-04-20 08:29:19 PM
3 votes:
Not a great week for people with a massive herd mentality.  If you think about it, though, you don't really need to run along side thirty or forty thousand other people.  You can just go running by yourself, through pastures, up streams, over mountains, up toward the sky and then down again to the water.  And really, you don't need to get together with thousands, hundreds, or even tens of people to enjoy marijuana.  In fact, just being by yourself without pouring pollutants down your windpipe would probably be even better for your heart and mind.

Why do people feel the need to clog together, like tangled hairs in a drain?  Seems like a mental illness - which makes sense when you consider the bad people such events attract.
2013-04-20 08:19:30 PM
3 votes:

p4p3rm4t3: False flag!

/amidoinitrite?


Alex Jones must have one seriously chaffed dick this week.
2013-04-20 08:19:29 PM
3 votes:
2.bp.blogspot.com

Guns Guns Guns
2013-04-20 08:06:38 PM
3 votes:
Ahhh, my sweet, sweet News Flash tag...How I've missed you so! Don't ever leave me again...
2013-04-20 08:06:16 PM
3 votes:

reddadenver: I'm watching the press interviewing very incoherent stoners.... it's great fun!


Is Kai There?
2013-04-20 10:04:02 PM
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-04-20 09:58:48 PM
2 votes:
Wanted for questioning:

www.imfdb.org
2013-04-20 09:44:59 PM
2 votes:

kxs401: Oakenshield: Barbecue Bob: Just rode my bike past there a few hours ago.
All Hippies and some gangbangers. Take a guess which ones probably did the shooting?

Depends. What is a "gangbanger" as opposed to a Hippie?

Hippie: white person who smokes weed. Gangbanger: black person who smokes weed.


userserve-ak.last.fm
Gangbanger
2013-04-20 09:41:59 PM
2 votes:

stanadamsii: But words do alter your brain. You need to read some William Burroughs.

No kidding. I watched "the Naked Lunch" once and just sat there after it was over for awhile going "wtf?" for awhile and I was stone cold sober.


25.media.tumblr.com
2013-04-20 09:23:00 PM
2 votes:

eddievercetti: CNN Breaking News: Weed kills.


Dude that was just a Roundup commercial, and the guy said "Kill weeds".
2013-04-20 09:03:18 PM
2 votes:

gambitsgirl: This thread is awesome. 1/4 want to debate guns. 1/4 want to debate mj and 1/2 are stoned.

Math
4:20


I got a rock.
2013-04-20 08:36:45 PM
2 votes:

Flying Lasagna Monster: lol, black people


Yeah - if they was civilized, like us white folks, they'd use pressure cookers fulla nails.
2013-04-20 08:35:02 PM
2 votes:
WEED THE PEOPLE
2013-04-20 08:22:42 PM
2 votes:

Barbecue Bob: Just rode my bike past there a few hours ago.
All Hippies and some gangbangers. Take a guess which ones probably did the shooting?


I swear I was nowhere near the place.
2013-04-20 08:20:00 PM
2 votes:
You guys, you're supposed to chillax after you do the pot.
2013-04-20 08:18:06 PM
2 votes:

taxandspend: Terrorist or Indie Band Lead Singer!!!!


d22zlbw5ff7yk5.cloudfront.net
2013-04-20 08:10:39 PM
2 votes:
Maybe they thought it was a Hitler's birthday rally?

/Or Carmen Electra/George Takei?
2013-04-20 08:09:24 PM
2 votes:

Oakenshield: Barbecue Bob: Just rode my bike past there a few hours ago.
All Hippies and some gangbangers. Take a guess which ones probably did the shooting?

Depends. What is a "gangbanger" as opposed to a Hippie?


Hippie: white person who smokes weed. Gangbanger: black person who smokes weed.
2013-04-20 08:09:10 PM
2 votes:
Maybe they thought it was a Columbine rally.
2013-04-20 08:08:18 PM
2 votes:
What? Its just some proud Patriot exercising his 2nd Amendment rights. Why do you people hate freedom?
2013-04-20 08:06:05 PM
2 votes:
Rastafarian extremists.
2013-04-20 08:04:59 PM
2 votes:
This is why we can't have nice things, people.
2013-04-20 08:04:40 PM
2 votes:

the_rhino: tea party


Go ask Alice?
2013-04-20 08:03:44 PM
2 votes:
tea party
2013-04-21 04:21:55 PM
1 votes:

Galileo's Daughter: What are beer sinuses?


It's a pretty well-known effect of drinking.  After a few beers, that hosebeast in the shadowy corner actually starts to smell kinda good.
2013-04-21 03:54:02 PM
1 votes:
4/20 users can go to hell.  i need to get a job

and that means DRUG TEST
2013-04-21 06:49:46 AM
1 votes:
Somebody was farking up the rotation
2013-04-21 12:12:04 AM
1 votes:
Is the dog ok?
2013-04-20 11:05:08 PM
1 votes:
My money is on a liquor industry executive.
2013-04-20 10:32:22 PM
1 votes:
i129.photobucket.com
2013-04-20 10:31:14 PM
1 votes:

AteMyBrain: Denver Strong!

You f'ed with the wrong city!

Can somebody whip up an image with really fierce-looking Denver sports team mascots?


extraordinaryintelligence.com
2013-04-20 10:16:05 PM
1 votes:
Only a good guy with a joint can stop a bad guy with a joint!

/they smoke up together and don't move for hours
2013-04-20 10:13:53 PM
1 votes:

TalenLee: For fark's sake, America, can you do ANYTHING without goddamn guns?


Recently, we've been known to be pretty creative with our pressure cookers as well. No guns needed.
2013-04-20 10:12:34 PM
1 votes:
This is why we need more guns.

More guns would have prevented this from ever happening.
2013-04-20 10:01:00 PM
1 votes:

nmemkha: Conservative plant.


I thought that conservatives like them were usually called a fruit.
2013-04-20 09:43:45 PM
1 votes:
GODDAMMIT CARTMAN! >_<
2013-04-20 09:35:03 PM
1 votes:

NOLA_farkette: So... How awesome was everyone else's 420?
There were so many stoners, bounce-n-plays, and cops down here.
The cops just sat there and watched us.
Lol.


I went to Popeye's for food. My order number was 420.

/Not a toker.
2013-04-20 09:31:00 PM
1 votes:
DoctorCal:

I got a rock.

But, Crack Day is 7:11.
2013-04-20 09:26:04 PM
1 votes:
good week for blacks and muslims......
2013-04-20 09:25:43 PM
1 votes:

tenpoundsofcheese: luxup: tenpoundsofcheese: Mrbogey: Ravage: What's the over/under on this being a legally purchased weapon from a gun show by someone that would not have passed a background check?

If you can't pass a background check you're not legally allowed to buy a gun.

shhhh, people who are so afraid of guns get scared when you show them facts.
those are even scarier to them.

Shhh, people who are so afraid of the boogieman taking away their guns when people talk sensibly get batshiat crazy.

what is sensible about a person who doesn't know wtf background checks and gun shows are about?
People just make shiat up because they are so afraid of guns.


I don't know.  What is sensible about not requiring increased background checks and a mental health review?  But what the heck...Whoop-de-doo right?  Here you go, I'm sure you will love this guy:

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/thu-april-18-2013/gun-control-whoo p- de-doo

So like I said...BAT-SHIAT-CRAZY!
2013-04-20 09:17:10 PM
1 votes:

BigRightRear: I do love FARK, big-ass elephant sitting right in the middle of the room and no one dares speak of it.


There's an elephant? Dude.
2013-04-20 09:10:48 PM
1 votes:

BigRightRear: I do love FARK, big-ass elephant sitting right in the middle of the room and no one dares speak of it.


Come again?  Fark has beaten every possible conversational topic to death, and then continued beating it.

Lol, beating it.  In their mom's basement
2013-04-20 09:10:29 PM
1 votes:

BigRightRear: I do love FARK, big-ass elephant sitting right in the middle of the room and no one dares speak of it.


Are YOU going to clean up after it, Mr. Smarty-pants?
2013-04-20 09:01:57 PM
1 votes:

the_rhino: tea party


I had no idea Chris Matthews was a farker.
2013-04-20 08:57:39 PM
1 votes:
2013-04-20 08:57:08 PM
1 votes:
For fark's sake, America, can you do ANYTHING without goddamn guns?
2013-04-20 08:54:51 PM
1 votes:
We are tough!nesncom.files.wordpress.com
2013-04-20 08:52:35 PM
1 votes:
bios.weddingbee.com
2013-04-20 08:51:26 PM
1 votes:
"Oh WOW, man!  I didn't even know it was LOADED..."
2013-04-20 08:48:46 PM
1 votes:
Okay, I'm down for this shiat again....

who's got a scanner link?
2013-04-20 08:46:33 PM
1 votes:

tenpoundsofcheese: More violence from potheads.

this week it was bomber #2 and now this.

how is that paranoia inducing drug working out for you?  Not so good this week.


Yeah - but if we ban everything that makes people paranoid, we have to ban AM talk radio, Fox News, the NRA - the list goes on and on, and it's best to stay off that slippery slope.
2013-04-20 08:43:00 PM
1 votes:
Good thing Colorado just cracked down on gun violence with those new laws and such.
2013-04-20 08:40:10 PM
1 votes:

Bathysphere: Heard four to three shots. What the fark? Lotta handicapped folks stuck in the riot. My hands are still shaking.


Please to teach me to hear backwards.

Also, glad you're safe!
2013-04-20 08:39:48 PM
1 votes:
Hopefully, Neil Diamond doesn't show up and start singing.
2013-04-20 08:39:04 PM
1 votes:

Galileo's Daughter: Bathia_Mapes: Galileo's Daughter: Jeep2011: Great, now I have beer sinuses and beer all over my keyboard but at least it still works. Inhaling beer is  the new way to get drunk.

What are beer sinuses?

Ever had milk or soda shoot out your nose because you laughed too hard and inhaled whatever you were drinking?

No.


Soda burns like you wouldn't believe. Damned carbonation!
2013-04-20 08:37:55 PM
1 votes:

Bathysphere: Farkin gangbangers. Don't shiat where you eat guys.


Can we amend that to "Don't eat guys, period"?  Let's save the cannibalism for a special occasion.
2013-04-20 08:36:03 PM
1 votes:
See, that's why I stay the hell out of Denver whenever possible.
2013-04-20 08:31:19 PM
1 votes:

spentmiles: Not a great week for people with a massive herd mentality.  If you think about it, though, you don't really need to run along side thirty or forty thousand other people.  You can just go running by yourself, through pastures, up streams, over mountains, up toward the sky and then down again to the water.  And really, you don't need to get together with thousands, hundreds, or even tens of people to enjoy marijuana.  In fact, just being by yourself without pouring pollutants down your windpipe would probably be even better for your heart and mind.

Why do people feel the need to clog together, like tangled hairs in a drain?  Seems like a mental illness - which makes sense when you consider the bad people such events attract.


Because humans are social animals. Hence why we invented faster and easier methods of spouting our own idiocy to the world than getting together.
2013-04-20 08:31:16 PM
1 votes:

Bathysphere: Heard four to three shots. What the fark? Lotta handicapped folks stuck in the riot. My hands are still shaking.


Bathysphere: Bathia_Mapes: Bathysphere: I was there. Shots sounded about fifty feet away. We got knocked down and I'm a little sore. Worst 4:20 ever.

Glad you're okay.

Thanks. After this week, I need a beer.


Or 4 to 3 shots.
2013-04-20 08:31:00 PM
1 votes:
we are truly are living in...(sunglasses)...HIGH TIMES
2013-04-20 08:23:08 PM
1 votes:

hasty ambush: Fubar: Radical Muslim Jihadist pot smoker

[assets.nydailynews.com image 635x635]


He was just confused - somebody told him that smoking weed was really "the bomb".
2013-04-20 08:22:34 PM
1 votes:

raptusregaliter: Goddammit. Just one day...


You live in a country that is obsessed with guns. Get used to it. This shiat is going to start happening every day.
2013-04-20 08:22:26 PM
1 votes:
Farkin gangbangers. Don't shiat where you eat guys.
2013-04-20 08:21:54 PM
1 votes:
FTA: "Police tweeted ..."

i.imgur.com
2013-04-20 08:17:59 PM
1 votes:
B.b.bbbb...bbbut if its legalized violence will stop! And nobody hurts anyone when they're high!!!!

right???
2013-04-20 08:16:21 PM
1 votes:

hasty ambush: Fubar: Radical Muslim Jihadist pot smoker

[assets.nydailynews.com image 635x635]


Picture is perfect for America's newest favorite game:  Terrorist or Indie Band Lead Singer!!!!
2013-04-20 08:16:13 PM
1 votes:
False flag!

/amidoinitrite?
2013-04-20 08:14:28 PM
1 votes:
Kyle, a witness who was next to the stage when the shots were fired, said, "lots of people had different ideas of what was happening. Some people were yelling 'explosion,' some people were yelling, 'gunshots.'

To be fair when you're stoned it does sound like the same thing.

/Damnit Kyle, get it together!
2013-04-20 08:12:50 PM
1 votes:

Fubar: Radical Muslim Jihadist pot smoker


assets.nydailynews.com
2013-04-20 08:12:34 PM
1 votes:

Bathia_Mapes: kxs401: Sh*t, my brother is there.

I hope he's okay. ((((((HUG))))))


Waiting for a text back!
2013-04-20 08:11:05 PM
1 votes:

insano: Two people shot with non-life-threatening injuries and this is a newsflash? This happens every ten minutes in <insert major city here>.


Yeah but GUNS

Wasn't there a "mass-stabbing" recently?  I didn't hear much about it.
2013-04-20 08:09:58 PM
1 votes:
What kind of idiot brings a gun to a festival in the park?
2013-04-20 08:08:42 PM
1 votes:
Dammit! If there is one day of he year people should chill and get along, it's 4/20, Weed Day.

And at a weed rally of all places! Sure, you expect this kind of thing at a hip hop show, but at a weed rally?!?!

Get your shiat together America and love your fellow man for one day!
2013-04-20 08:07:38 PM
1 votes:
Well what did anyone expect ? It's bound to happen at a gathering of skinheads .
2013-04-20 08:06:57 PM
1 votes:
Colonel Mustard with the revolver.
2013-04-20 08:06:55 PM
1 votes:
Dude...no shotgunning
2013-04-20 08:05:48 PM
1 votes:
What the fark is wrong with people?
2013-04-20 08:05:26 PM
1 votes:
I'm watching the press interviewing very incoherent stoners.... it's great fun!
2013-04-20 08:05:06 PM
1 votes:
Jello shots?
2013-04-20 08:04:17 PM
1 votes:
Radical Muslim Jihadist
 
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