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2013-04-20 08:03:44 PM  
tea party
 
2013-04-20 08:04:17 PM  
Radical Muslim Jihadist
 
2013-04-20 08:04:34 PM  
WHAT NOW POTHEADS. WHERE IS YOUR REEFER GOD NOW?!

SEE. THIS IS PROOF THAT WEED CAUSES VIOLENT CRIME AND ADDICTION. ONE STEP AWAY FROM CRACK COCAINE AND SUCKING COCK IN THE ALLEY.

YOU STONERS NEED JEEEESUS.

i.qkme.me
 
2013-04-20 08:04:40 PM  

the_rhino: tea party


Go ask Alice?
 
2013-04-20 08:04:42 PM  
I thought smoking weed was not allowed in public?
 
2013-04-20 08:04:45 PM  
Flea bagger
 
2013-04-20 08:04:50 PM  
oh for farks sake,
 
2013-04-20 08:04:59 PM  
This is why we can't have nice things, people.
 
2013-04-20 08:05:06 PM  
Jello shots?
 
2013-04-20 08:05:12 PM  
First Boston now this.
 
2013-04-20 08:05:18 PM  
Just rode my bike past there a few hours ago.
All Hippies and some gangbangers. Take a guess which ones probably did the shooting?
 
2013-04-20 08:05:26 PM  
I'm watching the press interviewing very incoherent stoners.... it's great fun!
 
2013-04-20 08:05:48 PM  
What the fark is wrong with people?
 
2013-04-20 08:06:05 PM  
Rastafarian extremists.
 
2013-04-20 08:06:09 PM  
I was there. Shots sounded about fifty feet away. We got knocked down and I'm a little sore. Worst 4:20 ever.
 
2013-04-20 08:06:16 PM  

reddadenver: I'm watching the press interviewing very incoherent stoners.... it's great fun!


Is Kai There?
 
2013-04-20 08:06:23 PM  
Dude should have just smoked some purple kush, man. Heh heh
 
2013-04-20 08:06:38 PM  
Ahhh, my sweet, sweet News Flash tag...How I've missed you so! Don't ever leave me again...
 
2013-04-20 08:06:55 PM  
Dude...no shotgunning
 
2013-04-20 08:06:57 PM  
Colonel Mustard with the revolver.
 
2013-04-20 08:07:24 PM  
IS IT FARKING SUNDAY YET???
 
2013-04-20 08:07:25 PM  
No but some guy that looks like Snoop kitty, dog whatever the hell his name is.
 
2013-04-20 08:07:38 PM  
Well what did anyone expect ? It's bound to happen at a gathering of skinheads .
 
2013-04-20 08:07:42 PM  
Shooting up the place might seem clever and ironic, but people are already getting tired of it.
 
2013-04-20 08:07:54 PM  
Heard four to three shots. What the fark? Lotta handicapped folks stuck in the riot. My hands are still shaking.
 
2013-04-20 08:07:57 PM  
Two people shot with non-life-threatening injuries and this is a newsflash? This happens every ten minutes in <insert major city here>.
 
2013-04-20 08:08:11 PM  

Barbecue Bob: Just rode my bike past there a few hours ago.
All Hippies and some gangbangers. Take a guess which ones probably did the shooting?


Depends. What is a "gangbanger" as opposed to a Hippie?
 
2013-04-20 08:08:18 PM  
What? Its just some proud Patriot exercising his 2nd Amendment rights. Why do you people hate freedom?
 
2013-04-20 08:08:25 PM  
Zoroastrian extremist.
 
2013-04-20 08:08:39 PM  

ariseatex: the_rhino: tea party

Go ask Alice?


I think she'll know.
 
2013-04-20 08:08:42 PM  
Dammit! If there is one day of he year people should chill and get along, it's 4/20, Weed Day.

And at a weed rally of all places! Sure, you expect this kind of thing at a hip hop show, but at a weed rally?!?!

Get your shiat together America and love your fellow man for one day!
 
2013-04-20 08:08:48 PM  
Sh*t, my brother is there.
 
2013-04-20 08:09:03 PM  

Bathysphere: I was there. Shots sounded about fifty feet away. We got knocked down and I'm a little sore. Worst 4:20 ever.


Glad you're okay.
 
2013-04-20 08:09:10 PM  
Maybe they thought it was a Columbine rally.
 
2013-04-20 08:09:23 PM  
It was all like "whoosh!" and then like everyone was like "what?!" and then like we all like totally booked.  Are you going to finish that burrito?

/reliable eyewitness
 
2013-04-20 08:09:24 PM  

Oakenshield: Barbecue Bob: Just rode my bike past there a few hours ago.
All Hippies and some gangbangers. Take a guess which ones probably did the shooting?

Depends. What is a "gangbanger" as opposed to a Hippie?


Hippie: white person who smokes weed. Gangbanger: black person who smokes weed.
 
2013-04-20 08:09:50 PM  
I don't want to go to jumping to any conclusions, but I will say that the turf war between Hostess and Frito-Lay has been heating up in the last several years.
 
2013-04-20 08:09:57 PM  

kxs401: Sh*t, my brother is there.


I hope he's okay. ((((((HUG))))))
 
2013-04-20 08:09:58 PM  
What kind of idiot brings a gun to a festival in the park?
 
2013-04-20 08:10:08 PM  
Arapahoan nationalist
 
2013-04-20 08:10:09 PM  

Bathysphere: Heard four to three shots. What the fark? Lotta handicapped folks stuck in the riot. My hands are still shaking.


Too bad you didn't have a gun, right?

/s
 
2013-04-20 08:10:10 PM  

the_rhino: tea party


Fubar: Radical Muslim Jihadist


And we are spent.
 
2013-04-20 08:10:23 PM  

Old enough to know better: What? Its just some proud Patriot exercising his 2nd Amendment rights. Why do you people hate freedom?


There's no such thing as a right to shoot into a crowd of people. Did someone tell you there was? You want to go back and kick your American Government teacher in the nuts/coont.
 
2013-04-20 08:10:30 PM  
Another false flag by militant synthetic marijuana marketers.
 
2013-04-20 08:10:39 PM  
Maybe they thought it was a Hitler's birthday rally?

/Or Carmen Electra/George Takei?
 
2013-04-20 08:10:39 PM  
Not cool, man. Not cool.
 
2013-04-20 08:10:53 PM  
i know guns and alcohol dont mix.  didnt think that guns and weed didnt mix
 
2013-04-20 08:10:59 PM  

Whatthefark: Sure, you expect this kind of thing at a hip hop show, but at a weed rally?!?!


I know you're probably joking, but I hope I live in a country where I shouldn't "expect" to get shot anywhere.
 
2013-04-20 08:11:05 PM  

insano: Two people shot with non-life-threatening injuries and this is a newsflash? This happens every ten minutes in <insert major city here>.


Yeah but GUNS

Wasn't there a "mass-stabbing" recently?  I didn't hear much about it.
 
2013-04-20 08:11:08 PM  

Whatthefark: Dammit! If there is one day of he year people should chill and get along, it's 4/20, Weed Day.

And at a weed rally of all places! Sure, you expect this kind of thing at a hip hop show, but at a weed rally?!?!

Get your shiat together America and love your fellow man for one day!


This. For fark's sake. You have a beef with someone you handle it some other time.
 
2013-04-20 08:11:08 PM  
ohferfark'ssakepeople

/my cousins had better not be in the line of fire
 
2013-04-20 08:11:32 PM  
Pastafarian uprising
 
2013-04-20 08:11:46 PM  

SmackLT: I don't want to go to jumping to any conclusions, but I will say that the turf war between Hostess and Frito-Lay has been heating up in the last several years.


Hostess went down, man. Frito-Lay own all the turf now. Study it out and pass the funyuns,
 
2013-04-20 08:12:34 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: kxs401: Sh*t, my brother is there.

I hope he's okay. ((((((HUG))))))


Waiting for a text back!
 
2013-04-20 08:12:43 PM  
It's same problem Seattle Hemp Fest could have but they police for it.  Some people aren't just good smoking pot.  They want to mix in booze and harder drugs or they are just there to sell.  A cann't see any stoner waving a gun around.
 
2013-04-20 08:12:50 PM  

Fubar: Radical Muslim Jihadist pot smoker


assets.nydailynews.com
 
2013-04-20 08:13:43 PM  
Dang Officer, why the hell you gotta be shooting up the place? Now go back to the station and put your uniform on and go and try to find the shooter.

/Peaceful event? Shoot it up to allow for instant martial law(riot act).
//Tardparty event? Freedom of speech and guns are good. No need to shoot people to engage the riot act.

/sarcasm meter fluctuating between truth and truth.
 
2013-04-20 08:13:46 PM  
Aww, maaaaaan. I just read the article. Subby, you WASTED a News Flash! tag on that crap? Dude, those things don't just grow on trees. I got all excited for some serious Fark and when the page downloaded I was amped like a motherf*cker but there was nothing Flashworthy there. You're a tease, subs. Fark you and the wolf you called in on.
 
2013-04-20 08:14:00 PM  

hasty ambush: Fubar: Radical Muslim Jihadist pot smoker

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Oh man is he SO gonna join PMITA prison.
 
2013-04-20 08:14:11 PM  
Pot has a lot of problems.  It can really mess your life up.  However, I have never seen a news where someone smoking pot started shooting the place up.  It's just not kind of drug.
 
2013-04-20 08:14:13 PM  
try and find a reliable witness for this one!
 
2013-04-20 08:14:22 PM  

kxs401: Oakenshield: Barbecue Bob: Just rode my bike past there a few hours ago.
All Hippies and some gangbangers. Take a guess which ones probably did the shooting?

Depends. What is a "gangbanger" as opposed to a Hippie?

Hippie: white person who smokes weed. Gangbanger: black person who smokes weed.


I thought a gangbanger was a gang member.

/notthisshiatagain.jpg
 
2013-04-20 08:14:28 PM  
Kyle, a witness who was next to the stage when the shots were fired, said, "lots of people had different ideas of what was happening. Some people were yelling 'explosion,' some people were yelling, 'gunshots.'

To be fair when you're stoned it does sound like the same thing.

/Damnit Kyle, get it together!
 
2013-04-20 08:14:35 PM  

Dougie AXP: hasty ambush: Fubar: Radical Muslim Jihadist pot smoker

[assets.nydailynews.com image 635x635]

Oh man is he SO gonna join enjoy PMITA prison.



FTFM
 
2013-04-20 08:14:36 PM  

Sock Ruh Tease: Rastafarian extremists.


Great, now I have beer sinuses and beer all over my keyboard but at least it still works. Inhaling beer is  the new way to get drunk.
 
2013-04-20 08:15:15 PM  
Sounds like someone didn't pay their tab with the dealer.
 
2013-04-20 08:15:37 PM  

ariseatex: the_rhino: tea party

Go ask Alice?


Shiiiiiiiaat.  Ain't no party like my Grandma's tea party.
 
2013-04-20 08:15:44 PM  

JohnBigBootay: What kind of idiot brings a gun to a festival in the park?


i.ytimg.com
Daewoo Lanos.  When you absolutely, positively got to kill every muthafarker at the festival, accept no substitutes.
 
2013-04-20 08:15:59 PM  
who shoots up at a weed rally...honestly
 
2013-04-20 08:16:00 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: Bathysphere: I was there. Shots sounded about fifty feet away. We got knocked down and I'm a little sore. Worst 4:20 ever.

Glad you're okay.


Thanks. After this week, I need a beer.
 
2013-04-20 08:16:07 PM  

hardinparamedic: WHAT NOW POTHEADS. WHERE IS YOUR REEFER GOD NOW?!

SEE. THIS IS PROOF THAT WEED CAUSES VIOLENT CRIME AND ADDICTION. ONE STEP AWAY FROM CRACK COCAINE AND SUCKING COCK IN THE ALLEY.

YOU STONERS NEED JEEEESUS.


Wow
 
2013-04-20 08:16:13 PM  
False flag!

/amidoinitrite?
 
2013-04-20 08:16:17 PM  

Jeep2011: Great, now I have beer sinuses and beer all over my keyboard but at least it still works. Inhaling beer is  the new way to get drunk.


What are beer sinuses?
 
2013-04-20 08:16:31 PM  
and the police are tweeting?

Good job DPD
 
2013-04-20 08:16:49 PM  
In other news, this week has something for just about every conspiracy theorist.
 
2013-04-20 08:17:26 PM  

Galileo's Daughter: Jeep2011: Great, now I have beer sinuses and beer all over my keyboard but at least it still works. Inhaling beer is  the new way to get drunk.

What are beer sinuses?


When one gets beer up their nose, I'm guessing.
 
2013-04-20 08:17:45 PM  

kxs401: Oakenshield: Barbecue Bob: Just rode my bike past there a few hours ago.
All Hippies and some gangbangers. Take a guess which ones probably did the shooting?

Depends. What is a "gangbanger" as opposed to a Hippie?

Hippie: white person who smokes weed. Gangbanger: black person who smokes weed.


Funny but not really true.
If you don't know what a gangbanger is by now, consider yourself lucky.

Here's a couple examples...

Hippie;
4.bp.blogspot.com
Gangbanger;
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-20 08:17:54 PM  
Goddammit. Just one day...
 
2013-04-20 08:17:59 PM  
B.b.bbbb...bbbut if its legalized violence will stop! And nobody hurts anyone when they're high!!!!

right???
 
2013-04-20 08:18:06 PM  

taxandspend: Terrorist or Indie Band Lead Singer!!!!


d22zlbw5ff7yk5.cloudfront.net
 
2013-04-20 08:18:14 PM  
FTFA "Police described the first suspect as a light complexioned black male, about 6-feet tall and weighing about 180 pounds. He was wearing a gray hoodie, black pants and a Carolina blue baseball cap.

The second suspect was a black male in a checkered black and white shirt. Police spokesman Sonny Jackson didn't have a description of that suspect's height and weight."

Tea Party?
 
2013-04-20 08:18:15 PM  
Reports confirm that the stoned suspects were throwing crockpots at police.

Things To Do In Denver When You're Baked.

/Buckwheats, all of them!

img.youtube.com
 
2013-04-20 08:18:21 PM  
Stop it already, world.
 
2013-04-20 08:18:22 PM  

Galileo's Daughter: Jeep2011: Great, now I have beer sinuses and beer all over my keyboard but at least it still works. Inhaling beer is  the new way to get drunk.

What are beer sinuses?


*snort*
 
2013-04-20 08:18:26 PM  

Dear Jerk: Shooting up the place might seem clever and ironic, but people are already getting tired of it.


I was shooting places up  before it was cool.
 
2013-04-20 08:18:34 PM  

Galileo's Daughter: Jeep2011: Great, now I have beer sinuses and beer all over my keyboard but at least it still works. Inhaling beer is  the new way to get drunk.

What are beer sinuses?


Ever had milk or soda shoot out your nose because you laughed too hard and inhaled whatever you were drinking?
 
2013-04-20 08:18:40 PM  
fark this. I move back south to a large population (90000)... And since I've been here its been violence in cities in the USA. I'm moving back up north where everyone is armed and dangerous and everyone respects that. You city folk freak me out.

/pops two Seroquel and climbs into bed.
 
2013-04-20 08:19:07 PM  

hasty ambush: Fubar: Radical Muslim Jihadist pot smoker

[assets.nydailynews.com image 635x635]


That kid apparently when back to his dorm, hit the gym and rested up in his room AFTER the bombing.  If that is not a typical no shiat giving American teen attitude then I don't know what is!

And don't insult pot smokers like that again!  EVER.
 
2013-04-20 08:19:29 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com

Guns Guns Guns
 
2013-04-20 08:19:30 PM  

p4p3rm4t3: False flag!

/amidoinitrite?


Alex Jones must have one seriously chaffed dick this week.
 
2013-04-20 08:19:32 PM  

Galileo's Daughter: Jeep2011: Great, now I have beer sinuses and beer all over my keyboard but at least it still works. Inhaling beer is  the new way to get drunk.

What are beer sinuses?


When you are drinking beer, you laugh out loud because of a farked  up crack someone made, and your sinuses seem like they are filled with beer. I hear it is an occupational hazard for brewers of beer.
 
2013-04-20 08:19:36 PM  
There was a loud boom as we were running, but I think it was the microphone and speaker equipment.
 
2013-04-20 08:19:41 PM  
Have you ever been shot at in a park ON WEED????
 
2013-04-20 08:19:56 PM  
False Flag! Two hoods hired or given a pass by local PD to stir up resentment because LEOs mad about losing one of their most profitable crimes.
 
2013-04-20 08:20:00 PM  
You guys, you're supposed to chillax after you do the pot.
 
2013-04-20 08:20:50 PM  
Shot in the leg? Well thats just a nice warning shot. Nothing to see here. Move along.

/Nutters of the rightwing shoot in the face as a warning shot.
 
2013-04-20 08:20:58 PM  

Oakenshield: Barbecue Bob: Just rode my bike past there a few hours ago.
All Hippies and some gangbangers. Take a guess which ones probably did the shooting?

Depends. What is a "gangbanger" as opposed to a Hippie?


Which is the hippies and which is the dogs?

Beats the hell outta me, Roy.
 
2013-04-20 08:21:54 PM  
FTA: "Police tweeted ..."

i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-20 08:22:09 PM  
Barbecue Bob, does that gang member have a tattoo of himself beating up the Mr. Peanut guy?
 
2013-04-20 08:22:26 PM  
Farkin gangbangers. Don't shiat where you eat guys.
 
2013-04-20 08:22:26 PM  
Denver Strong!

You f'ed with the wrong city!

Can somebody whip up an image with really fierce-looking Denver sports team mascots?
 
2013-04-20 08:22:34 PM  

raptusregaliter: Goddammit. Just one day...


You live in a country that is obsessed with guns. Get used to it. This shiat is going to start happening every day.
 
2013-04-20 08:22:42 PM  

Barbecue Bob: Just rode my bike past there a few hours ago.
All Hippies and some gangbangers. Take a guess which ones probably did the shooting?


I swear I was nowhere near the place.
 
2013-04-20 08:23:08 PM  

hasty ambush: Fubar: Radical Muslim Jihadist pot smoker

[assets.nydailynews.com image 635x635]


He was just confused - somebody told him that smoking weed was really "the bomb".
 
2013-04-20 08:23:45 PM  
Surely productivity will go up at several workplaces Monday, if these losers even had/have jobs.
 
2013-04-20 08:25:09 PM  

Granny_Panties: raptusregaliter: Goddammit. Just one day...

You live in a country that is obsessed with guns. Get used to it. This shiat is going to start happening every day.


What do you mean, "start happening"? You must live someplace nicer than I do.
 
2013-04-20 08:25:13 PM  
It's almost definitely been said by now, but it bears repeating more than anything else I've ever seen:  FARK. THIS. WEEK.
 
2013-04-20 08:25:30 PM  
That's just the 2nd Amendment keeping everybody free and safe again!

/you see me trollin', you hatin'
 
2013-04-20 08:26:32 PM  
Radical Left-Wing Domestic Terrorist.
 
2013-04-20 08:26:45 PM  

Civil_War2_Time: Surely productivity will go up at several workplaces Monday, if these losers even had/have jobs.


fark "productivity". It's the weekend, and people deserve to relax occasionally. Not everyone thinks work is pleasurable.
 
2013-04-20 08:26:52 PM  

Summoner101: In other news, this week has something for just about every conspiracy theorist.


Pshaw.  You obviously aren't subscribed to the Weekly World News; they keep everyone busy every week.
 
2013-04-20 08:26:53 PM  

Barbecue Bob: kxs401: Oakenshield: Barbecue Bob: Just rode my bike past there a few hours ago.
All Hippies and some gangbangers. Take a guess which ones probably did the shooting?

Depends. What is a "gangbanger" as opposed to a Hippie?

Hippie: white person who smokes weed. Gangbanger: black person who smokes weed.

Funny but not really true.
If you don't know what a gangbanger is by now, consider yourself lucky.

Here's a couple examples...

Hippie;
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 419x474]
Gangbanger;
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 408x452]


Is that Mr Peanut being stabbed by an angry mongolian on his right pec? I dare say, that came out of some serious hallucinations.
 
2013-04-20 08:27:03 PM  

Eeek: Barbecue Bob, does that gang member have a tattoo of himself beating up the Mr. Peanut guy?


Not really a beating.  I think he's stabbing Mr Peanut.

That's the kind of ink that gangbangers with severe peanut allergies get.

(also they hold their epi-pens sideways when they shoot)
 
2013-04-20 08:27:12 PM  
lol, black people
 
2013-04-20 08:28:04 PM  

Sugarbombs: Summoner101: In other news, this week has something for just about every conspiracy theorist.

Pshaw.  You obviously aren't subscribed to the Weekly World News; they keep everyone busy every week.


I'm sure conspiracy theorists don't care if the news is true, but really, they're easier to ignore when they don't have actual facts.
 
2013-04-20 08:29:08 PM  

Civil_War2_Time: Surely productivity will go up at several workplaces Monday, if these losers even had/have jobs.


Hell, 1/3rd of them are lawyers.  They always have the best stuff.
 
2013-04-20 08:29:19 PM  
Not a great week for people with a massive herd mentality.  If you think about it, though, you don't really need to run along side thirty or forty thousand other people.  You can just go running by yourself, through pastures, up streams, over mountains, up toward the sky and then down again to the water.  And really, you don't need to get together with thousands, hundreds, or even tens of people to enjoy marijuana.  In fact, just being by yourself without pouring pollutants down your windpipe would probably be even better for your heart and mind.

Why do people feel the need to clog together, like tangled hairs in a drain?  Seems like a mental illness - which makes sense when you consider the bad people such events attract.
 
2013-04-20 08:29:47 PM  
...and Mr Peanut being shot in the street by a helicopter on his chest.

This guy really has it in for the big dancing legume.
 
2013-04-20 08:30:12 PM  
I know what is going to happen now. The government will have a knee jerk reaction and say the weed makes people violent. Then the weed makes people violent legistation will be pushed through.
 
2013-04-20 08:30:20 PM  

Civil_War2_Time: Surely productivity will go up at several workplaces Monday, if these losers even had/have jobs.


I thought you guys were seceding.  What happened?
It's verydisappointing.
 
2013-04-20 08:31:00 PM  
we are truly are living in...(sunglasses)...HIGH TIMES
 
2013-04-20 08:31:16 PM  

Bathysphere: Heard four to three shots. What the fark? Lotta handicapped folks stuck in the riot. My hands are still shaking.


Bathysphere: Bathia_Mapes: Bathysphere: I was there. Shots sounded about fifty feet away. We got knocked down and I'm a little sore. Worst 4:20 ever.

Glad you're okay.

Thanks. After this week, I need a beer.


Or 4 to 3 shots.
 
2013-04-20 08:31:17 PM  
How are those tough gun control measures working out for you guys?
 
2013-04-20 08:31:19 PM  

spentmiles: Not a great week for people with a massive herd mentality.  If you think about it, though, you don't really need to run along side thirty or forty thousand other people.  You can just go running by yourself, through pastures, up streams, over mountains, up toward the sky and then down again to the water.  And really, you don't need to get together with thousands, hundreds, or even tens of people to enjoy marijuana.  In fact, just being by yourself without pouring pollutants down your windpipe would probably be even better for your heart and mind.

Why do people feel the need to clog together, like tangled hairs in a drain?  Seems like a mental illness - which makes sense when you consider the bad people such events attract.


Because humans are social animals. Hence why we invented faster and easier methods of spouting our own idiocy to the world than getting together.
 
2013-04-20 08:31:43 PM  

LucklessWonder: SmackLT: I don't want to go to jumping to any conclusions, but I will say that the turf war between Hostess and Frito-Lay has been heating up in the last several years.

Hostess went down, man. Frito-Lay own all the turf now. Study it out and pass the funyuns,


Little Debbie been toolin' up yo.
 
2013-04-20 08:33:11 PM  

Barbecue Bob: kxs401: Oakenshield: Barbecue Bob: Just rode my bike past there a few hours ago.
All Hippies and some gangbangers. Take a guess which ones probably did the shooting?

Depends. What is a "gangbanger" as opposed to a Hippie?

Hippie: white person who smokes weed. Gangbanger: black person who smokes weed.

Funny but not really true.
If you don't know what a gangbanger is by now, consider yourself lucky.

Here's a couple examples...

Hippie;
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 419x474]
Gangbanger;
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 408x452]


That gangbanger looks like he got the Hep.
 
2013-04-20 08:33:45 PM  
assets.nydailynews.comimages.fineartamerica.com
 
2013-04-20 08:33:58 PM  

litespeed74: B.b.bbbb...bbbut if its legalized violence will stop! And nobody hurts anyone when they're high!!!!

right???


Who said any of that crap?
I live with my mom
Gangsters with guns shoot up a park... blame POT!!


I was at the jazz show in city park last year where a wannabe gangster idiot killed a lady cop right in front of us.
Shot her in the head and she fell dead next to a dumpster.

BAN JAZZ!!!!

/Can't have fun anymore.
 
2013-04-20 08:34:06 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: Galileo's Daughter: Jeep2011: Great, now I have beer sinuses and beer all over my keyboard but at least it still works. Inhaling beer is  the new way to get drunk.

What are beer sinuses?

Ever had milk or soda shoot out your nose because you laughed too hard and inhaled whatever you were drinking?


No.
 
2013-04-20 08:34:34 PM  
WTF is up with this week?! F*ck it, I'm going back to sleep.

/Was in the ER last night. Trying to catch up on lost sleep.
 
2013-04-20 08:34:53 PM  

W.C.fields forever: Bathysphere: Heard four to three shots. What the fark? Lotta handicapped folks stuck in the riot. My hands are still shaking.

Bathysphere: Bathia_Mapes: Bathysphere: I was there. Shots sounded about fifty feet away. We got knocked down and I'm a little sore. Worst 4:20 ever.

Glad you're okay.

Thanks. After this week, I need a beer.

Or 4 to 3 shots.


Ok, I lol'ed. Thanks for the laugh. I needed one. What a buzzkill.
 
2013-04-20 08:35:02 PM  
WEED THE PEOPLE
 
2013-04-20 08:36:03 PM  
See, that's why I stay the hell out of Denver whenever possible.
 
2013-04-20 08:36:20 PM  

Prodigy AK: try and to find a reliable witness for this one!


sorry, pet peeve
 
2013-04-20 08:36:45 PM  

Flying Lasagna Monster: lol, black people


Yeah - if they was civilized, like us white folks, they'd use pressure cookers fulla nails.
 
2013-04-20 08:37:18 PM  

Galileo's Daughter: Bathia_Mapes: Galileo's Daughter: Jeep2011: Great, now I have beer sinuses and beer all over my keyboard but at least it still works. Inhaling beer is  the new way to get drunk.

What are beer sinuses?

Ever had milk or soda shoot out your nose because you laughed too hard and inhaled whatever you were drinking?

No.


I am very sorry you have not had that much happiness in your life.
 
2013-04-20 08:37:23 PM  
I live a few blocks away and heard all of the sirens. Also heard reports that ambulances were lined up for people overdosing on drugs.

I went to the rally a couple of years ago and it's a lot of young kids trying to be all cool and get stoned act tougher than everyone else.

Not surprised that this happened but sad to see that it did.
 
2013-04-20 08:37:25 PM  
If no one has suggested that those crazy superlibs get some AR-15's to shoot down those Islamofascist bullets being shot at them then I'd like to be the first.
 
2013-04-20 08:37:55 PM  

Bathysphere: Farkin gangbangers. Don't shiat where you eat guys.


Can we amend that to "Don't eat guys, period"?  Let's save the cannibalism for a special occasion.
 
2013-04-20 08:39:04 PM  

Galileo's Daughter: Bathia_Mapes: Galileo's Daughter: Jeep2011: Great, now I have beer sinuses and beer all over my keyboard but at least it still works. Inhaling beer is  the new way to get drunk.

What are beer sinuses?

Ever had milk or soda shoot out your nose because you laughed too hard and inhaled whatever you were drinking?

No.


Soda burns like you wouldn't believe. Damned carbonation!
 
2013-04-20 08:39:08 PM  
Screw the news tonight.  >.<   I'm going to go cuddle up with Lordfortuna.
 
2013-04-20 08:39:48 PM  
Hopefully, Neil Diamond doesn't show up and start singing.
 
2013-04-20 08:39:49 PM  

shower_in_my_socks: IS IT FARKING SUNDAY YET???


I don't know why I laughed so hard at that.

But seriously... COME ON, @holes!!! It's 420, man!!!
 
2013-04-20 08:40:10 PM  

Bathysphere: Heard four to three shots. What the fark? Lotta handicapped folks stuck in the riot. My hands are still shaking.


Please to teach me to hear backwards.

Also, glad you're safe!
 
2013-04-20 08:41:32 PM  

spentmiles: Not a great week for people with a massive herd mentality.  If you think about it, though, you don't really need to run along side thirty or forty thousand other people.  You can just go running by yourself, through pastures, up streams, over mountains, up toward the sky and then down again to the water.  And really, you don't need to get together with thousands, hundreds, or even tens of people to enjoy marijuana.  In fact, just being by yourself without pouring pollutants down your windpipe would probably be even better for your heart and mind.

Why do people feel the need to clog together, like tangled hairs in a drain?  Seems like a mental illness - which makes sense when you consider the bad people such events attract.


You are beautiful man, Beutiful
 
2013-04-20 08:42:29 PM  

Bill_Wick's_Friend: ...and Mr Peanut being shot in the street by a helicopter on his chest.

This guy really has it in for the big dancing legume.


The asshole in that pic was convicted of murdering a rival gang member ("peanut"). The idiot was caught because he was stupid enough to have the crime scene tattooed on his chest.

/it happened in my hometown. :(
//the motel that appears on AC/DC's Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap album is across the street
 
2013-04-20 08:43:00 PM  
Good thing Colorado just cracked down on gun violence with those new laws and such.
 
2013-04-20 08:43:20 PM  

shower_in_my_socks: IS IT FARKING SUNDAY YET???


Seriously
 
2013-04-20 08:44:05 PM  
Not cool.
 
2013-04-20 08:44:21 PM  
Hmm... Denver has black people?
 
2013-04-20 08:44:33 PM  

Slappajo: Good thing Colorado just cracked down on gun violence with those new laws and such.


We've already been bored with that "clever" observation - read before post, noob.
 
2013-04-20 08:44:37 PM  
More violence from potheads.

this week it was bomber #2 and now this.

how is that paranoia inducing drug working out for you?  Not so good this week.
 
2013-04-20 08:44:39 PM  
Right now, I'm just really angry. The image of a woman running and pushing a sick man in a wheelchair will never go away. Fark, there were a lot of gross people, but there were elderly, handicapped and ill. If you're gonna kill someone, do it on your own time, away from large crowds. Ugh...
 
2013-04-20 08:44:58 PM  
What's the over/under on this being a legally purchased weapon from a gun show by someone that would not have passed a background check?
 
2013-04-20 08:45:07 PM  

iheartscotch: How are those tough gun control measures working out for you guys?


You can still pressure cooker bomb teahadists and do it in the name of the future of the nation.

/Christanist Fundamentalists?  Christian Friends of Hamas and the Muslim Brotherhood?  Scientologists?   Devoutists of Lidsey Graham, the Great Seditionist?  We need a post-redneck name here, people.

//has redneck family that wants nothing of nothing other than to lay low and do stupid human tricks like most of us
 
2013-04-20 08:45:18 PM  

Barbecue Bob: litespeed74: B.b.bbbb...bbbut if its legalized violence will stop! And nobody hurts anyone when they're high!!!!

right???

Who said any of that crap?
I live with my mom
Gangsters with guns shoot up a park... blame POT!!


I was at the jazz show in city park last year where a wannabe gangster idiot killed a lady cop right in front of us.
Shot her in the head and she fell dead next to a dumpster.

BAN JAZZ!!!!

/Can't have fun anymore.


I was at the park a week before.  Just ranting because most people are cool, it only takes a few idiots to ruin it for everyone.  Any public event is now ruined by d-bags.
 
2013-04-20 08:46:28 PM  
Heading bok 2 mah booongalow mahn
 
2013-04-20 08:46:33 PM  

tenpoundsofcheese: More violence from potheads.

this week it was bomber #2 and now this.

how is that paranoia inducing drug working out for you?  Not so good this week.


Yeah - but if we ban everything that makes people paranoid, we have to ban AM talk radio, Fox News, the NRA - the list goes on and on, and it's best to stay off that slippery slope.
 
2013-04-20 08:46:38 PM  

ladyfortuna: Screw the news tonight.  >.<   I'm going to go cuddle up with Lordfortuna.


Please tell me your song isn't O Fortuna.
 
2013-04-20 08:46:47 PM  
Gun Thread!!!!1!!
 
2013-04-20 08:47:30 PM  
www.recreati.com
 
2013-04-20 08:47:46 PM  

jso2897: Silly Jesus: They have probably already turned in their guns because criminals aren't allowed to have weapons.

[i18.photobucket.com image 399x268]
Time to get a new alt, Phil.


Very nice shoop. Made me lmao. Haven't seen that D bag for a long time.
 
2013-04-20 08:48:00 PM  
I bet those stoner libs wish they had an AR-15 now
 
2013-04-20 08:48:46 PM  
Okay, I'm down for this shiat again....

who's got a scanner link?
 
2013-04-20 08:48:48 PM  

WTFDYW: jso2897: Silly Jesus: They have probably already turned in their guns because criminals aren't allowed to have weapons.

[i18.photobucket.com image 399x268]
Time to get a new alt, Phil.

Very nice shoop. Made me lmao. Haven't seen that D bag for a long time.


Yes you have - he never went away - just changed names.
 
2013-04-20 08:48:55 PM  

Silly Jesus: They have probably already turned in their guns because criminals aren't allowed to have weapons.


They were only asked to turn in their high capacity magazines.
As long as fewer than ten bullets were fired between reloads, its legitimate gun violence.

/The nations been flooded with guns from the start, but its a problem now?
/Maybe it isn't the problem...
 
2013-04-20 08:49:53 PM  

Notabunny: I bet those stoner libs wish they had an AR-15 now

a world that wasn't so full of shiat violent.
 
2013-04-20 08:50:44 PM  

way south: Silly Jesus: They have probably already turned in their guns because criminals aren't allowed to have weapons.

They were only asked to turn in their high capacity magazines.
As long as fewer than ten bullets were fired between reloads, its legitimate gun violence.

/The nations been flooded with guns from the start, but its a problem now?
/Maybe it isn't the problem...


Don't you think it's too soon to get serious about this? Give us time to LoL.
 
2013-04-20 08:50:55 PM  

jso2897: Slappajo: Good thing Colorado just cracked down on gun violence with those new laws and such.

We've already been bored with that "clever" observation - read before post, noob.


It's understandable that you would be upset about buying into the whole gun control thing and now realize that the media and politicians were feeding you a bunch of BS.
 
2013-04-20 08:51:03 PM  

Fubar: Radical Muslim Jihadist


Radial Black male that has to get a job since weed is legal.
 
2013-04-20 08:51:07 PM  

andychrist420: Prodigy AK: try and to find a reliable witness for this one!

sorry, pet peeve


feel better now?
 
2013-04-20 08:51:18 PM  

jso2897: Silly Jesus: They have probably already turned in their guns because criminals aren't allowed to have weapons.


Time to get a new alt, Phil.


I liked Phil better...

Chdhbhhbg...k?
Cxbhfjnnblfhfhfgfcvhggbv...?

....posting style has no style.....
 
2013-04-20 08:51:26 PM  
"Oh WOW, man!  I didn't even know it was LOADED..."
 
2013-04-20 08:51:30 PM  

Silly Jesus: jso2897: Silly Jesus: They have probably already turned in their guns because criminals aren't allowed to have weapons.

[i18.photobucket.com image 399x268]
Time to get a new alt, Phil.

I don't understand it.  What/who is it?


Lol.
 
2013-04-20 08:51:42 PM  

atomic-age: Civil_War2_Time: Surely productivity will go up at several workplaces Monday, if these losers even had/have jobs.

fark "productivity". It's the weekend, and people deserve to relax occasionally. Not everyone thinks work is pleasurable.


Work is rarely (if ever) pleasurable from my 28 years experience in the workforce. I was kidding.
 
2013-04-20 08:51:53 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: Galileo's Daughter: Bathia_Mapes: Galileo's Daughter: Jeep2011: Great, now I have beer sinuses and beer all over my keyboard but at least it still works. Inhaling beer is  the new way to get drunk.

What are beer sinuses?

Ever had milk or soda shoot out your nose because you laughed too hard and inhaled whatever you were drinking?

No.

Soda burns like you wouldn't believe. Damned carbonation!


Soda's got nothing on 121 proof Rye though...

/thought I was gonna die.
 
2013-04-20 08:52:35 PM  
bios.weddingbee.com
 
2013-04-20 08:53:33 PM  

Slappajo: jso2897: Slappajo: Good thing Colorado just cracked down on gun violence with those new laws and such.

We've already been bored with that "clever" observation - read before post, noob.

It's understandable that you would be upset about buying into the whole gun control thing and now realize that the media and politicians were feeding you a bunch of BS.


Oh, no - I'm in agreement with you, in principle - I just don't like boring, unoriginal posts.
 
2013-04-20 08:53:41 PM  
We sure this guys a pothead? I've always used the argument that pot legalization would cause a decrease in violence, both public and domestic. Seems logical though certainly unproven.
 
2013-04-20 08:54:51 PM  
We are tough!nesncom.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-04-20 08:55:18 PM  
Serves your ass right for celebrating Adolf Hitler's birthday by getting stoned.

\\\\ He never smoked a joint in his life anyway.
 
2013-04-20 08:55:29 PM  

Silly Jesus: way south: Silly Jesus: They have probably already turned in their guns because criminals aren't allowed to have weapons.

They were only asked to turn in their high capacity magazines.
As long as fewer than ten bullets were fired between reloads, its legitimate gun violence.

/The nations been flooded with guns from the start, but its a problem now?
/Maybe it isn't the problem...

It takes me at least a week to change magazines.


You need to sign up with Publishers Clearing House. They can change your magazine from Better Homes and Gardens to The New Yorker in a matter of minutes.
 
2013-04-20 08:55:46 PM  

spentmiles: Not a great week for people with a massive herd mentality.  If you think about it, though, you don't really need to run along side thirty or forty thousand other people.  You can just go running by yourself, through pastures, up streams, over mountains, up toward the sky and then down again to the water.  And really, you don't need to get together with thousands, hundreds, or even tens of people to enjoy marijuana.  In fact, just being by yourself without pouring pollutants down your windpipe would probably be even better for your heart and mind.

Why do people feel the need to clog together, like tangled hairs in a drain?  Seems like a mental illness - which makes sense when you consider the bad people such events attract.


Love your work...
 
2013-04-20 08:55:49 PM  

Ravage: What's the over/under on this being a legally purchased weapon from a gun show by someone that would not have passed a background check?


If you can't pass a background check you're not legally allowed to buy a gun.
 
2013-04-20 08:57:08 PM  
For fark's sake, America, can you do ANYTHING without goddamn guns?
 
2013-04-20 08:57:39 PM  
 
2013-04-20 08:58:30 PM  

ariseatex: ladyfortuna: Screw the news tonight.  >.<   I'm going to go cuddle up with Lordfortuna.

Please tell me your song isn't O Fortuna.


It is not. We don't really have one.

/logging off in a mo...
 
2013-04-20 08:59:30 PM  

TalenLee: For fark's sake, America, can you do ANYTHING without goddamn guns?


I tried eating donuts once with my hands instead of sliding them around the barrel of a gun first, but you know, it just wasn't as enjoyable.
 
2013-04-20 09:00:37 PM  

jso2897: tenpoundsofcheese: More violence from potheads.

this week it was bomber #2 and now this.

how is that paranoia inducing drug working out for you?  Not so good this week.

Yeah - but if we ban everything that makes people paranoid, we have to ban AM talk radio, Fox News, the NRA - the list goes on and on, and it's best to stay off that slippery slope.


Nope.  There is no slippery slope.  There is a sharp dividing line between things that alter your brain and words.
 
2013-04-20 09:01:57 PM  

the_rhino: tea party


I had no idea Chris Matthews was a farker.
 
2013-04-20 09:02:09 PM  

Silly Jesus: jso2897: Silly Jesus: way south: Silly Jesus: They have probably already turned in their guns because criminals aren't allowed to have weapons.

They were only asked to turn in their high capacity magazines.
As long as fewer than ten bullets were fired between reloads, its legitimate gun violence.

/The nations been flooded with guns from the start, but its a problem now?
/Maybe it isn't the problem...

It takes me at least a week to change magazines.

You need to sign up with Publishers Clearing House. They can change your magazine from Better Homes and Gardens to The New Yorker in a matter of minutes.

I'd rather have this one.  Saw it the other day and thought it was a joke.

[engagedmediamags.com image 543x749]
[engagedmediamags.com image 591x800]


Maybe - but the amazing thing is that they got Paris Hilton AND Kim Kardassian to model the covers!
 
2013-04-20 09:02:14 PM  

Mrbogey: Ravage: What's the over/under on this being a legally purchased weapon from a gun show by someone that would not have passed a background check?

If you can't pass a background check you're not legally allowed to buy a gun.


shhhh, people who are so afraid of guns get scared when you show them facts.
those are even scarier to them.
 
2013-04-20 09:02:17 PM  
This thread is awesome. 1/4 want to debate guns. 1/4 want to debate mj and 1/2 are stoned.

Math
4:20
 
2013-04-20 09:03:18 PM  

gambitsgirl: This thread is awesome. 1/4 want to debate guns. 1/4 want to debate mj and 1/2 are stoned.

Math
4:20


I got a rock.
 
2013-04-20 09:03:19 PM  
Oh and forgot to say glad our brother stoner farkers that were there are ok.
 
2013-04-20 09:03:49 PM  
#2 stopped smoking about a year ago.  According to the reports that are coming in that's just about the time he stopped hanging out with friends and started to go all terroristy it seems.

So keep the world safe and smoke em if you got em!
 
2013-04-20 09:04:08 PM  

DoctorCal: gambitsgirl: This thread is awesome. 1/4 want to debate guns. 1/4 want to debate mj and 1/2 are stoned.

Math
4:20

I got a rock.


I have sugar free twizzlers which sorta suck.
 
2013-04-20 09:04:09 PM  

Lorelle: Bill_Wick's_Friend: ...and Mr Peanut being shot in the street by a helicopter on his chest.

This guy really has it in for the big dancing legume.

The asshole in that pic was convicted of murdering a rival gang member ("peanut"). The idiot was caught because he was stupid enough to have the crime scene tattooed on his chest.

/it happened in my hometown. :(
//the motel that appears on AC/DC's Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap album is across the street


"Garcia's tattoo shows a helicopter shooting a "Mr. Peanut" in front of a liquor store. Investigators said Garcia's gang moniker is "Chopper," and Juarez's gang, Pico Nuevo, is insultingly referred to as "peanuts" by Rivera 13 members. "

Oh, well that makes sense now. I though a guy in a Mr. Peanut costume raped his mom or something.
 
2013-04-20 09:04:09 PM  

Mrbogey: Ravage: What's the over/under on this being a legally purchased weapon from a gun show by someone that would not have passed a background check?

If you can't pass a background check you're not legally allowed to buy a gun.


The problem with that is that there are still permissible gun sales without a background check. See a story that one of the news outlets did a few days ago where a guy went to a gun show and bought something like 3-4 firearms without any sort of background checks.
 
2013-04-20 09:04:14 PM  
Can we just stop for a few farking days? Godammit people.
 
2013-04-20 09:04:30 PM  

tenpoundsofcheese: jso2897: tenpoundsofcheese: More violence from potheads.

this week it was bomber #2 and now this.

how is that paranoia inducing drug working out for you?  Not so good this week.

Yeah - but if we ban everything that makes people paranoid, we have to ban AM talk radio, Fox News, the NRA - the list goes on and on, and it's best to stay off that slippery slope.

Nope.  There is no slippery slope.  There is a sharp dividing line between things that alter your brain and words.


But words do alter your brain. You need to read some William Burroughs.
 
2013-04-20 09:05:53 PM  

DubtodaIll: We sure this guys a pothead? I've always used the argument that pot legalization would cause a decrease in violence, both public and domestic. Seems logical though certainly unproven.


Yeah I think this guy was a jealous that his drug of choice was never legalized. He probably was trying to sell a bag of cheeseburgers for crack and everyone was like that ain't cool man.
 
2013-04-20 09:06:20 PM  

Prodigy AK: andychrist420: Prodigy AK: try and to find a reliable witness for this one!

sorry, pet peeve

feel better now?


yup.  happy to help.
 
2013-04-20 09:06:41 PM  

luxup: #2 stopped smoking about a year ago.


citation that he stopped smoking?
 
2013-04-20 09:07:24 PM  

Bathysphere: W.C.fields forever: Bathysphere: Heard four to three shots. What the fark? Lotta handicapped folks stuck in the riot. My hands are still shaking.

Bathysphere: Bathia_Mapes: Bathysphere: I was there. Shots sounded about fifty feet away. We got knocked down and I'm a little sore. Worst 4:20 ever.

Glad you're okay.

Thanks. After this week, I need a beer.

Or 4 to 3 shots.

Ok, I lol'ed. Thanks for the laugh. I needed one. What a buzzkill.


*heart bump*
 
2013-04-20 09:07:54 PM  

Civil_War2_Time: atomic-age: Civil_War2_Time: Surely productivity will go up at several workplaces Monday, if these losers even had/have jobs.

fark "productivity". It's the weekend, and people deserve to relax occasionally. Not everyone thinks work is pleasurable.

Work is rarely (if ever) pleasurable from my 28 years experience in the workforce. I was kidding.


Okay. I've been working too long as well. ;)
 
2013-04-20 09:07:59 PM  
I do love FARK, big-ass elephant sitting right in the middle of the room and no one dares speak of it.
 
2013-04-20 09:08:00 PM  
Silly Jesus:I'd rather have this one.  Saw it the other day and thought it was a joke.

It's got to be. WTF is that tri-barreled thing?
 
2013-04-20 09:08:08 PM  

tenpoundsofcheese: Mrbogey: Ravage: What's the over/under on this being a legally purchased weapon from a gun show by someone that would not have passed a background check?

If you can't pass a background check you're not legally allowed to buy a gun.

shhhh, people who are so afraid of guns get scared when you show them facts.
those are even scarier to them.


Shhh, people who are so afraid of the boogieman taking away their guns when people talk sensibly get batshiat crazy.  Those are the scariest of all.
 
2013-04-20 09:08:34 PM  

Jeep2011: Galileo's Daughter: Bathia_Mapes: Galileo's Daughter: Jeep2011: Great, now I have beer sinuses and beer all over my keyboard but at least it still works. Inhaling beer is  the new way to get drunk.

What are beer sinuses?

Ever had milk or soda shoot out your nose because you laughed too hard and inhaled whatever you were drinking?

No.

I am very sorry you have not had that much happiness in your life.


I am very sorry that you make unwarranted assumptions about other people's happiness without knowing what their lives are like.
 
2013-04-20 09:10:18 PM  

BigRightRear: I do love FARK, big-ass elephant sitting right in the middle of the room and no one dares speak of it.


Nah, it's more fun to do stuff like this

imgs.xkcd.com
 
2013-04-20 09:10:29 PM  

BigRightRear: I do love FARK, big-ass elephant sitting right in the middle of the room and no one dares speak of it.


Are YOU going to clean up after it, Mr. Smarty-pants?
 
2013-04-20 09:10:31 PM  
I seem to remember there was another shooter in Colorado who was a pothead.
 
2013-04-20 09:10:48 PM  

BigRightRear: I do love FARK, big-ass elephant sitting right in the middle of the room and no one dares speak of it.


Come again?  Fark has beaten every possible conversational topic to death, and then continued beating it.

Lol, beating it.  In their mom's basement
 
2013-04-20 09:11:39 PM  

spickus: Silly Jesus:I'd rather have this one.  Saw it the other day and thought it was a joke.

It's got to be. WTF is that tri-barreled thing?


Looks to be a Kel-Tec KSG.  One barrel, twin feed tubes.  Almost impossible to get ahold of since December.
 
2013-04-20 09:12:40 PM  

Silly Jesus: jso2897: Retard Wrangler: Silly blacks.

Yeah - why can't they use pressure cookers, like us civilized white folks do?

The white folks with pressure cookers have a hell of a lot of catching up to do.


Is it a contest? Oooh cool! I love contests! Who's keeping score? Are there rules, or is it just a sort of bloodthirsty version of Calvinball?
 
2013-04-20 09:13:39 PM  
I see what you did there, Mr.(Miss, Mrs) AP Writer

i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-20 09:13:55 PM  

luxup: tenpoundsofcheese: Mrbogey: Ravage: What's the over/under on this being a legally purchased weapon from a gun show by someone that would not have passed a background check?

If you can't pass a background check you're not legally allowed to buy a gun.

shhhh, people who are so afraid of guns get scared when you show them facts.
those are even scarier to them.

Shhh, people who are so afraid of the boogieman taking away their guns when people talk sensibly get batshiat crazy.


what is sensible about a person who doesn't know wtf background checks and gun shows are about?
People just make shiat up because they are so afraid of guns.
 
2013-04-20 09:14:24 PM  

tenpoundsofcheese: luxup: #2 stopped smoking about a year ago.

citation that he stopped smoking?


It's from the Daily News.  I read it other places during the day but I just grabbed something quick for you...

"I was just shocked," Glasby said after hearing his friend was identified as the alleged bomber. "Shocked is the word for it. I did note expect it. This was out of nowhere."

Tsarnaev enjoyed playing intramural soccer and soccer video games, listening to hip-hop and using marijuana, although he said he had stopped smoking this year, Glasby said"

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/dzhokhar-tsarnaev-partied-gym- da ys-bombing-article-1.1322828

This one says this year but I read or heard a report that said last year.  Either way I believe it's clear that we should ban the non-smoking of pot.
 
2013-04-20 09:14:30 PM  

tenpoundsofcheese: I seem to remember there was another shooter in Colorado who was a pothead.


That's a dirty lie - John Denver never shot anybody!
 
2013-04-20 09:14:54 PM  
CNN Breaking News: Weed kills.
 
2013-04-20 09:15:47 PM  
cops as agent provocateurs?

more likely than you think.
 
2013-04-20 09:17:10 PM  

BigRightRear: I do love FARK, big-ass elephant sitting right in the middle of the room and no one dares speak of it.


There's an elephant? Dude.
 
2013-04-20 09:17:12 PM  

Silly Jesus: jso2897: Silly Jesus: way south: Silly Jesus: They have probably already turned in their guns because criminals aren't allowed to have weapons.

They were only asked to turn in their high capacity magazines.
As long as fewer than ten bullets were fired between reloads, its legitimate gun violence.

/The nations been flooded with guns from the start, but its a problem now?
/Maybe it isn't the problem...

It takes me at least a week to change magazines.

You need to sign up with Publishers Clearing House. They can change your magazine from Better Homes and Gardens to The New Yorker in a matter of minutes.

I'd rather have this one.  Saw it the other day and thought it was a joke.

[engagedmediamags.com image 543x749]
[engagedmediamags.com image 591x800]


Holy farking hell! They're really not shoops. Ain't that some serious, paranoid sh*t?
 
2013-04-20 09:18:13 PM  

Skyd1v: Looks to be a Kel-Tec KSG.  One barrel, twin feed tubes.



All three barrels appear to be functional in the one pictured above. Funny looking chokes.
 
2013-04-20 09:20:28 PM  
FTA: "Police described the first suspect as a light complexioned black male, about 6 feet tall and weighing about 180 pounds. He was wearing a gray hoodie"

gp.org

Can't believe I'm the first.

JUSTICE FOR 4/20!
 
2013-04-20 09:22:17 PM  
DRT.
The brothers in the 70's enjoyed the weed and didn't bring along guns when we were partying back in the day.
 
2013-04-20 09:23:00 PM  

eddievercetti: CNN Breaking News: Weed kills.


Dude that was just a Roundup commercial, and the guy said "Kill weeds".
 
2013-04-20 09:23:20 PM  

jso2897: tenpoundsofcheese: jso2897: tenpoundsofcheese: More violence from potheads.

this week it was bomber #2 and now this.

how is that paranoia inducing drug working out for you?  Not so good this week.

Yeah - but if we ban everything that makes people paranoid, we have to ban AM talk radio, Fox News, the NRA - the list goes on and on, and it's best to stay off that slippery slope.

Nope.  There is no slippery slope.  There is a sharp dividing line between things that alter your brain and words.

But words do alter your brain. You need to read some William Burroughs.


No kidding. I watched "the Naked Lunch" once and just sat there after it was over for awhile going "wtf?" for awhile and I was stone cold sober.
 
2013-04-20 09:25:09 PM  

andychrist420: Prodigy AK: andychrist420: Prodigy AK: try and to find a reliable witness for this one!

sorry, pet peeve

feel better now?

yup.  happy to help.


http://s125.photobucket.com/user/Prodigy73_photo/media/itsnotitsnew_z p sf27cebbb.gif.html">http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p72/Prodigy73_p hoto/itsnotitsnew_zp sf27cebbb.gif">
 
2013-04-20 09:25:43 PM  

tenpoundsofcheese: luxup: tenpoundsofcheese: Mrbogey: Ravage: What's the over/under on this being a legally purchased weapon from a gun show by someone that would not have passed a background check?

If you can't pass a background check you're not legally allowed to buy a gun.

shhhh, people who are so afraid of guns get scared when you show them facts.
those are even scarier to them.

Shhh, people who are so afraid of the boogieman taking away their guns when people talk sensibly get batshiat crazy.

what is sensible about a person who doesn't know wtf background checks and gun shows are about?
People just make shiat up because they are so afraid of guns.


I don't know.  What is sensible about not requiring increased background checks and a mental health review?  But what the heck...Whoop-de-doo right?  Here you go, I'm sure you will love this guy:

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/thu-april-18-2013/gun-control-whoo p- de-doo

So like I said...BAT-SHIAT-CRAZY!
 
2013-04-20 09:25:46 PM  
Granny_Panties:

 This shiat is going to start happening every day.

Yeah, because everybody in the country got their new guns like two weeks ago. Before that, this stuff never happened.
 
2013-04-20 09:26:04 PM  
good week for blacks and muslims......
 
2013-04-20 09:26:18 PM  
So... How awesome was everyone else's 420?
There were so many stoners, bounce-n-plays, and cops down here.
The cops just sat there and watched us.
Lol.
 
2013-04-20 09:27:06 PM  
alright, i was in a car at the corner of lincoln and colfax right as this happened.  traffic was thick as shiat because of the rally.  we were headed to a friends 4/20 house party with the windows down and listening to 2pac.
i am not making that up, i honestly had no idea why aaron was listening to 2pac at the time.
Anyways just as my girlfriend mentioned 'huh, those motorcycle cops look pretty bored' we heard 5 or 6 pops come from the park where all those derned dirty kids were and all kinda looked at each other and over to where the sound came from and people were just sprinting like hell out of there.  colfax was a red light and there was just mobs of people flooding around the street to get the fark away.
so we sped off and got stoned.
i forgot to take pictures.
 
2013-04-20 09:27:47 PM  

utah dude: dark skinned people. what a surprise. probably Muslims, too.


I understand that witnesses reported that they had small hands, and smelled of cabbage.
 
2013-04-20 09:27:52 PM  

Galileo's Daughter: Jeep2011: Galileo's Daughter: Bathia_Mapes: Galileo's Daughter: Jeep2011: Great, now I have beer sinuses and beer all over my keyboard but at least it still works. Inhaling beer is  the new way to get drunk.

What are beer sinuses?

Ever had milk or soda shoot out your nose because you laughed too hard and inhaled whatever you were drinking?

No.

I am very sorry you have not had that much happiness in your life.

I am very sorry that you make unwarranted assumptions about other people's happiness without knowing what their lives are like.


Naw dude, you are clearly an outlier. I'm old and I'm pretty sure everyone I know has at some point or another spewed liquid out their nose at an unexpected laugh. You've never heard 'you owe me a new keyboard?'. Yeah, that's what that's about.
 
2013-04-20 09:29:08 PM  
And yet on HLN: Mystery Detectives.
CNN: Buddhist customs (NTTAWWT)
CNBC: Suze Orman
MSNBC: Leslie West talking about Wace '93
Fox: Talking heads
 
2013-04-20 09:29:29 PM  

stanadamsii: jso2897: tenpoundsofcheese: jso2897: tenpoundsofcheese: More violence from potheads.

this week it was bomber #2 and now this.

how is that paranoia inducing drug working out for you?  Not so good this week.

Yeah - but if we ban everything that makes people paranoid, we have to ban AM talk radio, Fox News, the NRA - the list goes on and on, and it's best to stay off that slippery slope.

Nope.  There is no slippery slope.  There is a sharp dividing line between things that alter your brain and words.

But words do alter your brain. You need to read some William Burroughs.

No kidding. I watched "the Naked Lunch" once and just sat there after it was over for awhile going "wtf?" for awhile and I was stone cold sober.


The movie was an exercise in reason and logical progression compared to the book it is based on.
 
2013-04-20 09:30:23 PM  
Markoff_Cheney:
oh wait, the 9news clips is farking priceless.
http://www.9news.com/news/article/331657/339/Police-Shots-fired-at-C ol o-pot-holiday-gathering-
it gets great around 2:00 minutes.  on in denver, only on 4/20
 
2013-04-20 09:31:00 PM  
DoctorCal:

I got a rock.

But, Crack Day is 7:11.
 
2013-04-20 09:31:31 PM  

frymeupasteak: good week for blacks and muslims......


Hey - who needs a Mercedes when you have a big dick?
 
2013-04-20 09:31:34 PM  
DAYS WITHOUT AN INCIDENT: 0
 
2013-04-20 09:32:59 PM  

farkin_Gary: DoctorCal:

I got a rock.

But, Crack Day is 7:11.


Crack Day is in February.
 
2013-04-20 09:33:21 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: The problem with that is that there are still permissible gun sales without a background check. See a story that one of the news outlets did a few days ago where a guy went to a gun show and bought something like 3-4 firearms without any sort of background checks.


And an 16 year old can easily get alcohol by asking a 21 year old to buy it. You're breaking the law and involving 3rd parties. Private sales actually aren't where most criminals get their guns anyways. Most get it through straw purchases. Something illegal but rarely enforced by the BATFE.
 
2013-04-20 09:34:32 PM  

jso2897: I understand that witnesses reported that they had small hands, and smelled of cabbage.


DUDE, were they Dutch, too?
 
2013-04-20 09:35:03 PM  

NOLA_farkette: So... How awesome was everyone else's 420?
There were so many stoners, bounce-n-plays, and cops down here.
The cops just sat there and watched us.
Lol.


I went to Popeye's for food. My order number was 420.

/Not a toker.
 
2013-04-20 09:36:36 PM  

vabeard: farkin_Gary: DoctorCal:

I got a rock.

But, Crack Day is 7:11.

Crack Day is in February.


What you did there, I think I see it.
 
2013-04-20 09:37:59 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: Markoff_Cheney:
oh wait, the 9news clips is farking priceless.
http://www.9news.com/news/article/331657/339/Police-Shots-fired-at-C ol o-pot-holiday-gathering-
it gets great around 2:00 minutes.  on in denver, only on 4/20


A dog was shot? Poor puppy. :-(
 
2013-04-20 09:38:49 PM  
Snoop Fire Dog sez "Shizzle."
 
2013-04-20 09:39:25 PM  

ExpressPork: insano: Two people shot with non-life-threatening injuries and this is a newsflash? This happens every ten minutes in <insert major city here>.

Yeah but GUNS

Wasn't there a "mass-stabbing" recently?  I didn't hear much about it.


Might have something to do with people not dying.
 
2013-04-20 09:39:38 PM  
Fortunately, a geocaching event across town kept me from being there.
 
2013-04-20 09:41:59 PM  

stanadamsii: But words do alter your brain. You need to read some William Burroughs.

No kidding. I watched "the Naked Lunch" once and just sat there after it was over for awhile going "wtf?" for awhile and I was stone cold sober.


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-20 09:43:07 PM  
Conservative plant.
 
2013-04-20 09:43:45 PM  
GODDAMMIT CARTMAN! >_<
 
2013-04-20 09:44:59 PM  

kxs401: Oakenshield: Barbecue Bob: Just rode my bike past there a few hours ago.
All Hippies and some gangbangers. Take a guess which ones probably did the shooting?

Depends. What is a "gangbanger" as opposed to a Hippie?

Hippie: white person who smokes weed. Gangbanger: black person who smokes weed.


userserve-ak.last.fm
Gangbanger
 
2013-04-20 09:45:48 PM  

nmemkha: Conservative plant.


Those goddamn right-wing dandelions.
 
2013-04-20 09:50:44 PM  

jso2897: frymeupasteak: good week for blacks and muslims......


uh... i think all the corrupt business owners and firefighters that died in the texas explosion were southern white dudes with families and what not?
 
2013-04-20 09:57:21 PM  

BigRightRear: I do love FARK, big-ass elephant sitting right in the middle of the room and no one dares speak of it.


Dude, you're supposed to be smoking weed today, not dropping acid.
 
2013-04-20 09:58:36 PM  

utah dude: uh... i think all the corrupt business owners and firefighters that died in the texas explosion were southern white dudes with families and what not?


see:
i.dailymail.co.uk
owners.
firefighter:
seemydeath.com
"a married father of two with a third on the way, "
 
2013-04-20 09:58:48 PM  
Wanted for questioning:

www.imfdb.org
 
2013-04-20 10:00:08 PM  

GBmanNC: BigRightRear: I do love FARK, big-ass elephant sitting right in the middle of the room and no one dares speak of it.

Dude, you're supposed to be smoking weed today, not dropping acid.


uh... i'm still not seeing what the elephant is he's referring to? 2ndA? pot legalization being a bad thing? colorado'ans being dumb? people with guns in public places?
 
2013-04-20 10:01:00 PM  

nmemkha: Conservative plant.


I thought that conservatives like them were usually called a fruit.
 
2013-04-20 10:01:38 PM  

BigRightRear: I do love FARK, big-ass elephant sitting right in the middle of the room and no one dares speak of it.


Hitlers birthday ?
 
2013-04-20 10:02:12 PM  

GBmanNC: BigRightRear: I do love FARK, big-ass elephant sitting right in the middle of the room and no one dares speak of it.

Dude, you're supposed to be smoking weed today, not dropping acid.


But I couldn't find any weed!
 
2013-04-20 10:02:51 PM  
So what ooga booga scary X people is the Fox News crowd going to collectively shiat themselves over now?
 
2013-04-20 10:03:08 PM  

RottenEggs: BigRightRear: I do love FARK, big-ass elephant sitting right in the middle of the room and no one dares speak of it.

Hitlers birthday ?



Damn, and I'm fresh out of candles!
 
2013-04-20 10:04:02 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-20 10:04:02 PM  

RottenEggs: BigRightRear: I do love FARK, big-ass elephant sitting right in the middle of the room and no one dares speak of it.

Hitlers birthday ?


i just learned something.
 
2013-04-20 10:04:31 PM  

Mrbogey: Something illegal but rarely enforced by the BATFE.


[citation needed]

And you're saying that this stops purchases that occur without a background check...how?
 
2013-04-20 10:06:45 PM  

Pichu0102: So what ooga booga scary X people is the Fox News crowd going to collectively shiat themselves over now?


ooga booga?  Damn, that's an old one.
 
2013-04-20 10:06:47 PM  
Goddamnit, can't we just have just one day when we aren't blowing or shooting each other up?
 
2013-04-20 10:07:42 PM  
Shoutout to the farker who gifted me a month of Total Fark! Thank you very much.
 
2013-04-20 10:10:06 PM  

JohnBigBootay: What kind of idiot brings a gun to a festival in the park?


the ghetto gangbanger type.
 
2013-04-20 10:11:38 PM  

Silly Jesus: jso2897: Silly Jesus: way south: Silly Jesus: They have probably already turned in their guns because criminals aren't allowed to have weapons.

They were only asked to turn in their high capacity magazines.
As long as fewer than ten bullets were fired between reloads, its legitimate gun violence.

/The nations been flooded with guns from the start, but its a problem now?
/Maybe it isn't the problem...

It takes me at least a week to change magazines.

You need to sign up with Publishers Clearing House. They can change your magazine from Better Homes and Gardens to The New Yorker in a matter of minutes.

I'd rather have this one.  Saw it the other day and thought it was a joke.

[engagedmediamags.com image 543x749]
[engagedmediamags.com image 591x800]


Saw that magazine at Cabela's, IIRC.

/ didn't surprise me at all....
 
2013-04-20 10:12:34 PM  
This is why we need more guns.

More guns would have prevented this from ever happening.
 
2013-04-20 10:13:38 PM  
maybe this is the elephant:

April 20-21, 2013, Colorado. Militia Training. Paramilitary training organized by Colorado's 1st Mountain Division, a militia group
 
2013-04-20 10:13:53 PM  

TalenLee: For fark's sake, America, can you do ANYTHING without goddamn guns?


Recently, we've been known to be pretty creative with our pressure cookers as well. No guns needed.
 
2013-04-20 10:15:56 PM  

Oakenshield: Barbecue Bob: Just rode my bike past there a few hours ago.
All Hippies and some gangbangers. Take a guess which ones probably did the shooting?

Depends. What is a "gangbanger" as opposed to a Hippie?


The sex is angrier.
 
2013-04-20 10:16:02 PM  
One bad bud ruins the sack.
 
2013-04-20 10:16:05 PM  
Only a good guy with a joint can stop a bad guy with a joint!

/they smoke up together and don't move for hours
 
2013-04-20 10:31:14 PM  

AteMyBrain: Denver Strong!

You f'ed with the wrong city!

Can somebody whip up an image with really fierce-looking Denver sports team mascots?


extraordinaryintelligence.com
 
2013-04-20 10:32:22 PM  
i129.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-20 10:33:24 PM  
thisisyourbrainonFark:

[extraordinaryintelligence.com image 850x566]

Is that the horse out front of DIA? That thing always gave me the jibblies.
 
2013-04-20 10:36:23 PM  

TsukasaK: thisisyourbrainonFark:

[extraordinaryintelligence.com image 850x566]

Is that the horse out front of DIA? That thing always gave me the jibblies.


Yeah. Killed its creator.
 
2013-04-20 10:42:09 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Mrbogey: Something illegal but rarely enforced by the BATFE.

[citation needed]

And you're saying that this stops purchases that occur without a background check...how?


http://freedomoutpost.com/2013/01/joe-biden-we-dont-have-time-to-pro se cute-everybody-who-lies-on-background-checks/

Tens of thousands of people lie on their form 4473 or attempt to buy a gun each year. They seldom face prosecution for their attempts.
 
2013-04-20 10:52:56 PM  
But guns aren't a problem
 
2013-04-20 10:52:59 PM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: TsukasaK: thisisyourbrainonFark:

[extraordinaryintelligence.com image 850x566]

Is that the horse out front of DIA? That thing always gave me the jibblies.

Yeah. Killed its creator.


Have you been inside DIA? Some of the ' art' there is kinda creepy!!
 
2013-04-20 11:00:19 PM  
FTA: Police are looking for two men. They described the first suspect as a light complexioned black man, about 6 feet tall and weighing about 180 pounds. He was wearing a gray hoodie, black pants and a Carolina blue baseball cap.

The second suspect was a black male in a checkered black and white shirt. Police spokesman Sonny Jackson didn't have a description of that suspect's height and weight.
So, any updates yet?
 
2013-04-20 11:00:23 PM  

SuperNinjaToad: thisisyourbrainonFark: TsukasaK: thisisyourbrainonFark:

[extraordinaryintelligence.com image 850x566]

Is that the horse out front of DIA? That thing always gave me the jibblies.

Yeah. Killed its creator.

Have you been inside DIA? Some of the ' art' there is kinda creepy!!


Obligatory:

http://blogs.denverpost.com/thespot/2011/12/06/stephen-colbert-exami ne s-the-mysteries-behind-dia-and-its-phallic-imagery/49253/
 
2013-04-20 11:01:02 PM  

thunderbird8804: Wow, with the goings on in Boston this week these two are going to run into a serious case of...

[i280.photobucket.com image 500x322]


You mean bringing a gun to a party?  And firing it?
 
2013-04-20 11:02:06 PM  
because the only thing stopping a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun
 
2013-04-20 11:05:08 PM  
My money is on a liquor industry executive.
 
2013-04-20 11:06:52 PM  
seems like the US needs to ad a drug test to background check to purchase handguns.
 
2013-04-20 11:10:37 PM  

Dimensio: NOLA_farkette: So... How awesome was everyone else's 420?
There were so many stoners, bounce-n-plays, and cops down here.
The cops just sat there and watched us.
Lol.

I went to Popeye's for food. My order number was 420.

/Not a toker.


You should totally be one now for Popeyes has spoken!
 
2013-04-20 11:11:29 PM  
Smoke weed dude.
 
2013-04-20 11:13:09 PM  

Zimmy: First Boston Hitler now this.

ftfy
 
2013-04-20 11:16:41 PM  

Mrbogey: cameroncrazy1984: Mrbogey: Something illegal but rarely enforced by the BATFE.

[citation needed]

And you're saying that this stops purchases that occur without a background check...how?

http://freedomoutpost.com/2013/01/joe-biden-we-dont-have-time-to-pro se cute-everybody-who-lies-on-background-checks/

Tens of thousands of people lie on their form 4473 or attempt to buy a gun each year. They seldom face prosecution for their attempts.


Again, this prevents people from buying a gun without a background check...how?
 
2013-04-20 11:16:45 PM  

BalugaJoe: Smoke weed dude.


Smoke.
 
2013-04-20 11:25:36 PM  
Seriously who actually cares about these hippies?
 
2013-04-20 11:30:11 PM  

luthia: But guns aren't a problem


No, inanimate objects are not a problem.  People shooting people is a problem.
 
2013-04-20 11:31:08 PM  
lh4.ggpht.com
 
2013-04-20 11:34:11 PM  

What_Would_Jimi_Do: seems like the US needs to ad a drug test to background check to purchase handguns.


As a qualification, or a disqualification?
 
2013-04-20 11:35:38 PM  

jso2897: What_Would_Jimi_Do: seems like the US needs to ad a drug test to background check to purchase handguns.

As a qualification, or a disqualification?


what ever you one you want winner
 
2013-04-20 11:45:12 PM  
www.rawstory.com
"EAT LEAD YOU DIRTY HIPPIES!"
 
2013-04-21 12:00:44 AM  
I wonder who would gain to shoot up a pot rally? Hmmmmm. Someone trying to give a peaceful event a bad name? No takers?
 
2013-04-21 12:06:39 AM  

Ravage: What's the over/under on this being a legally purchased weapon from a gun show by someone that would not have passed a background check?


About 50 to 1 being purchased at a gun show at all. But even a smaller fraction of guns at gunshows are private sales.

Probably 1/200 to 1/1000 conservatively speaking.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-04-21 12:07:58 AM  
Pot smokers don't carry guns. Pipes are cheaper and they work much better.
 
2013-04-21 12:09:13 AM  
I'm actually proud of the response of the more level-headed folks in the crowd. A few people were trying to prevent a riot situation, but helping others up, and shouting at people to watch out for the trampled.
 
2013-04-21 12:12:04 AM  
Is the dog ok?
 
2013-04-21 12:14:22 AM  
And I'm back. What'd I miss?
 
2013-04-21 12:15:03 AM  
Why did they pick Hitlers birthday?  Is it to celebrate his birthday or is there another reason for the 4/20?
 
2013-04-21 12:16:57 AM  

real_headhoncho: [i129.photobucket.com image 800x445]


Very nice.

Off subject, but speakin of herb, is soosh airing tunes tonight?
 
2013-04-21 12:22:42 AM  

skykid: [www.rawstory.com image 615x345]
"EAT LEAD YOU DIRTY HIPPIES!"


Who is this ugly f**k, and why do people keep posting his picture?
 
2013-04-21 12:30:46 AM  

frankencj: Why did they pick Hitlers birthday?  Is it to celebrate his birthday or is there another reason for the 4/20?


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/420_%28cannabis_culture%29
 
2013-04-21 12:32:36 AM  

kxs401: Bathia_Mapes: kxs401: Sh*t, my brother is there.

I hope he's okay. ((((((HUG))))))

Waiting for a text back!


Any update? Hope all is okay.
 
2013-04-21 12:37:47 AM  

jso2897: skykid: [www.rawstory.com image 615x345]
"EAT LEAD YOU DIRTY HIPPIES!"

Who is this ugly f**k, and why do people keep posting his picture?



Bob Davis a D-List Conservative Talk Show Host from Minnesota who told the Newtown famiies to "go to hell" and that his "liberties" to own a gun are more important then their dead kids.


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/18/bob-davis-sandy-hook-go-to- he ll_n_3109781.html
 
2013-04-21 12:38:20 AM  
"We were standing in the center over there, they just started shooting," a witness in Broncos clothing told Haythorn.

Jesus, what's with the completely irrelevant details, are they paying you by the word? This doesn't add the "human element" to the story, it's just completely useless info...
 
2013-04-21 12:43:43 AM  
Damn Chechens
 
2013-04-21 12:48:34 AM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: AteMyBrain: Denver Strong!

You f'ed with the wrong city!

Can somebody whip up an image with really fierce-looking Denver sports team mascots?

[extraordinaryintelligence.com image 850x566]


That looks downright satanic.
 
2013-04-21 12:50:45 AM  

zvoidx: FTA: "Police tweeted ..."

[i.imgur.com image 220x163]


In Portland the police Twitter name is on the police cars.  Seriously.

koin.newspubli.sh
 
2013-04-21 12:52:03 AM  

blottoman: real_headhoncho: [i129.photobucket.com image 800x445]

Very nice.

Off subject, but speakin of herb, is soosh airing tunes tonight?


Good question, I've been missing some Soosh, and is this week like the record for News Flashes. Damn.
 
2013-04-21 12:53:11 AM  
Hydroponic grown terrorists
 
2013-04-21 01:15:08 AM  

skykid: jso2897: skykid: [www.rawstory.com image 615x345]
"EAT LEAD YOU DIRTY HIPPIES!"

Who is this ugly f**k, and why do people keep posting his picture?


Bob Davis a D-List Conservative Talk Show Host from Minnesota who told the Newtown famiies to "go to hell" and that his "liberties" to own a gun are more important then their dead kids.


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/18/bob-davis-sandy-hook-go-to- he ll_n_3109781.html


Can't blame him. If I was that ugly, I'd be full of hate and loathing, too.
 
2013-04-21 01:18:37 AM  

jso2897: skykid: jso2897: skykid: [www.rawstory.com image 615x345]
"EAT LEAD YOU DIRTY HIPPIES!"

Who is this ugly f**k, and why do people keep posting his picture?


Bob Davis a D-List Conservative Talk Show Host from Minnesota who told the Newtown famiies to "go to hell" and that his "liberties" to own a gun are more important then their dead kids.


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/18/bob-davis-sandy-hook-go-to- he ll_n_3109781.html

Can't blame him. If I was that ugly, I'd be full of hate and loathing, too.


I made the comment when I first saw that picture of him in that stupid pose that he reminded me of Cartman in that episode of South Park where he faked being handicapped.

www.rawstory.com
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-21 01:24:17 AM  

blottoman: real_headhoncho: [i129.photobucket.com image 800x445]

Very nice.

Off subject, but speakin of herb, is soosh airing tunes tonight?


I am!

http://www.fark.com/comments/7710081
 
2013-04-21 02:35:21 AM  

davidphogan: zvoidx: FTA: "Police tweeted ..."

[i.imgur.com image 220x163]

In Portland the police Twitter name is on the police cars.  Seriously.

[koin.newspubli.sh image 658x370]


I've never been to Portland, but I can tell that they did that specifically to prevent someone else from being able to set up a fake police twitter to spread bad information.
 
2013-04-21 03:15:19 AM  

AMERICA! fark YEAH!!!

 
2013-04-21 03:17:12 AM  

frankencj: Why did they pick Hitlers birthday?  Is it to celebrate his birthday or is there another reason for the 4/20?



newsimg.bbc.co.uk

While I have never verified this personally, I have heard it said that April 20 occurred during numerous years over many centuries prior to the birth of the guy who eventually  ruined Charlie Chaplin's mustache trademark.


/I'll NEVER forgive Hitler for that.
 
2013-04-21 05:03:50 AM  
Colorado residents class the Union up on so many levels.
 
2013-04-21 05:05:11 AM  

frankencj: Why did they pick Hitlers birthday?  Is it to celebrate his birthday or is there another reason for the 4/20?


There's an apocryphal story that I'm surprised you've never heard:

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/04/20/pot-s-founding-fath er s-the-real-story-of-4-20.html

Per the legend, 4:20 was originally a time to meet and go hunting for pot.  Then a Rolling Stones writer declared the date a holy day.
 
2013-04-21 05:10:49 AM  
What? Only two shot? Shots being fired is like, an every day thing. It's usually not even worth talking about unless more than five people die at the hands of one gunman.
 
2013-04-21 05:50:23 AM  
Morons acting like morons at a moron convention. Wow
 
2013-04-21 05:58:33 AM  

bestie1: Pot has a lot of problems.  It can really mess your life up.  However, I have never seen a news where someone smoking pot started shooting the place up.


You have now.
 
2013-04-21 06:49:46 AM  
Somebody was farking up the rotation
 
2013-04-21 08:23:45 AM  
just as i long speculated.  drugs cause violence.
 
2013-04-21 08:32:34 AM  

Mrtraveler01: Goddamnit, can't we just have just one day when we aren't blowing or shooting each other up?


Even after twenty years of declining homicide rates, there are still about 15,000 murders per year in the US, so: Outlook not so good.
 
2013-04-21 09:51:07 AM  
This is everyday news.
 
2013-04-21 10:02:02 AM  

USP .45: Morons acting like morons at a moron convention. Wow


So you're saying this is a repeat?
 
2013-04-21 10:16:04 AM  
I have not yet read the article, and I don't want to appear racist... but I am willing to bet that this is what happens when a bunch of stoners throw a weed party to mellow the fark out, and then a bunch of people who think weed belongs in rap videos with gun and biatches show up to the party...  These people then proceed to "keep it real"...
 
2013-04-21 10:21:48 AM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-21 10:45:30 AM  

Hillbilly Jim: Can we just stop for a few farking days? Godammit people.


I don't know man.   There are still over 300 million of us out there, and if even just %1 of us are bad, then we are going to need a lot more violence before we reduce the violence!
 
2013-04-21 11:24:35 AM  

Barbecue Bob: Just rode my bike past there a few hours ago.
All Hippies and some gangbangers. Take a guess which ones probably did the shooting?


The democrats?
 
2013-04-21 11:44:58 AM  

Fubar: reddadenver: I'm watching the press interviewing very incoherent stoners.... it's great fun!

Is Kai There?


upload.wikimedia.org

The dead have no use for cannabis.
 
2013-04-21 11:45:06 AM  

Nemo's Brother: Barbecue Bob: Just rode my bike past there a few hours ago.
All Hippies and some gangbangers. Take a guess which ones probably did the shooting?

The democrats?


lol... that's funny because both the gangbangers and the hippies are likely to vote democrat...

/not joking
 
2013-04-21 01:43:18 PM  
The Age of Aquarius meets Smith and Wesson
 
2013-04-21 03:54:02 PM  
4/20 users can go to hell.  i need to get a job

and that means DRUG TEST
 
2013-04-21 04:21:55 PM  

Galileo's Daughter: What are beer sinuses?


It's a pretty well-known effect of drinking.  After a few beers, that hosebeast in the shadowy corner actually starts to smell kinda good.
 
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