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2013-04-20 09:39:25 PM  

ExpressPork: insano: Two people shot with non-life-threatening injuries and this is a newsflash? This happens every ten minutes in <insert major city here>.

Yeah but GUNS

Wasn't there a "mass-stabbing" recently?  I didn't hear much about it.


Might have something to do with people not dying.
 
2013-04-20 09:39:38 PM  
Fortunately, a geocaching event across town kept me from being there.
 
2013-04-20 09:41:59 PM  

stanadamsii: But words do alter your brain. You need to read some William Burroughs.

No kidding. I watched "the Naked Lunch" once and just sat there after it was over for awhile going "wtf?" for awhile and I was stone cold sober.


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-20 09:43:07 PM  
Conservative plant.
 
2013-04-20 09:43:45 PM  
GODDAMMIT CARTMAN! >_<
 
2013-04-20 09:44:59 PM  

kxs401: Oakenshield: Barbecue Bob: Just rode my bike past there a few hours ago.
All Hippies and some gangbangers. Take a guess which ones probably did the shooting?

Depends. What is a "gangbanger" as opposed to a Hippie?

Hippie: white person who smokes weed. Gangbanger: black person who smokes weed.


userserve-ak.last.fm
Gangbanger
 
2013-04-20 09:45:48 PM  

nmemkha: Conservative plant.


Those goddamn right-wing dandelions.
 
2013-04-20 09:50:44 PM  

jso2897: frymeupasteak: good week for blacks and muslims......


uh... i think all the corrupt business owners and firefighters that died in the texas explosion were southern white dudes with families and what not?
 
2013-04-20 09:57:21 PM  

BigRightRear: I do love FARK, big-ass elephant sitting right in the middle of the room and no one dares speak of it.


Dude, you're supposed to be smoking weed today, not dropping acid.
 
2013-04-20 09:58:36 PM  

utah dude: uh... i think all the corrupt business owners and firefighters that died in the texas explosion were southern white dudes with families and what not?


see:
i.dailymail.co.uk
owners.
firefighter:
seemydeath.com
"a married father of two with a third on the way, "
 
2013-04-20 09:58:48 PM  
Wanted for questioning:

www.imfdb.org
 
2013-04-20 10:00:08 PM  

GBmanNC: BigRightRear: I do love FARK, big-ass elephant sitting right in the middle of the room and no one dares speak of it.

Dude, you're supposed to be smoking weed today, not dropping acid.


uh... i'm still not seeing what the elephant is he's referring to? 2ndA? pot legalization being a bad thing? colorado'ans being dumb? people with guns in public places?
 
2013-04-20 10:01:00 PM  

nmemkha: Conservative plant.


I thought that conservatives like them were usually called a fruit.
 
2013-04-20 10:01:38 PM  

BigRightRear: I do love FARK, big-ass elephant sitting right in the middle of the room and no one dares speak of it.


Hitlers birthday ?
 
2013-04-20 10:02:12 PM  

GBmanNC: BigRightRear: I do love FARK, big-ass elephant sitting right in the middle of the room and no one dares speak of it.

Dude, you're supposed to be smoking weed today, not dropping acid.


But I couldn't find any weed!
 
2013-04-20 10:02:51 PM  
So what ooga booga scary X people is the Fox News crowd going to collectively shiat themselves over now?
 
2013-04-20 10:03:08 PM  

RottenEggs: BigRightRear: I do love FARK, big-ass elephant sitting right in the middle of the room and no one dares speak of it.

Hitlers birthday ?



Damn, and I'm fresh out of candles!
 
2013-04-20 10:04:02 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-20 10:04:02 PM  

RottenEggs: BigRightRear: I do love FARK, big-ass elephant sitting right in the middle of the room and no one dares speak of it.

Hitlers birthday ?


i just learned something.
 
2013-04-20 10:04:31 PM  

Mrbogey: Something illegal but rarely enforced by the BATFE.


[citation needed]

And you're saying that this stops purchases that occur without a background check...how?
 
2013-04-20 10:06:45 PM  

Pichu0102: So what ooga booga scary X people is the Fox News crowd going to collectively shiat themselves over now?


ooga booga?  Damn, that's an old one.
 
2013-04-20 10:06:47 PM  
Goddamnit, can't we just have just one day when we aren't blowing or shooting each other up?
 
2013-04-20 10:07:42 PM  
Shoutout to the farker who gifted me a month of Total Fark! Thank you very much.
 
2013-04-20 10:10:06 PM  

JohnBigBootay: What kind of idiot brings a gun to a festival in the park?


the ghetto gangbanger type.
 
2013-04-20 10:11:38 PM  

Silly Jesus: jso2897: Silly Jesus: way south: Silly Jesus: They have probably already turned in their guns because criminals aren't allowed to have weapons.

They were only asked to turn in their high capacity magazines.
As long as fewer than ten bullets were fired between reloads, its legitimate gun violence.

/The nations been flooded with guns from the start, but its a problem now?
/Maybe it isn't the problem...

It takes me at least a week to change magazines.

You need to sign up with Publishers Clearing House. They can change your magazine from Better Homes and Gardens to The New Yorker in a matter of minutes.

I'd rather have this one.  Saw it the other day and thought it was a joke.

[engagedmediamags.com image 543x749]
[engagedmediamags.com image 591x800]


Saw that magazine at Cabela's, IIRC.

/ didn't surprise me at all....
 
2013-04-20 10:12:34 PM  
This is why we need more guns.

More guns would have prevented this from ever happening.
 
2013-04-20 10:13:38 PM  
maybe this is the elephant:

April 20-21, 2013, Colorado. Militia Training. Paramilitary training organized by Colorado's 1st Mountain Division, a militia group
 
2013-04-20 10:13:53 PM  

TalenLee: For fark's sake, America, can you do ANYTHING without goddamn guns?


Recently, we've been known to be pretty creative with our pressure cookers as well. No guns needed.
 
2013-04-20 10:15:56 PM  

Oakenshield: Barbecue Bob: Just rode my bike past there a few hours ago.
All Hippies and some gangbangers. Take a guess which ones probably did the shooting?

Depends. What is a "gangbanger" as opposed to a Hippie?


The sex is angrier.
 
2013-04-20 10:16:02 PM  
One bad bud ruins the sack.
 
2013-04-20 10:16:05 PM  
Only a good guy with a joint can stop a bad guy with a joint!

/they smoke up together and don't move for hours
 
2013-04-20 10:31:14 PM  

AteMyBrain: Denver Strong!

You f'ed with the wrong city!

Can somebody whip up an image with really fierce-looking Denver sports team mascots?


extraordinaryintelligence.com
 
2013-04-20 10:32:22 PM  
i129.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-20 10:33:24 PM  
thisisyourbrainonFark:

[extraordinaryintelligence.com image 850x566]

Is that the horse out front of DIA? That thing always gave me the jibblies.
 
2013-04-20 10:36:23 PM  

TsukasaK: thisisyourbrainonFark:

[extraordinaryintelligence.com image 850x566]

Is that the horse out front of DIA? That thing always gave me the jibblies.


Yeah. Killed its creator.
 
2013-04-20 10:42:09 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Mrbogey: Something illegal but rarely enforced by the BATFE.

[citation needed]

And you're saying that this stops purchases that occur without a background check...how?


http://freedomoutpost.com/2013/01/joe-biden-we-dont-have-time-to-pro se cute-everybody-who-lies-on-background-checks/

Tens of thousands of people lie on their form 4473 or attempt to buy a gun each year. They seldom face prosecution for their attempts.
 
2013-04-20 10:52:56 PM  
But guns aren't a problem
 
2013-04-20 10:52:59 PM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: TsukasaK: thisisyourbrainonFark:

[extraordinaryintelligence.com image 850x566]

Is that the horse out front of DIA? That thing always gave me the jibblies.

Yeah. Killed its creator.


Have you been inside DIA? Some of the ' art' there is kinda creepy!!
 
2013-04-20 11:00:19 PM  
FTA: Police are looking for two men. They described the first suspect as a light complexioned black man, about 6 feet tall and weighing about 180 pounds. He was wearing a gray hoodie, black pants and a Carolina blue baseball cap.

The second suspect was a black male in a checkered black and white shirt. Police spokesman Sonny Jackson didn't have a description of that suspect's height and weight.
So, any updates yet?
 
2013-04-20 11:00:23 PM  

SuperNinjaToad: thisisyourbrainonFark: TsukasaK: thisisyourbrainonFark:

[extraordinaryintelligence.com image 850x566]

Is that the horse out front of DIA? That thing always gave me the jibblies.

Yeah. Killed its creator.

Have you been inside DIA? Some of the ' art' there is kinda creepy!!


Obligatory:

http://blogs.denverpost.com/thespot/2011/12/06/stephen-colbert-exami ne s-the-mysteries-behind-dia-and-its-phallic-imagery/49253/
 
2013-04-20 11:01:02 PM  

thunderbird8804: Wow, with the goings on in Boston this week these two are going to run into a serious case of...

[i280.photobucket.com image 500x322]


You mean bringing a gun to a party?  And firing it?
 
2013-04-20 11:02:06 PM  
because the only thing stopping a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun
 
2013-04-20 11:05:08 PM  
My money is on a liquor industry executive.
 
2013-04-20 11:06:52 PM  
seems like the US needs to ad a drug test to background check to purchase handguns.
 
2013-04-20 11:10:37 PM  

Dimensio: NOLA_farkette: So... How awesome was everyone else's 420?
There were so many stoners, bounce-n-plays, and cops down here.
The cops just sat there and watched us.
Lol.

I went to Popeye's for food. My order number was 420.

/Not a toker.


You should totally be one now for Popeyes has spoken!
 
2013-04-20 11:11:29 PM  
Smoke weed dude.
 
2013-04-20 11:13:09 PM  

Zimmy: First Boston Hitler now this.

ftfy
 
2013-04-20 11:16:41 PM  

Mrbogey: cameroncrazy1984: Mrbogey: Something illegal but rarely enforced by the BATFE.

[citation needed]

And you're saying that this stops purchases that occur without a background check...how?

http://freedomoutpost.com/2013/01/joe-biden-we-dont-have-time-to-pro se cute-everybody-who-lies-on-background-checks/

Tens of thousands of people lie on their form 4473 or attempt to buy a gun each year. They seldom face prosecution for their attempts.


Again, this prevents people from buying a gun without a background check...how?
 
2013-04-20 11:16:45 PM  

BalugaJoe: Smoke weed dude.


Smoke.
 
2013-04-20 11:25:36 PM  
Seriously who actually cares about these hippies?
 
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