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2013-04-20 09:04:14 PM
Can we just stop for a few farking days? Godammit people.
 
2013-04-20 09:04:30 PM

tenpoundsofcheese: jso2897: tenpoundsofcheese: More violence from potheads.

this week it was bomber #2 and now this.

how is that paranoia inducing drug working out for you?  Not so good this week.

Yeah - but if we ban everything that makes people paranoid, we have to ban AM talk radio, Fox News, the NRA - the list goes on and on, and it's best to stay off that slippery slope.

Nope.  There is no slippery slope.  There is a sharp dividing line between things that alter your brain and words.


But words do alter your brain. You need to read some William Burroughs.
 
2013-04-20 09:05:53 PM

DubtodaIll: We sure this guys a pothead? I've always used the argument that pot legalization would cause a decrease in violence, both public and domestic. Seems logical though certainly unproven.


Yeah I think this guy was a jealous that his drug of choice was never legalized. He probably was trying to sell a bag of cheeseburgers for crack and everyone was like that ain't cool man.
 
2013-04-20 09:06:20 PM

Prodigy AK: andychrist420: Prodigy AK: try and to find a reliable witness for this one!

sorry, pet peeve

feel better now?


yup.  happy to help.
 
2013-04-20 09:06:41 PM

luxup: #2 stopped smoking about a year ago.


citation that he stopped smoking?
 
2013-04-20 09:07:24 PM

Bathysphere: W.C.fields forever: Bathysphere: Heard four to three shots. What the fark? Lotta handicapped folks stuck in the riot. My hands are still shaking.

Bathysphere: Bathia_Mapes: Bathysphere: I was there. Shots sounded about fifty feet away. We got knocked down and I'm a little sore. Worst 4:20 ever.

Glad you're okay.

Thanks. After this week, I need a beer.

Or 4 to 3 shots.

Ok, I lol'ed. Thanks for the laugh. I needed one. What a buzzkill.


*heart bump*
 
2013-04-20 09:07:54 PM

Civil_War2_Time: atomic-age: Civil_War2_Time: Surely productivity will go up at several workplaces Monday, if these losers even had/have jobs.

fark "productivity". It's the weekend, and people deserve to relax occasionally. Not everyone thinks work is pleasurable.

Work is rarely (if ever) pleasurable from my 28 years experience in the workforce. I was kidding.


Okay. I've been working too long as well. ;)
 
2013-04-20 09:07:59 PM
I do love FARK, big-ass elephant sitting right in the middle of the room and no one dares speak of it.
 
2013-04-20 09:08:00 PM
Silly Jesus:I'd rather have this one.  Saw it the other day and thought it was a joke.

It's got to be. WTF is that tri-barreled thing?
 
2013-04-20 09:08:08 PM

tenpoundsofcheese: Mrbogey: Ravage: What's the over/under on this being a legally purchased weapon from a gun show by someone that would not have passed a background check?

If you can't pass a background check you're not legally allowed to buy a gun.

shhhh, people who are so afraid of guns get scared when you show them facts.
those are even scarier to them.


Shhh, people who are so afraid of the boogieman taking away their guns when people talk sensibly get batshiat crazy.  Those are the scariest of all.
 
2013-04-20 09:08:34 PM

Jeep2011: Galileo's Daughter: Bathia_Mapes: Galileo's Daughter: Jeep2011: Great, now I have beer sinuses and beer all over my keyboard but at least it still works. Inhaling beer is  the new way to get drunk.

What are beer sinuses?

Ever had milk or soda shoot out your nose because you laughed too hard and inhaled whatever you were drinking?

No.

I am very sorry you have not had that much happiness in your life.


I am very sorry that you make unwarranted assumptions about other people's happiness without knowing what their lives are like.
 
2013-04-20 09:10:18 PM

BigRightRear: I do love FARK, big-ass elephant sitting right in the middle of the room and no one dares speak of it.


Nah, it's more fun to do stuff like this

imgs.xkcd.com
 
2013-04-20 09:10:29 PM

BigRightRear: I do love FARK, big-ass elephant sitting right in the middle of the room and no one dares speak of it.


Are YOU going to clean up after it, Mr. Smarty-pants?
 
2013-04-20 09:10:31 PM
I seem to remember there was another shooter in Colorado who was a pothead.
 
2013-04-20 09:10:48 PM

BigRightRear: I do love FARK, big-ass elephant sitting right in the middle of the room and no one dares speak of it.


Come again?  Fark has beaten every possible conversational topic to death, and then continued beating it.

Lol, beating it.  In their mom's basement
 
2013-04-20 09:11:39 PM

spickus: Silly Jesus:I'd rather have this one.  Saw it the other day and thought it was a joke.

It's got to be. WTF is that tri-barreled thing?


Looks to be a Kel-Tec KSG.  One barrel, twin feed tubes.  Almost impossible to get ahold of since December.
 
2013-04-20 09:12:40 PM

Silly Jesus: jso2897: Retard Wrangler: Silly blacks.

Yeah - why can't they use pressure cookers, like us civilized white folks do?

The white folks with pressure cookers have a hell of a lot of catching up to do.


Is it a contest? Oooh cool! I love contests! Who's keeping score? Are there rules, or is it just a sort of bloodthirsty version of Calvinball?
 
2013-04-20 09:13:39 PM
I see what you did there, Mr.(Miss, Mrs) AP Writer

i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-20 09:13:55 PM

luxup: tenpoundsofcheese: Mrbogey: Ravage: What's the over/under on this being a legally purchased weapon from a gun show by someone that would not have passed a background check?

If you can't pass a background check you're not legally allowed to buy a gun.

shhhh, people who are so afraid of guns get scared when you show them facts.
those are even scarier to them.

Shhh, people who are so afraid of the boogieman taking away their guns when people talk sensibly get batshiat crazy.


what is sensible about a person who doesn't know wtf background checks and gun shows are about?
People just make shiat up because they are so afraid of guns.
 
2013-04-20 09:14:24 PM

tenpoundsofcheese: luxup: #2 stopped smoking about a year ago.

citation that he stopped smoking?


It's from the Daily News.  I read it other places during the day but I just grabbed something quick for you...

"I was just shocked," Glasby said after hearing his friend was identified as the alleged bomber. "Shocked is the word for it. I did note expect it. This was out of nowhere."

Tsarnaev enjoyed playing intramural soccer and soccer video games, listening to hip-hop and using marijuana, although he said he had stopped smoking this year, Glasby said"

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/dzhokhar-tsarnaev-partied-gym- da ys-bombing-article-1.1322828

This one says this year but I read or heard a report that said last year.  Either way I believe it's clear that we should ban the non-smoking of pot.
 
2013-04-20 09:14:30 PM

tenpoundsofcheese: I seem to remember there was another shooter in Colorado who was a pothead.


That's a dirty lie - John Denver never shot anybody!
 
2013-04-20 09:14:54 PM
CNN Breaking News: Weed kills.
 
2013-04-20 09:15:47 PM
cops as agent provocateurs?

more likely than you think.
 
2013-04-20 09:17:10 PM

BigRightRear: I do love FARK, big-ass elephant sitting right in the middle of the room and no one dares speak of it.


There's an elephant? Dude.
 
2013-04-20 09:17:12 PM

Silly Jesus: jso2897: Silly Jesus: way south: Silly Jesus: They have probably already turned in their guns because criminals aren't allowed to have weapons.

They were only asked to turn in their high capacity magazines.
As long as fewer than ten bullets were fired between reloads, its legitimate gun violence.

/The nations been flooded with guns from the start, but its a problem now?
/Maybe it isn't the problem...

It takes me at least a week to change magazines.

You need to sign up with Publishers Clearing House. They can change your magazine from Better Homes and Gardens to The New Yorker in a matter of minutes.

I'd rather have this one.  Saw it the other day and thought it was a joke.

[engagedmediamags.com image 543x749]
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Holy farking hell! They're really not shoops. Ain't that some serious, paranoid sh*t?
 
2013-04-20 09:18:13 PM

Skyd1v: Looks to be a Kel-Tec KSG.  One barrel, twin feed tubes.



All three barrels appear to be functional in the one pictured above. Funny looking chokes.
 
2013-04-20 09:20:28 PM
FTA: "Police described the first suspect as a light complexioned black male, about 6 feet tall and weighing about 180 pounds. He was wearing a gray hoodie"

gp.org

Can't believe I'm the first.

JUSTICE FOR 4/20!
 
2013-04-20 09:22:17 PM
DRT.
The brothers in the 70's enjoyed the weed and didn't bring along guns when we were partying back in the day.
 
2013-04-20 09:23:00 PM

eddievercetti: CNN Breaking News: Weed kills.


Dude that was just a Roundup commercial, and the guy said "Kill weeds".
 
2013-04-20 09:23:20 PM

jso2897: tenpoundsofcheese: jso2897: tenpoundsofcheese: More violence from potheads.

this week it was bomber #2 and now this.

how is that paranoia inducing drug working out for you?  Not so good this week.

Yeah - but if we ban everything that makes people paranoid, we have to ban AM talk radio, Fox News, the NRA - the list goes on and on, and it's best to stay off that slippery slope.

Nope.  There is no slippery slope.  There is a sharp dividing line between things that alter your brain and words.

But words do alter your brain. You need to read some William Burroughs.


No kidding. I watched "the Naked Lunch" once and just sat there after it was over for awhile going "wtf?" for awhile and I was stone cold sober.
 
2013-04-20 09:25:09 PM

andychrist420: Prodigy AK: andychrist420: Prodigy AK: try and to find a reliable witness for this one!

sorry, pet peeve

feel better now?

yup.  happy to help.


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2013-04-20 09:25:43 PM

tenpoundsofcheese: luxup: tenpoundsofcheese: Mrbogey: Ravage: What's the over/under on this being a legally purchased weapon from a gun show by someone that would not have passed a background check?

If you can't pass a background check you're not legally allowed to buy a gun.

shhhh, people who are so afraid of guns get scared when you show them facts.
those are even scarier to them.

Shhh, people who are so afraid of the boogieman taking away their guns when people talk sensibly get batshiat crazy.

what is sensible about a person who doesn't know wtf background checks and gun shows are about?
People just make shiat up because they are so afraid of guns.


I don't know.  What is sensible about not requiring increased background checks and a mental health review?  But what the heck...Whoop-de-doo right?  Here you go, I'm sure you will love this guy:

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/thu-april-18-2013/gun-control-whoo p- de-doo

So like I said...BAT-SHIAT-CRAZY!
 
2013-04-20 09:25:46 PM
Granny_Panties:

 This shiat is going to start happening every day.

Yeah, because everybody in the country got their new guns like two weeks ago. Before that, this stuff never happened.
 
2013-04-20 09:26:04 PM
good week for blacks and muslims......
 
2013-04-20 09:26:18 PM
So... How awesome was everyone else's 420?
There were so many stoners, bounce-n-plays, and cops down here.
The cops just sat there and watched us.
Lol.
 
2013-04-20 09:27:06 PM
alright, i was in a car at the corner of lincoln and colfax right as this happened.  traffic was thick as shiat because of the rally.  we were headed to a friends 4/20 house party with the windows down and listening to 2pac.
i am not making that up, i honestly had no idea why aaron was listening to 2pac at the time.
Anyways just as my girlfriend mentioned 'huh, those motorcycle cops look pretty bored' we heard 5 or 6 pops come from the park where all those derned dirty kids were and all kinda looked at each other and over to where the sound came from and people were just sprinting like hell out of there.  colfax was a red light and there was just mobs of people flooding around the street to get the fark away.
so we sped off and got stoned.
i forgot to take pictures.
 
2013-04-20 09:27:47 PM

utah dude: dark skinned people. what a surprise. probably Muslims, too.


I understand that witnesses reported that they had small hands, and smelled of cabbage.
 
2013-04-20 09:27:52 PM

Galileo's Daughter: Jeep2011: Galileo's Daughter: Bathia_Mapes: Galileo's Daughter: Jeep2011: Great, now I have beer sinuses and beer all over my keyboard but at least it still works. Inhaling beer is  the new way to get drunk.

What are beer sinuses?

Ever had milk or soda shoot out your nose because you laughed too hard and inhaled whatever you were drinking?

No.

I am very sorry you have not had that much happiness in your life.

I am very sorry that you make unwarranted assumptions about other people's happiness without knowing what their lives are like.


Naw dude, you are clearly an outlier. I'm old and I'm pretty sure everyone I know has at some point or another spewed liquid out their nose at an unexpected laugh. You've never heard 'you owe me a new keyboard?'. Yeah, that's what that's about.
 
2013-04-20 09:29:08 PM
And yet on HLN: Mystery Detectives.
CNN: Buddhist customs (NTTAWWT)
CNBC: Suze Orman
MSNBC: Leslie West talking about Wace '93
Fox: Talking heads
 
2013-04-20 09:29:29 PM

stanadamsii: jso2897: tenpoundsofcheese: jso2897: tenpoundsofcheese: More violence from potheads.

this week it was bomber #2 and now this.

how is that paranoia inducing drug working out for you?  Not so good this week.

Yeah - but if we ban everything that makes people paranoid, we have to ban AM talk radio, Fox News, the NRA - the list goes on and on, and it's best to stay off that slippery slope.

Nope.  There is no slippery slope.  There is a sharp dividing line between things that alter your brain and words.

But words do alter your brain. You need to read some William Burroughs.

No kidding. I watched "the Naked Lunch" once and just sat there after it was over for awhile going "wtf?" for awhile and I was stone cold sober.


The movie was an exercise in reason and logical progression compared to the book it is based on.
 
2013-04-20 09:30:23 PM
Markoff_Cheney:
oh wait, the 9news clips is farking priceless.
http://www.9news.com/news/article/331657/339/Police-Shots-fired-at-C ol o-pot-holiday-gathering-
it gets great around 2:00 minutes.  on in denver, only on 4/20
 
2013-04-20 09:31:00 PM
DoctorCal:

I got a rock.

But, Crack Day is 7:11.
 
2013-04-20 09:31:31 PM

frymeupasteak: good week for blacks and muslims......


Hey - who needs a Mercedes when you have a big dick?
 
2013-04-20 09:31:34 PM
DAYS WITHOUT AN INCIDENT: 0
 
2013-04-20 09:32:59 PM

farkin_Gary: DoctorCal:

I got a rock.

But, Crack Day is 7:11.


Crack Day is in February.
 
2013-04-20 09:33:21 PM

cameroncrazy1984: The problem with that is that there are still permissible gun sales without a background check. See a story that one of the news outlets did a few days ago where a guy went to a gun show and bought something like 3-4 firearms without any sort of background checks.


And an 16 year old can easily get alcohol by asking a 21 year old to buy it. You're breaking the law and involving 3rd parties. Private sales actually aren't where most criminals get their guns anyways. Most get it through straw purchases. Something illegal but rarely enforced by the BATFE.
 
2013-04-20 09:34:32 PM

jso2897: I understand that witnesses reported that they had small hands, and smelled of cabbage.


DUDE, were they Dutch, too?
 
2013-04-20 09:35:03 PM

NOLA_farkette: So... How awesome was everyone else's 420?
There were so many stoners, bounce-n-plays, and cops down here.
The cops just sat there and watched us.
Lol.


I went to Popeye's for food. My order number was 420.

/Not a toker.
 
2013-04-20 09:36:36 PM

vabeard: farkin_Gary: DoctorCal:

I got a rock.

But, Crack Day is 7:11.

Crack Day is in February.


What you did there, I think I see it.
 
2013-04-20 09:37:59 PM

Markoff_Cheney: Markoff_Cheney:
oh wait, the 9news clips is farking priceless.
http://www.9news.com/news/article/331657/339/Police-Shots-fired-at-C ol o-pot-holiday-gathering-
it gets great around 2:00 minutes.  on in denver, only on 4/20


A dog was shot? Poor puppy. :-(
 
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