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2013-04-20 08:22:26 PM
Denver Strong!

You f'ed with the wrong city!

Can somebody whip up an image with really fierce-looking Denver sports team mascots?
 
2013-04-20 08:22:34 PM

raptusregaliter: Goddammit. Just one day...


You live in a country that is obsessed with guns. Get used to it. This shiat is going to start happening every day.
 
2013-04-20 08:22:42 PM

Barbecue Bob: Just rode my bike past there a few hours ago.
All Hippies and some gangbangers. Take a guess which ones probably did the shooting?


I swear I was nowhere near the place.
 
2013-04-20 08:23:08 PM

hasty ambush: Fubar: Radical Muslim Jihadist pot smoker

[assets.nydailynews.com image 635x635]


He was just confused - somebody told him that smoking weed was really "the bomb".
 
2013-04-20 08:23:45 PM
Surely productivity will go up at several workplaces Monday, if these losers even had/have jobs.
 
2013-04-20 08:25:09 PM

Granny_Panties: raptusregaliter: Goddammit. Just one day...

You live in a country that is obsessed with guns. Get used to it. This shiat is going to start happening every day.


What do you mean, "start happening"? You must live someplace nicer than I do.
 
2013-04-20 08:25:13 PM
It's almost definitely been said by now, but it bears repeating more than anything else I've ever seen:  FARK. THIS. WEEK.
 
2013-04-20 08:25:30 PM
That's just the 2nd Amendment keeping everybody free and safe again!

/you see me trollin', you hatin'
 
2013-04-20 08:26:32 PM
Radical Left-Wing Domestic Terrorist.
 
2013-04-20 08:26:45 PM

Civil_War2_Time: Surely productivity will go up at several workplaces Monday, if these losers even had/have jobs.


fark "productivity". It's the weekend, and people deserve to relax occasionally. Not everyone thinks work is pleasurable.
 
2013-04-20 08:26:52 PM

Summoner101: In other news, this week has something for just about every conspiracy theorist.


Pshaw.  You obviously aren't subscribed to the Weekly World News; they keep everyone busy every week.
 
2013-04-20 08:26:53 PM

Barbecue Bob: kxs401: Oakenshield: Barbecue Bob: Just rode my bike past there a few hours ago.
All Hippies and some gangbangers. Take a guess which ones probably did the shooting?

Depends. What is a "gangbanger" as opposed to a Hippie?

Hippie: white person who smokes weed. Gangbanger: black person who smokes weed.

Funny but not really true.
If you don't know what a gangbanger is by now, consider yourself lucky.

Here's a couple examples...

Hippie;
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 419x474]
Gangbanger;
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 408x452]


Is that Mr Peanut being stabbed by an angry mongolian on his right pec? I dare say, that came out of some serious hallucinations.
 
2013-04-20 08:27:03 PM

Eeek: Barbecue Bob, does that gang member have a tattoo of himself beating up the Mr. Peanut guy?


Not really a beating.  I think he's stabbing Mr Peanut.

That's the kind of ink that gangbangers with severe peanut allergies get.

(also they hold their epi-pens sideways when they shoot)
 
2013-04-20 08:27:12 PM
lol, black people
 
2013-04-20 08:28:04 PM

Sugarbombs: Summoner101: In other news, this week has something for just about every conspiracy theorist.

Pshaw.  You obviously aren't subscribed to the Weekly World News; they keep everyone busy every week.


I'm sure conspiracy theorists don't care if the news is true, but really, they're easier to ignore when they don't have actual facts.
 
2013-04-20 08:29:08 PM

Civil_War2_Time: Surely productivity will go up at several workplaces Monday, if these losers even had/have jobs.


Hell, 1/3rd of them are lawyers.  They always have the best stuff.
 
2013-04-20 08:29:19 PM
Not a great week for people with a massive herd mentality.  If you think about it, though, you don't really need to run along side thirty or forty thousand other people.  You can just go running by yourself, through pastures, up streams, over mountains, up toward the sky and then down again to the water.  And really, you don't need to get together with thousands, hundreds, or even tens of people to enjoy marijuana.  In fact, just being by yourself without pouring pollutants down your windpipe would probably be even better for your heart and mind.

Why do people feel the need to clog together, like tangled hairs in a drain?  Seems like a mental illness - which makes sense when you consider the bad people such events attract.
 
2013-04-20 08:29:47 PM
...and Mr Peanut being shot in the street by a helicopter on his chest.

This guy really has it in for the big dancing legume.
 
2013-04-20 08:30:12 PM
I know what is going to happen now. The government will have a knee jerk reaction and say the weed makes people violent. Then the weed makes people violent legistation will be pushed through.
 
2013-04-20 08:30:20 PM

Civil_War2_Time: Surely productivity will go up at several workplaces Monday, if these losers even had/have jobs.


I thought you guys were seceding.  What happened?
It's verydisappointing.
 
2013-04-20 08:31:00 PM
we are truly are living in...(sunglasses)...HIGH TIMES
 
2013-04-20 08:31:16 PM

Bathysphere: Heard four to three shots. What the fark? Lotta handicapped folks stuck in the riot. My hands are still shaking.


Bathysphere: Bathia_Mapes: Bathysphere: I was there. Shots sounded about fifty feet away. We got knocked down and I'm a little sore. Worst 4:20 ever.

Glad you're okay.

Thanks. After this week, I need a beer.


Or 4 to 3 shots.
 
2013-04-20 08:31:17 PM
How are those tough gun control measures working out for you guys?
 
2013-04-20 08:31:19 PM

spentmiles: Not a great week for people with a massive herd mentality.  If you think about it, though, you don't really need to run along side thirty or forty thousand other people.  You can just go running by yourself, through pastures, up streams, over mountains, up toward the sky and then down again to the water.  And really, you don't need to get together with thousands, hundreds, or even tens of people to enjoy marijuana.  In fact, just being by yourself without pouring pollutants down your windpipe would probably be even better for your heart and mind.

Why do people feel the need to clog together, like tangled hairs in a drain?  Seems like a mental illness - which makes sense when you consider the bad people such events attract.


Because humans are social animals. Hence why we invented faster and easier methods of spouting our own idiocy to the world than getting together.
 
2013-04-20 08:31:43 PM

LucklessWonder: SmackLT: I don't want to go to jumping to any conclusions, but I will say that the turf war between Hostess and Frito-Lay has been heating up in the last several years.

Hostess went down, man. Frito-Lay own all the turf now. Study it out and pass the funyuns,


Little Debbie been toolin' up yo.
 
2013-04-20 08:33:11 PM

Barbecue Bob: kxs401: Oakenshield: Barbecue Bob: Just rode my bike past there a few hours ago.
All Hippies and some gangbangers. Take a guess which ones probably did the shooting?

Depends. What is a "gangbanger" as opposed to a Hippie?

Hippie: white person who smokes weed. Gangbanger: black person who smokes weed.

Funny but not really true.
If you don't know what a gangbanger is by now, consider yourself lucky.

Here's a couple examples...

Hippie;
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 419x474]
Gangbanger;
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 408x452]


That gangbanger looks like he got the Hep.
 
2013-04-20 08:33:45 PM
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2013-04-20 08:33:58 PM

litespeed74: B.b.bbbb...bbbut if its legalized violence will stop! And nobody hurts anyone when they're high!!!!

right???


Who said any of that crap?
0/10
Gangsters with guns shoot up a park... blame POT!!


I was at the jazz show in city park last year where a wannabe gangster idiot killed a lady cop right in front of us.
Shot her in the head and she fell dead next to a dumpster.

BAN JAZZ!!!!

/Can't have fun anymore.
 
2013-04-20 08:34:06 PM

Bathia_Mapes: Galileo's Daughter: Jeep2011: Great, now I have beer sinuses and beer all over my keyboard but at least it still works. Inhaling beer is  the new way to get drunk.

What are beer sinuses?

Ever had milk or soda shoot out your nose because you laughed too hard and inhaled whatever you were drinking?


No.
 
2013-04-20 08:34:34 PM
WTF is up with this week?! F*ck it, I'm going back to sleep.

/Was in the ER last night. Trying to catch up on lost sleep.
 
2013-04-20 08:34:53 PM

W.C.fields forever: Bathysphere: Heard four to three shots. What the fark? Lotta handicapped folks stuck in the riot. My hands are still shaking.

Bathysphere: Bathia_Mapes: Bathysphere: I was there. Shots sounded about fifty feet away. We got knocked down and I'm a little sore. Worst 4:20 ever.

Glad you're okay.

Thanks. After this week, I need a beer.

Or 4 to 3 shots.


Ok, I lol'ed. Thanks for the laugh. I needed one. What a buzzkill.
 
2013-04-20 08:35:02 PM
WEED THE PEOPLE
 
2013-04-20 08:36:03 PM
See, that's why I stay the hell out of Denver whenever possible.
 
2013-04-20 08:36:20 PM

Prodigy AK: try and to find a reliable witness for this one!


sorry, pet peeve
 
2013-04-20 08:36:45 PM

Flying Lasagna Monster: lol, black people


Yeah - if they was civilized, like us white folks, they'd use pressure cookers fulla nails.
 
2013-04-20 08:37:18 PM

Galileo's Daughter: Bathia_Mapes: Galileo's Daughter: Jeep2011: Great, now I have beer sinuses and beer all over my keyboard but at least it still works. Inhaling beer is  the new way to get drunk.

What are beer sinuses?

Ever had milk or soda shoot out your nose because you laughed too hard and inhaled whatever you were drinking?

No.


I am very sorry you have not had that much happiness in your life.
 
2013-04-20 08:37:23 PM
I live a few blocks away and heard all of the sirens. Also heard reports that ambulances were lined up for people overdosing on drugs.

I went to the rally a couple of years ago and it's a lot of young kids trying to be all cool and get stoned act tougher than everyone else.

Not surprised that this happened but sad to see that it did.
 
2013-04-20 08:37:25 PM
If no one has suggested that those crazy superlibs get some AR-15's to shoot down those Islamofascist bullets being shot at them then I'd like to be the first.
 
2013-04-20 08:37:55 PM

Bathysphere: Farkin gangbangers. Don't shiat where you eat guys.


Can we amend that to "Don't eat guys, period"?  Let's save the cannibalism for a special occasion.
 
2013-04-20 08:39:04 PM

Galileo's Daughter: Bathia_Mapes: Galileo's Daughter: Jeep2011: Great, now I have beer sinuses and beer all over my keyboard but at least it still works. Inhaling beer is  the new way to get drunk.

What are beer sinuses?

Ever had milk or soda shoot out your nose because you laughed too hard and inhaled whatever you were drinking?

No.


Soda burns like you wouldn't believe. Damned carbonation!
 
2013-04-20 08:39:08 PM
Screw the news tonight.  >.<   I'm going to go cuddle up with Lordfortuna.
 
2013-04-20 08:39:48 PM
Hopefully, Neil Diamond doesn't show up and start singing.
 
2013-04-20 08:39:49 PM

shower_in_my_socks: IS IT FARKING SUNDAY YET???


I don't know why I laughed so hard at that.

But seriously... COME ON, @holes!!! It's 420, man!!!
 
2013-04-20 08:40:10 PM

Bathysphere: Heard four to three shots. What the fark? Lotta handicapped folks stuck in the riot. My hands are still shaking.


Please to teach me to hear backwards.

Also, glad you're safe!
 
2013-04-20 08:41:32 PM

spentmiles: Not a great week for people with a massive herd mentality.  If you think about it, though, you don't really need to run along side thirty or forty thousand other people.  You can just go running by yourself, through pastures, up streams, over mountains, up toward the sky and then down again to the water.  And really, you don't need to get together with thousands, hundreds, or even tens of people to enjoy marijuana.  In fact, just being by yourself without pouring pollutants down your windpipe would probably be even better for your heart and mind.

Why do people feel the need to clog together, like tangled hairs in a drain?  Seems like a mental illness - which makes sense when you consider the bad people such events attract.


You are beautiful man, Beutiful
 
2013-04-20 08:42:29 PM

Bill_Wick's_Friend: ...and Mr Peanut being shot in the street by a helicopter on his chest.

This guy really has it in for the big dancing legume.


The asshole in that pic was convicted of murdering a rival gang member ("peanut"). The idiot was caught because he was stupid enough to have the crime scene tattooed on his chest.

/it happened in my hometown. :(
//the motel that appears on AC/DC's Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap album is across the street
 
2013-04-20 08:43:00 PM
Good thing Colorado just cracked down on gun violence with those new laws and such.
 
2013-04-20 08:43:20 PM

shower_in_my_socks: IS IT FARKING SUNDAY YET???


Seriously
 
2013-04-20 08:44:05 PM
Not cool.
 
2013-04-20 08:44:21 PM
Hmm... Denver has black people?
 
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