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(Denver Channel) NewsFlash Shots fired at 4/20 rally in Denver, harshing everyone's mellow (w/video)   (thedenverchannel.com) divider line 348
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2013-04-20 08:11:08 PM
ohferfark'ssakepeople

/my cousins had better not be in the line of fire
 
2013-04-20 08:11:32 PM
Pastafarian uprising
 
2013-04-20 08:11:46 PM

SmackLT: I don't want to go to jumping to any conclusions, but I will say that the turf war between Hostess and Frito-Lay has been heating up in the last several years.


Hostess went down, man. Frito-Lay own all the turf now. Study it out and pass the funyuns,
 
2013-04-20 08:12:34 PM

Bathia_Mapes: kxs401: Sh*t, my brother is there.

I hope he's okay. ((((((HUG))))))


Waiting for a text back!
 
2013-04-20 08:12:43 PM
It's same problem Seattle Hemp Fest could have but they police for it.  Some people aren't just good smoking pot.  They want to mix in booze and harder drugs or they are just there to sell.  A cann't see any stoner waving a gun around.
 
2013-04-20 08:12:50 PM

Fubar: Radical Muslim Jihadist pot smoker


assets.nydailynews.com
 
2013-04-20 08:13:43 PM
Dang Officer, why the hell you gotta be shooting up the place? Now go back to the station and put your uniform on and go and try to find the shooter.

/Peaceful event? Shoot it up to allow for instant martial law(riot act).
//Tardparty event? Freedom of speech and guns are good. No need to shoot people to engage the riot act.

/sarcasm meter fluctuating between truth and truth.
 
2013-04-20 08:13:46 PM
Aww, maaaaaan. I just read the article. Subby, you WASTED a News Flash! tag on that crap? Dude, those things don't just grow on trees. I got all excited for some serious Fark and when the page downloaded I was amped like a motherf*cker but there was nothing Flashworthy there. You're a tease, subs. Fark you and the wolf you called in on.
 
2013-04-20 08:14:00 PM

hasty ambush: Fubar: Radical Muslim Jihadist pot smoker

[assets.nydailynews.com image 635x635]


Oh man is he SO gonna join PMITA prison.
 
2013-04-20 08:14:11 PM
Pot has a lot of problems.  It can really mess your life up.  However, I have never seen a news where someone smoking pot started shooting the place up.  It's just not kind of drug.
 
2013-04-20 08:14:13 PM
try and find a reliable witness for this one!
 
2013-04-20 08:14:22 PM

kxs401: Oakenshield: Barbecue Bob: Just rode my bike past there a few hours ago.
All Hippies and some gangbangers. Take a guess which ones probably did the shooting?

Depends. What is a "gangbanger" as opposed to a Hippie?

Hippie: white person who smokes weed. Gangbanger: black person who smokes weed.


I thought a gangbanger was a gang member.

/notthisshiatagain.jpg
 
2013-04-20 08:14:28 PM
Kyle, a witness who was next to the stage when the shots were fired, said, "lots of people had different ideas of what was happening. Some people were yelling 'explosion,' some people were yelling, 'gunshots.'

To be fair when you're stoned it does sound like the same thing.

/Damnit Kyle, get it together!
 
2013-04-20 08:14:35 PM

Dougie AXP: hasty ambush: Fubar: Radical Muslim Jihadist pot smoker

[assets.nydailynews.com image 635x635]

Oh man is he SO gonna join enjoy PMITA prison.



FTFM
 
2013-04-20 08:14:36 PM

Sock Ruh Tease: Rastafarian extremists.


Great, now I have beer sinuses and beer all over my keyboard but at least it still works. Inhaling beer is  the new way to get drunk.
 
2013-04-20 08:15:15 PM
Sounds like someone didn't pay their tab with the dealer.
 
2013-04-20 08:15:37 PM

ariseatex: the_rhino: tea party

Go ask Alice?


Shiiiiiiiaat.  Ain't no party like my Grandma's tea party.
 
2013-04-20 08:15:44 PM

JohnBigBootay: What kind of idiot brings a gun to a festival in the park?


i.ytimg.com
Daewoo Lanos.  When you absolutely, positively got to kill every muthafarker at the festival, accept no substitutes.
 
2013-04-20 08:15:59 PM
who shoots up at a weed rally...honestly
 
2013-04-20 08:16:00 PM

Bathia_Mapes: Bathysphere: I was there. Shots sounded about fifty feet away. We got knocked down and I'm a little sore. Worst 4:20 ever.

Glad you're okay.


Thanks. After this week, I need a beer.
 
2013-04-20 08:16:07 PM

hardinparamedic: WHAT NOW POTHEADS. WHERE IS YOUR REEFER GOD NOW?!

SEE. THIS IS PROOF THAT WEED CAUSES VIOLENT CRIME AND ADDICTION. ONE STEP AWAY FROM CRACK COCAINE AND SUCKING COCK IN THE ALLEY.

YOU STONERS NEED JEEEESUS.


Wow
 
2013-04-20 08:16:13 PM
False flag!

/amidoinitrite?
 
2013-04-20 08:16:17 PM

Jeep2011: Great, now I have beer sinuses and beer all over my keyboard but at least it still works. Inhaling beer is  the new way to get drunk.


What are beer sinuses?
 
2013-04-20 08:16:31 PM
and the police are tweeting?

Good job DPD
 
2013-04-20 08:16:49 PM
In other news, this week has something for just about every conspiracy theorist.
 
2013-04-20 08:17:26 PM

Galileo's Daughter: Jeep2011: Great, now I have beer sinuses and beer all over my keyboard but at least it still works. Inhaling beer is  the new way to get drunk.

What are beer sinuses?


When one gets beer up their nose, I'm guessing.
 
2013-04-20 08:17:45 PM

kxs401: Oakenshield: Barbecue Bob: Just rode my bike past there a few hours ago.
All Hippies and some gangbangers. Take a guess which ones probably did the shooting?

Depends. What is a "gangbanger" as opposed to a Hippie?

Hippie: white person who smokes weed. Gangbanger: black person who smokes weed.


Funny but not really true.
If you don't know what a gangbanger is by now, consider yourself lucky.

Here's a couple examples...

Hippie;
4.bp.blogspot.com
Gangbanger;
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-20 08:17:54 PM
Goddammit. Just one day...
 
2013-04-20 08:17:59 PM
B.b.bbbb...bbbut if its legalized violence will stop! And nobody hurts anyone when they're high!!!!

right???
 
2013-04-20 08:18:06 PM

taxandspend: Terrorist or Indie Band Lead Singer!!!!


d22zlbw5ff7yk5.cloudfront.net
 
2013-04-20 08:18:14 PM
FTFA "Police described the first suspect as a light complexioned black male, about 6-feet tall and weighing about 180 pounds. He was wearing a gray hoodie, black pants and a Carolina blue baseball cap.

The second suspect was a black male in a checkered black and white shirt. Police spokesman Sonny Jackson didn't have a description of that suspect's height and weight."

Tea Party?
 
2013-04-20 08:18:15 PM
Reports confirm that the stoned suspects were throwing crockpots at police.

Things To Do In Denver When You're Baked.

/Buckwheats, all of them!

img.youtube.com
 
2013-04-20 08:18:21 PM
Stop it already, world.
 
2013-04-20 08:18:22 PM

Galileo's Daughter: Jeep2011: Great, now I have beer sinuses and beer all over my keyboard but at least it still works. Inhaling beer is  the new way to get drunk.

What are beer sinuses?


*snort*
 
2013-04-20 08:18:26 PM

Dear Jerk: Shooting up the place might seem clever and ironic, but people are already getting tired of it.


I was shooting places up  before it was cool.
 
2013-04-20 08:18:34 PM

Galileo's Daughter: Jeep2011: Great, now I have beer sinuses and beer all over my keyboard but at least it still works. Inhaling beer is  the new way to get drunk.

What are beer sinuses?


Ever had milk or soda shoot out your nose because you laughed too hard and inhaled whatever you were drinking?
 
2013-04-20 08:18:40 PM
fark this. I move back south to a large population (90000)... And since I've been here its been violence in cities in the USA. I'm moving back up north where everyone is armed and dangerous and everyone respects that. You city folk freak me out.

/pops two Seroquel and climbs into bed.
 
2013-04-20 08:19:07 PM

hasty ambush: Fubar: Radical Muslim Jihadist pot smoker

[assets.nydailynews.com image 635x635]


That kid apparently when back to his dorm, hit the gym and rested up in his room AFTER the bombing.  If that is not a typical no shiat giving American teen attitude then I don't know what is!

And don't insult pot smokers like that again!  EVER.
 
2013-04-20 08:19:29 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com

Guns Guns Guns
 
2013-04-20 08:19:30 PM

p4p3rm4t3: False flag!

/amidoinitrite?


Alex Jones must have one seriously chaffed dick this week.
 
2013-04-20 08:19:32 PM

Galileo's Daughter: Jeep2011: Great, now I have beer sinuses and beer all over my keyboard but at least it still works. Inhaling beer is  the new way to get drunk.

What are beer sinuses?


When you are drinking beer, you laugh out loud because of a farked  up crack someone made, and your sinuses seem like they are filled with beer. I hear it is an occupational hazard for brewers of beer.
 
2013-04-20 08:19:36 PM
There was a loud boom as we were running, but I think it was the microphone and speaker equipment.
 
2013-04-20 08:19:41 PM
Have you ever been shot at in a park ON WEED????
 
2013-04-20 08:19:56 PM
False Flag! Two hoods hired or given a pass by local PD to stir up resentment because LEOs mad about losing one of their most profitable crimes.
 
2013-04-20 08:20:00 PM
You guys, you're supposed to chillax after you do the pot.
 
2013-04-20 08:20:50 PM
Shot in the leg? Well thats just a nice warning shot. Nothing to see here. Move along.

/Nutters of the rightwing shoot in the face as a warning shot.
 
2013-04-20 08:20:58 PM

Oakenshield: Barbecue Bob: Just rode my bike past there a few hours ago.
All Hippies and some gangbangers. Take a guess which ones probably did the shooting?

Depends. What is a "gangbanger" as opposed to a Hippie?


Which is the hippies and which is the dogs?

Beats the hell outta me, Roy.
 
2013-04-20 08:21:54 PM
FTA: "Police tweeted ..."

i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-20 08:22:09 PM
Barbecue Bob, does that gang member have a tattoo of himself beating up the Mr. Peanut guy?
 
2013-04-20 08:22:26 PM
Farkin gangbangers. Don't shiat where you eat guys.
 
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