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(Esquire)   Esquire columnist's one night stand goes awry because of the Boston lockdown   (esquire.com) divider line 18
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2013-04-20 07:53:59 PM  
5 votes:
i33.tinypic.com
2013-04-20 07:34:09 PM  
5 votes:

Flint Ironstag: whistleridge: skinink: Jeebus, he got laid twice plus he wasn't really locked down as he was able to go grab some coffee and still do work from her place. I wish I had problems that worked out so conveniently well.

So now Esquire hires people to write "How badly I got laid" stories?

AND it sounds like she was pretty cool about all of it, and might even be worth following up on later in the day. #firstworldproblems, for sure.

Exactly. This could have turned an otherwise literally forgettable one night stand into the best "and that's how I met my wife" stories. She sounds like a keeper.


Coming this spring:  Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore in the feel-good rom-com of the year!  Two opposites in lockdown find they're unlocking each other's hearts.
2013-04-20 08:08:18 PM  
2 votes:

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: How do you meet booty call women in your 30's?


Write for Esquire?
2013-04-20 07:53:00 PM  
2 votes:

Glitchwerks: UNC_Samurai: Coming this spring:  Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore in the feel-good rom-com of the year!  Two opposites in lockdown find they're unlocking each other's hearts.

Rob Schneider could play the role of the Dunkin' Donuts employee.


2.bp.blogspot.com
2013-04-20 07:48:46 PM  
2 votes:

UNC_Samurai: Coming this spring:  Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore in the feel-good rom-com of the year!  Two opposites in lockdown find they're unlocking each other's hearts.


Rob Schneider could play the role of the Dunkin' Donuts employee.
2013-04-20 07:43:04 PM  
2 votes:

TuteTibiImperes: UNC_Samurai: Flint Ironstag: whistleridge: skinink: Jeebus, he got laid twice plus he wasn't really locked down as he was able to go grab some coffee and still do work from her place. I wish I had problems that worked out so conveniently well.

So now Esquire hires people to write "How badly I got laid" stories?

AND it sounds like she was pretty cool about all of it, and might even be worth following up on later in the day. #firstworldproblems, for sure.

Exactly. This could have turned an otherwise literally forgettable one night stand into the best "and that's how I met my wife" stories. She sounds like a keeper.

Coming this spring:  Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore in the feel-good rom-com of the year!  Two opposites in lockdown find they're unlocking each other's hearts.

That was my thought, this is a perfect as-of-yet unexploited rom-com premise.


Better yet, they can incorporate this into the last season of How I Met Your Mother. THAT would be ending the season and the series with a (literal) bang?
2013-04-20 07:38:24 PM  
2 votes:
could be worst. At least he wasn't married and cheating on the wife.
2013-04-21 01:10:15 AM  
1 votes:
img.izifunny.com
2013-04-20 09:31:18 PM  
1 votes:
"Dear Dan:
I can't imagine how horrible that was for you. I spent all day in a Boston ICU getting my leg amputated, but you know, that's rough too.
- Marathon victim"
2013-04-20 09:18:24 PM  
1 votes:

Macular Degenerate: Amusing piece of fiction.


bingo. but so much better than the reality of author who lives in mom's basement after wife #2 cleaned him out in divorce. the one slice of truth is waking up drunk.
2013-04-20 08:50:17 PM  
1 votes:
I wasn't on lock down.
But I had a one night hand.
2013-04-20 08:47:11 PM  
1 votes:
"Dear Esquire, I never thought this would happen to me..."
2013-04-20 08:43:22 PM  
1 votes:

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: How do you meet booty call women in your 30's?

In my 20's I was able to amass a decent number of booty call girls (not the highest quality, mind you), but they've all either gotten knocked up, married, or moved away.

Now I'm 31 and it seems almost impossible to find new booty call women.


OK Cupid. Works for me.

/38
2013-04-20 08:33:08 PM  
1 votes:

AteMyBrain: Yeah, so...I don't believe Boston was "on lockdown". Pretty sure you could leave your house if you wanted to. You don't think the cops were going to round up and arrest every person outside a building, right?

I realize there's no story without it, but...


If they caught you wandering around outside, there was a good chance they would strip you naked on national television.
2013-04-20 07:59:10 PM  
1 votes:
i105.photobucket.com
2013-04-20 07:45:48 PM  
1 votes:
i0.kym-cdn.com
2013-04-20 06:23:13 PM  
1 votes:
Jeebus, he got laid twice plus he wasn't really locked down as he was able to go grab some coffee and still do work from her place. I wish I had problems that worked out so conveniently well.

So now Esquire hires people to write "How badly I got laid" stories?
2013-04-20 06:12:09 PM  
1 votes:
I can kind of relate.  Not quite a one-night stand as we had dated a couple times, but I brought her to my apartment for a drink and a snog, and it was definitely time to take her home...and there was a fire next door, with the fire trucks blocking me in.  For hours.

It was just awkward and we both wanted it to be over.  I think we both realized that if we couldn't handle this, that sex was all we had in common.  If memory serves, that was the last I saw of her.
 
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