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(Huffington Post)   Turns out, there was a dark conspiracy at work: Matt Lauer and Today Show producers launched "Operation Bambi" in 2011, which had one goal: the complete and utter destruction of Ann Curry   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 27
    More: Followup, Ann Curry, Brian Stelter, Matt Lauer, NYT, Steve Capus  
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2013-04-20 08:19:26 PM
4 votes:
damn i love older women.  id console you ann.

then pound you till i came in your brain

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2013-04-20 07:25:03 PM
4 votes:

Lionel Mandrake: What was (or was supposed to be) so bad about her?


She was one of those people that would take other people's lunches and drinks out of the office refrigerator, even though they were clearly marked and there was a sign on the fridge and everything.
2013-04-20 07:22:44 PM
4 votes:

houstondragon: Going all L. Ron on her ass, apparently.

/Is Lauer a Scientology nut?


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Don't be glib.
2013-04-20 09:29:19 PM
3 votes:
She would go into the ladies' room, and turn around all the toilet paper rolls so that it would unspool from the back instead of the front.
2013-04-20 07:27:55 PM
3 votes:

born_yesterday: Lionel Mandrake: What was (or was supposed to be) so bad about her?

She was one of those people that would take other people's lunches and drinks out of the office refrigerator, even though they were clearly marked and there was a sign on the fridge and everything.


She would leave little post it notes all over your desk, with little doodles on them.
2013-04-20 07:23:42 PM
3 votes:

Mentat: Why are women not allowed to be ambitious?


Because every time a woman succeeds, a man doesn't, and that's obviously the worst thing that can ever happen.
2013-04-21 12:45:16 AM
2 votes:
Ann Curry is 56...
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They were just heading off the horrors ahead.
2013-04-20 09:38:25 PM
2 votes:

LoneWolf343: I don't even know who these people are.


I've never heard of Fark.
2013-04-20 09:19:30 PM
2 votes:

Candygram4Mongo: Lionel Mandrake: Candygram4Mongo: born_yesterday: Lionel Mandrake: What was (or was supposed to be) so bad about her?

She was one of those people that would take other people's lunches and drinks out of the office refrigerator, even though they were clearly marked and there was a sign on the fridge and everything.

She would leave little post it notes all over your desk, with little doodles on them.

I heard she was always messing around with the thermostat, too.

She would borrow pens from your desk and never return them.


something something heel it down the drain.

/Y'all are slipping
2013-04-20 08:21:38 PM
2 votes:

LoneWolf343: All Latest: Lionel Mandrake: All Latest: I destroyed a curry last night.

...and your toilet this morning?


No, my toilet is bomb proof.

From the article: "City officials say an extra security feature of the new unisex toilet is that members of the public will be able to spend a maximum of 30 minutes inside before the doors automatically open and an alarm sounds."

What could go wrong?


If you meet your death "Elvis style," the doors automatically open and the little four year old girl waiting to pee will see you dead from cardiac arrest, clutching your chest, with your pants around your ankles...
2013-04-20 07:48:05 PM
2 votes:
She would wear so much perfume it set off the smoke alarms.
2013-04-20 07:30:41 PM
2 votes:

Candygram4Mongo: born_yesterday: Lionel Mandrake: What was (or was supposed to be) so bad about her?

She was one of those people that would take other people's lunches and drinks out of the office refrigerator, even though they were clearly marked and there was a sign on the fridge and everything.

She would leave little post it notes all over your desk, with little doodles on them.


I heard she was always messing around with the thermostat, too.
2013-04-21 01:45:03 AM
1 votes:

Wayne 985: After she left, one of the big wigs flat-out said that she was good at hard news, but not so much at celebrity gossip stories and cooking segments.


As if, somehow, that's a negative.
2013-04-20 11:12:25 PM
1 votes:
i48.tinypic.com
2013-04-20 09:29:42 PM
1 votes:

LoneWolf343: I don't even know who these people are.


Why, I bet you don't even own a TV.
2013-04-20 09:24:40 PM
1 votes:
I don't mean to be 'that guy' but does anyone really watch morning network television news? Or is it just, at best, background while you're making/drinking coffee, throwing breakfast together, showering, getting ready for work...or catching up on Fark?
2013-04-20 08:55:02 PM
1 votes:

Candygram4Mongo: Trocadero: Candygram4Mongo: born_yesterday: Lionel Mandrake: What was (or was supposed to be) so bad about her?

She was one of those people that would take other people's lunches and drinks out of the office refrigerator, even though they were clearly marked and there was a sign on the fridge and everything.

She would leave little post it notes all over your desk, with little doodles on them.

She'd try to flush tampons down the toilet.

She would make popcorn in the microwave and burn it horribly.


She would reheat fish in the microwave and stink up the whole floor.
2013-04-20 08:28:09 PM
1 votes:

thisiszombocom: then pound you till i came in your brain


...well, if THAT doesn't get her....
2013-04-20 08:14:00 PM
1 votes:

Lionel Mandrake: All Latest: I destroyed a curry last night.

...and your toilet this morning?



No, my toilet is bomb proof.
2013-04-20 08:09:07 PM
1 votes:

All Latest: I destroyed a curry last night.


...and your toilet this morning?
2013-04-20 08:01:41 PM
1 votes:
I don't even know who these people are.
2013-04-20 07:42:10 PM
1 votes:
she always heated up fish and broccoli and forgot to check on it
2013-04-20 07:37:28 PM
1 votes:

Lionel Mandrake: Candygram4Mongo: born_yesterday: Lionel Mandrake: What was (or was supposed to be) so bad about her?

She was one of those people that would take other people's lunches and drinks out of the office refrigerator, even though they were clearly marked and there was a sign on the fridge and everything.

She would leave little post it notes all over your desk, with little doodles on them.

I heard she was always messing around with the thermostat, too.


She would borrow pens from your desk and never return them.
2013-04-20 07:33:27 PM
1 votes:

Trocadero: Candygram4Mongo: born_yesterday: Lionel Mandrake: What was (or was supposed to be) so bad about her?

She was one of those people that would take other people's lunches and drinks out of the office refrigerator, even though they were clearly marked and there was a sign on the fridge and everything.

She would leave little post it notes all over your desk, with little doodles on them.

She'd try to flush tampons down the toilet.


She would make popcorn in the microwave and burn it horribly.
2013-04-20 07:30:56 PM
1 votes:

Candygram4Mongo: born_yesterday: Lionel Mandrake: What was (or was supposed to be) so bad about her?

She was one of those people that would take other people's lunches and drinks out of the office refrigerator, even though they were clearly marked and there was a sign on the fridge and everything.

She would leave little post it notes all over your desk, with little doodles on them.


She'd try to flush tampons down the toilet.
2013-04-20 07:19:58 PM
1 votes:
You can fire me. You can conspire to fire me. But you DAMN well better not call it "Operation Bambi..."
2013-04-20 07:14:45 PM
1 votes:
Meh.  I'd rather watch Stephanie Miller or Twilight Sparkle at that time of day anyway.  Matt Lauer can EABOD25.media.tumblr.com
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