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(New Scientist)   Only females deprived of both food and water benefited from the sperm drink, living longer than those on the same starvation diet but without access to sperm - because the males in their enclosure had had their genitals tweezered off   (newscientist.com) divider line 53
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2013-04-20 03:43:14 PM  
Well, I guess living off agave can lead to odd things.
 
2013-04-20 04:36:51 PM  
Japanese porn?
 
2013-04-20 04:37:33 PM  
what. the. fark.
 
2013-04-20 04:38:13 PM  
Or as we call it around here, Tuesday.
 
2013-04-20 04:38:27 PM  
WTF am I reading?
 
2013-04-20 04:39:53 PM  
I think I've seen that video.
 
2013-04-20 04:40:27 PM  

lake_huron: Or as we call it around here, Tuesday.


I tweezed off while reading this.
 
2013-04-20 04:41:54 PM  
Subby's family problems?
 
2013-04-20 04:43:08 PM  
"Expelling the ejaculate is not that uncommon," says Juan Rull of the Institute of Ecology in Xalapa, Mexico. Plenty of species do that. "What is uncommon is consuming it."

Juan must not have met submitter's mom.
 
2013-04-20 04:43:17 PM  
Fruit flies like a trouser banana?
 
2013-04-20 04:43:28 PM  
Tweezered? Talk about adding insult to injury!

And I'm writing a new diet book.
 
2013-04-20 04:46:14 PM  
this is because of gay marriage, isn't it?
 
2013-04-20 04:47:26 PM  
I was told it was good for my complexion, like an all-natural moisturizer.
 
2013-04-20 04:49:25 PM  
How about just no
 
2013-04-20 04:58:43 PM  
Species: Euxesta bilimeki castrati.
 
2013-04-20 04:59:28 PM  
Ha, ha.  Women.
 
2013-04-20 05:02:43 PM  
What Fark party is the headline talking about?
 
2013-04-20 05:04:02 PM  
Ahh, I knew reading the article would ruin it for me.
 
2013-04-20 05:07:15 PM  
Had a hard time reading THAT headline.
 
2013-04-20 05:10:18 PM  
Completely hydrated.
i1.mirror.co.uk
 
2013-04-20 05:13:22 PM  
/fap
 
2013-04-20 05:15:40 PM  
Suddenly my wife appears dehydrated, be right back.
 
2013-04-20 05:16:22 PM  
In other news, MontanaDave has announced he is never again making iced tea for his girlfriend. He is also giving her back lawn mower duty.
 
2013-04-20 05:16:29 PM  
learn.adafruit.com
 
2013-04-20 05:19:50 PM  
had had their genitals tweezered off
OUCH
 
2013-04-20 05:30:04 PM  

Oldiron_79: WTF am I reading?


Oh, apparently subby's mom participated in a scientific study or something.

DRTA
 
2013-04-20 05:48:24 PM  
because the males in their enclosure had had their genitals tweezered off

And that's the reason my exwife has been divorced so many time.
 
2013-04-20 05:48:56 PM  
Don't tweeze me bro!
 
Oak
2013-04-20 05:53:18 PM  

priapic_abandon: [learn.adafruit.com image 800x519]


Combination of username and picture causes oogy feeling.
 
2013-04-20 06:10:00 PM  

Oak: priapic_abandon: [learn.adafruit.com image 800x519]

Combination of username and picture causes oogy feeling.


Don't forget the juxtaposition of those two things with the subject matter of the thread.
I may uncross my legs, in an hour or two.
 
2013-04-20 06:18:37 PM  
Sounds like the last party I went to.
 
2013-04-20 06:18:55 PM  
Flies did this

www.americansteamaway.com
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-04-20 06:52:52 PM  
This might make a great new energy drink, targeted at women.
 
2013-04-20 07:00:16 PM  
Gag.
 
2013-04-20 07:02:31 PM  
Still no cure for castration.
 
2013-04-20 07:06:07 PM  

vpb: This might make a great new energy drink, targeted at women.


jizzenergy.comuf.com
 
2013-04-20 07:14:08 PM  

vpb: This might make a great new energy drink, targeted at women.


It's been done....
www.furrygodmother.com.au
 
2013-04-20 07:34:44 PM  
Well ,which is it? Spitz or Swallows?
 
2013-04-20 07:36:37 PM  
Ladies, drinks are on me
 
2013-04-20 07:41:39 PM  
Someone needs to call John Thompson.
 
2013-04-20 07:45:38 PM  
Hey, no need to squeeze it back out... I'll let you drink right from the fountain!
 
2013-04-20 08:12:10 PM  
Ever since we got married my wife stopped getting thirsty.
 
2013-04-20 08:17:16 PM  
Sounds like the boys in the lab are getting bored.
 
2013-04-20 08:45:08 PM  

vpb: This might make a great new energy drink, targeted at women.


jizzenergy.comuf.com
 
2013-04-20 09:29:07 PM  

SPLAMM: Completely hydrated.
[i1.mirror.co.uk image 618x927]



Something rare just happened: I was at a loss for words.
Well done!
 
2013-04-20 09:44:34 PM  
because the males in their enclosure had had their genitals tweezered off

People are experimenting on tea baggers now?
 
2013-04-20 10:39:23 PM  
TFA: "they were more likely to retain sperm if they had mated with a large male, or if the courtship had been long."

Anyone have an idea what constitutes, uh, long coitus for these flies?
 
2013-04-20 11:21:54 PM  

stuffy: had had their genitals tweezered off
OUCH


Somebody call Lars Von Trier
 
2013-04-20 11:41:48 PM  
This only proves that scientists are very sick people....
 
2013-04-21 12:59:52 AM  
OW.

Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow.
 
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