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(Sun News Network)   Little League Baseball season cancelled because: A) Not enough participants, B) Floods, C) Parent brings a gun to the game and shoots into the car of another   (sunnewsnetwork.ca) divider line 83
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2013-04-20 03:12:54 PM  
please don't be GA...please don't be GA...please...
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HELLZ YAH CALI'S JUST AS HOOD AS WE ARE!
 
2013-04-20 03:13:02 PM  
This is an unusual headline because the most obvious answer is also the correct answer.
 
2013-04-20 03:13:22 PM  
This is what happens when soul deadening office work causes men to place too much emphasis on the minor athletic achievements of their children.
 
2013-04-20 03:13:58 PM  
Responsible, law abiding gun owners!
 
2013-04-20 03:14:07 PM  
I hope the parents of all the kids in that league know exactly which bozo parent is responsible for screwing the rest of the season. And bozo's got their home insurance paid up.
 
2013-04-20 03:15:25 PM  
Is everyone enjoying their gun "rights"?
 
2013-04-20 03:16:11 PM  
This is why we can't have nice things.
 
2013-04-20 03:17:14 PM  
When the 2nd Amendment and the 1st Amendment artfully combine...
 
2013-04-20 03:17:21 PM  
Since this is Fark I'm going to guess "C"
 
2013-04-20 03:19:38 PM  
Uh... why the hell would you punish the kids like that? Toss the arseholes in jail and move on. This doesn't even make sense.

Oh... Sun media? Yeah, there's likely far more to this story... or it's not even true at all.
 
2013-04-20 03:20:05 PM  
It's all about who wants it more.
 
2013-04-20 03:20:07 PM  
I honestly don't know what is more stupid, canceling a whole season of little league baseball because of a single incident, or the incident itself.
 
2013-04-20 03:21:20 PM  

wildcardjack: This is what happens when soul deadening office work causes men to place too much emphasis on the minor athletic achievements of their children.


It's Vallejo. There is no office work there. It's just soul deadening useless flatland gang territory. And those soul deadening cheery folks have been invading Humboldt county to the north for years. It's not the guns, it's complete degenerates of society that find ways to fark up life....at little league games.
 
2013-04-20 03:21:28 PM  
Terrorists trying to stop our American pastime, baseball.

keep playing, don't let them win.
 
2013-04-20 03:22:37 PM  
But remember to please keep in mind that the US does NOT have a gun problem. No sir. Not at all.
 
2013-04-20 03:22:50 PM  
How are those tougher gun control measures working out for you guys?
 
2013-04-20 03:24:52 PM  
Man I wish they would just ban parents from watching kid sports games all the way from pee-wee to high school. The kids are great, their parents are farking insane assholes.
 
2013-04-20 03:24:59 PM  
His kid must suck dick at baseball.
 
2013-04-20 03:25:11 PM  
Faster, Darwin, Faster!

These 'tards have already spawned...
 
2013-04-20 03:25:13 PM  

Russ1642: But remember to please keep in mind that the US does NOT have a gun problem. No sir. Not at all.


Ban little league.

/ca has some of the strictest laws in the country, so go ahead and let us know how thats working out.
 
2013-04-20 03:25:21 PM  

iheartscotch: How are those tougher gun control measures working out for you guys?


You're right, screw it. Let's just repeal all the laws. Why bother unless it solves everything?

/ John Oliver is my new hero
 
2013-04-20 03:25:22 PM  
Maybe the car needed shootin, ya think of that! Huh?
 
2013-04-20 03:26:08 PM  
The wouldn't need to cancel the season if they just gave the kids guns to protect themselves from this nonsense.
 
2013-04-20 03:26:09 PM  
Wouldn't have happened if the car had had a gun
 
2013-04-20 03:26:23 PM  

iheartscotch: How are those tougher gun control measures working out for you guys?


...what tougher gun control measures?
 
2013-04-20 03:27:18 PM  

jaytkay: Is everyone enjoying their gun "rights"?


Is there some important point you'd like to make here, sans trolling? It's your turn to explain.
 
2013-04-20 03:27:38 PM  
Maybe we have to ban kids from grounding the ball into game ending double plays, forcing Dad's hand into such a situation.
 
2013-04-20 03:27:44 PM  

balki1867: The wouldn't need to cancel the season if they just gave the kids guns to protect themselves from this nonsense.


It's Vallejo. The kids HAVE guns, they were just all in their bat bags.
 
2013-04-20 03:28:26 PM  

Russ1642: But remember to please keep in mind that the US does NOT have a gun problem. No sir. Not at all.


So what's your final solution, champ?
 
2013-04-20 03:29:27 PM  

fanbladesaresharp: wildcardjack: This is what happens when soul deadening office work causes men to place too much emphasis on the minor athletic achievements of their children.

It's Vallejo. There is no office work there. It's just soul deadening useless flatland gang territory. And those soul deadening cheery folks have been invading Humboldt county to the north for years. It's not the guns, it's complete degenerates of society that find ways to fark up life....at little league games.


Very true about Vallejo. Nasty town now.
 
2013-04-20 03:31:54 PM  

xsarien: iheartscotch: How are those tougher gun control measures working out for you guys?

You're right, screw it. Let's just repeal all the laws. Why bother unless it solves everything?

/ John Oliver is my new hero


I was being snarky.

I've noticed that the more people you crowd into an area; the more people go nuts and start shooting.
 
2013-04-20 03:32:55 PM  

fanbladesaresharp: Russ1642: But remember to please keep in mind that the US does NOT have a gun problem. No sir. Not at all.

So what's your final solution, champ?


nuke them from orbit?
 
2013-04-20 03:34:46 PM  

dv-ous: iheartscotch: How are those tougher gun control measures working out for you guys?

...what tougher gun control measures?


I guess you didn't RTFA. This all happened in California. The state of California is up there with New York and New Jersey as the most restrictive gun control states in the US.
 
2013-04-20 03:34:54 PM  

Dr. Goldshnoz: /ca has some of the strictest laws in the country, so go ahead and let us know how thats working out


How about a little gun self control?  Why the hell would you need to bring a gun to a little league baseball game? Seriously.

Bozo should get a reckless charge and lose the right to own for five years, then have to take and pass safety courses before being able to get a new one.
 
2013-04-20 03:35:57 PM  
Thank god it was a white guy.
 
2013-04-20 03:37:02 PM  

sno man: Why the hell would you need to bring a gun to a little league baseball game?


same reason as to bring a pressure cooker to a marathon.
 
2013-04-20 03:38:58 PM  
I'm not terribly surprised. I've seen sports parents froth at the mouth and look ready to kill refs/umps before. Thankfully, usually it doesn't involve guns.

It's unfortunate that the season has been cancelled and I feel bad for the kids. I'm wondering if the cancellation is a "the officials don't want to risk being shot" thing. I've heard stories before of referees going out to their cars after a game and the windows are all smashed out, tires are slashed etc... then the same people that do this stupid shiat complain that the league can't find referees. Derrrrrr.
 
2013-04-20 03:39:10 PM  
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2013-04-20 03:44:40 PM  

fanbladesaresharp: Russ1642: But remember to please keep in mind that the US does NOT have a gun problem. No sir. Not at all.

So what's your final solution, champ?


Step 1 is admitting there's a problem.
 
2013-04-20 03:48:22 PM  
Whoop-dee-do
 
2013-04-20 03:50:20 PM  
 
2013-04-20 03:56:45 PM  

fanbladesaresharp: wildcardjack: This is what happens when soul deadening office work causes men to place too much emphasis on the minor athletic achievements of their children.

It's Vallejo. There is no office work there. It's just soul deadening useless flatland gang territory. And those soul deadening cheery folks have been invading Humboldt county to the north for years. It's not the guns, it's complete degenerates of society that find ways to fark up life....at little league games.


Listen douchebag, Vallejo is not flatland.
 
2013-04-20 04:01:24 PM  

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fark off.
 
2013-04-20 04:08:55 PM  
 
2013-04-20 04:12:13 PM  

Princess Ryans Knickers: How the NRA slowed the boston bomber investigation


You, like Lawrence O'Donnell, are full of shiat.
 
2013-04-20 04:13:00 PM  
Farking savages.  This is why we can't have nice things.
 
2013-04-20 04:14:51 PM  

heinrich66: When the 2nd Amendment and the 1st Amendment artfully combine...


Wonder Twin powers....ACTIVATE!

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2013-04-20 04:18:36 PM  

burnvictim: fanbladesaresharp: wildcardjack: This is what happens when soul deadening office work causes men to place too much emphasis on the minor athletic achievements of their children.

It's Vallejo. There is no office work there. It's just soul deadening useless flatland gang territory. And those soul deadening cheery folks have been invading Humboldt county to the north for years. It's not the guns, it's complete degenerates of society that find ways to fark up life....at little league games.

Listen douchebag, Vallejo is not flatland.


Truth.  I live on a hill.  We have lots of hills.

/I may live here, but I HATE Vallejo.
 
2013-04-20 04:20:28 PM  
Is the guy out on bail yet?

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/Let freedom ring!
 
2013-04-20 04:21:43 PM  

Snargi: fanbladesaresharp: wildcardjack: This is what happens when soul deadening office work causes men to place too much emphasis on the minor athletic achievements of their children.

It's Vallejo. There is no office work there. It's just soul deadening useless flatland gang territory. And those soul deadening cheery folks have been invading Humboldt county to the north for years. It's not the guns, it's complete degenerates of society that find ways to fark up life....at little league games.

Very true about Vallejo. Nasty town now.


Sorry but, NO. Not even close to being farking true. Vallejo is 280+ miles from Humboldt. I'm not sure where this dipshiat got the idea that people are flocking from Vallejo to Humboldt? And then another dipshiat somehow believes its true because random internet moran says it on Fark.
 
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