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(CTV News)   3,000 pot cookies seized after Canadian home invasion goes wrong. Cookie Monster being held in protective custody for his own safety   (ctvnews.ca) divider line 56
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2013-04-20 11:38:51 AM
Love the cookies. Can't eat a whole one.
 
2013-04-20 11:52:42 AM
8000 seized, 3000 make it to the Fark headline, 500 into evidence, 4 make it to trial = misdemeanor and a $50 fine.
 
2013-04-20 12:03:19 PM
i105.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-20 12:40:20 PM
So, assault cookies now?
 
2013-04-20 12:48:51 PM
Assault: as an adjective, black or brown, large capacity, scary looking, based on lies, fear mongering and false agendas. Actually your right and good for you, but not for you by Nanny Agenda.

Nanny: noun, adjective or verb, deciding what is good for you while farking your butt, peeing on your leg while telling you that you like it this way.
 
2013-04-20 01:09:50 PM
It's Canuckistan - how the hell is this news?
 
2013-04-20 01:46:36 PM
NOBODY messes with the Keebler cartel!
 
2013-04-20 01:48:42 PM
The RCMP say a 22-year-old man interrupted two intruders in his home on Thursday and was struck on the head with a crowbar.

That Gordon Freeman is getting out of hand.
 
2013-04-20 01:53:51 PM
That is an unprecedented amount of pot cookies
 
2013-04-20 01:57:09 PM

ontariolightning: That is an unprecedented amount of pot cookies


A thousand pot cookies is alot.
Its almost ten tens, and this is terrible.
 
2013-04-20 01:59:54 PM
be careful cookies are addictive and you can overdose on them
 
2013-04-20 02:01:37 PM
*looks around at junkies in room*


/you can tell by how fat they are
 
2013-04-20 02:01:49 PM

snocone: Assault: as an adjective, black or brown, large capacity, scary looking, based on lies, fear mongering and false agendas. Actually your right and good for you, but not for you by Nanny Agenda.

Nanny: noun, adjective or verb, deciding what is good for you while farking your butt, peeing on your leg while telling you that you like it this way.


And we have an early contender for stupidest/most irrelevant post in thread!
 
2013-04-20 02:02:02 PM
Apparently they were for the 4/20 celebrations today at the VAG..they had a banner made up for $2.50 a cookie and everything..

whiterock.bc.rcmp-grc.gc.ca

whiterock.bc.rcmp-grc.gc.ca

/hot..
 
2013-04-20 02:03:48 PM

whither_apophis: 8000 seized, 3000 make it to the Fark headline, 500 into evidence, 4 make it to trial = misdemeanor and a $50 fine.


Pass that cookie plate around to the Jury. I can't eat the whole plate or Mrs. Justice would kill me.
 
2013-04-20 02:06:01 PM

oldfarthenry: It's Canuckistan - how the hell is this news?


Same way the Red River (Manitoba) is news. It leaks over the border.

With that much marijuana, you'd think the smoke would leak over the border, but they wisely made it into cookies. I hope they didn't burn them. The police will, though. Any that are left.
 
2013-04-20 02:08:12 PM
Oh goody. It's that one day every year when pothead stories are the thing.

Well, have fun with your holiday stoners. Your 420 jokes still aren't funny, though.
 
2013-04-20 02:08:48 PM
The News story the headline links to is fuill of crap: the guy was assaulted, called the cops, the cops responded to the assault, smelled smells at his door, went and got a search warrant, came back and took the cookies from the original house..:

"Earl Marriot school was on lockdown Thursday afternoon, after a male living in the 15800 block of North Bluff Rd, in White Rock was assaulted by two would be robbers.

The 22 year old victim, interrupted a Home Invasion to his residence just before noon and was hit in the head by a male with a crowbar, but was able to fend the assailant and his partner off.

The males were described as Caucasian, wearing black hooded sweaters with white designs. One male, approximately 6ft tall, wearing a black baseball hat and the second approximately 5 ft 7 inches tall, were last seen running north across 16th Ave into Surrey.

Later in the evening, White Rock RCMP executed a search warrant on the same residence. Police seized an undetermined amount of Marihuana, along with an estimated 8000 home baked cookies believed to contain Marihuana.

The male victim and two females, a 20 year old and 54 year old were arrested and will appear in court in late May, to answer to a charge of Possession of a Controlled Substance For The Purpose of Trafficking."

from: Link
 
2013-04-20 02:11:03 PM

ZeroCorpse: Oh goody. It's that one day every year when pothead stories are the thing.

Well, have fun with your holiday stoners. Your 420 jokes still aren't funny, though.


It's either that, or happy birthday Hitler.
 
2013-04-20 02:11:21 PM
I am not a joker, nor am I a midnight toker, but I always did find the Freak Brothers funny. I like Fat Freddies cat, too. Stoned people are ha-larious.

I sometimes visit one of the Head Shops to buy books and movies. They have some freaky stuff, but the stock doesn't turn over. Bongs are cool. Some of them are very clever and decorative. However, I haven't any room for bric-à-brac and would worry about the false impression they might give if I bought a few just for their ornamental or amusement value.
 
2013-04-20 02:23:51 PM
Noooooooo! Not on 420!

/bout to get 420'd in a teepee at the local 420 fest!
 
2013-04-20 02:23:53 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shbgRyColvE

Best cookie monster video ever
 
2013-04-20 02:26:39 PM
"... cookies believed to be laced with marijuana. "

t.qkme.me

/just sayin' is all
 
2013-04-20 02:36:51 PM

here to help: snocone: Assault: as an adjective, black or brown, large capacity, scary looking, based on lies, fear mongering and false agendas. Actually your right and good for you, but not for you by Nanny Agenda.

Nanny: noun, adjective or verb, deciding what is good for you while farking your butt, peeing on your leg while telling you that you like it this way.

And we have an early contender for stupidest/most irrelevant post in thread!


Ban him / her to the political thread!
 
2013-04-20 02:36:52 PM

snocone: Assault: as an adjective, black or brown, large capacity, scary looking, based on lies, fear mongering and false agendas. Actually your right and good for you, but not for you by Nanny Agenda.

Nanny: noun, adjective or verb, deciding what is good for you while farking your butt, peeing on your leg while telling you that you like it this way.


I like this Farker
 
2013-04-20 02:38:10 PM

Mr.Poops: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shbgRyColvE

Best cookie monster video ever


i105.photobucket.com
What's in the box?
 
2013-04-20 02:43:30 PM

NOLA_farkette: Noooooooo! Not on 420!

/bout to get 420'd in a teepee at the local 420 fest!


You know who else celebrated 420?

assets.nydailynews.com
 
2013-04-20 02:48:31 PM

hasty ambush: NOLA_farkette: Noooooooo! Not on 420!

/bout to get 420'd in a teepee at the local 420 fest!

You know who else celebrated 420?

[assets.nydailynews.com image 635x635]


is that one of the Jonas bros? He looks kind of familiar.
 
2013-04-20 02:56:33 PM

whither_apophis: 8000 seized, 3000 make it to the Fark headline, 500 into evidence, 4 make it to trial = misdemeanor and a $50 fine.


What's the exchange rate between CAN and USD?
 
2013-04-20 02:57:59 PM

hasty ambush: NOLA_farkette: Noooooooo! Not on 420!

/bout to get 420'd in a teepee at the local 420 fest!

You know who else celebrated 420?

[assets.nydailynews.com image 635x635]



As I asked in the other thread; What point are you trying to make?  Think about this question carefully before answering.
 
2013-04-20 03:04:45 PM

FloydA: As I asked in the other thread; What point are you trying to make? Think about this question carefully before answering.


See... you don't get it. He's mooslim and smokes teh herb. These are things that libs like. Therefore all libs are turrorists so impeach the "president"!
 
2013-04-20 03:05:52 PM
I used to smoke pot. But I had to stop. The handles kept poking me in the eyes.
 
2013-04-20 03:05:59 PM

FloydA: Think about this question carefully before answering.


butthurt much?
 
2013-04-20 03:15:21 PM
Welp... I guess we're gonna have to deal with non stop gloating over the fact the bombers were kind of sort of affiliated with islam even in threads that have absolutely NOTHING to do with american politics.

Classy.
 
2013-04-20 03:16:30 PM

hasty ambush: NOLA_farkette: Noooooooo! Not on 420!

/bout to get 420'd in a teepee at the local 420 fest!

You know who else celebrated 420?


Dude. Too soon.
 
2013-04-20 03:18:15 PM

Pointy Tail of Satan: I used to smoke pot. But I had to stop. The handles kept poking me in the eyes.


Oh so corny.
Still lol'd,
 
2013-04-20 03:24:33 PM

Dr. Goldshnoz: FloydA: Think about this question carefully before answering.

butthurt much?



Not at all.  Do YOU have any idea what point he's trying to make?

(Or are you just really, really interested in my butt?  Because if it's the later, you're going to be disappointed; it's not really all that nice.)
 
2013-04-20 03:27:41 PM

here to help: snocone: Assault: as an adjective, black or brown, large capacity, scary looking, based on lies, fear mongering and false agendas. Actually your right and good for you, but not for you by Nanny Agenda.

Nanny: noun, adjective or verb, deciding what is good for you while farking your butt, peeing on your leg while telling you that you like it this way.

And we have an early contender for stupidest/most irrelevant post in thread!


You are new around here, so,,,
 
2013-04-20 03:34:12 PM

snocone: You are new around here, so,,,


Guess again, muffincakes.
 
2013-04-20 03:36:31 PM
So... why did the cops take the weed cookies?

It's 4/20. Just let the stoners have their day and move on.
 
2013-04-20 03:39:24 PM
Its okay to chant USA USA USA and wish for his death but DO NOT DARE post a pic of him as a normal kid.
Americas militant culture is almost as twisted as a Jihadis.
 
2013-04-20 03:48:46 PM
Every day is 420 when you have a medical marijuana recommendation and a crippling disease.  Well, crippled by a disease, but whatever.  Haters gonna hate and all, but a drug that helps, with the side effect of getting high, works for me.  I hate taking pills anyway.
 
2013-04-20 03:50:26 PM
i215.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-20 03:53:29 PM
I used to have a weed problem. I still do, but I used to, too.

/RIP Mitch
 
2013-04-20 03:57:58 PM

RI_Red: I used to have a weed problem. I still do, but I used to, too.

/RIP Mitch


Nice.  Updated for 420 even.
 
2013-04-20 03:58:00 PM
That's even more depressing that a normal cannabis bust.

Someone actually took time and care to make the cannabutter, then make the cookies themselves and it's all for naught.
 
2013-04-20 04:00:37 PM
Fantastic. So not only did they not catch the two guys who actually physically harmed someone, but they did manage to nab 3 dirty pot smokers including the guy who was assaulted. farkin' priorities, how do they work? I thought you Canadians were supposed to be cool.
 
2013-04-20 04:05:16 PM

FedExPope: Fantastic. So not only did they not catch the two guys who actually physically harmed someone, but they did manage to nab 3 dirty pot smokers including the guy who was assaulted. farkin' priorities, how do they work? I thought you Canadians were supposed to be cool.


What?  Deny those cops one of the few pleasures they get out of life?
 
2013-04-20 04:06:10 PM

ontariolightning: Its okay to chant USA USA USA and wish for his death but DO NOT DARE post a pic of him as a normal kid.
Americas militant culture is almost as twisted as a Jihadis.


Not that I disagree about the militant culture but you know, our time and thoughts would be better spent focusing on the healing and honoring of the victims INSTEAD OF the people who hurt them.
 
2013-04-20 04:22:44 PM

NOLA_farkette: ontariolightning: Its okay to chant USA USA USA and wish for his death but DO NOT DARE post a pic of him as a normal kid.
Americas militant culture is almost as twisted as a Jihadis.

Not that I disagree about the militant culture but you know, our time and thoughts would be better spent focusing on the healing and honoring of the victims INSTEAD OF the people who hurt them.


Yes. And apparently some of you honor the dead by toking up and getting high.   I guess that's classy, in certain circles.

But the point they were making by posting him is that he was a pothead, too. If his being a Muslim or Chechen can be considered when contemplating his crimes, then why can't someone question whether or not his weed obsession had something to do with his actions, as well?

For example, if he hadn't been tracked down this week, do you think you might have been passing a joint to him today, agreeing while he talked about the cops being pigs?

/Devil's advocate
 
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