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2013-04-20 07:50:28 PM
4 votes:
i33.tinypic.com
2013-04-20 08:54:33 PM
3 votes:

Lionel Mandrake: NateAsbestos: Churchy LaFemme: I think the frustration of being a self-loathing, closeted, gay Republican has finally made poor Lindsay crack...

[schydrogen.org image 350x462]

So I'm not the only one getting "Totally gay" vibes off this pic.Good.

I believe the proper nomenclature is "confirmed bachelor"



Nope. George Clooney is a confirmed bachelor, and gets more tang than NASA.
Lindsey Graham is gayer than spooge on a moustache.
2013-04-20 02:51:32 PM
3 votes:

sammyk: Come on guys. We all know the only important part of the constitution is the 2nd amendment. We wont be 3rd world savages if we torture the guy. What's the worst we could become?


Republicans? :D
2013-04-20 01:34:49 PM
3 votes:

spongeboob: Graham also suggested that the Obama administration should use a drone to track any suspects in the case


I thought drones were bad


They are, but the Republicans are a little fluid on it.  Did Obama use them? Yes, they're bad.  Did Obama not use them? They're not so bad and actually help law enforcement.

While I understand people can say "in some cases, some things aren't so bad..." the Republicans sole criteria is whether or not Obama used them.  They get bonus excitement points if Obama uses a drone and something goes wrong. Then they are really, really super extra bad.
2013-04-20 01:16:34 PM
3 votes:

NewportBarGuy: The_Sponge: t's amusing how you care about those rights, but don't give a shiat about Second Amendment rights.

Actually, I do. I just focus on the well-regulated part that you want to ignore.



When liberals say: "We should make it easier to enforce the federal bans against criminals buying guns."
Conservatives hear: "We should make it easier to enforce the federal bans against criminals buying guns."
2013-04-20 10:32:36 AM
3 votes:
In fairness, Lindsey Graham is a ginormous douche, and that is an important thing to consider when taking in any of his statements.
2013-04-20 09:16:55 AM
3 votes:
Come on guys. We all know the only important part of the constitution is the 2nd amendment. We wont be 3rd world savages if we torture the guy. What's the worst we could become?
2013-04-20 05:06:47 PM
2 votes:

A Terrible Human: Amos Quito: Both want to snag, snare and gut.

The only difference I see is the bait.

If you ever voted for Ron Paul I'm going to laugh and laugh.


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2013-04-20 04:52:00 PM
2 votes:
Lindsey Graham doesn't want the 5th Amendment to apply to Dzhokhar Tsarnaev now that he's in custody.

However, Graham is adamant that, if Tsarnaev had escaped yesterday, he should have been able to buy firearms without a background check.
2013-04-20 04:45:37 PM
2 votes:

thamike: [encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 530x314]

Does it apply to walking ventriloquist dummies wearing stolen skin, who are unable to sit for a photo without regressing into unbridled whimsy?


He puts me in mind of Liberace. I think it's the cheeks or maybe that he looks like he's had so much facial surgery that he's got an uncanny valley thing going on.
2013-04-20 03:55:50 PM
2 votes:

darkedgefan: Oh, give me break you farkers. This a-hole should be a$$ raped in prison by the biggest black guy in the joint. Then he should have to toss salads every half hour in between each a$$ raping. And who would lose sleep over this? Not me.

When our enemies catch us they cut our heads off in front of cameras.


So what you're saying is that you hate our country for our freedoms and rule of law and admire our enemies for their barbarity and think we should strive to be more like them?
2013-04-20 03:43:17 PM
2 votes:
God, I love that Graham chick, I don't care that she says crazy shiat.

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2013-04-20 12:13:53 PM
2 votes:
Don't you think he looks tired?
2013-04-20 11:56:23 AM
2 votes:

hubiestubert: In fairness, Lindsey Graham is a ginormous douche, and that is an important thing to consider when taking in any of his statements.


He's gotta be true to who he is.
2013-04-21 01:40:55 PM
1 votes:
DNRTFT but if Sen. Graham wants the kid to be an enemy combatant then can Jeff Bauman Jr.'s medical bills be paid by the VA?
2013-04-21 11:06:52 AM
1 votes:
I just wish I didn't have to see his stupid face any more. The face of a crooked mayor in some grade B Smokey and the Bandit movie.

Ugh.
2013-04-21 03:41:34 AM
1 votes:

stoli n coke: QT's Aussie accent is only slightly better than when Costner tried to go Brit in Robin Hood.


Oh lord.  That accent sounded like a Brit doing an impression of an American who sucks at an Australian accent.  If Tarantino wants to make one of his trademarks that he show up, he should look to Hitchcock and just make a cameo.
2013-04-21 02:53:52 AM
1 votes:

bdanger3000: If people want to kill, can't they find a way? Didn't the Godfather III teach us that?


Oh hell.  Godfather III didn't teach anyone a damn thing (aside from "don't cast Sofia Coppola in a movie").
2013-04-21 02:31:23 AM
1 votes:

avanti: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: RanDomino: It's not so much that they have a 'right' to amass wealth as that they simply own practically everything. The privileges of the 'middle class' are based not on property but on high wages and salaries, which are much easier to revoke.
It probably won't be French Revolution so much as Fall of Rome- stretching out for hundreds of years while the former managerial class turns into a new loose network of petty landlords, with a few dramatic moments of violence now and then.

When do I get to burn the capital while fiddling?

You may proceed now.


May I offer up a request?

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2013-04-21 02:31:20 AM
1 votes:

Gyrfalcon: whidbey: Amos Quito: Dude, I'm sure your "heart" is in the right place, but let's face it: You are demonstrably "challenged" when it comes to matching part (1) with slot (B).

Your posts are self-evident. No matching required.

[CITATION NEEDED]

Let me guess, just because you're paranoid....you know the rest.

Seriously dude, you just don't convince us that your Obama-driven apocalypse is at hand. And I've asked you several times what your solutions should be. Hate to break it to you--whatever they are, it's going to involve some kind of government, and some kind of social net for people who need it. And tax revenues. I know, I used the "T" word again.

Freedom isn't free.


Indeed.

/And whidbey isn't whid.
2013-04-21 01:32:46 AM
1 votes:

The_Sponge: vpb: The_Sponge: NewportBarGuy: The_Sponge: t's amusing how you care about those rights, but don't give a shiat about Second Amendment rights.

Actually, I do. I just focus on the well-regulated part that you want to ignore.


1) Go back and see the definition of "well-regulated" at the time.

The imaginary one that gun nut believe in or the real one that means the same thing today?

Keep f*cking that chicken.


HAHAHA, the guy is so scarred from seeing his fellow supports making "hen"-tai, he's projecting on others. I know it's hard bro, but the road to recovery isn't thinking about chickens again.. you need discipline to break the habit but we believe in you!
2013-04-20 08:42:04 PM
1 votes:

FlashHarry: lindsey graham is a disgrace. he is an america-hating piece of garbage who should be kicked out of congress.


He hates us for our freedom.
2013-04-20 08:17:25 PM
1 votes:

NateAsbestos: Churchy LaFemme: I think the frustration of being a self-loathing, closeted, gay Republican has finally made poor Lindsay crack...

[schydrogen.org image 350x462]

So I'm not the only one getting "Totally gay" vibes off this pic.Good.


I believe the proper nomenclature is "confirmed bachelor"
2013-04-20 08:00:31 PM
1 votes:
A Republican from a southern state?  Well color me shocked.

Its amazing how people who like to shout about how much they love the Constitution are usually the first to try and toss it out when its inconvenient.
2013-04-20 07:49:08 PM
1 votes:

RanDomino: What part of "small government" translates as "totalitarian police state"?


You have to admit, it cuts down on the bureaucracy.
2013-04-20 07:25:54 PM
1 votes:

Churchy LaFemme: I think the frustration of being a self-loathing, closeted, gay Republican has finally made poor Lindsay crack...


schydrogen.org

So I'm not the only one getting "Totally gay" vibes off this pic.Good.
2013-04-20 06:02:02 PM
1 votes:
Perhaps Lindsey and friends should just sit this one out.

www.charlock.org
2013-04-20 05:22:55 PM
1 votes:

heinekenftw: So much for the "party of strict constitutionalists."

Look, Dzhokhar Tzaernaev is a piece of shiat, but are we really going to abandon our principles out of fear and terror?


Absolutely!!!!!!

Because that's what Godly Real AmericansTM must do!
The constitution was inspired by King Jesus, remember?

*twitch*
2013-04-20 04:55:40 PM
1 votes:
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2013-04-20 04:54:32 PM
1 votes:

rufus-t-firefly: Lindsey Graham doesn't want the 5th Amendment to apply to Dzhokhar Tsarnaev now that he's in custody.

However, Graham is adamant that, if Tsarnaev had escaped yesterday, he should have been able to buy firearms without a background check.


It's the American Way Honor System!
2013-04-20 04:47:42 PM
1 votes:

thamike: [encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 530x314]

Does it apply to walking ventriloquist dummies wearing stolen skin, who are unable to sit for a photo without regressing into unbridled whimsy?


The horrible part is that, if he'd just let his hair grow a bit, he'd make a lovely SG1 cosplayer.
2013-04-20 04:43:47 PM
1 votes:
Just another stupid cracker.
2013-04-20 04:37:53 PM
1 votes:
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com

Does it apply to walking ventriloquist dummies wearing stolen skin, who are unable to sit for a photo without regressing into unbridled whimsy?
2013-04-20 04:35:49 PM
1 votes:

Delay: Speaking of names, I had a cute girl-friend named Lindsey. I assume Mr. Graham is a taker and as weird as a three dollar bill?



i251.photobucket.com

Hopes that he is kept out of this conversation.
2013-04-20 04:02:41 PM
1 votes:
I think the frustration of being a self-loathing, closeted, gay Republican has finally made poor Lindsay crack...
2013-04-20 03:59:00 PM
1 votes:
What is it about republicans and their facial features that are........not quite human?

angrywhitedude.comschydrogen.org

Decades from now, in a world where these criminals are finally removed form power, our grandchildren are going to look at holo-rods of these days and ask us "WTF WERE YOU THINKING, VOTING FOR THESE BASTARDS???!! I MEAN, JUST LOOK AT THEM! DIDN'T YOU GET ANY SORT OF CREEPY VIBES COMING OFF FROM THEM?"
2013-04-20 03:49:34 PM
1 votes:

Peter von Nostrand: It seems like there was a time when Lindsey was somewhat reasonable. Or maybe I just wasn't paying close enough attention


He's the kind of guy where quoting snippets of him out of context makes him seem more reasonable instead of less reasonable.
2013-04-20 03:45:27 PM
1 votes:

SkinnyHead: If they question him without Miranda, and the court finds a Miranda violation, that wouldn't get him off the hook. It would just mean that his statements could not be used against him. They could still prove him guilty with other evidence.


This may be the first time in the history of Fark you were ever right about anything.
2013-04-20 03:35:32 PM
1 votes:
Lindsey's bullshiat language makes me hate him more than his actual opinion. It's understandable that a lot of people want to string this guy up without due process. I don't agree, but I get it. And like it or not, there IS precedent.

But punkass Sen. Graham won't even own that viewpoint. He throws in a few "perhapses" and "considers" so he can scuttle out of it if anyone asks him to explain himself. So he espouses a primitive, anti-American sentiment, but not enough to actually back it if things get difficult.

You must be so proud, Republicans.
2013-04-20 03:28:25 PM
1 votes:

SkinnyHead: They should certainly use the public safety exception to question him without Miranda to find out about his co-conspirators.


I'm agreeing with SkinnyHead and it feels weird.

That being said, the guy's lived in the United States for years.  What are the odds he isn't already aware of Miranda rights through pop culture exposure?  I mean, in any given 24-hour period there are 30 episodes of Law & Order aired on cable TV.
2013-04-20 03:22:59 PM
1 votes:

Cataholic: Graham isn't calling for him to be treated as an enemy combatant (contrary to failmitter's claim) but urging the President to consider whether or not he should be, given the facts and circumstances.


Yes, and I'm not saying that Graham is a fascist chucklefark, I say we should consider that he is a fascist chucklefark.

Though to be fair, he might not be. He's just running scared of the fascist chucklefarks looking to primary him in two years.
2013-04-20 03:09:53 PM
1 votes:
Look boys they're books deals and movie rights to come out of this tragedy.
 Let's not throw the baby out with the bathwater.
Now lets get those billable hours rolling.

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2013-04-20 02:54:02 PM
1 votes:
Beyonce Knowles, Atari Bigby, and Reince Priebus nervously shift.
2013-04-20 02:53:13 PM
1 votes:
Lindsey Graham is a lesbian.
I know its shocking.
She even uses the mens room.
She is that butch.
Oh but don't let that little bulge in her pants fool you. It is a strap-on.
She even pees at the urinal via small tube.

/Republicans love war as it is quite profitable.
//Lindsey Graham is just another traitor to the Constitution of the U.S.A.
2013-04-20 02:50:46 PM
1 votes:
The best part is people who never even realized that there was a very narrow exception to the Miranda obligation are now strongly advocating that it definitely applies in this situation.
2013-04-20 02:49:05 PM
1 votes:

vpb: No, like calling a lunatic fringe right wing extremist a hillbilly, although that is a bit unfair to non crazy Appalachian people.


Damn straight it is. >:[
/Hillbilly without a gun.
2013-04-20 02:48:31 PM
1 votes:
How often does Lindsey Graham have to change shorts?  The guys seems to be in a near constant state of shiatting his pants.  Also: Oh boy a gun thread.  God forbid at least one thread here not turn into a gun thread.
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-04-20 01:56:22 PM
1 votes:
The_Sponge:

Original like what?  Calling a gun owner a "hillbilly"?

No, like calling a lunatic fringe right wing extremist a hillbilly, although that is a bit unfair to non crazy Appalachian people.
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-04-20 01:40:59 PM
1 votes:
The_Sponge:

Like people who think that "well-regulated" means that it is okay to ban 30 round mags and "assault weapons"?

Or people who don't comprehend that that's exactly what it means?
2013-04-20 01:19:25 PM
1 votes:

vpb: The_Sponge: NewportBarGuy: The_Sponge: t's amusing how you care about those rights, but don't give a shiat about Second Amendment rights.

Actually, I do. I just focus on the well-regulated part that you want to ignore.


1) Go back and see the definition of "well-regulated" at the time.

The imaginary one that gun nut believe in or the real one that means the same thing today?



Keep f*cking that chicken.
2013-04-20 01:14:21 PM
1 votes:
Does every goddamn thread have to turn into a gun thread?
2013-04-20 01:01:35 PM
1 votes:

The_Sponge: NewportBarGuy: The 48 hours thing? Sounds reasonable. After that, read him his rights, give him a lawyer and stand him before a judge and jury.

While we're at it, let's do that to everyone in GITMO.


It's amusing how you care about those rights, but don't give a shiat about Second Amendment rights.


You are just physically incapable of imagining people who don't give a shiat about guns. It's quite something.
2013-04-20 12:22:04 PM
1 votes:
It seems like there was a time when Lindsey was somewhat reasonable. Or maybe I just wasn't paying close enough attention
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-04-20 12:19:13 PM
1 votes:
"It sure would be nice to have a drone up there."

Why?  What sort of special powers is a drone supposed to have?  What can it do that a helicopter can't?


I think he is just talking tough for the deliverance demographic.
2013-04-20 11:37:38 AM
1 votes:
Just say it, Lindsey...you want him to be tortured.
2013-04-20 09:32:03 AM
1 votes:
He's just saying what every Republican senator is thinking.
2013-04-20 09:21:24 AM
1 votes:

FlashHarry: lindsay graham wants to turn this country into a police state. he is a real piece of shiat.


Yes he is. He's really the one who formed the opposition to closing GITMO. He's a man-child who wants to lock away all the baddies in a deep dark corner. He would have fit in well in a Mubarak style government.

Lady Justice is a pretty important part of our country and I wish that asshole would stop ignoring her and asking her to get him a beer and make him a sammich.
 
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