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(YouTube)   Carmen Electra is 41 today. A performance with ZZ Top? Go figure   (youtube.com) divider line 40
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2013-04-20 12:28:20 PM
I have to go. Something, uh, came up.
 
2013-04-20 12:28:59 PM
From 2007. Which is how I'd like to picture Ms. Electra.

Then again, who am I kidding? She's still probably smokin' hot as Hollywood 41 is rest-of-the-country 22.
 
2013-04-20 12:36:29 PM

Wadded Beef: From 2007. Which is how I'd like to picture Ms. Electra.

Then again, who am I kidding? She's still probably smokin' hot as Hollywood 41 is rest-of-the-country 22.


And several parts of her are 21 or less years old.

/The plastic parts
 
2013-04-20 12:37:07 PM
Meh. She wasn't all that hot when she was 21. She's barely a blip on my radar at 41.

/sharp knees, etc.
 
2013-04-20 12:37:09 PM
she is getting a little too much surgery, but she is still amazing.  the little thick body is perfect, and will be for a long time.

I have a 22 year old sister in law with the same body, jesus help me.
 
2013-04-20 12:46:06 PM
I was going to say something else, until I read this on her wiki

"Her mother and older sister both died in 1998, her mother of a brain tumor and her sister of a heart attack"

What's there to say except happy birthday Carmen (her actual name is Tera Patrick..weird coincidence?).
 
2013-04-20 12:52:34 PM

LucklessWonder: Wadded Beef: From 2007. Which is how I'd like to picture Ms. Electra.

Then again, who am I kidding? She's still probably smokin' hot as Hollywood 41 is rest-of-the-country 22.

And several parts of her are 21 or less years old.

/The plastic parts


Perhaps she'd like a 44-year-old non-plastic part. Of mine! Amirite?

(Upbeat-showing of energy slowly dissolves to a crestfallen look followed by a heavy sigh. WB stares off into middle-distance while taking sip of a moderately-priced multivitamin shake. In the background, This Mortal Coil's "It'll End in Tears" plays at mid-volume--just not quite loud enough to mask the sound of the neighbor's annoying dog barking)
 
2013-04-20 01:11:08 PM
she is a very...inspiring...dancer, i must admit.

The editor of that piece should be shot for cutting away every 1/2 second.
 
2013-04-20 01:22:13 PM
I would like to have sexual relations with her.
 
2013-04-20 01:23:16 PM
Lip sync much, ZZ Top?
 
2013-04-20 01:42:46 PM
Happy 43rd, Ms. Patrick.
fabfashionfix.com

Would be happy to spank her.
 
2013-04-20 01:53:23 PM
Well that was emberassing for everyone involved. And what the hell was Michael Cera doing on stage?
 
2013-04-20 01:58:27 PM
i.huffpost.com
 
2013-04-20 01:59:17 PM

devilskware: Well that was emberassing for everyone involved. And what the hell was Michael Cera doing on stage?


Came here to ask about Cera too?  I know if there is one person who comes to mind when I think of sexy it's Michael Cera.
 
2013-04-20 02:19:32 PM
I've always wanted to be in a band that played a strip/burlesque venue.
 
2013-04-20 02:26:07 PM
Wow, Queso, that's an amazing picture. Now I feel really old ...
 
2013-04-20 02:27:14 PM
Well ... I enjoyed that.
 
2013-04-20 02:32:38 PM
Bunk time.
 
2013-04-20 02:48:24 PM

indarwinsshadow: I was going to say something else, until I read this on her wiki

"Her mother and older sister both died in 1998, her mother of a brain tumor and her sister of a heart attack"

What's there to say except happy birthday Carmen (her actual name is Tera Patrick..weird coincidence?).


No. PornStar Tera Patrick took her name from Carmen Electra ' s real name. Wiki that
 
2013-04-20 03:51:37 PM
The performance is lost on the gamblers in the room: all poker faces.
 
2013-04-20 03:54:37 PM
I always forget I share a birthday with her.
 
2013-04-20 04:12:11 PM
That's about as "live" as my grandmother and she's been dead since '94.
 
2013-04-20 04:22:27 PM
She should lighten up on the makeup when she's not on stage. She looks great like this.

www.hollywoodrag.com
 
2013-04-20 04:38:58 PM
I have a contingency plan in place. If I am presented with the opportunity to have sex with Carmen Electra, I would do it under a majority of circumstances.
 
mhd
2013-04-20 05:35:26 PM
Speaking of Baywatch "actresses", whatever happened to Erika Eleniak?
 
2013-04-20 05:36:51 PM

Dear Jerk: I have a contingency plan in place. If I am presented with the opportunity to have sex with Carmen Electra, I would do it under a majority of circumstances.


Remember that Dennis Rodman also hit that. Under multiple circumstances and methods.
 
2013-04-20 05:39:52 PM

OtherLittleGuy: Dear Jerk: I have a contingency plan in place. If I am presented with the opportunity to have sex with Carmen Electra, I would do it under a majority of circumstances.

Remember that Dennis Rodman also hit that. Under multiple circumstances and methods.


Remember that a number of sexual partners you've had, assuming you've had some, have likely had worse before you tapped it. I swear the "remember she's slept with so and so" argument about celebrities is probably the most retarded argument I've ever seen or heard.
 
2013-04-20 05:48:15 PM

Dingleberry Dickwad: I swear the "remember she's slept with so and so" argument about celebrities is probably the most retarded argument I've ever seen or heard.


You should visit the Politics tab more often since the herp-a-derp that comes up there would make you glad to see the argument you referenced above.
 
2013-04-20 05:56:59 PM

JacksonBryan: Dingleberry Dickwad: I swear the "remember she's slept with so and so" argument about celebrities is probably the most retarded argument I've ever seen or heard.

You should visit the Politics tab more often since the herp-a-derp that comes up there would make you glad to see the argument you referenced above.


I don't need to visit the politics tab, I live in bumfark Wisconsin. I see the same herp a derp I've seen in the politics tab on a daily basis from the backwoods hicks and rednecks that I work and live around.
 
2013-04-20 08:16:34 PM
www.sohbetgeyik.com

Sure, it's an old pic.
/I still like it.
 
2013-04-20 08:33:07 PM

LucklessWonder: Wadded Beef: From 2007. Which is how I'd like to picture Ms. Electra.

Then again, who am I kidding? She's still probably smokin' hot as Hollywood 41 is rest-of-the-country 22.

And several parts of her are 21 or less years old.

/The plastic parts


And her atoms are 14 billion years old! Or not!
 
2013-04-20 09:12:50 PM
www.hotlick.com
/would still hit it
 
2013-04-20 11:02:19 PM
Dingleberry Dickwad:.I don't need to visit the politics tab, I live in bumfark Wisconsin. I see the same herp a derp I've seen in the politics tab on a daily basis from the backwoods hicks and rednecks that I work and live around.

Ah, now it makes sense.  I live in Mississippi currently...I feel your pain
 
2013-04-20 11:50:47 PM

Paka Ono: [www.hotlick.com image 600x400]
/would still hit it


That looks like Tiffani Amber Thiessen
 
2013-04-21 12:07:54 AM

Paka Ono: [www.hotlick.com image 600x400]
/would still hit it


Yasmine Bleeth.
 
2013-04-21 01:12:57 AM
Carmen Electra is not her real name.

CSB: A porn star is using Carmen's real name as her porn star name.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carmen_Electra
 
2013-04-21 05:41:08 AM
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2013-04-21 11:58:34 AM

ZeroCorpse: Meh. She wasn't all that hot when she was 21. She's barely a blip on my radar at 41.

/sharp knees, etc.


Some time back I farkied you for a "weaponized Ke$ha vagina essence" comment, but lately you are just trolling the hell out of Fark.

You used to be cool man.
 
2013-04-21 12:42:04 PM
It's really not fair to present perfectly workable fap material and then regularly insert a wheezing Billy Gibbons into the middle of it.
 
2013-04-21 05:38:20 PM

johnny queso: [i.huffpost.com image 570x534]


The Kustom power head,alone,is worth the price of admission...
 
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