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(Advertising Age)   Chick fil-A: Want to take a tour of our kitchen? No problem. When would you like to come?   (adage.com) divider line 64
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2013-04-20 08:19:25 AM  
It seems like letting random people into the food prep area would be some kind of health code violation, but what do I know.
 
2013-04-20 08:47:40 AM  

ReapTheChaos: It seems like letting random people into the food prep area would be some kind of health code violation, but what do I know.


McDonald's used to do this with Birthday parties if I recall
 
2013-04-20 08:52:11 AM  
They have a large segment of people who hate them for their LGBTQ* and/or religious positions. I predict it will take these people about 1 day to figure out they can completely fark up the works at the local chick fila by simply asking for a kitchen tour each and every time they happen by.

* it's for Questioning. Wife's in the non-profit social work biz
 
2013-04-20 09:25:35 AM  
So THAT'S how they make the special sauce!
 
2013-04-20 09:36:36 AM  

dugitman: LGBTQ*


Actually, they're up to LGBTQI now, with the I standing for "intersexed."
 
2013-04-20 09:45:12 AM  

EvilEgg: ReapTheChaos: It seems like letting random people into the food prep area would be some kind of health code violation, but what do I know.

McDonald's used to do this with Birthday parties if I recall


We went on a school trip to the M McDonald's kitchen in grade 2 or 3. If 60 snot nosed kids running around the kitchen isn't unsanitary, I don't know what is.
 
2013-04-20 10:25:22 AM  
Right as the fries come up. I like seeing the basket being shaken and all the luscious, hot drops of...


oh sorry.... I misunderstood.
 
2013-04-20 10:55:52 AM  
id rather not have you people adding your germs to the mix.
All it would take is one arsehole with a stomach virus wandering through to get half the city sick. I've seen restaurants that just put in huge windows so you can see what is going on in the kitchen. What's wrong with that plan?

One more reason to avoid the place.
 
2013-04-20 11:07:35 AM  

Silly Jesus: Shostie: dugitman: LGBTQ*

Actually, they're up to LGBTQI now, with the I standing for "intersexed."

They need an H for hermaphrodite. Can't forget anyone at the pity party.


Needs a D for dumbass for not knowing intersex and hermaphrodite are the same thing, the former being a more politically correct term, encompassing all varieties of non-standard naughty bits, as opposed to the latter which has a more negative popular connotation, like "chicks with dicks"
 
2013-04-20 11:12:59 AM  

ReapTheChaos: It seems like letting random people into the food prep area would be some kind of health code violation, but what do I know.


In Georgia you can't just have 'unauthorized' personel in the kitchen, i.e. friends, children, etc., but you can conduct tours.

Advertising it like this has disaster written all over it.
 
2013-04-20 11:20:56 AM  

dugitman: They have a large segment of people who hate them for their LGBTQ* and/or religious positions. I predict it will take these people about 1 day to figure out they can completely fark up the works at the local chick fila by simply asking for a kitchen tour each and every time they happen by.

* it's for Questioning. Wife's in the non-profit social work biz


Damn. An LBGTQ sounds like the best sammich EVAR!
 
2013-04-20 11:23:11 AM  
I wonder how many people will ask for this tour, then once they get in the kitchen start coughing like a TB patient in the final stages.  Just for lulz, of course.

Hmm, I may have something to do this afternoon after all...
 
2013-04-20 11:42:27 AM  

dugitman: They have a large segment of people who hate them for their LGBTQ* and/or religious positions. I predict it will take these people about 1 day to figure out they can completely fark up the works at the local chick fila by simply asking for a kitchen tour each and every time they happen by.

* it's for Questioning. Wife's in the non-profit social work biz



So that means every college-age woman is now included?
 
2013-04-20 12:02:33 PM  
I'd rather see the "farms" where your chicken comes from.
 
2013-04-20 12:05:26 PM  
*Tours only available between the hours of 10:00-11:00 am, 2:00-3:00 pm, and 7:00-8:00 pm.
 
2013-04-20 12:10:28 PM  

EvilEgg: McDonald's used to do this with Birthday parties if I recall


So it was supposed to be a treat for the kids to see the place where lazy teenagers dump frozen McNuggets out of the bag?

That's even sadder than having a birthday party at McDonald's in the first place.
 
2013-04-20 12:13:27 PM  
You mean I get to see where the magic happens? Golly!
 
2013-04-20 12:15:37 PM  
I worked for Chick-Fil-A 20 years ago. Their kitchens are clean, their ingrediants are fresh and their food is clean. As far as fastfood joints go they are the one I would trust most. That being said I haven't eaten at one since the whole gay hating crap came to light.
 
2013-04-20 12:15:52 PM  

Elegy: Damn. An LBGTQ sounds like the best sammich EVAR!


Lettuce, bacon, garlic bread, tomato, queso Oaxaca?  YES PLEASE.
 
2013-04-20 12:20:39 PM  

dugitman: They have a large segment of people who hate them for their LGBTQ* and/or religious positions. I predict it will take these people about 1 day to figure out they can completely fark up the works at the local chick fila by simply asking for a kitchen tour each and every time they happen by.

* it's for Questioning. Wife's in the non-profit social work biz


"And here's our array of seasonings that deliver the flavor you love-- garlic powder, cayenne, bigotry...".

Red Lobster did kitchen tours for elementary schools in my hometown when I was that age.
 
2013-04-20 12:26:04 PM  
The next time I eat at Chick-Fil-A will be on a Sunday.
 
2013-04-20 12:28:14 PM  
How about NEVER?
 
2013-04-20 12:38:26 PM  
poot_rootbeer: Elegy: Damn. An LBGTQ sounds like the best sammich EVAR!

Lettuce, bacon, garlic bread, tomato, queso Oaxaca?  YES PLEASE.


Great. Now I'm hungry for that, and my ticker keeps me from eating bacon. Wonderful, salty, grease-sopped bacon.
 
2013-04-20 01:10:53 PM  
",,,,,,,but first, would you like to know how our lord and savior Jesus Christ died for all our sins?"
 
2013-04-20 01:21:51 PM  
Nope. While the idea itself has merit, you (homoPhobia-fil-A) are a bunch of biggots who will never ever get my money.
 
2013-04-20 01:22:04 PM  

12349876: Silly Jesus: Shostie: dugitman: LGBTQ*

Actually, they're up to LGBTQI now, with the I standing for "intersexed."

They need an H for hermaphrodite. Can't forget anyone at the pity party.

Needs a D for dumbass for not knowing intersex and hermaphrodite are the same thing, the former being a more politically correct term, encompassing all varieties of non-standard naughty bits, as opposed to the latter which has a more negative popular connotation, like "chicks with dicks"


I thought they called those Ann Coulters?
 
2013-04-20 01:34:38 PM  
And here is our MSG station where everything we sell is slathered in that shiat.  It tastes great in the lemonade.
 
2013-04-20 01:45:48 PM  

stuhayes2010: I'd rather see the "farms" where your chicken comes from.


Pretty much this.  They arent cooking as much as they are assembling premade products.
 
2013-04-20 01:48:07 PM  
Fabulous!
 
2013-04-20 01:51:15 PM  

sammyk: id rather not have you people adding your germs to the mix.
All it would take is one arsehole with a stomach virus wandering through to get half the city sick. I've seen restaurants that just put in huge windows so you can see what is going on in the kitchen. What's wrong with that plan?

One more reason to avoid the place.


Fuddrucker's does that with the beef prep area, so you can watch the beef being cut and put into the grinder.
 
2013-04-20 01:54:42 PM  
Had a Chik fil-A spicy chicken & biscuit for breakfast today. Never had one before today. Delicious.
 
2013-04-20 02:42:35 PM  
I can only assume their "kitchen" is just a giant silo full of salt. Because that's pretty much the only taste Chik-Fil-A seems to know exists.
 
2013-04-20 02:44:45 PM  
Many states have law that allow a patron to ask to inspect the kitchen of any restaurant. Refusal will result in a visit from health inspectors and possibility of fines if you are reported.
 
2013-04-20 02:46:55 PM  
LBTGQ sandwich = Lettuce, Bacon, Tomato, Gruyere, and Quail?
 
2013-04-20 02:51:49 PM  

ReapTheChaos: It seems like letting random people into the food prep area would be some kind of health code violation, but what do I know.


Buca Di Beppo's have an actual family sized table in the kitchen.
 
2013-04-20 03:01:35 PM  
So ask for a tour and get into the kitchen and then go full GAY. Feminine voice and wishy washy flamboyancy. Call out to the tards in line on how they like their hot-chicken-rumps.
Oooooo And here comes the special sauce just for the person in line wearing the flag outfit.

//If you can make 10 people walk out, you win.
///getting the cops called on your sarcastic ass optional
 
2013-04-20 03:09:18 PM  

ReapTheChaos: It seems like letting random people into the food prep area would be some kind of health code violation, but what do I know.


Maybe if their slop was fit for human consumption in the first place.
 
2013-04-20 03:23:55 PM  

12349876: Silly Jesus: Shostie: dugitman: LGBTQ*

Actually, they're up to LGBTQI now, with the I standing for "intersexed."

They need an H for hermaphrodite. Can't forget anyone at the pity party.

Needs a D for dumbass for not knowing intersex and hermaphrodite are the same thing, the former being a more politically correct term, encompassing all varieties of non-standard naughty bits, as opposed to the latter which has a more negative popular connotation, like "chicks with dicks"


What the fark is Q?
 
2013-04-20 03:38:17 PM  
You know where my confidence comes from?  You ever visit Chik-fil-A's kitchen?  Two words, my friend:  ass fries.  During each visit, I take a fry that I've shoved up my ass, and I put it in the fry bin.  That way I know there's people out there somewhere, in my neighborhood, that ate one of my ass fries.  It could be anyone I meet.
 
2013-04-20 04:02:29 PM  

12349876: Silly Jesus: Shostie: dugitman: LGBTQ*

Actually, they're up to LGBTQI now, with the I standing for "intersexed."

They need an H for hermaphrodite. Can't forget anyone at the pity party.

Needs a D for dumbass for not knowing intersex and hermaphrodite are the same thing, the former being a more politically correct term, encompassing all varieties of non-standard naughty bits, as opposed to the latter which has a more negative popular connotation, like "chicks with dicks"


LGBTQCWD?
 
2013-04-20 04:26:39 PM  

Ontos: 12349876: Silly Jesus: Shostie: dugitman: LGBTQ*

Actually, they're up to LGBTQI now, with the I standing for "intersexed."

They need an H for hermaphrodite. Can't forget anyone at the pity party.

Needs a D for dumbass for not knowing intersex and hermaphrodite are the same thing, the former being a more politically correct term, encompassing all varieties of non-standard naughty bits, as opposed to the latter which has a more negative popular connotation, like "chicks with dicks"

What the fark is Q?


Queer, generally (though I like questioning--need to add F for fluid as well).

/prefers "alphabet soup" anyway
 
2013-04-20 04:40:03 PM  
Unless you're gay. Then you're an abomination who will soil the location with your mere presence.
 
2013-04-20 04:54:38 PM  

Ontos: What the fark is Q?


If you have to ask, you don't wanna know.
 
2013-04-20 05:24:42 PM  

ReapTheChaos: It seems like letting random people into the food prep area would be some kind of health code violation, but what do I know.


Not to mention the lawsuit potential...oww i got burned by fry grease...I slipped and fell on something and now my back is farked.  Im not sure what you would want to see back there that you can't see from the counter.  The prep and cooking area is already open.
 
2013-04-20 05:27:38 PM  

dugitman: They have a large segment of people who hate them for their LGBTQ* and/or religious positions. I predict it will take these people about 1 day to figure out they can completely fark up the works at the local chick fila by simply asking for a kitchen tour each and every time they happen by.

* it's for Questioning. Wife's in the non-profit social work biz


I actually thought the same thing.  Protesting outside the store didnt really do much so why not protest in the kitchen?  Even if you are just going to line up during the lunch rush to take the tour, that could be problematic for Fila.
 
2013-04-20 05:31:15 PM  
Let's see now...
LGBTQIOMGWTFBBQ
 
2013-04-20 05:32:01 PM  

Ontos: What the fark is Q?


encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2013-04-20 05:38:42 PM  
"I'd like to tour your kitchen, please."

"No problem. Go wash your hands. Then don this hairnet and gloves."

"Never mind, I only have 26 minutes for lunch."
 
2013-04-20 05:40:44 PM  

Ontos: What the fark is Q?


FuryOfFirestorm: Ontos: What the fark is Q?

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*Shakes not so tiny fist*
 
2013-04-20 05:48:20 PM  

Ontos: 12349876: Silly Jesus: Shostie: dugitman: LGBTQ*

Actually, they're up to LGBTQI now, with the I standing for "intersexed."

They need an H for hermaphrodite. Can't forget anyone at the pity party.

Needs a D for dumbass for not knowing intersex and hermaphrodite are the same thing, the former being a more politically correct term, encompassing all varieties of non-standard naughty bits, as opposed to the latter which has a more negative popular connotation, like "chicks with dicks"

What the fark is Q?


Puny human. How soon you forget.
 
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