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2013-04-20 08:02:20 AM  
I'll summarize: Ducks love swimming, rape, waddling around, quacking, preening their feathers, and rape.
 
2013-04-20 09:00:03 AM  
They are also very watchful.

pictures.mastermarf.com
 
2013-04-20 09:28:09 AM  
 
2013-04-20 09:58:30 AM  
Why, what happened this week? Was it this week's Psych? It was a little weak.
 
2013-04-20 10:38:29 AM  
i105.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-20 10:59:12 AM  
But what about wabbit season?
 
2013-04-20 11:15:17 AM  
Do they float like very small rocks?
 
2013-04-20 11:28:28 AM  
9" penis?!?!?! Life just isn't fair.
 
2013-04-20 11:35:27 AM  
Some say he only knows 2 facts about ducks...
 
2013-04-20 11:47:28 AM  

Metalupis: Some say he only knows 2 facts about ducks...


And they're both wrong.
 
2013-04-20 12:11:32 PM  
1. Ducks are mammals.
2. Ducks fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the duck is to flip out and kill people.
 
2013-04-20 12:29:13 PM  

doglover: 1. Ducks are mammals.
2. Ducks fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the duck is to flip out and kill people.


I laughed
 
2013-04-20 12:47:54 PM  

FloydA: [i105.photobucket.com image 500x545]


i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-20 01:27:21 PM  

Current Resident: FloydA: [i105.photobucket.com image 500x545]

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gah
 
2013-04-20 02:26:16 PM  

Current Resident: FloydA: [i105.photobucket.com image 500x545]

[i.imgur.com image 455x495]


Do they love Quizno's subs?
 
2013-04-20 03:25:23 PM  
www.umich.edu

Some say he knows two things about ducks...
...and both of them are wrong.

 
2013-04-20 04:25:06 PM  
Arrrrg!

Because ducks are coonts dicks.
 
2013-04-20 05:24:56 PM  

Current Resident: FloydA: [i105.photobucket.com image 500x545]

[i.imgur.com image 455x495]


Ducks are British?
 
2013-04-20 05:29:38 PM  
Do NOT do a YouTube search for "eats duckling".
 
2013-04-20 05:44:17 PM  
Bet that corkscrew penis comes in handy after Mr. Drake's been henpecked all day and has told his ol' lady to put a cork in it...
 
2013-04-20 06:31:39 PM  
 
2013-04-20 08:30:45 PM  

AbiNormal: 9" penis?!?!?! Life just isn't fair.


I was thinking that too, but to be fair, ducks are so much smaller than me that they can get by alright with such a small cawk.  They wouldn't be able to fly with one as big as mine.
 
2013-04-20 10:18:14 PM  

jake_lex: I'll summarize: Ducks love swimming, rape, waddling around, quacking, preening their feathers, and rape.


oh come on, how could you not mention 9" long corkscrew junk?

/I will never look at ducks the same. That was quite gnarly.
 
2013-04-20 11:32:10 PM  
What's the difference between a mallard with a cold and subby?  One's a sick duck and I forget the rest, but your mother is a whore!
 
2013-04-21 03:47:27 AM  
Ohhhhh..... DUCKS.


Maybe I'll watch.
 
2013-04-22 12:59:03 AM  

doglover: 1. Ducks are mammals.
2. Ducks fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the duck is to flip out and kill people.


Ducks are sooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants.
 
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