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(Daily Mail)   Snooki loses 40lbs. Still completely hittable   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 107
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2013-04-20 08:04:53 AM  
Yep, I'd hit it.  With a baseball bat.
 
2013-04-20 08:25:43 AM  
She's not half bad looking without all that makeup she usually has plastered all over her face.
 
2013-04-20 08:26:19 AM  
Scrub her thoroughly with bleach and bring her to me
 
2013-04-20 08:26:25 AM  
I was brought up that it was inappropriate to hit a girl.  I think there's enough plastic in there I could get a few shots in and still not hit one.
It's pretty sad when a 25 year old looks like a forty year old that's trying too hard.
 
2013-04-20 08:29:53 AM  
With her obnoxious voice, she should give up (OH PLEASE GIVE UP) Reality TV and just do cartoon voiceovers.
 
2013-04-20 08:53:51 AM  
She can get naked now, or go away.
 
2013-04-20 08:56:27 AM  

Because People in power are Stupid: With her obnoxious voice, she should give up (OH PLEASE GIVE UP) Reality TV and just do cartoon voiceovers.


pretty much what she has been doing since day 1 ...
 
2013-04-20 09:13:38 AM  
Sorry, I can't get past those horrible veneers.
 
2013-04-20 09:29:33 AM  
Wouldn't hit it with subby's dick.
 
2013-04-20 10:03:09 AM  
i2.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-04-20 10:07:27 AM  

Lucky LaRue: Yep, I'd hit it.  With a baseball bat.


One and done.

/animatedsnookipunch.jpg
 
2013-04-20 10:07:54 AM  
static.globalgrind.com

She dates terrorists...
 
2013-04-20 10:09:28 AM  
I give her 3 months before she's back to her portly self.

/I'd penis her vagina
 
2013-04-20 10:09:45 AM  

Lucky LaRue: Yep, I'd hit it.  With a baseball bat.


you could swing a Louisville slugger around blindfolded in her vag and bot hit the walls.
 
2013-04-20 10:14:27 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

<plinkett>What's wrong with your faaaaaaaaace?</plinkett>
 
2013-04-20 10:16:32 AM  
Little troll got skinnier.
 
2013-04-20 10:17:01 AM  
It's not that she's ugly, it's just that she's not hot.
 
2013-04-20 10:20:37 AM  
I had actually forgotten about the Snooki punch gifs
 
2013-04-20 10:20:44 AM  
Yep...

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-20 10:21:51 AM  
Still completely hittable

i.imgur.com

What "completely hittable" may look like.
 
2013-04-20 10:22:46 AM  

Brick-House: Yep...

[25.media.tumblr.com image 280x158]


Dammit.
 
2013-04-20 10:24:22 AM  
did the 40lbs go to her head?
 
2013-04-20 10:26:24 AM  
Not in any lifetime I occupy.

Except with a baseball bat.
 
2013-04-20 10:28:08 AM  
Wow, you're that desperate subby?

Lucky LaRue: Yep, I'd hit it.  With a baseball bat.


This.
 
2013-04-20 10:28:44 AM  
Thank you for the gifs.

'Nuff said.
 
2013-04-20 10:32:53 AM  
She's cute.
 
2013-04-20 10:38:36 AM  
Subby:

media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-20 10:47:49 AM  

Hetfield: Brick-House: Yep...

[25.media.tumblr.com image 280x158]

Dammit.


heheheheheheheheh...
 
2013-04-20 10:50:31 AM  
Huh, she doesn't look too bad in those pics without the makeup. She's looking like a right proper little spinner now. Bathe her, and bring her to me, and have a penicillin shot ready for me afterwards.
 
2013-04-20 10:50:34 AM  
Lookin' pretty saggy there
 
2013-04-20 10:52:58 AM  

Brick-House: Hetfield: Brick-House: Yep...

[25.media.tumblr.com image 280x158]

Dammit.

heheheheheheheheh...


The funniest part is the guy in the back just ordering a drink or something, and BAM. I don't know how much of the punch he takes, but it's still funny to me.

/like when a stranger gets nailed in the nads
//there should be a show of that!
 
2013-04-20 11:02:07 AM  
I would love to be the meat in a snooki- fran drescher sammich. Imagine the primal squeals that you would hear when you are in the moment, really giving it to them the right way.
 
2013-04-20 11:07:52 AM  

WhippingBoy: It's not that she's ugly, it's just that she's not hot.

an Italian American from New Jersey, complete with everything that that entails.
 
2013-04-20 11:10:47 AM  

Lucky LaRue: Yep, I'd hit it.  With a baseball bat.


Done in one.
 
2013-04-20 11:12:43 AM  
She looks horrible.
 
2013-04-20 11:12:47 AM  
The adderall diet works wonders.
 
2013-04-20 11:20:47 AM  
Has there ever been a purer specimen of human dipshiat?
 
2013-04-20 11:39:00 AM  

Phil Moskowitz: Has there ever been a purer specimen of human dipshiat?


Paris Hilton?
 
2013-04-20 11:44:23 AM  
I use to hit whomp rats Snooki's with my T-16 back home and they're not much bigger than two meters.
 
2013-04-20 11:52:52 AM  
She got her figure... Um, back. I guess. Still too much makeup and hairspray for my taste.
 
mjg
2013-04-20 11:56:43 AM  
bobble head
 
2013-04-20 11:57:39 AM  

Britney Spear's Speculum:


Holy shiat! That made me choke on my cereal laughing.
 
2013-04-20 11:59:02 AM  
She looks better but keep in mind her equilibrium state is 'blimp'.
 
2013-04-20 12:00:03 PM  
When did a plaid shirt become a 'lumberjack shirt'?
 
2013-04-20 12:03:50 PM  

Lucky LaRue: Yep, I'd hit it.  With a baseball bat.


Why ruin a good baseball bat?
 
2013-04-20 12:06:15 PM  

T-Servo: She dates terrorists...


Finally, get to see the prom picture.

And yes, someone like that going to prom with terrorists proves that there is no FSM.
 
2013-04-20 12:07:03 PM  

Barricaded Gunman: WhippingBoy: It's not that she's ugly, it's just that she's not hot. an Italian American from New Jersey, complete with everything that that entails.


She's not even Italian. She's Chilean. She was adopted by Italians.
 
2013-04-20 12:09:10 PM  

Phil Moskowitz: Has there ever been a purer specimen of human dipshiat?


Even Jews agree that she's worst
 
2013-04-20 12:13:26 PM  

DeathByGeekSquad: When did a plaid shirt become a 'lumberjack shirt'?


When lumberjacks started wearing them.

/when they're not wearing women's clothing, and hanging around in bars
 
2013-04-20 12:15:32 PM  
Who?
 
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