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(Hardball Talk)   A-Rod advises UFC chief Dana White, sufferer of Meniere's disease, to obtain special treatment in German hospital. White comes home totally amped, speaks out to worldwide MMA fandom: "The guy saved me"   (hardballtalk.nbcsports.com) divider line 21
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2013-04-20 09:35:32 AM  
It's all settled then. A-Rod should go be a doctor in Germany. All in favor?
 
2013-04-20 09:52:11 AM  
Well that's just great.  I was going to ask A-Rod to help me install new gutters this weekend. Now, because Dana (Dana? Really?) doesn't know the meaning of the term "keeping it on the down low", that's likely the last favor A-Rod will do for  anyone.
 
2013-04-20 09:52:59 AM  

flucto: It's all settled then. A-Rod should go be a doctor in Germany. All in favor?


I'm really starting to wonder if he and Jeter haven't played their last games as Yankees.
 
2013-04-20 10:16:06 AM  
There's high levels of douchebag in this story.
 
2013-04-20 10:17:57 AM  
Being A-Rod, I presume part of the treatment involved steroids?
 
2013-04-20 10:41:08 AM  

The Madd Mann: Being A-Rod, I presume part of the treatment involved steroids chugging horse semen?


FTFY
 
2013-04-20 10:42:11 AM  

MFAWG: Jeter

  No way. He'll do anything to come back and they love him so they'll coddle the shiat out of him.

MFAWG: A-Rod

Lord/Buddha/Shiva/Xenu/FSM/Nothing, please make this true.
 
2013-04-20 11:28:25 AM  

flucto: MFAWG: Jeter  No way. He'll do anything to come back and they love him so they'll coddle the shiat out of him.

MFAWG: A-Rod Lord/Buddha/Shiva/Xenu/FSM/Nothing, please make this true.


Jeter's career is becoming sad, and that's no way for him to go out.
 
2013-04-20 11:37:34 AM  

MFAWG: Jeter's career is becoming sad, and that's no way for him to go out.


Jeter had a bad break, literally. His aging body may be betraying him in terms of recovery, but even on a bad ankle (before it snapped) he was carrying the damn team last October.
 
2013-04-20 11:40:01 AM  

The Bestest: MFAWG: Jeter's career is becoming sad, and that's no way for him to go out.

Jeter had a bad break, literally. His aging body may be betraying him in terms of recovery, but even on a bad ankle (before it snapped) he was carrying the damn team last October.


riveraveblues.com
 
2013-04-20 11:43:02 AM  

MFAWG: [riveraveblues.com image 351x358]


See, I knew someone would do that..

Ibanez had the timely and flashy heroics (and that's usually what people tend to remember), but Jeter was out there on every play, and getting on-base.
 
2013-04-20 11:51:07 AM  
also, having RTFA...

a disorder of the inner ear that causes spontaneous episodes of vertigo ... along with fluctuating hearing loss, ringing in the ear, and sometimes a feeling of fullness or pressure in your ear

..are you sure that's from the disease and not having Joe Rogan screaming directly into it?
 
2013-04-20 11:53:43 AM  

The Bestest: MFAWG: [riveraveblues.com image 351x358]

See, I knew someone would do that..

Ibanez had the timely and flashy heroics (and that's usually what people tend to remember), but Jeter was out there on every play, and getting on-base.


Lol, happy to have Raul back home for a season ;)
 
2013-04-20 11:57:01 AM  

MFAWG: Lol, happy to have Raul back home for a season ;)


has he mentioned this being his last season?
 
2013-04-20 11:57:05 AM  
I have Meniere's disease.  I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy, as attacks take out your equilibrium, leaving your entire world spinning before your eyes with no ability to stop the dizziness, possibly vomiting and definitely immobilized.  The one time I had an attack while driving, by the time I'd stopped my car I was 100 yards into an open field, having done a giant U-turn across a busy four-lane highway that, thankfully, at that moment didn't have its usual traffic load.

Mine isn't constant thankfully, but flares up.  I'd bet $20 that Dana White's just in a sort of remission with it, and that it will return.
 
2013-04-20 11:58:37 AM  

The Bestest: MFAWG: Lol, happy to have Raul back home for a season ;)

has he mentioned this being his last season?


I think it's one of those things that's understood but not spoken about.
 
2013-04-20 12:23:15 PM  

MFAWG: becoming sad


.316 isn't sad. He's just not the Derek of old.
 
2013-04-20 12:58:19 PM  

mactheknife: I have Meniere's disease.  I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy, as attacks take out your equilibrium, leaving your entire world spinning before your eyes with no ability to stop the dizziness, possibly vomiting and definitely immobilized.  The one time I had an attack while driving, by the time I'd stopped my car I was 100 yards into an open field, having done a giant U-turn across a busy four-lane highway that, thankfully, at that moment didn't have its usual traffic load.

Mine isn't constant thankfully, but flares up.  I'd bet $20 that Dana White's just in a sort of remission with it, and that it will return.


So what you're saying is that you, and others with the disease, should not be allowed to drive?  Good.
 
2013-04-20 03:53:49 PM  

js34603: There's high levels of douchebag in this story.


And that's ignoring Dana's involvement.

/of course, to be successful; you sometimes must be a douchebag
 
2013-04-20 06:33:56 PM  

DeathByGeekSquad: mactheknife: I have Meniere's disease.  I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy, as attacks take out your equilibrium, leaving your entire world spinning before your eyes with no ability to stop the dizziness, possibly vomiting and definitely immobilized.  The one time I had an attack while driving, by the time I'd stopped my car I was 100 yards into an open field, having done a giant U-turn across a busy four-lane highway that, thankfully, at that moment didn't have its usual traffic load.

Mine isn't constant thankfully, but flares up.  I'd bet $20 that Dana White's just in a sort of remission with it, and that it will return.

So what you're saying is that you, and others with the disease, should not be allowed to drive?  Good.


Probably not, no. My brother's doctor told him the same thing when he developed epileptic seizures.
 
2013-04-21 05:13:07 AM  

Bolo Jungle: Well that's just great.  I was going to ask A-Rod to help me install new gutters this weekend. Now, because Dana (Dana? Really?) doesn't know the meaning of the term "keeping it on the down low", that's likely the last favor A-Rod will do for  anyone.


That sound you hear is complete silence, even grasshoppers were too busy being embarrassed to chirp for that lame biatch shiat.
 
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