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(Daily Mail)   Hot married 42-year-old blonde [✓]. Cake-flavored vodka [✓]. Sex with teens [✓]   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 104
    More: Florida, flavored vodka, Jeanine Shimandale, cookie dough, Sarasota County Sheriff, Mr Shimandle  
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2013-04-20 04:38:00 AM
I am beginning to not trust the word "hot" in this website submissions. And have never heard of cake-flavoured vodka before.
 
2013-04-20 07:09:30 AM
What is exactly is cake flavor? Sweet vanilla? Chocolate? Lemon?
 
2013-04-20 07:28:30 AM
Any time I see "hot" and a link from the Daily Mail or The Sun I know that hot isn't even British hot.

/been burned before
 
2013-04-20 07:30:06 AM
The faces of meth; it's a hella drug, dat meth.
 
2013-04-20 07:35:17 AM

colinspooky: I am beginning to not trust the word "hot" in this website submissions. And have never heard of cake-flavoured vodka before.

 
2013-04-20 07:35:19 AM
FTFA: Mr Shimandle recounted that when he met his wife in jail following her arrest, the 42-year-old did not bother to apologize to him for the betrayal, but begged him to bail her out in exchange for a divorce.

Call me crazy, but I think he's gonna get that anyways.
 
2013-04-20 07:36:39 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-20 07:38:49 AM
when did the bar for whats hot get so low?
 
2013-04-20 07:38:49 AM
I clicked.  Damn you subby.  The last couple of teachers haven't been bad.  You suck.  I bet they did too though.
 
2013-04-20 07:39:41 AM

Thebloodpotato: when did the bar for whats hot get so low?


Here, it's a crap shoot.  You lost this time.  Welcometofark.jpg
 
2013-04-20 07:41:50 AM
Well, she isn't fat, I'll give her that
 
2013-04-20 07:43:54 AM
Anyone who still clicks on daily fail links should really consider not doing so in the future. Just trying to help.
 
2013-04-20 07:44:29 AM

colinspooky: I am beginning to not trust the word "hot" in this website submissions. And have never heard of cake-flavoured vodka before.


Son, I am disappoint.

There is a veritable cornucopia of vodka flavours these days.  You are robbing yourself of the greatest joys of life.
 
2013-04-20 07:44:36 AM
"Hot". Did you mean "rode hard and put away wet?"
 
2013-04-20 07:45:19 AM
Also, I'm a Farker, so:

1. I'd hit it
2. I'd tell everyone I wouldn't, and complain about sharp knees, etc.
 
2013-04-20 07:46:00 AM

KeatingFive: Well, she isn't fat, I'll give her that


No, but even dressed you can tell the boobs are bolt-ons.  She's obviously trying to recapture or maintain her youth.  She'll probably get some time for her crime.  Bet she won't get any counseling for the real problem.
 
2013-04-20 07:47:01 AM

Inigo:


Use your cheesebox and say no to cake!

/awesome
 
2013-04-20 07:47:11 AM

Bigdogdaddy: Thebloodpotato: when did the bar for whats hot get so low?

Here, it's a crap shoot.  You lost this time.  Welcometofark.jpg


eh i'm fine with that, overcompensating canine
 
2013-04-20 07:47:31 AM

EvilEgg: What is exactly is cake flavor? Sweet vanilla? Chocolate? Lemon?


If you've ever had a "Birthday Cake" shot--this is probably similar.

The shot is lemon vodka and Frangelico shaken with ice, served with a sugar-coated lemon wedge. Shoot, suck. It really does taste like one of those sheet birthday cakes you can buy at any grocery store.

I'm sure all it it is sugary lemon vodka witha Frangelico type blend of hazlenutty spice.
 
2013-04-20 07:48:49 AM
Subby and I have a totally different definition of HOT! Nasty old twat
 
2013-04-20 07:49:39 AM

reillan: colinspooky: I am beginning to not trust the word "hot" in this website submissions. And have never heard of cake-flavoured vodka before.

Son, I am disappoint.

There is a veritable cornucopia of vodka flavours these days.  You are robbing yourself of the greatest joys of life.


You shut your mouth. No one I woukd respect drinks flavored vodka.
 
2013-04-20 07:53:10 AM
That one pic by a stream isn't too bad, but she still has that too-lean look of a heavy smoker.
 
2013-04-20 07:54:20 AM
Butterface. but that's why God invented Doggie Style. I still say she should be treated like a male sex offender and get equal treatment in the courts regardless of whether or not the teens suffered at all.
 
2013-04-20 07:55:12 AM
Meh, why not?

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2013-04-20 07:55:59 AM
img6.imageshack.us
 
2013-04-20 07:56:24 AM

NEDM: FTFA: Mr Shimandle recounted that when he met his wife in jail following her arrest, the 42-year-old did not bother to apologize to him for the betrayal, but begged him to bail her out in exchange for a divorce.

Call me crazy, but I think he's gonna get that anyways.


I'm betting that was his next stop.
 
2013-04-20 07:56:46 AM
vodka flavored cake doesn't have much flavor. rum and coke cake is the worse.
 
2013-04-20 07:57:40 AM
E.G.A.D.S!
 
2013-04-20 08:00:07 AM
I'd put it in her pooper.
 
2013-04-20 08:01:23 AM
Farkers blew an alcohol thread? Wow.

White cake flavor: http://www.uvvodka.com/products/cake

Birthday cake: http://www.threeolives.com/flavor/cake

Doesn't sound any good to me, but, then again, I like alcohol.
 
2013-04-20 08:01:33 AM

starlost: vodka flavored cake doesn't have much flavor. rum and coke cake is the worse.


But cake flavored vodak and Dr Pepper is awesome. Just saying.
 
2013-04-20 08:02:20 AM
Awful implants [✓]. Florida tag [  ]
 
2013-04-20 08:02:33 AM
A paper bag wouldn't work for this "hottie."

Barf.
 
2013-04-20 08:04:34 AM
Hot married 42-year-old blonde [ ]
 
2013-04-20 08:08:08 AM
Everything about this says Florida tag. Also, it happened in Florida.
 
2013-04-20 08:26:26 AM
I see he has his Vette, Camaro, Motorcycle and SUV. He'll have to return her to the dealership though.
 
2013-04-20 08:30:26 AM
You should feel bad about yourself today, Subby.
 
2013-04-20 08:31:12 AM
She looks like Iggy Pop
 
2013-04-20 08:32:10 AM

She used to look like she was hot for a brief moment in time. Now she just looks like Bobby from Biohazard


i26.photobucket.com i26.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-20 08:43:19 AM
Subby omitted Florida and DIY contract killing threat.  Outlandish abuse of word 'hot', check.
 
2013-04-20 08:59:08 AM
Hot? Probably at some point.  But she's rode many hard and got put away wet too many times.

I guess the Florida tag went to Cancun for Spring Break.
 
2013-04-20 09:11:41 AM
There's a rough 42, then there's a rough Florida 42.
 
2013-04-20 09:13:51 AM
Hot ... thermally?  idk
 
2013-04-20 09:15:28 AM
H.O.T.=Haggard, Old and Tired?
 
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2013-04-20 09:18:55 AM
The other submission I saw had only the white shirt picture, in which she looks good.
 
2013-04-20 09:20:04 AM
Cocaine
Amphetamine
Ketamine
Ecstasy
 
2013-04-20 09:26:28 AM

NEDM: FTFA: Mr Shimandle recounted that when he met his wife in jail following her arrest, the 42-year-old did not bother to apologize to him for the betrayal, but begged him to bail her out in exchange for a divorce.

Call me crazy, but I think he's gonna get that anyways.


She was probably saying a no fault divorce in exchange for getting out, I would have the lawyer draw up the contract and then get her to sign it before paying bail. Then have her shiat packed on the front porch with just enough money to let her get a motel.
 
2013-04-20 09:30:46 AM

steamingpile: NEDM: FTFA: Mr Shimandle recounted that when he met his wife in jail following her arrest, the 42-year-old did not bother to apologize to him for the betrayal, but begged him to bail her out in exchange for a divorce.

Call me crazy, but I think he's gonna get that anyways.

She was probably saying a no fault divorce in exchange for getting out, I would have the lawyer draw up the contract and then get her to sign it before paying bail. Then have her shiat packed on the front porch with just enough money to let her get a motel.


Any contract signed under duress is easily voidable.
 
2013-04-20 09:37:03 AM
She's what I will call "Florida hot." Nice figure, but her skin, particularly on her face, has gotten wrinkled and leathery from years of not wearing sunscreen/ deliberately tanning in the Florida sun. She was probably hot in her 20s, and would have stayed that way a lot longer if she hadn't baked herself to try and look "hotter." Unfortunate, really.
 
2013-04-20 09:41:29 AM
That is a hard 42...
 
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