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2013-04-19 10:33:24 PM
11 votes:
This has been the longest time I have spent reading threads on Fark. I have seen highs and lows over the past 24 hours.
A lot of you made me laugh, most of you made me feel physically ill.  But before I sign out to go have a drink, I think we should reflect on the ending today.

This was just a kid.   Plain and simple.  Probably in way over his head.  He saw his brother die and was hunted as an animal for almost a day.  Imagine how afraid he was.
I pray that while on that boat, in that yard, he had the courage and foresight to rub one out. He won't have another chance to do so alone again for a long time.
2013-04-19 11:44:18 PM
9 votes:
If the bombing had been in Los Angeles, seven of the two suspects would be dead already.
2013-04-19 10:25:31 PM
9 votes:
What, the suspect's injuries require double leg amputations? Well, if you say so doc.
2013-04-20 01:57:59 AM
6 votes:

illannoyin: Anyone else enjoying the irony that he's being treated at Beth Israel hospital?

Also, large breasted prom date as requested...

[i.imgur.com image 625x838]


i.imgur.com
2013-04-20 01:02:35 AM
6 votes:
s16.postimg.org
2013-04-19 11:00:36 PM
6 votes:
i38.tinypic.com
More dramatic with arrows pointing at straps, labels and whatnot.
2013-04-19 10:58:12 PM
6 votes:
Send him to me.

inmate1972.files.wordpress.com
2013-04-19 10:30:24 PM
6 votes:

Olfin Bedwere: So this will free up Obama's schedule so he can visit West, Texas, right? I certainly hope so, and I'm not being snarky about it.


Think about how crazy this week has been.  There's a mushroom cloud over a city in Texas, 20 people dead, 200 injured and it's back page news.

An Elvis impersonator sending ricin-poisoned letters to the President and Congress is the third craziest news story this week.
2013-04-19 10:58:05 PM
5 votes:
You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to have your face kicked in by me. You have the right to have your balls stomped on by him.
2013-04-20 12:20:37 AM
4 votes:
i34.tinypic.com
img.pandawhale.com
2013-04-20 12:07:17 AM
4 votes:
LOL

img545.imageshack.us
2013-04-19 10:59:16 PM
4 votes:

irishman4: liberals piss me off.


i18.photobucket.com
2013-04-19 10:57:48 PM
4 votes:

irishman4: liberals piss me off.


upload.wikimedia.org
2013-04-19 10:57:32 PM
4 votes:
farm9.staticflickr.com
2013-04-19 10:23:56 PM
4 votes:
High Fives for what? Near as I can tell it was a lot of wasted tax dollars. The police didn't even find him, some guy checking his yard did. Just think, if the police hadn't scared the hell out of everyone and so they stayed inside he would have been found hours ago. Well, more overtime for all the police; I can't wait to see the bill on that. I bet the police union will want a new contract now. For nothing. If these dimwits bombers had even half a brain they never would have been caught be these stooges.

EMBARRASSING
2013-04-20 01:27:14 AM
3 votes:

TheManofPA: GreatGlavinsGhost: TheManofPA: GreatGlavinsGhost: TheManofPA: Monday was the bombing
Creation of fear, but lots of citizens helping others
Tuesday was Waco
Hellish fireball, but people trying to help again
Friday was the capture
Great way to end the week

When was the ricin mailings?

That was evil move number 25.

/should have worked that in somehow.

Sorry, didn't mean to crap on your poem, i just couldn't remember.

I'm pro the constructive Idea. I was trying to think of the whole week. I think Ricin was Tuesday/Wednesday.


I think it goes, "Tuesdays child is full of ricin."
2013-04-20 01:04:37 AM
3 votes:
How drunk is Boston right now?
At this very moment, there is probably a businessman pointing his tie at a urinal while he pees his pants.
2013-04-20 01:01:42 AM
3 votes:
OH MY GOSH! LOOK AT THIS DARKIE!

i.imgur.com

JEEZUM CROW, PEOPLE! IF HE WERE ANY DARKER, HE'D BE A GINGER!

Those darn ghostly-pale non-white people! I guess this will teach them to keep their white-skinned darkness out of our similarly-white-but-totally-not-the-same country! HURRRRRRR!
2013-04-20 12:06:44 AM
3 votes:
The hunt is over. The search is done. The terror is over. And justice has won. Burma Shave.
2013-04-19 11:54:42 PM
3 votes:
somedude210: If I may put out a possible theory to motive, I don't think White hat's heart was really in this. This seemed to be all his brother's plan. Look at how they dressed on monday, Black Hat, while suspicious, was almost impossible to get an ID on. White hat? He didn't try to hide himself at all. Friends and schoolmates of White hat all say he was a great kid and I have to say, I saw his twitter feed and russian facebook page and I really didn't see anything outright damning on there. The only thing political I saw was video put out by Syrian rebels saying that the secular Assad was attacking them because of faith. Nothing else he posted was religious in nature.

His brother had motive to do something rash. He wasn't liked in America (or at least had no friends), he couldn't understand Americans, he had dislike for our ways of money, sex and material possessions (his brother however, said his goal was to have a career and money), and he was snubbed a chance to box in the Olympics for the US.

That snubbing probably is what set him off. We've all talked about symbolism of this attack, why someone would hit a marathon of all things. The bombs were placed at the finish line, of an event that takes a great deal of perseverance, strength and endurance to accomplish. It is by no means an easy task. When you cross that finish line, you do something truly noteworthy. So why not destroy those dreams like his dreams were destroyed?

From there, he convinces his little brother (who probably looked up to him) about how the US, their adoptive country of which they held no ill will towards, snubbed this three time golden glove winner's chance for an Olympic gold and to prove his dedication to his country and/or homeland (he had hoped to play for either the US or Chechnya).

Black hat takes them on a chase, and massive gun battle, of which he goes down. Now White Hat is scared and lost. His only motivation for doing this is dead, he has no direction, he's probably injured, covered in t ..
It's  America's fault.

Cut to the chase.  This thread has eight hundred comments.  No one wants to read all that.
2013-04-19 11:20:38 PM
3 votes:

zabadu: A reporter on CNN keeps pronouncing ambulance as AM Boo Lance.


I had some bad psghetti at the libary onect and hads to go in the amboolance.  It was very fustrating!
2013-04-19 11:20:37 PM
3 votes:
www.trbimg.com
This made me smile when I saw it
2013-04-19 11:12:13 PM
3 votes:
This was the best season of '24' ever!

/seriously, I'm glad they got this guy alive; hope he can still talk
2013-04-19 11:04:08 PM
3 votes:

skullkrusher: Biological Ali: Bonanza Jellybean: totes adorbs

Never say that ever again.

you're so presh


Disgusting. You people are the real terrorists.
2013-04-19 10:27:57 PM
3 votes:

Mazzic518: It's miller time!


denver.mylittlefacewhen.com
2013-04-19 10:26:16 PM
3 votes:

worlddan: High Fives for what? Near as I can tell it was a lot of wasted tax dollars. The police didn't even find him, some guy checking his yard did. Just think, if the police hadn't scared the hell out of everyone and so they stayed inside he would have been found hours ago. Well, more overtime for all the police; I can't wait to see the bill on that. I bet the police union will want a new contract now. For nothing. If these dimwits bombers had even half a brain they never would have been caught be these stooges.

EMBARRASSING


25.media.tumblr.com
2013-04-20 06:33:56 AM
2 votes:

Mad_Radhu: /Seriously, though, I'm cool with the thought of him spending the next 80 years full of regret and sadness. unable to even kill himself to end his sad life. All he has to look forward to is his body slowly decaying away until he dies alone and unloved, haunted by the thoughts of the life he could have had.


What's his Fark handle?
2013-04-20 02:53:35 AM
2 votes:

saturn badger: illannoyin: Anyone else enjoying the irony that he's being treated at Beth Israel hospital?

Also, large breasted prom date as requested...

[i.imgur.com image 625x838]

I'm not sure he is the date. If it is he had really long arms.


Worst. Conspiracy. Ever.
2013-04-20 02:49:43 AM
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
He was dating Snooki? No wonder he he went off the deep end!
2013-04-20 02:18:49 AM
2 votes:

draa: torquestripe: You will see why in the coming months, concerning this terrorist. Just wait and see.

Oh bullshiat. Straight from the FBI.


The strength of the Miranda decision is its clarity in its nearly unwavering protection of a suspect's Fifth Amendment protection against selfincrimination. The commitment to this rule is so strong that the Supreme Court has recognized only one exception to the Miranda rule-the "public safety" exception-which permits law enforcement to engage in a limited and focused unwarned interrogation and allows the government to introduce the statement as direct evidence.

Recent and well-publicized events, including the attempted bombing of Northwest Airlines Flight 235 near Detroit, Michigan, on December 25, 2009, and the attempted bombing in New York City's Times Square in May 2010, highlight the importance of this exception.6 Those current events, occurring in a time of heightened vigilance against terrorist acts, place a spotlight on this law enforcement tool, which, although 26 years old, may play a vital role in protecting public safety while also permitting statements obtained under this exception to be used as evidence in a criminal prosecution. In brief, and as discussed in this article, police officers confronting situations that create a danger to themselves or others may ask questions designed to neutralize the threat without first providing a warning of rights.


Notice the bolded part. This law has been around since the early 80's and it's been used before without farking up any prosecution. It will be used this time without a problem as well. It's a common tool that gives the cops a little leeway in charging a suspect. And it's not like they just suddenly made up some bullshiat yesterday just for this kid or this event.

http://www.fbi.gov/stats-services/publications/law-enforcement-bull eti n/february2011/legal_digest


Says you ...
i1222.photobucket.com
2013-04-20 02:06:44 AM
2 votes:

libranoelrose: i.imgur.com


That 'shoop is bad and you should feel bad for posting it.
2013-04-20 01:48:52 AM
2 votes:

ISO15693: Maybe we should seriously think about amending the constitution again to allow more than two terms for this guy. It couldn't hurt.


kairoswarriors.files.wordpress.com

You don't know about the OH GOD THE FACE EATING MONKEYS ARE GOING TO STEAL ALL THE CRYING SPARKLY EAGLE NEMATODE BIBLESS IN OUR LAWNS hysteria swirling around the concept of "Obama Third Term"?

Go on, toss the phrase into Google.
2013-04-20 01:23:08 AM
2 votes:
Move over Alex Jones - Glenn Beck has you beat by a mile here:  http://bit.ly/ZyLgbO

"Beck gives Feds until Monday to come clean on Marathon cover-up"
2013-04-20 01:08:42 AM
2 votes:
flag covered we got the bastahd Boston gredunza
2013-04-20 01:08:22 AM
2 votes:
Moss-covered three-handled prison shank gredunza.
2013-04-20 01:01:43 AM
2 votes:
s23.postimg.org
2013-04-20 12:53:25 AM
2 votes:
Tommy Moo:
There is a pervasive piece of wishful thinking circulating among religious moderates, and it could get a lot of us killed. The idea is that all religions, at their core, teach the same thing. This is myth. The principal tenet of Jainism is non-harming. Observant Jains will literally not harm a fly. Fundamentalist Jainism and fundamentalist Islam do not have the same consequences, neither logically nor behaviorally.

Jain says she's done with Sergio. He treats her like a ragdoll.
2013-04-20 12:32:28 AM
2 votes:

s2s2s2: And by the way: Atheism is a religion


Yes, and not collecting stamps is a hobby.
2013-04-19 11:55:28 PM
2 votes:

mikaloyd: Can somebody go back into Mondays thread and name and shame all the idiots who were wrong about these bombers' races, religions,nationalities, and political affiliations? Then quote them here? Because that'd be fun to see. And help with ignore lists.


All right, I'll apologize.  I jumped the gun, and pegged the bomber as a State of Franklin neo-separatist.  I admit, it was bigoted and illogical to paint everyone living in the area south of the Cumberland Gap as radical militants who wanted nothing more than to divest themselves from North Carolina and Tennessee.  I'm sure many people living in the mountains are hard-working folk who just want micro-regional representation.  I will endeavor from this day forth to work towards improving attitudes in society towards Franklin-Americans.
2013-04-19 11:54:10 PM
2 votes:
He would have gotten away if it wasn't for that meddling smoking guy.

*ducks*
2013-04-19 11:25:18 PM
2 votes:
I think we'll all be a little disappointed if they police don't find an AR-15 among the suspects' possessions.
2013-04-19 11:07:30 PM
2 votes:

worlddan: High Fives for what? Near as I can tell it was a lot of wasted tax dollars. The police didn't even find him, some guy checking his yard did. Just think, if the police hadn't scared the hell out of everyone and so they stayed inside he would have been found hours ago. Well, more overtime for all the police; I can't wait to see the bill on that. I bet the police union will want a new contract now. For nothing. If these dimwits bombers had even half a brain they never would have been caught be these stooges.

EMBARRASSING


www.charlock.org
2013-04-19 11:05:17 PM
2 votes:

scottydoesntknow: Uakronkid: Maximer: So... on an aside... My wife is Russian and she is royally pissed that the media is saying the Chechens are Russians. Whether you agree or not, the Russian people want nothing to do with these people (the bombers) or the Chechens in general.

If they want nothing to do with them, why do they keep around Chechnya as a territory instead of cutting them loose and fortifying the border? Like it or not, it's a part of Russia.

So you're saying Chechnya is Russia's Texas?

/Texan


This explains so much. Texans aren't real people. Sure they look like people, but have you ever tried *talking* to one?

God. Pew Pew. 'Merica.
2013-04-19 11:03:43 PM
2 votes:
corporette.com

Once you confess, let's go shopping and get some cosmos!
2013-04-19 11:00:33 PM
2 votes:
Ah, and I see in this thread people are still pissing themselves over some miranda issue.  Wow.  It is absolutely surreal how much influence cheesy TV shows have over some people's perception of reality.
2013-04-19 10:55:43 PM
2 votes:

Biological Ali: Bonanza Jellybean: totes adorbs

Never say that ever again.


you're so presh
2013-04-19 10:47:19 PM
2 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2013-04-19 10:46:53 PM
2 votes:

libranoelrose: irishman4: liberals piss me off.

You poor thing, would you like me to buy you a beer?


no you should save your money for your self
2013-04-19 10:45:22 PM
2 votes:
pbs.twimg.com

TICKLE TORTURE!
2013-04-19 10:45:12 PM
2 votes:

skullkrusher: only if it is a mentally disabled fertilizer plant


Oh please, Bush will never stand trial for the shiat he pulled during his presidency.
2013-04-19 10:39:10 PM
2 votes:

Via Infinito: Do you really not get the difference? People in Texas don't need to do a city-wide manhunt to stop marauding fertilizer plants from exploding.


But you can be damn sure the Texans will try to put one in the electric chair.
2013-04-19 10:39:05 PM
2 votes:
Oh look, he is out of the hospital already
imageshack.us
2013-04-19 10:37:10 PM
2 votes:
They tried to make us pay their taxes...

revolutionbuddies.weebly.com

...And they failed.

They tried to beat us at a sport they were dominant at & keep our losing streak going...

cdn-2-service.phanfare.com

...And they failed...

They tried to kill our spirit, and to make us afraid to live our lives...

media.komonews.com

...And they failed.

Boston: the city of resilience, the city of champions.
2013-04-19 10:36:00 PM
2 votes:
Best songs about American greatness...

1) Born in the USA
2) Fortunate Son
3) America, fark Yeah
2013-04-19 10:32:43 PM
2 votes:
for any jack*ss who is high-fiving or hell-yeahing or USA! USA! right now... that is exactly the type of behavior that fosters these tragedies.

breathe a sigh of relief, and then look inwards and examine yourself through the eyes of this suspect.

how many more national tragedies need to occur before Americans realize that we've squandered all of these recent learning opportunities (Aurora, Co., Sandy Hook, Boston marathon...).

the country will never learn and develop because it refuses to be taught.

/sad day to be an American indeed.
2013-04-19 10:30:55 PM
2 votes:
I wonder how much of the blood donated by Boston marathon runners will be needed to insure the survival of Suspect #2?
2013-04-19 10:28:56 PM
2 votes:

Oakenshield: It's sort of odd that everyone is happy that White Hat was captured, since this marks the beginning of a very long period of renewed hatred, divisiveness, and neolithic rhetoric in America. Mission Accomplished™.


Really?  Think we're gonna go invade Chechnya?
2013-04-19 10:24:54 PM
2 votes:

DamnYankees: To repeat,  Obama saying terrorists failed because Boston refused to be intimidated and we refused to be terrorized.

Give me a farking break. We cowered, just like we do at the mere thought of all terrorism. 2 kids set of a couple bombs and we competely shut down a major city, divert the national attention, deploy insane amounts of resources and top it all off by not Mirandizing the guy.

I'm honestly sickened right now and the 'celebrating' all this crap.

I wish I had more confidence, but we're knowingly letting innocent people starve to death in Gitmo and we not only don't help them, but a majority of AMericans probably are happy to see them die even though the US government has officially proclaimed them innocent.

Label someone a terrorist in this country and I have zero confidence in our rule of law.


Party on, Wayne.

4.bp.blogspot.com
2013-04-19 10:22:14 PM
2 votes:
DANCE PARTY!
cdnet.myxer.com
2013-04-20 02:12:10 PM
1 votes:

way south: Kittypie070: ontariolightning: Question: Would residents of a Republican city accept what was "minimal" martial law, like how they locked down Boston, if the same situation occurred?

No, some of the wilder-eyed drooly ones maybe would start shooting the po-po.

You've got to put the situation in context.
There was a dangerous snake in someone's house and anyone would have been jumping on the tables and demanding it be removed. If the residents are openly consenting then they'll overlook a temporary violation in the spirit of the moment.
Hell, they'd probably taken up arms and joined the search if the sheriff asked them to. That is how it would have to have been done in the messy days before homeland security and massive police departments.

The problem is making sure the cops don't abuse those powers or forget to relinquish them the moment the situation is resolved.
Again, this is in the context of hunting for a mad bomber who's been tearing up the town. Would the government get away with these methods in a search for common crooks?
Probably not
.


Good morning all.

i.chzbgr.com

Just having some fun.
2013-04-20 10:28:59 AM
1 votes:

muck4doo: We are a United States. Ignore the asshats


images.sodahead.com
2013-04-20 10:18:27 AM
1 votes:

Vlad_the_Inaner: ThrobblefootSpectre: Meanwhile, across Europe last week....

[i33.tinypic.com image 630x432]

Gee.  That guy doesn't look fat to me.  So why is he being told to to be somewhere else?


That's a canister of Axe Body Spray. They're just helping him get sexed up at the clubs later in the day.
2013-04-20 10:09:29 AM
1 votes:
i1.kym-cdn.com
2013-04-20 08:16:27 AM
1 votes:

ontariolightning: MmmmBacon: I'm just glad this guy is in custody, and that no one else got hurt in the chaos. Whether the Commonwealth or Feds try this guy, as long as he gets a fair trial, I'll be a happy man. We are a country of laws, this is an American citizen, and he is due his rights. If we do not give him a jury trial, the Jihadists will point at us and say "See? The Hypocrites in America claim to believe in freedom, but when it comes to a Muslim they will throw him in a box to rot!"

We simply cannot have that. I don't care what they think of us particularly, but we should not give them additional ammo to use in creating a new generation of Jihadists.

you already give them that ammo when you kill innocents in unauthorized drone strikes that the UN says is a violation of nations sovereignty. In Pakistan you kill 50 innocent civillians for1 terrorist . Few years back you accidentally wiped out 24 Pakistani soldiers.. all your country said was we regret it. Nobody got punished,


What makes you think that was an accident?

It might have been, but actually, it reminds of back during Kosovo, when we "accidentally" hit the old Chinese embassy after they bumped one of our spy planes...

You DO recall Pakistan was harboring Bin Laden...and THEY punished guys who helped FIND him.  Not to mention funneling money to extremists, trading nuclear tech, etc, etc.

While I actually tend to agree with you about drone strikes, particularly against US citizens, this ain't exactly a clean war with nice, neat front lines.
2013-04-20 06:48:22 AM
1 votes:

andychrist420: Kittypie070: [mediaoutrage.files.wordpress.com image 408x500]

"this administration can kill anyone, anytime, anywhere,
without due process as long as we call them a terrorist"
.
sorry folks,
but I guess
this guy
never existed
huh?

He's been gone 5 years.  Let it go.  Live in the now!


like how Republicans are still obsessed with St. Reagan?
2013-04-20 06:39:26 AM
1 votes:
ThrobblefootSpectre:
Let's review another week in the E.U., shall we?
December of last year looked, even worse, if you want to keep going.......


The member countries need to overcome their nationalistic differences and put in place equal, standardized law-enforcement measures throughout the E.U.  They can start with agreeing on just how to spell "Police."
2013-04-20 03:53:26 AM
1 votes:

BullBearMS: Remember this guy before he turned into Bush 2.0?


Yep.  Took him like, what, 18 months to go from "this administration will respect the rule of law" to "this administration can kill anyone, anytime, anywhere, without due process as long as we call them a terrorist"
2013-04-20 03:31:59 AM
1 votes:
And the saner Republicans, see, would try to prevent the mad-eyed Alex Jones-following drooly ones from going all Red Dawn on the cops and then there would be a huge citywide mass shootout and wow would the cops be confused and then the National Guard would be called up by the governor and then after three weeks it might come down to a thunderous herd of B-52s dropping nukes by order of the Prophet President.

And then the Rapture would occur!!

Afterward, GOP Utopia.

29.media.tumblr.com
2013-04-20 03:11:03 AM
1 votes:
The best solution to the problem which is the one which presents now and not then is easy! The Tsarnaev must be packed inside a pig - big pig! - and marination of alcohol must also take place when you are seen from the pork is not and the wine is not Qur'anically satisfaction.
2013-04-20 03:10:25 AM
1 votes:
Save your indignations for the next psychotic American killer. You probably won't have to wait long, it seems like they are all coming out of the woodwork.
2013-04-20 02:57:56 AM
1 votes:

BullBearMS: d3sertion: You just don't know what you're talking about.

Let's check in with people in the know, who care about the rule of law.

"This administration came in with a principle that they were going to restore the rule of law," says former FBI agent Mike German, who is now with the ACLU. "For the administration to now talk about changing some fundamental protections that have been in effect for a long time is very troubling."

Go back to the Politics tab and make excuses for your team's farkups there. I swear to FSM's noodly appendage that if Obama started throwing kittens in a chipper your sort would immediately praise him for composting.

The answer to terrorism is not to throw our system of laws out the window.


I get it: On the one hand, we wanna ensure we're not under attack by Chechen sleeper cells; on the other, the authorities said this was it, no further threats, so why not read him his rights? But there is a third point in that I'm drunk and still more reasonable than the lot of you.
2013-04-20 02:46:25 AM
1 votes:
Oh holy gods it's practically a lulz tree growing in here and I've been picking lulz fruit all evening.
2013-04-20 02:38:07 AM
1 votes:

Tommy Moo: impaler: Tommy Moo: Pretty much. I have never understood why the left in this country is the group that defense these shiatbirds

The left is defending the bombers?

Oh wait, no they're not.

You mean Muslims? Defending them as in "they're not all terrorists."

Yeah, it's about the deference between individuals and groups.


I do meanradicalMuslims. Did you read my post? I wasn't just talking about terrorists(well, I actually was, I've just not undertaken enough research to realize it). I can't believe that  liberals anyone in this country defends  Muslims people whose religion I do not understand, again, because I have never actually read any legitimate literature regarding it. Whether they are actively killing people or not, they still believe that women are the dominion of men,that science is evil and arrogant, that homosexuals should suffer extreme castigation, and that anyone who is not part of their blood cult will be tortured in hell for all of eternity. Liberals love to hate on Christianity, but for some reason (white guilt comes to mind) they can't express disfavor of Islam, in spite of the fact that it's  the exact same a very similar farking religion. EveryradicalMuslim in the world pretty much believes all the same shiat as  Pat Robertson and Mike Huckabee the Westboro Baptist ChurchAl Qaida and the Taliban are just the Alpha males who beat you up on the playground, and the WBC's are the B-males that clamor around in a circle to point and cheer them on.

FTFY

/believes in zero gods
//spent over a decade studying religion; they're all full of shiat
///knows from reading your many posts here, as well as your profile insert, you're a troll; no retort required (hint: none will be acknowledged, so further tantrums will be  solely for your own need to feel important on  teh interwebs.Mission accomplishedTM?)
2013-04-20 02:13:32 AM
1 votes:

Ivo Shandor: Fubini: Heh- I've thought about printing up Obama 2016 bumper stickers just for lulz.

Go all-in. "Michelle Obama 2016".


Or Bo.  He's well over 35 in dog years.  There's not anything in the Constitution that specifies the president has to be a human.  Technically he hasn't been a resident long enough, but according to the Constitution that only applies to persons.  Actually, Article II Section 1 has an extraneous comma in there that could conceivably be interpreted to mean that anyone born after the adoption of the Constitution can't be president.  It's a very poorly worded piece that any first year law student could rip to shreds, but we've chosen so far to respect as "Well, you know what they meant..."  As written, it excludes women, but would alow any male animal that can recite the oath of office.  Bo might have a problem with that aspect, but maybe they could adopt an parrot.
2013-04-20 01:55:31 AM
1 votes:

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: shower_in_my_socks: If there is a bomb-throwing, homicidal maniac carjacking his way through my neighborhood, the cops can come the fark into my house if it saves lives.

And that's your choice to allow them to do so. My concern is with the people who chose not to surrender their rights in the face of danger, those who would not trade essential liberty for temporary security, whose homes were ransacked regardless. What was done at the Boston Marathon was horrific, but if we so quickly abandon what it means to be American in the aftermath, then we really are nothing more than the hollow caricatures that our enemies portray us as.


i718.photobucket.com
2013-04-20 01:41:21 AM
1 votes:
That's it.. I'm turning off the internet

Alex Jones fans are now trying to say the FBI really killed perp #2 and replaced his body with an impersonator to play the role of the "captured" suspect.

From derp central.


The FBI could have used impersonators for the Hollywood ending shootouts and fake deaths, then switch the bodies.

The last thing the FBI wanted was for the suspects to meekly surrender proclaiming innocence.

If they were innocent, it's difficult to believe they would be in a shoot out with police.
2013-04-20 01:37:08 AM
1 votes:

Boojum2k: Fubini: Grungehamster: it will be Benghazi all over again that Obama didn't arrest him back then when he could have prevented all this by locking him up back then.

It would be awesome if our president was a crime fighting super hero.

He's a fan of Spider-Man, but I think he'd probably make a pretty good Iron Man given his talent for snark.

Not saying I agree with him often, I don't, but I think he's a good guy.


You have to admit - he's like a good luck charm for the US since he's been elected... averted the financial meltdown, got Bin Laden, got the Boston bomber, got health care reform - it's like everything he's involved with turns out perfectly. Maybe we should seriously think about amending the constitution again to allow more than two terms for this guy. It couldn't hurt.
2013-04-20 01:33:38 AM
1 votes:

cretinbob: torquestripe: But this is small shiat compared to a/an THOROCOTOMY!

Thank you FARK for expanding my vocabulary.

needle cricothyrotomy ....Check that one out. It's the next step for an airway.


Or if you really like cutting...  Pancreaticoduodenectomy


/Sleep well
2013-04-20 01:31:19 AM
1 votes:

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Move over Alex Jones - Glenn Beck has you beat by a mile here:  http://bit.ly/ZyLgbO

"Beck gives Feds until Monday to come clean on Marathon cover-up"


They're still going on about the Saudi student? Sweet Jesus.

By the way they KNOW he's a very, VERY bad guy because his last name is the same as several terrorists, including one who is related to bin Laden! (It's also the name of sever soccer players as well as some professors; it ain't a super-rare last name in Saudi Arabia)
2013-04-20 01:28:03 AM
1 votes:

Grungehamster: Hate to bring the partisan politics in, but I'm predicting right now: if the Washington Post's story that the FBI interviewed the older brother 2 years ago is true, it will be Benghazi all over again that Obama didn't arrest him back then when he could have prevented all this by locking him up back then. It won't matter if he actually was planning/actively linked to any terrorist groups back then will be irrelevant: this will be an outrage for a few months at least.


So much for this then

morphemedictionary.com

unless......
2013-04-20 01:25:11 AM
1 votes:

Grungehamster: Hate to bring the partisan politics in, but I'm predicting right now: if the Washington Post's story that the FBI interviewed the older brother 2 years ago is true, it will be Benghazi all over again that Obama didn't arrest him back then when he could have prevented all this by locking him up back then. It won't matter if he actually was planning/actively linked to any terrorist groups back then will be irrelevant: this will be an outrage for a few months at least.


Is Boston a scandal yet?
2013-04-20 01:24:36 AM
1 votes:

Grungehamster: it will be Benghazi all over again that Obama didn't arrest him back then when he could have prevented all this by locking him up back then.


It would be awesome if our president was a crime fighting super hero.
2013-04-20 01:22:22 AM
1 votes:

cretinbob: dark brew: cretinbob: The picture upthread shows a King airway being inserted. Yes, he's unconscious.

No, it doesn't.  That is your very generous interpretation of a single photo.  All I see is a non-rebreather, which is supported by the other photo which I posted still showing the NRB in place after he is loaded into the ambulance.

look again and post the second pic.


 [i36.photobucket.com image 441x348]

Note he's holding it above the proximal cuff between two fingers. You can see the stylet. The distal cuff is just about to go in.
Maybe the attempt was unsuccesful and they switched to an NRB, but that's a King.

NRB
[www.sharinginhealth.ca image 350x494]

King

[www.kingsystems.com image 480x280]


But this is small shiat compared to a/an THOROCOTOMY!

Thank you FARK for expanding my vocabulary.
2013-04-20 01:19:36 AM
1 votes:
I'm just curious as to what problem these Muslim kids were using the 2nd Amendment to solve.
2013-04-20 01:06:36 AM
1 votes:

Kittypie070: Nope, dude's got an ultra low Fark number. Ain't meow.


It's a False Flag.  Meow got a very low number way long time ago, then posted as Meow with a medium old number... just so he could fall back on some kind of legitimacy with his low number later.  Dogs who meow are that kind of crafty.
2013-04-20 01:02:20 AM
1 votes:
Russia, the United States, sports clothing, Drake set South and his family a puppy, who is trying to get more than 10 years in the United States. Students, teachers, and neighbors. True!
2013-04-20 12:58:46 AM
1 votes:

Epiphany: ongbok: No it isn't because Chechnya isn't considered occupied land by Russians. The Russian government considers Chechnya within the ancestral borders of Russia. That is one of the reasons why they refuse to grant them independence.

Spend a little time researching things before you go and spout off bullshiat and people may think a little better of you.

The Chechens consider themselves an occupied land. You think Chechen Muslims consider themselves Russian???

You think people living in Northern Ireland consider themselves English too, don't you.


Like I said before, I know where you are coming from, but you are technically wrong. This is like saying the Hopi and Navajo aren't Americans.
2013-04-20 12:57:41 AM
1 votes:
I think in the midst of all of this, and the fertilizer plant explosion in Texas, nobody has asked if Omarion is OK or if we need to pray for him.
2013-04-20 12:54:36 AM
1 votes:

The Southern Dandy: s2s2s2: Mrtraveler01: Well they are white...

Yeah, yeah. Totally.
My first thought when I look at these guys is, "Anglo(what everyone predicting 'white guys' actually meant)".

[images.bwbx.io image 630x420]
But technically, white.

They're not Anglo, they're Caucasian. There's a difference.


Not to a Mexican. :D
2013-04-20 12:52:51 AM
1 votes:
Don't read any of the previous threads, morons. Your eleventh-hour first impressions are so...very...valuable. Keep jacking off to your own sexually devastating trolliness.
2013-04-20 12:48:51 AM
1 votes:

Xioxia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anwar_al-Awlaki

The guy was born in my town.


Watch out for small, low flying aircraft!
2013-04-20 12:47:52 AM
1 votes:

paulseta: What happened in the really but different? Suspect the second, was arrested the bombing of the night of Friday the day of the hunting season they. Dzhokhar Tsarnaev found after seeing the blood on a boat to park behind the home of resident of Watertown. Under the cover of plastic, human blood is looking for people inside, and the boat. Officers answer, they threw a grenade "flash bang" to flush out of the boat. Meantimes the President was being selected and Miloš Zeman was the first directly elected Czech President! Night of any late Thursday ended in shocking spasm of violence began. I was killed, his brother, the Tamerlan Tsarnaev a shot to the upper Tsarnaev policeman was carjacked Mercedes suspect has been killed and police officers Tsarnaev.
Test of Friday night ended with a flood of relief as know we do (know). "You are exceeding the hunt ... and justice. Suspect, in custody" Twitter is writing to the Boston police station. Applause at the scene, bystanders. SWAT is passing trucks, officers returned the feeling: and "Thank you", he said to each speaker. "It is a happy thing."
Head Timothy Al Ben, Massachusetts police "We have a suspect in custody." "We guys are. You are tired, tonight. Are here to win we"
Already problems!
Feelings of loss of height, has been shown already in depth and in the cube. A few days here, violent riots, increased the efficacy of the new text Tsarnaevs.
As a victim, researchers turned into another task on Friday to determine how the violence is. He said to the dealer, was involved in attack and there is no evidence to authorities beyond the 2 Tsarnaev brothers marathon anyone excepting misteatching of where. That warning alarm of federal authorities, self-responsibility and lawyer warning "Miranda" of Tsarnaev he was right is, project delays. Because they still, the public, are at risk, you may have to say is an exception if it. Before you were planning to Tsarnaev, you might have read the Miranda rights to bomb other partners or ques ...


Are you ok? Should we call a doctor?
2013-04-20 12:47:00 AM
1 votes:

s2s2s2: But technically, white.


The best kind of white.
2013-04-20 12:46:22 AM
1 votes:

Rustblade: [www.q-tarantino.de image 300x382]

Let's not start sucking each other's dicks just yet.


Sorry, I was under the impression this was dead Chechen storage. My bad.
2013-04-20 12:43:50 AM
1 votes:
www.q-tarantino.de

Let's not start sucking each other's dicks just yet.
2013-04-20 12:41:00 AM
1 votes:
What I think of when I see the uncle speakig:


[Lisa finds herself in an ethnic part of Springfield]Lisa: [to herself] Huh, I didn't know Springfield had a Russian district. [comes across two men playing chess] Excuse me, can you tell me how to get to the museum?Man 1: [angrily] С удовольствием! Это шесть кварталов в этом направлении! [My pleasure. The museum is six blocks that way.][Lisa runs off screaming]Man 1: [calmly] Hey, она пошла не в ту сторону. [Hey, she went the wrong way.]Man 2: [makes his move] Shah i mat. [Checkmate.]Man 1: [throws the board on the ground] Хорошая игра! Как насчет еще одной?! [Good game. How about another?] //episode
2013-04-20 12:38:34 AM
1 votes:

illannoyin: Anyone else enjoying the irony that he's being treated at Beth Israel hospital?

Also, large breasted prom date as requested...

[i.imgur.com image 625x838]


Not to trivialize everything, but his friend's date had the better body.

/You can comfort yourselves by picturing her as a butterface, though.
2013-04-20 12:35:24 AM
1 votes:

Kittypie070: Smirky the Wonder Chimp: I am on my fourth bottle of Abita Abbey Ale, and I want you all to know that I love you all.  Even the trolls.  You know who you are.

[beerandamovie.files.wordpress.com image 333x500]

sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk
This has been a good day.  A good day.

2013-04-20 12:34:28 AM
1 votes:

Yes please: thisisyourbrainonFark: Let us not talk falsely now because the hour is getting late.

/how drunk is Boston?

Let's see, told not to go to work, locked up in the house all day with the apartment, Friday night, Boston, the Sawx and Brooons both had their games postponed, Boston, Friday night, Boston...


Bostonians get hammered with a particular flair. I was up there for a couple days not too long ago. Walking back to hotel, maybe 10pm on a friday. A guy in his 20's wobbles out of a bar, wearing a good-quality suit and tie. Steps precisely to the curb, toes perched just over the edge of the sidewalk. Uses one hand to hold his tie in place, extends the other hand to the side - for balance, I presume - bends forward with the practiced confidence of an executive in Tokyo, and power-barfs into the street. Stands up, straightens jacket, wipes lip with handkerchief, spins, honor-guard style, on his heel, and marches back into the bar.
2013-04-20 12:33:31 AM
1 votes:

Smirky the Wonder Chimp: I am on my fourth bottle of Abita Abbey Ale, and I want you all to know that I love you all.  Even the trolls.  You know who you are.

[beerandamovie.files.wordpress.com image 333x500]


*burble*
2013-04-20 12:33:04 AM
1 votes:
Nice work, guys. Thank you.

img.photobucket.com
2013-04-20 12:31:54 AM
1 votes:

Grand_Moff_Joseph: ..and the Boston area mosque has already been vandalized

https://twitter.com/Ezaffar/status/325462951777673217/photo/1



And in the past 2 months several christian churches in that area have been vandalized.

http://www.boston.com/metrodesk/2013/02/03/three-wilmington-churches -v andalized-police-say/tqnjRUEGG2p7WTXuX4eBnN/story.html

http://www.bostonglobe.com/metro/2013/03/15/westport-church-offers-r ew ard-find-vandals/UGPePreRGluhYaTJd85nvJ/story.html

Not that anyone cares, or that they will be called a "hate crimes", or cause any hand wringing (or even be noticed at all) by the sensitive enlightened crowd.  *Shrug*
2013-04-20 12:30:36 AM
1 votes:
Anyone else enjoying the irony that he's being treated at Beth Israel hospital?

Also, large breasted prom date as requested...

i.imgur.com
2013-04-20 12:30:09 AM
1 votes:
I am on my fourth bottle of Abita Abbey Ale, and I want you all to know that I love you all.  Even the trolls.  You know who you are.

beerandamovie.files.wordpress.com
2013-04-20 12:20:26 AM
1 votes:

Grand_Moff_Joseph: ...and the Boston area mosque has already been vandalized

https://twitter.com/Ezaffar/status/325462951777673217/photo/1


USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
2013-04-20 12:16:01 AM
1 votes:

Fista-Phobia: paulseta: What happened in the really but different? Suspect the second, was arrested the bombing of the night of Friday the day of the hunting season they. Dzhokhar Tsarnaev found after seeing the blood on a boat to park behind the home of resident of Watertown. Under the cover of plastic, human blood is looking for people inside, and the boat. Officers answer, they threw a grenade "flash bang" to flush out of the boat. Meantimes the President was being selected and Miloš Zeman was the first directly elected Czech President! Night of any late Thursday ended in shocking spasm of violence began. I was killed, his brother, the Tamerlan Tsarnaev a shot to the upper Tsarnaev policeman was carjacked Mercedes suspect has been killed and police officers Tsarnaev.
Test of Friday night ended with a flood of relief as know we do (know). "You are exceeding the hunt ... and justice. Suspect, in custody" Twitter is writing to the Boston police station. Applause at the scene, bystanders. SWAT is passing trucks, officers returned the feeling: and "Thank you", he said to each speaker. "It is a happy thing."
Head Timothy Al Ben, Massachusetts police "We have a suspect in custody." "We guys are. You are tired, tonight. Are here to win we"
Already problems!
Feelings of loss of height, has been shown already in depth and in the cube. A few days here, violent riots, increased the efficacy of the new text Tsarnaevs.
As a victim, researchers turned into another task on Friday to determine how the violence is. He said to the dealer, was involved in attack and there is no evidence to authorities beyond the 2 Tsarnaev brothers marathon anyone excepting misteatching of where. That warning alarm of federal authorities, self-responsibility and lawyer warning "Miranda" of Tsarnaev he was right is, project delays. Because they still, the public, are at risk, you may have to say is an exception if it. Before you were planning to Tsarnaev, you might have read the Miranda rights to bomb other partne ...


That gif goes on forever ...
2013-04-20 12:10:15 AM
1 votes:

paulseta: What happened in the really but different? Suspect the second, was arrested the bombing of the night of Friday the day of the hunting season they. Dzhokhar Tsarnaev found after seeing the blood on a boat to park behind the home of resident of Watertown. Under the cover of plastic, human blood is looking for people inside, and the boat. Officers answer, they threw a grenade "flash bang" to flush out of the boat. Meantimes the President was being selected and Miloš Zeman was the first directly elected Czech President! Night of any late Thursday ended in shocking spasm of violence began. I was killed, his brother, the Tamerlan Tsarnaev a shot to the upper Tsarnaev policeman was carjacked Mercedes suspect has been killed and police officers Tsarnaev.
Test of Friday night ended with a flood of relief as know we do (know). "You are exceeding the hunt ... and justice. Suspect, in custody" Twitter is writing to the Boston police station. Applause at the scene, bystanders. SWAT is passing trucks, officers returned the feeling: and "Thank you", he said to each speaker. "It is a happy thing."
Head Timothy Al Ben, Massachusetts police "We have a suspect in custody." "We guys are. You are tired, tonight. Are here to win we"
Already problems!
Feelings of loss of height, has been shown already in depth and in the cube. A few days here, violent riots, increased the efficacy of the new text Tsarnaevs.
As a victim, researchers turned into another task on Friday to determine how the violence is. He said to the dealer, was involved in attack and there is no evidence to authorities beyond the 2 Tsarnaev brothers marathon anyone excepting misteatching of where. That warning alarm of federal authorities, self-responsibility and lawyer warning "Miranda" of Tsarnaev he was right is, project delays. Because they still, the public, are at risk, you may have to say is an exception if it. Before you were planning to Tsarnaev, you might have read the Miranda rights to bomb other partners or ques ...


i27.photobucket.com
2013-04-20 12:09:00 AM
1 votes:

paulseta: What happened in the really but different? Suspect the second, was arrested the bombing of the night of Friday the day of the hunting season they. Dzhokhar Tsarnaev found after seeing the blood on a boat to park behind the home of resident of Watertown. Under the cover of plastic, human blood is looking for people inside, and the boat. Officers answer, they threw a grenade "flash bang" to flush out of the boat. Meantimes the President was being selected and Miloš Zeman was the first directly elected Czech President! Night of any late Thursday ended in shocking spasm of violence began. I was killed, his brother, the Tamerlan Tsarnaev a shot to the upper Tsarnaev policeman was carjacked Mercedes suspect has been killed and police officers Tsarnaev.
Test of Friday night ended with a flood of relief as know we do (know). "You are exceeding the hunt ... and justice. Suspect, in custody" Twitter is writing to the Boston police station. Applause at the scene, bystanders. SWAT is passing trucks, officers returned the feeling: and "Thank you", he said to each speaker. "It is a happy thing."
Head Timothy Al Ben, Massachusetts police "We have a suspect in custody." "We guys are. You are tired, tonight. Are here to win we"
Already problems!
Feelings of loss of height, has been shown already in depth and in the cube. A few days here, violent riots, increased the efficacy of the new text Tsarnaevs.
As a victim, researchers turned into another task on Friday to determine how the violence is. He said to the dealer, was involved in attack and there is no evidence to authorities beyond the 2 Tsarnaev brothers marathon anyone excepting misteatching of where. That warning alarm of federal authorities, self-responsibility and lawyer warning "Miranda" of Tsarnaev he was right is, project delays. Because they still, the public, are at risk, you may have to say is an exception if it. Before you were planning to Tsarnaev, you might have read the Miranda rights to bomb other partners or ques ...


WTF am I reading?
2013-04-20 12:07:27 AM
1 votes:
Gettin' kinds thick in here - time to turn on the filter.
i18.photobucket.com
2013-04-20 12:06:38 AM
1 votes:

Tommy Moo: GoldSpider: And how can we call this "terrorism" without knowing the bombers' motive?

They were radical Muslims who grew to hate this country because we tolerate homosexuality and female sexuality. Next?


Hell...how do we even know they're not right-wing without knowing their motives?

I sorta hope he wakes up and, when asked why, he says, "We did it for Sean. We did it for Bill. We did it for Rush, and Glenn, and Michael, and Ann, and Michelle, and Alex, and Wayne, and Pat, and all the other people who are trying to bring America back to God. You think we gave a damn about a land we never saw? Well, we give a damn about America, and those right-thinking individuals are doing more to bring America back in line with God than most people ever could. They serve God just as we as Muslims do, and for that, they will be rewarded in heaven, as my brother is being rewarded right now."

Not gonna happen, I know. But I can dream, can't I?
2013-04-20 12:02:43 AM
1 votes:
I'm too lazy to make the image macro, but it would be along the lines of "At first I was like 'I'm on a boat', now I'm like 'I'm about to have a dick in my box.'"
2013-04-20 12:01:43 AM
1 votes:
I posted this in a redlit thread regarding the "public safety" exception to Miranda rights:


"IMO, we've suffered enough abuses today, with the undeclared martial law being enforced in the city of Boston and the warrantless house to house searches that were conducted in a 20-block area, when this untrained teenager with serious gunshot wounds hid for 18 hours a couple of blocks from where he ditched his car.
All I hear from Boston and Washington is a bunch of back-slapping and hero worship of the police and DHS.  This was an embarrassment from a law enforcement perspective, if these were actual operatives or people with military training they'd be long gone or would have taken out a lot more people.
A 19-year old college student with no formal training and serious wounds was able to successfully hide from thousands of highly-trained law enforcement "professionals," with their sniffer dogs, helicopters, robots, tanks, and tactical bullshiat for almost a whole day?  Shameful."

These guys were amateurs, and they shut down a major city for a day, while we essentially declared martial law.  And the politicians and police are up on their soapboxes beating their chests and suckin' each other's dicks, and you jingoistic morons are eating it up.  They're amateurs, and they won.

USA! USA! USA!  WE'RE #1
2013-04-20 12:00:11 AM
1 votes:

FLMountainMan: Olfin Bedwere: So this will free up Obama's schedule so he can visit West, Texas, right? I certainly hope so, and I'm not being snarky about it.

Think about how crazy this week has been.  There's a mushroom cloud over a city in Texas, 20 people dead, 200 injured and it's back page news.

An Elvis impersonator sending ricin-poisoned letters to the President and Congress is the third craziest news story this week.


And the antics of a bellicose commie dictator boy god-king with a nuke are back page news
2013-04-19 11:51:36 PM
1 votes:
Last night I got my drunk on like nobody's biz and then stumbled back to the boat I've been crashing in. I'm passed out when this dude climbs in. I greet him and tell him there's plenty of room and I go back to fondling myself to sleep.

Next thing I know, this loud boom wakes me up and this dude, who I then notice is covered in blood, starts shooting his gun out of the boat.

I'm like, "What's with all the gun? You've changed, man. You've changed."

He rolls his eyes. I thought he was chastising me but it turns out he was passing out from blood loss.

So these guys are outside shouting for us to give up, surrender on our terms.

Well, my terms, since I'm Tom Wopat, means, hey, I've got a warm body here and two cold fists.

So what do I do? I fist the guy for an hour til this police robot comes up. Then I pretended to go back to sleep. The cops took the guy away. My fists are about to take a long nap.

Cuz I'm Tom Wopat, fisting my way across America.
2013-04-19 11:49:44 PM
1 votes:

muck4doo: Any law on how loud you have to say the miranda rights?


They must be loud enough to be  heard over the background maracas.
2013-04-19 11:48:47 PM
1 votes:

Yes please: TwistedFark: Unfortunately we have a lot of people in this thread that don't understand anything other than what they see on Law and Order or CSI. A lot of unrealistic expectations all around... its kind of shocking.


Enhance
Enhance

Enhance
Enhance
Enhance
Enhance
Enhance
Enhance


4.bp.blogspot.com
2013-04-19 11:48:10 PM
1 votes:

edmo: Some of you have a decision to make. You can continue to deny right wing conservative wackos did this or you can blame Islamic inspired terrorists. You can't do both.

/Congrats to Obama on yet another terrorist take down.


Actually, both sides of the Internet polity won this one.  The suspects claimed to be Muslims, so the Right wins.  The suspects were Caucasian rightwingers, so the Left wins.
2013-04-19 11:46:27 PM
1 votes:

Lionel Mandrake: Noam Chimpsky: Stoj: Turns out no Miranda rights after all.

Thanks Obama!

Where the fark does this "right to remain silent" bullshiat come from in the first place? I ain't finding it in the 5th Amendment or anywhere else in the Constitution.

You have the right to not offer information that may incriminate yourself.  If you have no law-talking guy present, you "plead the 5th" to keep from providing information that you are not required to provide.

Now, whether your rights can be violated without you having knowledge of your rights, and thus their violation, is the question.


Noam Chimpsky is a "birther". Concepts such as "rationality", "reason" and "honesty" are alien to him.
2013-04-19 11:46:03 PM
1 votes:
Just out of curiosity, when is the next Boston FARK party.
2013-04-19 11:45:58 PM
1 votes:

somedude210: If you're gonna call yourselves journalists and report the news as fact, then it should be made up of facts, not conjecture, not opinion.


I can't believe you'd cast this stone in the very same post were you posted some "Criminal Minds" fanfic about how The Hat Brothers ended up on the wrong side of the law because one guy didn't have any friends and the other guy idolized the first guy.
2013-04-19 11:42:30 PM
1 votes:
For the record, here are all of the thread badges used over the last 24 hours:

lh3.googleusercontent.com
lh6.googleusercontent.com
lh5.googleusercontent.com
 lh4.googleusercontent.com
lh5.googleusercontent.com
lh3.googleusercontent.com
2013-04-19 11:36:37 PM
1 votes:

LordOfThePings: Here's to no more noise and other disturbances.

[ec1.images-amazon.com image 500x499]


D'oh, that's after Josh left.
2013-04-19 11:34:38 PM
1 votes:
When's it safe to resume looking down our noses at Boston again? May?
2013-04-19 11:29:46 PM
1 votes:

John Paul Jones: Mark my words. This event is the end of CNN, and the end of Fark. There is nothing of use in either, any more.


4.bp.blogspot.com
2013-04-19 11:29:17 PM
1 votes:
I'm not happy. I'm blown away. I thought the terrorist was a right wing Christian white man from Texas.  I'm just a sorry ass mess with a bum electric leg. Time for another scotch and soda.

www.thehayride.com
2013-04-19 11:28:09 PM
1 votes:
In 9 months Boston is going to have a baby boom from all the people that stayed home from work today and got tired of the constant coverage of the bombers and decided to do something else for a while. And of course all of the after partying!
2013-04-19 11:28:02 PM
1 votes:

jonathan_L: I've been looking at Chinese papers all week via thepaperboy.com and I've seen zero photos of Lu Lingzi in them. The pages tend to be pretty text-heavy, and I don't read characters as well as I'd like, but you'd think that if the papers (and the government they're answerable to) actually did give two shiats about her, you'd see a photo or two.


Huaren.us, the big message board for Chinese in North America, is kind of torn on their theories.  Either she has a family member high enough up in the CCP to ensure the media leaves them alone or the CCP has decided nothing good can come of the story and ordered it handled in a non sensational fashion (and now that Sichuan just has an earthquake, they can totally drop it in favor of most glorious and heroic response to the earthquake).

Also lots of comments on how open and transparent the American government has been about this compared to how the Chinese government buries its disasters.  Could be the CCP thinks they'll just get burned if they make this a big story.  Plus compared to Chinese cops and how inefficient they normally are, Boston PD looks like freaking SOCOM.

/flying to Chengdu tomorrow for business
//well likely sitting at Shanghai Pudong tomorrow and reading the list of cancelled flights
/oh well, Nanjing Road in Shanghai is nice, I could go for some Shanghai Street food
2013-04-19 11:27:16 PM
1 votes:

GoldSpider: I think we'll all be a little disappointed if they police don't find an AR-15 among the suspects' possessions.


uh? an AK-15 or an AR-47 ? they're from the 'Russian assault rifle' crowd, bro.
2013-04-19 11:26:01 PM
1 votes:

Sgt Oddball: Hope we're done with this shiat for a while. Tired of people being hateful and ugly. Still can't take ponies, though. Good night to all. have a beer on me.


Fark is full of cop and government haters and people who complain if an official anything asks them to do something.

Have a great night, and come back tomorrow for more ponies.
2013-04-19 11:21:10 PM
1 votes:
Hope we're done with this shiat for a while. Tired of people being hateful and ugly. Still can't take ponies, though. Good night to all. have a beer on me.
2013-04-19 11:21:04 PM
1 votes:

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: ongbok: Can't wait for the movie.

Who'll play his prom date?


Kim Kardashian
2013-04-19 11:20:46 PM
1 votes:
for all the threadshiatting underwearonhead retarded dumbfark who clearly are planning on doing something illegal because they are crapping themselves over the Miranda Warning not being read but have no farking clue what they are talking about.......

i36.photobucket.com

Shouldn't even need to be read aymore
2013-04-19 11:19:56 PM
1 votes:

zabadu: A reporter on CNN keeps pronouncing ambulance as AM Boo Lance.


AMBER LAMPS!!!  Call tha AMBER LAMPS!!!
2013-04-19 11:15:55 PM
1 votes:

GAT_00: Gyrfalcon: Long answer: Yes, because Miranda is only to ADVISE you of your rights. Your rights are guaranteed in the constitution. The Miranda warning is only given because (based on the case) some people are unaware of their rights, or not aware they have them, or not given the option to exercise them--but you always have them, because the 5th and 6th Amendment are always in play. If this kid wakes up from surgery and they start talking to him and he says "STFU, go away, I want a lawyer," then even if they haven't read his rights, they have to STFU and go away. They don't get to say "Ha ha! You don't have any rights yet because we didn't read them to you!"

I like how you went to "you have rights, and Miranda is there to make sure you know them" to "that's why nobody has to tell you your rights with Miranda!"


Don't you have to go tell the Joint Chiefs of Staff how to run a war or something? Or direct cleanup operations in West, TX? We don't need you here.
2013-04-19 11:09:20 PM
1 votes:

Fair_Poopsmith: Hey- I'm a bit behind, Japan timezone here.  I fell asleep when they were dealing with the 60-70 yer old guy apparently holding a deadman switch.. Now I can't seem to find any follow-up on that.  Anyone know how that ended up playing out?


Essentially like this

Tony: Be careful with this guy. He was in the ministry of the interior. Killed 16 Chechnyans. (hangs up)

Christopher: What'd he say?

Paulie: Guy's a farkin' interior decorator. Killed 16 Czechoslovakians.

Christopher: Interior decorator? His apartment looked like shiat!
2013-04-19 11:07:49 PM
1 votes:

nobodyUwannaknow: Think smoking is bad? 

If Dave Henneberry had not been forced by his wife to smoke outside, Dzhokhar Tsarnaev would still be in the boat .
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/watertown-man-finds-bomber- ho led-boat-article-1.1322387 

/ still not enough to make me [re-]start smoking


He said his stepdad thought the person in his boat was still alive despite spotting blood pooling under the tarp.
Apparently shots were exchanged at some point when police moved in, Duffy said.
"I just heard they wound up shooting a couple of rounds through his boat," said Duffy. "He's not going to like that, he's real anal about it."

Now THAT's funny!
2013-04-19 11:03:23 PM
1 votes:

derpy: You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to have your face kicked in by me. You have the right to have your balls stomped on by him.


I waive my rights.
2013-04-19 11:03:20 PM
1 votes:
He has probably lost a lot of blood. They should consider surgically removing his arms & legs to save his life.
2013-04-19 11:02:36 PM
1 votes:

derpy: You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to have your face kicked in by me. You have the right to have your balls stomped on by him.


I'll waive my rights.

/Is that Tommy Lasorda?
2013-04-19 11:02:11 PM
1 votes:

Glenford: Revek: Crap they took him  alive.

I want this prick to live the rest of his life behind bars.


Living like Drew isn't *that* punishing. Unless you happen to be a liver.
2013-04-19 11:01:28 PM
1 votes:
TNT playing the Dark Knight. I'm sure somebody is gonna have a problem w/ that...
2013-04-19 11:00:57 PM
1 votes:

kayanlau: Who is this Miranda you guys are all talking about. Is she hot?


Yes, but she doesn't talk much.
2013-04-19 10:59:27 PM
1 votes:

Maximer: So... on an aside... My wife is Russian and she is royally pissed that the media is saying the Chechens are Russians. Whether you agree or not, the Russian people want nothing to do with these people (the bombers) or the Chechens in general.


If they want nothing to do with them, why do they keep around Chechnya as a territory instead of cutting them loose and fortifying the border? Like it or not, it's a part of Russia.
2013-04-19 10:58:42 PM
1 votes:
They got him alive after unloading all that lead. Either that kid is the luckiest kid in Boston or the Boston PD employs Imperial Stormtroopers.

Hope he's going to be okay. I want that kid to talk about everything he knows, if for nothing else than to keep my crazy relative with too many cats from sending me all those FWD: FWD: Fwd: RE: FWD: FWD: fwd ITS A CONSPIRACY e-mails.
2013-04-19 10:58:18 PM
1 votes:

dbirchall: A couple astrophysicist friends (one of them a long-time friend) who work at Hahvahd live in Watertown, within 2 miles of the boat.  They actually got back into town from a conference right around the time of the bombings, and geez are we all glad to see them safe at the end of this.

Stone Meadow said in the last thread, "This is the new face of radical Islam...pretend to be well-integrated citizens while you plot to blow up shiat."  I dunno about anyone else, but I thought plotting to blow up shiat was an ingrained part of American culture since time immemorial, so that alone would tend to demonstrate you've integrated well.  (tl;dr: are you a radical Islamist, a redneck, or a patriot? hard to tell)


They may have "integrated well"--but not too wisely. Usually it's better, if you're a radical extremist, to make people aware of your cause FIRST, and THEN blow something up. It's generally counterproductive to blow something up first and only then discover that nobody in your target area has the first clue about "Chechnya? Where the f*ck is Chechnya? Is that part of China?"
2013-04-19 10:58:11 PM
1 votes:
US. Taking your rights away one nut bag at a time.
2013-04-19 10:58:08 PM
1 votes:

Now That's What I Call a Taco!: These assholes were driving around throwing grenades and IEDs out the windows, wearing suicide vests, getting into shootouts with (and killing) cops, and many of you are pretending to think some major constitutional violation occurred today because the police said, "everybody should stay inside for 12 hours."  Amazing.

These chucklefarks ended up only killing four people, were identified within two or three days, and neutralized within four days, and yet many of you are pretending to think that any constitutional protections short of "killed on site" are just annoying red tape to be ignored.  Also amazing.


They suck.  Had the second been killed on site, I don't think anyone would have batted an eyelash.  However, the bottom line is that not one thing you mentioned is an exception to the constitutional rights we, as citizens, all enjoy.  If you don't how the United States Constitution is written, seek to have it amended or farking leave.
2013-04-19 10:57:44 PM
1 votes:
Charlie Savage  @charlie_savage
In statement, Lindsey Graham & John McCain call for suspect to be held as enemy combatant w/out Miranda warnings or appointment of counsel.

Last I checked, Dubya wasn't in charge anymore.
2013-04-19 10:52:12 PM
1 votes:

Bonanza Jellybean: totes adorbs


Never say that ever again.
2013-04-19 10:51:47 PM
1 votes:

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Boston: the city of resilience, the city of champions.


The city of frightened, timid disarmed weenies, peering from the illusory "safety" of their windows as Big Brother's army of minions takes all day to subdue a wounded suspect, fondle their assault weapons, and force an innocent bystander to strip completely naked, face-down in the middle of the street.

> - The Boston Globe
2013-04-19 10:50:11 PM
1 votes:

BullBearMS: that bosnian sniper: DamnYankees: To repeat...

...as I was just mentioning when the last thread got kiboshed, considering the media's batting average this week I'm hardly surprised they'd cite it as they did. And, if it's the AG's spouting that crap, I'm genuinely disappointed -- but hardly surprised -- in them they'd continue this Bush-era bullshiat.

The kid is a naturalized citizen. He has rights, deserves his day in court and so does Boston and the rest of the country. We're not frickin' Syria.

After the Madrid bombings in Spain, they caught the criminals gave them an open trial in a real court of law and found them guilty.

After the London bombings, they caught the criminals, gave them a public trial in a real court of law and found them guilty.

After the Mumbai bombings in India, they caught the criminals, gave them a public trial in a real court of law and found them guilty.

How about we not be a bunch of pussies this time, America?


there's no indication we won't.

McVeigh - real court of law trial
Beltway sniper - real court of law trial
Underwear bomber - real court of law trial
Richard Reid - real court of law trial
This farkhead - HOLY CRAP IT'S GONNA BE DIFF... nah, it'll be a real court of law trial
2013-04-19 10:49:59 PM
1 votes:

chuggernaught: Revek: Crap they took him  alive.

Dead men tell no tales.  Need this one to talk.


Headphones, duct tape, and a Yoko One CD.  He'll talk until you run out of recording media.
2013-04-19 10:49:56 PM
1 votes:

CygnusDarius: Everything else is furious masturbation.


You say that like it's a bad thing.
2013-04-19 10:49:38 PM
1 votes:
c.o0bg.com
I blame the hipsters.
2013-04-19 10:49:17 PM
1 votes:

Russ1642: Parthenogenetic: Russ1642: DamnYankees: To repeat,  Obama saying terrorists failed because Boston refused to be intimidated and we refused to be terrorized.

Give me a farking break. We cowered, just like we do at the mere thought of all terrorism. 2 kids set of a couple bombs and we competely shut down a major city, divert the national attention, deploy insane amounts of resources and top it all off by not Mirandizing the guy.

I'm honestly sickened right now and the 'celebrating' all this crap.

I wish I had more confidence, but we're knowingly letting innocent people starve to death in Gitmo and we not only don't help them, but a majority of AMericans probably are happy to see them die even though the US government has officially proclaimed them innocent.

Label someone a terrorist in this country and I have zero confidence in our rule of law.

So you're saying they caught the wrong guy? What is your point?

I think he's bemoaning the fact that playing the "terrorism" card trumps due process and justice.

THEY DON'T DESERVE CIVIL RIGHTS, THEY'RE TERRORISTS!!! *shiats pants*

It would be braver to continue to uphold the freedoms that we enjoy as Americans, while acknowledging and willingly incurring the risks that those freedoms pose.  And here is where I mangle a quote about giving up freedom for security, and getting neither.

Untangle your panties. He'll get a trial, and a defense lawyer. And an appeal.


I still say we should extradite him to China and let them try him for killing a Chinese national (and he can serve out his sentence) before coming back here to be tried for his crimes against US citizens. It'd be a show of good will on our part, and a demonstration by China that wherever their citizens are, the Chinese government will protect them as much as possible under the law.
2013-04-19 10:48:46 PM
1 votes:
static01.mediaite.com

Gotcha, ya bastards!!
2013-04-19 10:48:28 PM
1 votes:

irishman4: libranoelrose: irishman4: liberals piss me off.

You poor thing, would you like me to buy you a beer?

no you should save your money for your self


I'm saving myself for Jesus.
2013-04-19 10:48:19 PM
1 votes:

Novart: "Tamerlan Tsarnaev, the 26-year-old killed in a wild shootout with police, was a legal U.S. resident who nevertheless could have been removed from the country after a 2009 domestic violence arrest and conviction, according to a Judicial Watch source."


Let me know when you find that "Judicial Watch source", okay?

media.salon.com
(it's probably this asshole)
2013-04-19 10:48:02 PM
1 votes:

derpy: Novart: Therion: Here's this hour's freeper poutrage:

Obama Refused to deport Muslim Boston Bomber after 2009 criminal conviction violated immigration rules

"Tamerlan Tsarnaev, the 26-year-old killed in a wild shootout with police, was a legal U.S. resident who nevertheless could have been removed from the country after a 2009 domestic violence arrest and conviction, according to a Judicial Watch source."

[www.majhost.com image 600x368]

[i3.kym-cdn.com image 165x115]

If true, is that not outrageous?

It's outrageous that Judicial Watch is still around, with out Bill Clinton to harass.


Truly? Truly outrageous?
upload.wikimedia.org
2013-04-19 10:47:04 PM
1 votes:

irishman4: liberals piss me off.


img.photobucket.com
2013-04-19 10:46:39 PM
1 votes:

Novart: Therion: Here's this hour's freeper poutrage:

Obama Refused to deport Muslim Boston Bomber after 2009 criminal conviction violated immigration rules

"Tamerlan Tsarnaev, the 26-year-old killed in a wild shootout with police, was a legal U.S. resident who nevertheless could have been removed from the country after a 2009 domestic violence arrest and conviction, according to a Judicial Watch source."

[www.majhost.com image 600x368]

[i3.kym-cdn.com image 165x115]

If true, is that not outrageous?


It's outrageous that Judicial Watch is still around, with out Bill Clinton to harass.
2013-04-19 10:46:02 PM
1 votes:
Think smoking is bad? 

If Dave Henneberry had not been forced by his wife to smoke outside, Dzhokhar Tsarnaev would still be in the boat .
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/watertown-man-finds-bomber- ho led-boat-article-1.1322387 

/ still not enough to make me [re-]start smoking
2013-04-19 10:44:29 PM
1 votes:
This entire country and thread needs some pony and brony celebration!

twilight.ponychan.net
2013-04-19 10:41:52 PM
1 votes:

WhoopAssWayne: Last time we had a major media crisis, Obama exploited dead first graders to try and strip away centuries old rights, just like Bush before him. There's no way he's letting low-hanging fruit like this go by. What can we expect to lose this time?


Obamaphones?

/Got nothing to feed the troll
2013-04-19 10:41:47 PM
1 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2013-04-19 10:41:10 PM
1 votes:
According to the NY Daily News, bombing suspect Dzhokhar Tsarnaev was in a boatload of trouble. What kind of trouble would have he been in if he had hid out in a port-a-potty?
2013-04-19 10:40:44 PM
1 votes:

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: They tried to make us pay their taxes...

[revolutionbuddies.weebly.com image 378x236]

...And they failed.

They tried to beat us at a sport they were dominant at & keep our losing streak going...

[cdn-2-service.phanfare.com image 575x431]

...And they failed...

They tried to kill our spirit, and to make us afraid to live our lives...

[media.komonews.com image 660x471]

...And they failed.

Boston: the city of resilience, the city of champions.


is this satire?
2013-04-19 10:39:27 PM
1 votes:

DamnYankees: Via Infinito: Do you really not get the difference? People in Texas don't need to do a city-wide manhunt to stop marauding fertilizer plants from exploding.

No, there's no manhunt - but how about inspecting other plants to make sure they don't blow? Would that not be extremely effective at stopping people from actually dying?


Great. More job-killing regulation. Obviously West was an Obama false-flag operation.
2013-04-19 10:38:50 PM
1 votes:

Gyrfalcon: So what would have been your preferred scenario? To have ignored what happened last night, let him flee


Yeah, that's what I believe. You nailed it. Great job.
2013-04-19 10:37:31 PM
1 votes:

Parthenogenetic: Russ1642: DamnYankees: To repeat,  Obama saying terrorists failed because Boston refused to be intimidated and we refused to be terrorized.

Give me a farking break. We cowered, just like we do at the mere thought of all terrorism. 2 kids set of a couple bombs and we competely shut down a major city, divert the national attention, deploy insane amounts of resources and top it all off by not Mirandizing the guy.

I'm honestly sickened right now and the 'celebrating' all this crap.

I wish I had more confidence, but we're knowingly letting innocent people starve to death in Gitmo and we not only don't help them, but a majority of AMericans probably are happy to see them die even though the US government has officially proclaimed them innocent.

Label someone a terrorist in this country and I have zero confidence in our rule of law.

So you're saying they caught the wrong guy? What is your point?

I think he's bemoaning the fact that playing the "terrorism" card trumps due process and justice.

THEY DON'T DESERVE CIVIL RIGHTS, THEY'RE TERRORISTS!!! *shiats pants*

It would be braver to continue to uphold the freedoms that we enjoy as Americans, while acknowledging and willingly incurring the risks that those freedoms pose.  And here is where I mangle a quote about giving up freedom for security, and getting neither.


Untangle your panties. He'll get a trial, and a defense lawyer. And an appeal.
2013-04-19 10:35:51 PM
1 votes:

YodaBlues: Believe that's what happened. Commissioner or the Chief said at the press conference HRT attempted to negotiate, but suspect was unresponsive.


Negotiate?  Mind if I take it from here?

www.virginmedia.com
2013-04-19 10:34:42 PM
1 votes:
I have a complaint about the media. Is this a good place?
2013-04-19 10:34:29 PM
1 votes:

roflmaonow: Are there any pics of the guy? Is he really critical? That would suck.


Critical? You bet he is!
"This holding cell is cold! I wanted HOT tea! You call this hot? I STILL haven't gotten any clean clothes! And the booking sergeant was so rude!"
2013-04-19 10:34:07 PM
1 votes:

Frantic Freddie: They'll take very good care of him now & make sure he gets the best medical treatment they can give him,they want him alive & in good shape so he can be interrogated.

Hopefully over a bed of glowing coals.


Are you wanting to torture someone or cook them?
2013-04-19 10:33:43 PM
1 votes:
Boston is cheering the capture of him? Could this mean progress? I remember post 9/11 and how everyone was afraid to do anything anywhere at anytime. Cheers, Boston.
2013-04-19 10:33:19 PM
1 votes:

roflmaonow: Are there any pics of the guy? Is he really critical? That would suck.


I saw on Boston news. He didn't look too good.

He'll look worse after Bat Day at Fenway in his honor.
2013-04-19 10:29:20 PM
1 votes:

DamnYankees: taxachucetts: Like I've said in other threads.. its more about a consensus of lets get these MotherFarkers... no cowering involved, but people recognizing that catching these guys are more important than making a meeting in the financial district, or going to a Sox game.

Dozens of people die every day from many horrible things, and threats will always exist. But in this country, we only give a shiat about it if we can label is "terrorism", and when we do, we lose our collective shiat.


Didn't something happen in Texas recently, a guy lost his fertilizer or something?
2013-04-19 10:28:07 PM
1 votes:
i500.listal.com

BOATS AND HOLES
2013-04-19 10:26:33 PM
1 votes:

roflmaonow: Are there any pics of the guy? Is he really critical? That would suck.


He's hot as fark. super tight bod
2013-04-19 10:25:53 PM
1 votes:

worlddan: High Fives for what? Near as I can tell it was a lot of wasted tax dollars. The police didn't even find him, some guy checking his yard did. Just think, if the police hadn't scared the hell out of everyone and so they stayed inside he would have been found hours ago. Well, more overtime for all the police; I can't wait to see the bill on that. I bet the police union will want a new contract now. For nothing. If these dimwits bombers had even half a brain they never would have been caught be these stooges.

EMBARRASSING


yeah, yeah you are.
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-04-19 10:25:29 PM
1 votes:
Traffic was pretty light today, especially coming home at 5 PM on a Friday. Can we do this more often?
2013-04-19 10:25:28 PM
1 votes:
2013-04-19 10:25:21 PM
1 votes:
2013-04-19 10:24:49 PM
1 votes:

Revek: Crap they took him  alive.


yep, that'll certainly screw with the conspiracy theories that were brewing all day.
2013-04-19 10:23:25 PM
1 votes:

Revek: Crap they took him  alive.


I want this prick to live the rest of his life behind bars. Death is the easy way out.
2013-04-19 10:22:56 PM
1 votes:
To repeat,  Obama saying terrorists failed because Boston refused to be intimidated and we refused to be terrorized.

Give me a farking break. We cowered, just like we do at the mere thought of all terrorism. 2 kids set of a couple bombs and we competely shut down a major city, divert the national attention, deploy insane amounts of resources and top it all off by not Mirandizing the guy.

I'm honestly sickened right now and the 'celebrating' all this crap.

I wish I had more confidence, but we're knowingly letting innocent people starve to death in Gitmo and we not only don't help them, but a majority of AMericans probably are happy to see them die even though the US government has officially proclaimed them innocent.

Label someone a terrorist in this country and I have zero confidence in our rule of law.
2013-04-19 10:20:48 PM
1 votes:
*heah
 
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