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2013-04-20 12:53:25 AM  
Tommy Moo:
There is a pervasive piece of wishful thinking circulating among religious moderates, and it could get a lot of us killed. The idea is that all religions, at their core, teach the same thing. This is myth. The principal tenet of Jainism is non-harming. Observant Jains will literally not harm a fly. Fundamentalist Jainism and fundamentalist Islam do not have the same consequences, neither logically nor behaviorally.

Jain says she's done with Sergio. He treats her like a ragdoll.
 
2013-04-20 12:53:37 AM  

ongbok: saturn badger: machoprogrammer: And the funny part is all the feds and police wouldn't have caught them if they hadn't been stupid and hightailed it the fark out of there before anyone knew who they were.

The guy in the hospital fingered them first and then someone who knew who #2 was called the FBI. They may have gotten out but they were doomed from the minute that pic was published. There was no escaping this one.

They seemed to think that they were too slick and would get away with it. It was reported that after the bombings they went on with their everyday lives. Black hat went back home, and white hat went back to campus and was there as late as Wednesday. When their pictures were released is when they met back up and tried to run, and that is when all of this madness started.


Given the quality of the released images, they may have escaped justice had they destroyed the clothing worn on the day of the bombing and avoided contact with one another.

/Leaving the city would have been a better option, however.
 
2013-04-20 12:54:32 AM  

vabeard: Obsessed


[inigomontoya.jpg]
 
2013-04-20 12:54:36 AM  

The Southern Dandy: s2s2s2: Mrtraveler01: Well they are white...

Yeah, yeah. Totally.
My first thought when I look at these guys is, "Anglo(what everyone predicting 'white guys' actually meant)".

[images.bwbx.io image 630x420]
But technically, white.

They're not Anglo, they're Caucasian. There's a difference.


Not to a Mexican. :D
 
2013-04-20 12:54:55 AM  

Robert1966: Don't read any of the previous threads, morons. Your eleventh-hour first impressions are so...very...valuable. Keep jacking off to your own sexually devastating trolliness.


Merry Christmas to you too.
 
2013-04-20 12:55:05 AM  

thisiszombocom: they were walking around in a crowded public space, dropped a couple bags and fled. its not just marathons, it could happen at a parade, park, etc. at least theres some security when entering a stadium. heaven forbid they were suicide bombers, and secured themselves in a crowd for maximum damage.


The interesting part to me is the guy in the hospital looked at him, dude dropped a back pack and walked away. I can see getting caught up in the heat of the moment of the race but looking someone in the eyes is a pretty deep connection. A lot can be read there. Why didn't he wonder why the guy dropped the pack and walked away? Another point of view I would like to hear.
 
2013-04-20 12:55:29 AM  

girlygirlmpls: " The 19-year-old Massachusetts college student suspected in the Boston Marathon bombings is hospitalized at Beth Israel Deaconess Medical Center. "

From Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle:
Harold: "I'm very woozy. I think I have to go to the hospital."
Manny: "You should go to Beth Israel."


I'm going to the White Castle in Columbia Heights.  The one on Central and East Hennepin is run by rude idiots.
 
2013-04-20 12:55:45 AM  

Robert1966: Keep jacking off


Say "Please"!

/mmmmph
 
2013-04-20 12:55:55 AM  
Can someone explain how this "public safety" exception to Miranda works? I'm fairly certain that not reading you your rights doesn't negate your innate rights in other situations. You can still ask for a lawyer. You can still refuse to answer incriminating questions, etc. Does this kid have any rights during these next 48 hours or he is just not to be informed of his rights during the next 48 hours?

Basically are the feds going to torture this kid for two days without any legal recourse whatsoever?
 
2013-04-20 12:55:56 AM  

ongbok: No it isn't because Chechnya isn't considered occupied land by Russians. The Russian government considers Chechnya within the ancestral borders of Russia. That is one of the reasons why they refuse to grant them independence.

Spend a little time researching things before you go and spout off bullshiat and people may think a little better of you.


The Chechens consider themselves an occupied land. You think Chechen Muslims consider themselves Russian???

You think people living in Northern Ireland consider themselves English too, don't you.
 
2013-04-20 12:56:30 AM  

jso2897: The Southern Dandy: s2s2s2: Mrtraveler01: Well they are white...

Yeah, yeah. Totally.
My first thought when I look at these guys is, "Anglo(what everyone predicting 'white guys' actually meant)".

[images.bwbx.io image 630x420]
But technically, white.

They're not Anglo, they're Caucasian. There's a difference.

Not to a Mexican. :D


This is true.

/Mexican
 
2013-04-20 12:56:50 AM  

DamnYankees: bobbette: Shutting down the city was  smart.  It kept people out of harm's way and out of the way of the cops trying to do their jobs.  It also eliminated the possibility of people trying to take out "terrorists" themselves.  "Stay the fark home, Boston" was a good call.

And this is different from any other dangerous criminal how? Should we shut cities down whenever there's someone armed and dangerous being looked for? Because that's like 90% of the time in some major city in this country.


Do these other people use bombs?
 
2013-04-20 12:57:02 AM  

Robert1966: humpa humpa humpa.


Hey, I just stepped in a puddle of spooge.

Knock that public indecent exposure off and put that thing away before you lose it, man.
 
2013-04-20 12:57:28 AM  

vabeard: Mrtraveler01: s2s2s2: But technically, white.

The best kind of white.

Obsessed with race and ethnicity much?


A blatant Futurama reference. Not obsessed with anything other than being an uber-geek.

A little less time on fark, a little more time on adult swim, please.
 
2013-04-20 12:57:41 AM  
I think in the midst of all of this, and the fertilizer plant explosion in Texas, nobody has asked if Omarion is OK or if we need to pray for him.
 
2013-04-20 12:58:41 AM  
Bring it back.
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-20 12:58:46 AM  

Epiphany: ongbok: No it isn't because Chechnya isn't considered occupied land by Russians. The Russian government considers Chechnya within the ancestral borders of Russia. That is one of the reasons why they refuse to grant them independence.

Spend a little time researching things before you go and spout off bullshiat and people may think a little better of you.

The Chechens consider themselves an occupied land. You think Chechen Muslims consider themselves Russian???

You think people living in Northern Ireland consider themselves English too, don't you.


Like I said before, I know where you are coming from, but you are technically wrong. This is like saying the Hopi and Navajo aren't Americans.
 
2013-04-20 01:00:07 AM  

saturn badger: thisiszombocom: they were walking around in a crowded public space, dropped a couple bags and fled. its not just marathons, it could happen at a parade, park, etc. at least theres some security when entering a stadium. heaven forbid they were suicide bombers, and secured themselves in a crowd for maximum damage.

The interesting part to me is the guy in the hospital looked at him, dude dropped a back pack and walked away. I can see getting caught up in the heat of the moment of the race but looking someone in the eyes is a pretty deep connection. A lot can be read there. Why didn't he wonder why the guy dropped the pack and walked away? Another point of view I would like to hear.


Because there was literally no time to react.  They have that photo where the smoke is still rising and white hat is rounding the corner.

I was surprised too, but apparently these guys set these things for under 10-20 seconds.  Even with people thinking see something say something, they don't expect someone that placed a game down to blow up when he's only a few feet away, if they noticed at all in that timespan.
 
2013-04-20 01:00:17 AM  

Xioxia: While I would have liked to have quoted something meaningful (I had Spoon River Anthology in mind), I remind myself that this all stemmed from an unimaginable, brutal hatred towards your fellow man, and it is a thing to be wept about and mourned, rather than celebrated. He was caught, thankfully. But he was one of two monsters willing to kill anyone that got in the way of their plans. And we had to resort to such means in order to stop them. That being said, I hope he lives. I hope he lives and truly pays for the utmost penalty for his actions in this world. And if there is indeed an afterlife, I hope he suffers for eternity.

I can only hope.

/Slightly drunk


It'll come out that he was brainwashed by his brother -- a boxing coach said the younger followed the older like a "little puppy" -- and he was only 19. Not excusing the inexcusable, but those'll be the reasons.
 
2013-04-20 01:00:33 AM  

Mrtraveler01: s2s2s2: But technically, white.

The best kind of white.


Oh, nicely done both of you!
 
2013-04-20 01:00:47 AM  

tenpoundsofcheese: The guys at Nuremberg tried that defense too.

Good point

tenpoundsofcheese:It is sick that people buy it and are terrorist apologists.

WTF? Why ruin a perfectly good comment with crap? Do you shiat all over yourself too?

Where is anyone defending terrorism? Or are you the kind of person that can't empathize with people you don't agree with? Are you so emotionally stunted that everything in your entire world is only ever wholly good or wholly evil?

Look at some of the photos of this guy. Prom dates. College student stuff. Run of the mill Facebook and Twitter accounts. Do you really think that this guy is wholly evil? Do you think that every time he tweeted or posted a status update he immediately followed it with thoughts of bloody carnage? When he drove his prom date home, do you think he was contemplating how to bomb innocent kids?

I don't believe that this guy was born with a black heart. Something about the world warped him. It doesn't excuse him of his crimes, just like it didn't excuse the Nazis at Nuremberg. Take a step back and see this guy for who he is: a person, who for most of his life was a normal person just like you and me. Just because I recognize these things doesn't mean I'm condoning his actions.
 
2013-04-20 01:00:48 AM  

muck4doo: This is true.

/Mexican


I've known whiter looking(than the Boston Caucs) Mexicans, too. They would agree. One's name was even "Blanca" because she was so pale from birth. She was teased a lot back home.
 
2013-04-20 01:01:03 AM  
Did that old prom pic get blurred on purpose?  Media was reporting it unaltered earlier.  I suppose to protect ID of the other people shown?
 
2013-04-20 01:01:42 AM  
OH MY GOSH! LOOK AT THIS DARKIE!

i.imgur.com

JEEZUM CROW, PEOPLE! IF HE WERE ANY DARKER, HE'D BE A GINGER!

Those darn ghostly-pale non-white people! I guess this will teach them to keep their white-skinned darkness out of our similarly-white-but-totally-not-the-same country! HURRRRRRR!
 
2013-04-20 01:01:43 AM  
s23.postimg.org
 
2013-04-20 01:02:13 AM  

Epiphany: ongbok: No it isn't because Chechnya isn't considered occupied land by Russians. The Russian government considers Chechnya within the ancestral borders of Russia. That is one of the reasons why they refuse to grant them independence.

Spend a little time researching things before you go and spout off bullshiat and people may think a little better of you.

The Chechens consider themselves an occupied land. You think Chechen Muslims consider themselves Russian???

You think people living in Northern Ireland consider themselves English too, don't you.


So then you don't consider people with confederate flags on their pickups Americans, right?  Surely you're going to be petitioning the UN to recognize the confederate states as occupied land any day now.
 
2013-04-20 01:02:20 AM  
Russia, the United States, sports clothing, Drake set South and his family a puppy, who is trying to get more than 10 years in the United States. Students, teachers, and neighbors. True!
 
2013-04-20 01:02:29 AM  
He is an American citizen. He is accused of a heinous act. If he did it, and the government can prove it, execute him. I don't really give a flying fark why he did it. But I am glad he was taken alive so we can find out who else needs to be arrested, tried, and executed for their part in this stupid crime.  And I am wicked proud of the videos showing regular people running toward the blast to help each other.  That is the really important part, IMHO.  The deviant brothers were just a bump in the road. All of the rest of the noise is just America trying to get back on track in the modern world.  Hopefully it will work. We've done it before. From my view in New England, these nutjobs are just modern day molasses.
 
2013-04-20 01:02:30 AM  

Tommy Moo: You are incredibly naive. And anyway, it's religious zeal, not politics. Muslim terrorists could care less which party is in power. They only want to help point us to the glory of Islam with their merciful violence, so that our souls may escape damnation.


And who said the did it for Muslim reasons? Well, besides fox and cnn and all the news pundits who know because they spoke with the kid.

Has any one of the news services claimed the interview with the kid yet? Betting cnn does before the sun rises.
 
2013-04-20 01:02:35 AM  
s16.postimg.org
 
2013-04-20 01:02:41 AM  

FizixJunkee: bostonowns: i hope they cut his legs off so he can see how it feels to live without legs the rest of his long long life.

And I hope Jeff Bauman, the guy who lost both his legs in the bombing, gets some really cool prosthetic legs that allow him to run faster than he ever could before.


I'd donate to that.
 
2013-04-20 01:03:12 AM  

ZeroCorpse: OH MY GOSH! LOOK AT THIS DARKIE!

[i.imgur.com image 576x768]

JEEZUM CROW, PEOPLE! IF HE WERE ANY DARKER, HE'D BE A GINGER!

Those darn ghostly-pale non-white people! I guess this will teach them to keep their white-skinned darkness out of our similarly-white-but-totally-not-the-same country! HURRRRRRR!


The hand of the FBI guy is a lot whiter, except where it's redder!
 
2013-04-20 01:03:37 AM  

Nem Wan: These guys were around 15 and 8 when they came to the U.S. I see no more reason to care about their nationality, religion, or politics than if we were talking about another pathetic duo, Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold. Young psychos full of their own bullshiat.


That's a very valid point and the reason why it was so important to be able to ask them.
 
2013-04-20 01:04:14 AM  

ZeroCorpse: OH MY GOSH! LOOK AT THIS DARKIE!

[i.imgur.com image 576x768]

JEEZUM CROW, PEOPLE! IF HE WERE ANY DARKER, HE'D BE A GINGER!

Those darn ghostly-pale non-white people! I guess this will teach them to keep their white-skinned darkness out of our similarly-white-but-totally-not-the-same country! HURRRRRRR!


Oh good lord, what are you on about now?
 
2013-04-20 01:04:20 AM  
Wow on the late post count

/botch
 
2013-04-20 01:04:37 AM  
How drunk is Boston right now?
At this very moment, there is probably a businessman pointing his tie at a urinal while he pees his pants.
 
2013-04-20 01:05:06 AM  

BullBearMS: andychrist420: BullBearMS: a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7708885/83735826#c83735826" target="_blank">andychrist420: BullBearMS: skullkrusher: his farkhead - HOLY CRAP IT'S GONNA BE DIFF... nah, it'll be a real court of law trial

Just like all those people in Gitmo and our much larger political prison in Afghanistan got?

Who are all these American citizens who committed crimes on American soil that in in Gitmo and Afghanistan?  Go away troll.

Lawyers for the Obama administration are arguing that the United States will be irreparably harmed if it has to abide by a judge's ruling that it can no longer hold terrorism suspects indefinitely without trial in military custody.

He's not in military custody.  He's in the custody of probably the FBI, because he's an American citizen who committed a crime on American soil.  It doesn't matter if it's classified as a terrorist attack, it's a domestic crime.  Your argument is invalid.

My argument is that once the US government starts claiming someone is a terrorist, the law typically goes out the window, as Obama fighting for the right to toss anyone he claims is a terrorist into military prisons, forever, without a trial pretty much proves.

Other democracies manage to capture, try, and convict terrorists as criminals without all this extralegal bullshiat. Yet here we are in a thread with multiple people acting like reading this guy his rights is somehow a bad thing.


I see your point, but you're wrong.  It's a constitutional issue, he's not an enemy combatant.  No one is arguing against Mirandizing this guy, just that it can be delayed in certain circumstances.  Miranda rights only apply to admissible evidence in court.  You are intentionally making the false comparison of foreign enemy combatants captured in battle, and domestic terrorism suspects committing crimes on American soil.  It can't be any clearer.

/back under the bridge troll
//don your tin foil and keep hating America
 
2013-04-20 01:05:48 AM  

d3sertion: So then you don't consider people with confederate flags on their pickups Americans, right? Surely you're going to be petitioning the UN to recognize the confederate states as occupied land any day now.


I'm not even going to begin to list all the things wrong with this stupid farking comparison.
 
2013-04-20 01:06:34 AM  

paulseta: Drake set South and his family a puppy


OK, I need to ask.

What are you smoking?

If not smoking, them what are you shooting up?

You better not be a frakkin' toaster.
 
2013-04-20 01:06:36 AM  

Kittypie070: Nope, dude's got an ultra low Fark number. Ain't meow.


It's a False Flag.  Meow got a very low number way long time ago, then posted as Meow with a medium old number... just so he could fall back on some kind of legitimacy with his low number later.  Dogs who meow are that kind of crafty.
 
2013-04-20 01:07:08 AM  

Lee Jackson Beauregard: Glenford: Revek: Crap they took him  alive.

I want this prick to live the rest of his life behind bars. Death is the easy way out.

That, and there's the "72 virgins" factor.  Of course the ones that died are going to find that "paradise" has a much hotter climate than they bargained for, but the idea of martyrdom will still motivate the next idiot who wants to kill some infidels.


Actually there is good evidence that the original words said grapes and somehow it got mistranslated to 72 virgins.
 
2013-04-20 01:07:39 AM  

s2s2s2: muck4doo: This is true.

/Mexican

I've known whiter looking(than the Boston Caucs) Mexicans, too. They would agree. One's name was even "Blanca" because she was so pale from birth. She was teased a lot back home.


"Guera" is most likely what most called her.
 
2013-04-20 01:08:22 AM  
Moss-covered three-handled prison shank gredunza.
 
2013-04-20 01:08:24 AM  

TommyymmoT: How drunk is Boston right now?
At this very moment, there is probably a businessman pointing his tie at a urinal while he pees his pants.


I predict that five will die and seventy five be injured driving home tonight.
 
2013-04-20 01:08:42 AM  
flag covered we got the bastahd Boston gredunza
 
2013-04-20 01:08:48 AM  

bob_ross: [s16.postimg.org image 625x645]


biatch stole my escape plan.

/dot jpg
 
2013-04-20 01:08:52 AM  
Monday was the bombing
Creation of fear, but lots of citizens helping others
Tuesday was Waco
Hellish fireball, but people trying to help again
Friday was the capture
Great way to end the week
 
2013-04-20 01:09:08 AM  

Fubini: tenpoundsofcheese: The guys at Nuremberg tried that defense too.

Good point


That would be his first.

tenpoundsofcheese:It is sick that people buy it and are terrorist apologists.

WTF? Why ruin a perfectly good comment with crap? Do you shiat all over yourself too?

Where is anyone defending terrorism? Or are you the kind of person that can't empathize with people you don't agree with? Are you so emotionally stunted that everything in your entire world is only ever wholly good or wholly evil?

Look at some of the photos of this guy. Prom dates. College student stuff. Run of the mill Facebook and Twitter accounts. Do you really think that this guy is wholly evil? Do you think that every time he tweeted or posted a status update he immediately followed it with thoughts of bloody carnage? When he drove his prom date home, do you think he was contemplating how to bomb innocent kids?

I don't believe that this guy was born with a black heart. Something about the world warped him. It doesn't excuse him of his crimes, just like it didn't excuse the Nazis at Nuremberg. Take a step back and see this guy for who he is: a person, who for most of his life was a normal person just like you and me. Just because I recognize these things doesn't mean I'm condoning his actions.


Well said. But it's wasted on tenpoundsofderp.
 
2013-04-20 01:09:18 AM  
CNN now reporting that the same people who tried to save white hats brothers life are the ones working on him now.

So he probably is already dead.
 
2013-04-20 01:09:29 AM  
Illiterate dumbshiats use "whatnot" in their daily speech.
 
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