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2013-04-20 01:48:36 AM
7 votes:

Nem Wan: [images.wikia.com image 300x225]


Are you kidding me? There is only one cultural reference for this thread.


i3.ytimg.com
2013-04-20 01:44:03 AM
6 votes:
images.wikia.com
2013-04-20 02:28:05 AM
4 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: MaudlinMutantMollusk: UsikFark: Harry_Seldon: I always knew there was something weird about her.

[s3.amazonaws.com image 652x962]

I kinda want to stroke her Mitt.

I was just thinking I'd like to visit Massachusetts

I was contemplating filling in her empty box.


I want to fark her.
2013-04-20 12:12:04 AM
4 votes:
Now we know why the second suspect was acting pointlessly quirky and faux geeky.
2013-04-20 03:35:17 AM
3 votes:
www.thedistractionnetwork.com
2013-04-20 02:30:25 AM
2 votes:

you are a puppet: FirstNationalBastard: MaudlinMutantMollusk: UsikFark: Harry_Seldon: I always knew there was something weird about her.

[s3.amazonaws.com image 652x962]

I kinda want to stroke her Mitt.

I was just thinking I'd like to visit Massachusetts

I was contemplating filling in her empty box.

I want to fark her.


And we're done here

/anyone got a cigarette?
2013-04-20 01:55:20 AM
2 votes:

Barfmaker: Lolz. How would somebody "realize" such a thing without being told directly? And wtf is an IPA standard character? And translated into English from what language?


IPA = India Pale Ale.  It means you have to be drunk on them to make sense of the translation.
2013-04-20 01:50:24 AM
2 votes:

Rufus Lee King: You FARK types need to stop this sort of thing.

None of you are better than anyone else.

If anything, the opposite is true.


But all of us, are better than  you.
2013-04-20 12:29:20 PM
1 votes:

Boxcutta: Siri, is there a SWAT team outside my boat?


Ok, that got a sincere snerk out of me, you got a 'Funny' button click
2013-04-20 09:14:07 AM
1 votes:
Siri, is there a SWAT team outside my boat?
2013-04-20 02:52:07 AM
1 votes:
You had ONE job ...
2013-04-20 02:30:52 AM
1 votes:

you are a puppet: FirstNationalBastard: MaudlinMutantMollusk: UsikFark: Harry_Seldon: I always knew there was something weird about her.

[s3.amazonaws.com image 652x962]

I kinda want to stroke her Mitt.

I was just thinking I'd like to visit Massachusetts

I was contemplating filling in her empty box.

I want to fark her.


media.tumblr.com
2013-04-20 02:26:43 AM
1 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: UsikFark: Harry_Seldon: I always knew there was something weird about her.

[s3.amazonaws.com image 652x962]

I kinda want to stroke her Mitt.

I was just thinking I'd like to visit Massachusetts


I was contemplating filling in her empty box.
2013-04-20 02:20:37 AM
1 votes:

Harry_Seldon: I always knew there was something weird about her.

[s3.amazonaws.com image 652x962]


I kinda want to stroke her Mitt.
2013-04-20 02:06:27 AM
1 votes:

Leashlaw: My brother is hearing impaired and uses CC when we watch TV.  It drives me crazy because half the time the CC reads like a 2nd Grader high on Robotussin is just typing random words in and I can't concentrate on the movie.


I'm always going to think back to middle school when I watched music videos with CC on. They barely tried with rap. The lyrics to Warren G Regulate became

I'm gettin jacked
I'm breakin myself
I can't believe
theyre taking Lawrence Welk
2013-04-20 02:01:50 AM
1 votes:
A møøse once bit my sister.
2013-04-20 01:58:27 AM
1 votes:
My brother is hearing impaired and uses CC when we watch TV.  It drives me crazy because half the time the CC reads like a 2nd Grader high on Robotussin is just typing random words in and I can't concentrate on the movie.
2013-04-20 01:56:19 AM
1 votes:
Too bad it wasn't the teleprompter guy.

Go Fark yourself San Diego.
2013-04-20 01:54:53 AM
1 votes:

Rufus Lee King: You FARK types need to stop this sort of thing.

None of you are better than anyone else.

If anything, the opposite is true.


Doesn't that mean you are no better than us, my fellow Farker? Did you not realize this? By claiming those words of wisdom, when "the opposite is true," you have exposed yourself as the worst person ever.
2013-04-20 01:39:32 AM
1 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: Now we know why the second suspect was acting pointlessly quirky and faux geeky.


Apparently last seen Tuesday night on FOX at 9/8 central.
2013-04-20 01:05:12 AM
1 votes:
Meh. Back in the late 90s I saw a CC refer to "First Lady Tommy Hilfiger".
2013-04-20 12:56:02 AM
1 votes:

scottydoesntknow: /Kidding, I actually learned something
//Don't know if I would want to do that


It's ok, drink enough beer and the new knowledge will be forgotten.
2013-04-19 11:53:47 PM
1 votes:

video man: Barfmaker: video man: You do realize they use special keyboards that just have keys that are mapped to IPA standard characters, which in turn is fed into a computer that translates it into English right? Sometimes the computer gets it wrong.

Lolz. How would somebody "realize" such a thing without being told directly? And wtf is an IPA standard character? And translated into English from what language?

yr smrt

/nt sbby
//bt trd f dchbgs

International Phonetic Alphabet. It's an alphabet with a character assigned to every sound your mouth can make.

[www.phon.ucl.ac.uk image 335x175]


What characters would you press for Buzz Killington?

/Kidding, I actually learned something
//Don't know if I would want to do that
2013-04-19 11:48:30 PM
1 votes:

video man: Barfmaker: video man: You do realize they use special keyboards that just have keys that are mapped to IPA standard characters, which in turn is fed into a computer that translates it into English right? Sometimes the computer gets it wrong.

Lolz. How would somebody "realize" such a thing without being told directly? And wtf is an IPA standard character? And translated into English from what language?

yr smrt

/nt sbby
//bt trd f dchbgs

International Phonetic Alphabet. It's an alphabet with a character assigned to every sound your mouth can make.

[www.phon.ucl.ac.uk image 335x175]


Given that, I can understand exactly how this could happen

/you also killed the thread right out of the box
//I really wanted to picture some, but this point in this week, CC translator start losing it
 
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